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baubles and bangles
Osirian Isama
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The price of certain items in the inventory of Trilliant, a jewelry shop, falls by enough to take them from "bargains; maybe he got a good deal on raw gold" to "cheap enough that the proprietor Isam Alnahhat must be trying to sneak out cursed bracelets in with the normal magic ones, or something". The commission wait time has also dropped.

At this moment the proprietor's older brother is polishing the display case. The cashier, oddly enough, is a woman; she's occasionally reminding him to move on to the next pane of glass when he seems to forget what he's doing.

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A polished-looking man in the gold robes of Osirion's priesthood walks in. He doesn't shop; he has a notebook. He is writing down prices.

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"...Ah, Cicerone?" asks the cashier. "Can I help you?"

The glass-polisher looks over his shoulder and blinks at the priest.

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"I'm just looking," he says. "Though if you could step aside," he adds to the glass-polisher.

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He gets out of the way, then stands there awkwardly, holding his rag.

"Maybe go in the back," the cashier says.

"I don't want to interrupt..."

"- yeah," she acknowledges.

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Notes notes notes. 

"How many do you have at this price," he asks, pointing at one ring.

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"We have three of those at - no, two, the other one came out slightly prettier and he priced it fifteen higher, but just fifteen. If... you need a lot of them then he takes commissions but that's marked up if you want them quickly...? Cicerone."

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"How many would he take a commission for?"

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She goes and has a look at a book behind the counter. "One moment, I need to do some figuring... uh, if you can wait six months for the order to finish he can do ten but I'm not authorized to book more than that since it'd delay other orders, you'd need to talk to him after he's out of the workshop for that."

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Nod. "When will that be?"

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"Fourteenth bells, Cicerone."

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He writes down the rest of the prices in the store and leaves.

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At fourteenth bells the cashier's changed shifts, and the proprietor is sitting next to window-polishing guy behind the counter near her; they're murmuring to each other very softly.

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The priest comes back. 

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"Cicerone," says the proprietor politely. "Isam Alnahhat, what can I do for you?"

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"Good day! I'm just here to indulge my curiosity. These are spectacularly good prices."

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"They'll go back up if you're ordering in bulk, paradoxically enough, I haven't got volume that good yet. But the girl wasn't sure that was what you had in mind."

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"Why do this and not sell spells? You'd make three times as much for less effort."

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"I''m not a wizard. Is it really three times? Who bothered to invent sticking the magic to rings at that rate?"

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"Saving it up for situations where you might need a lot at once," he says, and "- then how are you making them?"

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"I've only tried to explain it to jewelers before. There's a knack to it - I spent a lot of time looking at the wizard kind, too, used to make them inert to get enchanted later, they look a bit different after -"

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- nod. "Do you suppose it could be taught?"

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"Oh, it can, I've got an apprentice managed it for the first time last week."

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" - huh! How long did that take?"

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"He's worked for me coming up on a year and a half, but I poached him, the ones I got without any experience I imagine will be a bit longer about it."

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"I think it might change the world quite a lot, magic items that don't need magic-users to make."

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"I only know how to do jewelry, but maybe someone will figure it out for other things."

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"Are you looking for investment?"

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"I wasn't shopping for it. If some lands on me I'd snap up some more girls and get them trained - they're less likely to go off into business themselves, see, fellow who got something to work last week is already threatening it, the girls'll put inventory in Trilliant till I can't pay them more than their nanny wants to watch their kids."

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"Huh. And they can learn as fast?"

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"Seem to."

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"The church might invest. Are you a member?"

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"Sure, we go to the one at Market and Third."

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"How much could you take on, right now?"

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Isam pokes his tongue out the corner of his mouth, thinking. "If I bump his wage so he'll stay, and have him teaching... rent the upstairs... assume I can find five more promising girls since unaccountably no one copies me yet... upfront for materials to train them on that they'll wreck will be a fair bit..." He does the sum on paper, turns it for the priest. "I can soak up yea much unless you just want your magic rings in larger carats for no practical reason."

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"Not particularly. When would you want to drop by to discuss details -"

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"Half past fourteenth tomorrow? I don't like to skip days working, I'm still fastest at production and the schedule assumes I don't take off unless I've got the plague."

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"All right. I'll talk this over with some people and have terms for you then."

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"Lovely. Do I meet you here or at the temple, Cicerone...?"

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"Merenre." Which is, of course, the pharaoh's brother, the last pharaoh's grandson, the director of the church in Sothis; the robes did not communicate this.

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- Isam elbows his brother, when he's a moment slower than Isam or the cashier to get on his knees.

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"I don't mean to disrupt your work," he says. "Let's meet tomorrow at your church; it'll be easiest to get all the compliance people in the same room. Good luck."

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"Thank you, your grace," says Isam.

He's at Market and Third sans brother or cashier the following evening, accounting books under his arm.

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The prince is there, along with half a dozen other people. He introduces them by department - investing, underwriting, magic.

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Isam, from the floor, nods along and tells them it's good to meet them.

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"Please sit down," the prince says, "and we can talk through terms, if you're still interested.'

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He sits. "I am. - Also, I'd bump up the upper bound on how much I can absorb, I'd thought my lapidary wouldn't want to go in-house but it turns out he might."

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"Do you have statistics on sales volume, in your store and at competitors -"

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"Mm-hm." He opens up his book and flips through to the data he has. "I have to get info on the competition on the sly, so that might not be all right, but here's my guesses - inert stuff, magic stuff - customer demographics -"

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"Oh, excellent," he says, his eyes shining. "This'll go really quickly, then. - may I - all confidential, of course -"

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He hands it over.

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He reads through it, rapt. "How did you get all this -"

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"Mostly I have girls go shopping. Especially new ones nobody's seen working for me yet."

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"You hire women?" one of the underwriters asks.

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"Preferentially, though not exclusively. They're cheaper, nobody's picked them over for talent, they aren't going to take what they learn and go rent their own storefronts and steal my customers, you can even do most of the work pregnant if you're not a moron and those I won't hire, and all that for it being slightly annoying to arrange that they're never alone with me or one of the other men in the back and sending my brother to walk them home if they stay late finishing something up. Some of the lady customers love it, they'll coo over the turquoises with the shopgirl and she can send them home with a whole set."

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"Huh."

"Seems fine to me," says the prince. "How long have you been at this?"

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"I've had Trilliant for three years, before that I worked for Kosai Zaki's outfit, he trained me."

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"You have a license, three years of accounting and sales records, so on?"

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"License through this very church. I didn't bring all my records to this meeting but I have them."

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The underwriters have more legal questions. The prince has more business operations questions. So many business operations questions, actually. What his research project is like, which spells he thinks he can replicate, what kind of scale he could eventually work at...

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Isam's getting faster but most of the scale improvements will be from training more people. They do have to be really good at making jewelry, wrapping some wire around a chunk of malachite for fifteen minutes won't do it, but it should still scale faster than turning the same people into wizards. He's managed stuff that calls for this list of spells, might be able to get fancier with more practice, he's got most of his career ahead of him yet.

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Eventually one of the prince's advisors will say very quietly that they have more than enough for the loan.

He stops. "Of course. - I very much appreciate your patience."

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"It's no trouble, I appreciate the interest."

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"This is my favorite part of my job," he says very sincerely.

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Isam laughs. "Well, may lots of people issue suspicious-looking discounts for you to investigate, then, I suppose."

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"That'd be really good news! What hour is it -"

       "Sixteenth bell, your grace."

"I'm sure you have a lot of work to do but you'd be welcome to join us for dinner."

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"I'd want to send someone to tell my brother not to expect me, sometimes he doesn't eat if I don't come home."

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"Of course. We're eating at Empire, three blocks from here, do you know it?"

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"Haven't been. Do you have someone I can send, or should I just nip home and tell him myself -?"

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"I can send someone." There's a guard at the door. "He's at your store?"

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"No, he'll be home by now, he walks one of the girls who lives near us end of the day."

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He reads his home address off the paperwork to the guard.

"What's the message?"

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"Mm... 'Khalil, his grace invited me to dinner. Drop in on the Abazas if you're not up to fixing something, they've said they'd be glad to have you over any time - just cross the street and knock.' - you can't leave that part out, sometimes it matters."

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He seems to puzzle over that for a second. He nods at the guard. The guard leaves. 

"Thank you for joining us."

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"The pleasure's all mine, your grace."

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They can walk over to the restaurant. It is the sort of absurdly expensive restaurant that sensible people don't eat at even if they're quite well-to-do. Maybe for a very special occasion. 

He asks him business questions the whole way.

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Isam is cheerful about answering business questions!

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How does the commission market work differently than the over-the-counter sales? He's heard you can make five times as much for wedding jewelry, is that right? Why'd he decide to undercut everyone by so much, as opposed to just being slightly cheaper? Are all forms of jewelry equally straightforward to make magic with his technique?

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Commissions vary a lot - usually the customer looks over the inventory and winds up saying they want a blend of this style with that rock, or something, but some people like surprises - those are fun - and some people think they're jewelry designers and will go over and over the design trying to figure it out themselves, and for surprises and for micromanagers he needs payment up front. Five times is an exaggeration - the styles people like for wedding jewelry are fiddly and delicate and matchy-matchy, and now and then an engagement breaks off and you have all this matchy-matchy wedding-looking stuff you have to hold till someone wants a bargain wedding. Isam won't sell wedding jewelry to a groom without talking to a bride, he won't have someone going around wearing jewelry she doesn't like and telling all her friends "yes, this jewelry I hate came from Trilliant". The discount was going to be temporary to see if it drove more foot traffic - he was specifically hoping for adventurers on the cusp of settling down and loading up their brides with wedding jewelry, in fact. And no! For some reason rings are much harder! Isam has no idea why that is but he only figured out rings a few months ago. He can do bracelets and necklaces and headbands and earrings and anklets and all sorts of piercings and hair clips and bejewelled spectacles and has attached spells to all of those but rings in particular were a tough nut to crack.

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" - huh, wizards also have to learn rings separately. General jewelry and then rings, they're separate classes and the skill doesn't transfer. I guess that implies that in some way you're doing the same thing they are."

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"It's bizarre. I'm good at rings, I've known how to make them for years. Couldn't get anything to stick till recently. Sold all my duds, though."

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"The fact you can do it at all is going to ruin lots of peoples' theories of how magic items work." He sits down and studies a menu.

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"They can watch over my shoulder as long as they don't interrupt, when I get interrupted I break a prong or squash a link and have to back up very annoyingly." What is on this here menu?

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Miscellaneous interestingly foreign foods.

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How about this fish thing, that sounds edible.

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"I've never been here before," he says, "but the reviews were good." He will get a different interesting fish thing. 

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"I live about forty percent on falafel from the place down the block from my shop, this'll be a nice change of pace."

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"It is an enormous production for me to go out to eat but restaurants are nearly all really interesting as businesses, they're some of my favorites."

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"I don't know much about the industry, what's interesting about them?"

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"The economics are very different even for two restaurants right across the street from each other, depending who they hire and where they're sourcing and what they sell and how much table spae they have and what hours people come in, and you have levers to change each of those things but these are mostly small businesses, right, often run within a family, often making odd tradeoffs because they're not paying for labor, they don't typically have the management capacity to change all of those levers and some of them are much easier to track than others, so the typical restaurant isn't run anywhere near optimally but on the other hand possesses the odd stability of a business with lots of levers to pull should the situation necessitate pulling them. You'll see the amount of labor people put in fluctuate wildly but the profits remain the same, because they're optimizing for a certain level of profit not for a certain return on the labor."

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"Huh. I have my brother do odd jobs but I shouldn't extrapolate much from him, that's probably not like having a bunch of children you can set to dishwashing and chopping vegetables."

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"With children there's not much opportunity cost, right, a brother you're usually at least aware he could have a paid job instead."

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"And probably most of the labor in a kitchen is something you can teach an eight year old to do if they're not a pyromaniacal eight year old."

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"Yep. - and you can treat that as a constraint itself, right, only making dishes where most of the work can be done by eight-year-olds. This is related to the theory of how slavery distorts labor markets, but the case of eight-year-olds is more complicated because it's not obvious that society should have a goal of optimally allocating the labor of eight-year-olds. As opposed to, say, discouraging it entirely, or encouraging it only if it's in trades that'll be useful to them as adults."

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"I grew up on a farm, and I haven't used any of what I picked up there since I was twelve."

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"In your case I'm inclined to say that whatever education system produced this outcome worked fine, but maybe we lost ten of you for every one who makes it."

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"Oh, I think you got me only very narrowly. Khalil and I don't get along with our parents, I'm not sure where I'd be if we'd wanted to plan to ever see them again."

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"Huh. You could in principle run a business like this from anywhere but I imagine it'd be prohibitively difficult to get off the ground."

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"They wouldn't have allowed me the apprenticeship, and there'd be no clientele in our hometown to speak of, people got their brides' wedding jewelry from their mothers half the time and if they didn't do that they went upriver to the next town."

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He frowns thoughtfully.

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"I suppose I could have left four or five years later, and merely be short the head start."

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"Well, I'm very glad you're here."

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Isam grins. "So am I."

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The food is delicious. He thinks of more details he's curious about - how did Isam pick the place where he apprenticed? Was it immediately obvious he was notably good at it? Is he notably good at jewelry or just the business side? Where'd he get the idea of hiring women?

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"I shopped around for a place that'd let me keep a cut of anything I sold, once I had more than one offer based on my sketches. Khalil was holding down a job, but it was dock work and he wasn't doing very well at it even considering - I had to write down all the steps of getting a box off a boat on his arm every morning - and we were squeezed in with too many of his co-workers in a place with rats, but I got a necklace moved right after he let me work in diamond, and that was food for both of us for a month and it was all uphill from there."

"I think it was obvious, and I guess some of the shops I asked at thought so too."

"I'm good at jewelry too, I think that mattered for getting it to turn magic. Less instinct and more hard work, though, it's not something I can just be clever at, I have to actually put things together all day long."

"It's always seemed obvious to me. Even Abadar hires some of them, doesn't He? And if there's only a third as many suited, judging by His assessment, well, there are more than three other jewelry shops out there, not hiring them. I get first pickings and I still do even when everyone can see exactly what I'm doing."

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"Is Khalil unwell? Dock work's - not complicated."

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Isam looks firmly at his fish. "It's not about how complicated it is. Crossing the street and knocking at the neighbors' is not complicated either. Some days are better than others."

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"Have you tried magic items? They can help a lot with complex logic, intuition, that kind of thing."

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"He isn't stupid, your grace."

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"I'm sorry. I didn't intend an insult. I wear one."

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"I do too. He's borrowed it before but we knew in advance it wouldn't help. When he was a kid our grandfather thought it was seizures but it isn't that either -" He shakes his head. "I understand it fine but for anyone I'm not paying to look after him explaining is more trouble than it's usually worth. Does it matter to you?"

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"Only in the sense that people and what they are able to do matters to me. I had more business questions if you'd rather not get into it."

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"Whatever it is that lets people take what they need to do next and turn that into actually doing it doesn't work for him. I don't know why. Some days he can't figure out how to get out of bed without prompts." He spears a leaf of his side salad. "And our parents think he's faking it to be lazy but with instructions written on his arm and a foreman with half a soul to his name he'd do fourteen hours a day hauling things to keep us fed and housed. And now he doesn't have to."

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"Huh. I'm glad. - if you'd like I could tell your parents that I don't think he's faking it."

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"I don't think that's called for. They don't know I have money now, you see, and I'd rather keep it that way."

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Nod.

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"You had more questions about Trilliant?"

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Has he thought about how affordable magic jewelry would affect the market for other products? He could place bets in those industries and get a lot of money, or sell the tip to someone who knows how to do that stuff.

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"Isn't it a bit late for that now? I didn't know in advance I was going to get it to work. Anyone keeping tabs on the market may've noticed what I'm up to already."

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"The rumor I heard was that they were probably deficient and sure to stop working, actually, but once people are persuaded that's not so it'll be too late if it isn't yet."

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"Well. Buzz is buzz. I wouldn't know where to sell a tip."

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"Do you have reason to think you'll be able to make any magic items wizards can't?"

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"Well, they could learn it the same way I did, couldn't they? I might invent something they haven't, so far I've been copycatting, but I don't know about something they couldn't do."

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"Do you have any idea how you might aim for specific effects, if you weren't copying?"

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"An inkling, why, have something in mind?"

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"At their current price point magic items are designed for militaries, the elite and their bodyguards, and adventurers, spell development's focused on things they need. If magic items are going to be accessible to average people they're going to want completely different things, right - things addressing fatigue, repetitive stress injuries - cure spells are disappointing for that - house cleaning, mending - there's not much market for a ring of Prestidigitation at 1000 gold because no one with that kind of spending money does their own mending, but if it were 100 it'd be a wedding present and a good investment, as one."

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"I don't know if I can get it down to a hundred without some other breakthrough in there. Even if I worked in tin. It wants so much precision and I can't have people ready to do it after a six week crash course."

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Nodnodnod. "- could you work in tin? The aesthetics don't matter?"

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"Well, I'd make aesthetic things in tin. It doesn't seem to mind zircon instead of diamonds, though."

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"Huh! I'm surprised I didn't know that. Well, people will get richer and wedding presents will get nicer and we'll get there someday one way or another."

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"Amen."

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"So you've been in Sothis ten years?"

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"Thereabouts, yes."

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"Are you happy here?"

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"Oh, yes," he grins.

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He beams at him. "Oh, good. If anything comes up - or if you think of anything we should be doing - write me, all right? I want to see where this goes."

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"Do I just - what, drop a note care of the temple?"

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"Or of the palace, yes. Someone obviously sorts it but they know who I've spoken with."

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"All right then. Maybe the next time I crank out one of the little things I can make of a morning somebody with theories about magic'll care to watch. I assume if these people are wizards they're not likely to copy, if they can make three times as much selling spells."

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"I can connect you with someone I'd trust."

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"Sure. I suppose you probably do other things and don't have four hours to watch me fiddle with jump rings."

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"I'm tempted, actually. But I don't think I'd get as much out of it, I have only an introductory education in arcana."

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"Me, on the other hand, I'm an archmage."

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With some effort he restrains a giggle. "You've won me over. When's a good time?"

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"In four days by the schedule I'm doing two of those hairpins that nudges you if you're about to do something illegal. Well, not illegal, unLawful, I suppose that's not exactly the same, but there isn't magic for detecting whether something's legal, far as I know. They do all the other bits too but unless someone looks foreign that's not how I advertise them."

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"We've funded research in that direction! It has so many contingencies it ends up being nearly unworkable. I guess some would argue that means we need to simplify the laws. I can make that." He nods to one of his attendants.

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"One after breakfast and one after lunch, whichever you like but get the girl at the till to tell you if it's a good time to walk in or not."

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"You must hire unusually useful people if she'll actually answer that for me. I am frequently misled about whether it's a good time for me to walk in."

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"I suppose I didn't screen them for keeping their heads while they're kneeling, did I. I'll get a sign for the door."

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Less-suppressed smile. "I'll see you then."

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Isam smiles back. Glances at Merenre when the waiter drops the bill on their table.

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He presses his ring to it, leaves a magical mark, hands it back to the waitress.

"I don't carry money," he says sadly to Isam. " - I don't need to but I sometimes wish I did. I like money."

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"Why don't you?"

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"Because twelve years ago some idiot made an attempt on one of my second cousins' lives using change he passed him after a transaction. And my security found 'but I really like the feel of coins, see' an unpersuasive argument."

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"Disgraceful. I suppose it's less fun if you never pay for anything with them?"

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"I feel like a child on Masquerade Day, except I'm pretending to be a participant in commerce."

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"You could let people keep the change."

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"What, and go to Heaven? - I guess I would be doing it self-interestedly."

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"I'm sure you could kick a puppy occasionally and make up for it."

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"- this is probably petty, and self-indulgent, and fairly silly when actually said out loud, but - I don't want Pharasma to someday make a face and do math on her fingers while scrolling down a very long list. I want a list with one item on it. I made this country's economy work better and its people got rich."

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"And she will say, ah yes, to Axis with you, where for several reasons no one will assassinate you with a cursed copper."

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"And I'll get to use money for the rest of my life," he says contentedly.

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"Is that what they call it, life?"

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Shrug. "Old habits are hard to break. Have you been?"

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"Nah. Maybe later when I'm more firmly established and can take a day off without having the plague."

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"You'll have to let me know when the day arrives so I can escort you."

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"What's it like?"

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"Well-designed, attractive, crowded, well-utilized. Not - unobtainable. Kind of chilly. Maybe go in the summer."

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"It's just chilly everywhere?"

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"Not in all of Axis. Visitors are only encouraged in Aktun, Abadar's domain, there are thousands and thousands of other parts with different climates along with everything else but mortals might get the laws wrong, if we went wandering, and some of them would definitely commit crimes. Aktun, the day I visited, was a little chilly outside. I was pleased it was not strictly an improvement on home."

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"Maybe it's meant to be welcoming to people from cold places."

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"I imagine they need more selling on it than Osirians typically do."

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"Yes, we rather hear about it all the time."

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"Same problem as all other advertising, except with higher stakes - some people have to hear something a lot to start to feel familiar with it, and others start to feel condescended to."

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"Oh, I know it's all with my best interests at heart."

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"It really is beautiful. They sell so much there. Things I never even dreamed of. Moving pictures and watches with sixteen screens of information you might want tracked alongside the time and a thousand varieties of fruits and drinks and fried foods - stunning jewelry -"

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"- can you bring that home? I've never seen anyone advertising souvenirs."

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"No," he says sadly. "I gave serious consideration to petitioning for an audience to argue this point with Abadar but I decided against."

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"Aw, why?"

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"I don't understand it. It's stupid to start an argument when you don't understand something, you want to start an argument once you do understand it and can therefore be confident it's wrong. I've asked some people to look into it since then but I have a lot of other priorities and it might be something it makes more sense to do from the other side."

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"Mm, makes sense, I suppose. Can you buy things and put them in safe deposit and collect them if you make it there later? If you don't have any heirs, or something."

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"If you wanted to, yes, though it'd be a bit of an odd thing to do unless you found it motivational - you'll be richer then -"

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"What, after I die? Not right away, surely?"

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"No, not right away, but in short enough order. I think, having known you two days."

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"Took me a bit. No one knocked on my door to offer me church investment when I was starting out."

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"I think that's supposed to be character building. I confess I have this secondhand, though."

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"It had some effects on my character. I don't know if I'd say it built it."

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"That sounds like a fascinating story."

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"We spent six months living in a two bedroom apartment with four other people. It had rats," says Isam. "It was better than living with our parents and I worked my way out of it and I don't know that it improved me."

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- nod. "Starting out with nothing in Axis isn't like that."

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"They issue the apartments for free, do they?"

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"The districts that really want immigrants will pay you!"

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"Ha! What do they want them for?"

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"There's lots of benefits to more people! Economies of scale and a deeper talent pool and higher density which makes you a more desirable arrival point for further immigrants and so on."

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"Huh. So why doesn't anyone do that around here?"

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"Adverse selection, right, even if we'd be delighted to have the average immigrant from Taldor the more attractive we make immigration the less appealing the pool of people who want to immigrate for that reason. Axis pre-selects."

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"Not all that hard, you and yours put out very promising statistics."

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"You'd be much more excited about ten workers, guaranteed none of them to be criminals, than ten workers, statistically one or two of whom is a criminal, right? Because criminals can destroy a lot of value and the precautions against them eat more."

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"Is that guaranteed, though? Does no one land in Axis and say, ah, finally, I'm in, I can run amok."

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"I think not. Probably some people find a district with very relaxed laws and do nothing but have extramarital sex and drink for years - but there are places where that's legal, and they do go there."

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"Huh. I dunno, though, I'd maybe rather have an employee who was a criminal in some way completely irrelevant to me than one who spent all day desperately restraining the impulse to pocket merchandise."

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"Hmmm. I guess we'll have to wait and see if the latter really comes up much."

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"I would've imagined you'd know!"

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"I've never heard of it! But Axis is a big place, and the only evidence I have besides not having heard of it is that people will pay you to live there when you're newly arrived."

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Isam nods.

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"It was a delight meeting you," he says as they leave. "I'll see you again in a few days."

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"I'll break out the highest-carat gold," smiles Isam.

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"Good fortune," he says, and then departs and thereby stops interrupting the flow of traffic into the poor restaurant.

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And on schedule Isam does indeed get out his loveliest gold wire, after breakfast, and start assembling a phylactery.

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He comes by around lunchtime and checks to see if there is a sign providing insight on whether he can interrupt Isam.

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The sign says "come in". He will have to go around Khalil, who successfully knelt without being elbowed this time but was in the way of the door.

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Well probably that's solvable without doing anything ridiculous like teleporting. 

He'll step into Isam's office a minute later.

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The workshop is a largish open-plan space, drawers of supplies in the back festooned with padlocks, a door to the courtyard in the back where presumably everything that gets hot is kept, and worktables with various appliances and tools scattered on them and mostly women and a couple men and one fourteen year old girl sitting at them. Isam's munching falafel out of a paper packet, critiquing the fourteen year old girl's handling of the kickwheel that she's using to buff the silver backing of a cabochon pendant. "- and now bring the wheel to a stop."

"Was it that bad -"

"No, you had it right but I don't want you to hurt yourself or the necklace when you notice his grace."

"Ack!" Fourteen year old girl and all the other persons who had not yet noticed his grace get down. Isam follows suit.

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"You can continue, I'm observing," he says once he has brought the workshop to a standstill. He looks - not exactly apologetic but slightly distressed for the lost productivity. "Good to see you again," he says to Isam.

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Isam gets up and smiles at him. "Likewise. Go on then, everyone," he adds. He pops the last falafel into his mouth and meanders over to his own table, closest to the supply shelves. The girl resumes buffing her necklace, looking nervously at Merenre. Everyone else gets back to work too.

Isam unlocks drawers, gets the things he wants all into a divided tray to bring back to the table, calls toward the door for one of the women between tasks to flip the sign. "Didn't bring any wizards?" he asks.

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"Something came up," he says regretfully. "They were very intrigued. Perhaps some other day."

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"You can tell them all about it, I suppose. Here's the one I made this morning," he says, sitting down and offering a hair pin. "You can fit it under a hat if you don't want everyone to wonder what it does and then think you're not as virtuous as people who do without, though they're quite ornamental and most people don't check their friends' possessions for magic." And then he gets underway on the second one of the day.

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He examines the pin and then watches!

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And Isam proceeds to spend four solid hours making increasingly tiny adjustments to a similar pin, though he puts different stones in this one than the first.

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He has Detect Magic up, so he can see the point at which this works.

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Near the end. Pliers go pinch, he makes a couple of final adjustments and holds it up to the light, and then turns in his chair and smiles. "Ta-da."

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He applauds. "That's fascinating. You just learned what, specifically, it has to look like, and that's enough once you get it looking like that?"

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"I can make it look like whatever, more or less, I could do this as an earring instead. It's more I know what looks different when it's magic from any baseline, which is much harder, if anybody could string three beads on a pin and call it a day this'd be a very different business."

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"Wow." He reaches for the pin.

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Isam relinquishes it.

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He studies it for a while and then hands it back. "Thank you."

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"You're welcome." He picks up both pins and heads out front to flip the sign and put them in a display.

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"Are you done for the day?"

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"On a normal day I stick around for an hour poking my nose into everyone else's handiwork, but I can be done."

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"Oh good! I wanted to ask if you'd like to come home with me."

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"- did someone enter me in the lottery without my knowledge, or, ah -"

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"That's not actually the only way in - that'd get awfully frustrating -"

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"Well, I mean, there's seeing the place but there's -"

"- Isam," says Khalil, from where he's been trying to pry open a delivery box the store has just received, "can you walk me home today, I think Rabab wanted to catch a play with her cousin this evening."

"Of course I can," Isam says, "ah, sorry, your grace."

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- nod. "I expect other people might want to come by and watch your work, is there a good time to send them?"

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"If they want to see the whole thing, they need to plan to come a day when I'm making something fast, if they just want to watch the last moment I'm expecting to finish a piece eight days from now."

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"All right, thank you. Very much."

 

And he leaves.

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Isam pokes his nose into everyone else's work and then walks Khalil home.

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He gets a trickle of various intrigued people over the course of the next few weeks, some conveying the prince's best wishes. The prince does not visit again.

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It is four weeks later that the prince gets a note care of Isam's church asking for a meeting.

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Sure. At Isam's church, the following evening?

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That works.

Isam turns up with an opened letter, looking a touch frazzled. He's brought Khalil along. He paces.

When Merenre appears, Isam takes a deep breath and announces, "I'm being blackmailed and not in the legal way where they threaten to tell everyone that I like bad romance novels, and I'm reporting that within my forty-eight hour grace period. Fancied you might want to know."

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- he nods. "It's all right. We can get it sorted out. Unless you murdered someone, then we might be able to get it sorted out but I can't make any promises."

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"Didn't murder anyone. If we wind up moving to Andoran you want to buy Trilliant off me first?"

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"- probably? I'd much sooner you not wind up moving to Andoran, honestly, I couldn't run Trilliant. What happened?"

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"Oh, I'd expect you to flip it, I'd just be in a hurry." Deep breath. "- the forty eight hours aren't up as soon as I tell you, right? Wording wasn't unambiguous, I know I have to stop what I'm doing within the grace period but I'm going to have to go shopping and haven't yet - does it cover Khalil, he knew and the blackmailer would've been able to guess he did but isn't explicitly targeting him -"

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"Immediate family, yes."

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"Right. I'll buy a dress on my way home, then."

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This takes him a couple of seconds. Longer, actually, than several of the attendants, who have probably seen more ridiculous situations than he has.

"- you're a woman."

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"Ismat Alnahhat at your service," - she - says wryly. "Old roommate must have seen something, looked me up again recently, saw a target. Note isn't signed but we can narrow it down."

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" - right, I guess we should try ordinary detective work," he says, letting his holy symbol slip out of his hand. "It's probably very good at this sort of thing. You'd rather move to Andoran than put Khalil technically in charge of the business?"

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"I don't think I'll have a very good time retaining my staff, let alone hiring, do you? Perhaps I'll give it a try, but imagine trying to filter for people not being horrid to either of us while I'm swishing around."

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- nod. 

 

"Well. Legally we can... get everything squared away."

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"Delighted to hear it." She sighs and runs a hand through her hair and sits. Khalil hugs her.

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"I don't want you to leave. - I won't stop you."

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"I suppose I don't have to flee in the night. It's going to collapse, though - or at least shrink - not likely to be a good return on the investment but at least I haven't spent it all yet, I can give most of it back."

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He shuffles his feet unhappily.

"My condolences."

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"It was going so well. Right. Well. Clothiers that make things for women close early. Suppose I'd better get on my way."

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"Don't -

 

You asked for me, was that just so I'd - know what happened?"

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"- I thought you might like to know. I'm sorry for wasting your time, I suppose this really didn't need to go through you -"

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"No! No, I was just hoping - you might've had some way in mind I could fix it - I can change laws, I can't change who people'll work for - but this is stupid -"

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She sighs. "You tried to pick me up, a few weeks back -"

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" - yes."

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"I'm not sure if you've noticed since everyone has to get on the floor when you're around, if they know who you are, but when you have only recently been around, people who know who you are show up."

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"...I would be more than happy to keep ordering from your shop," he says.

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"Isam - I mean Ismat -" says Khalil.

"Thank you, I'm sure that'll help," mutters Ismat.

"- I think," says Khalil, "she was wondering if you were interested enough to -"

"Khalil -"

"- marry her -"

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"Well, yes! But how does that keep her business open?"

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Ismat rolls her eyes dramatically at Khalil and huffs a sigh and says, "It's attention, it looks like endorsement and conspicuously so, it might compensate enough to outweigh the hassle of moving to Andoran."

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"Might?" he says, kind of wounded.  " - I'm sorry. Let me -" and he casts a spell on himself, saying the incantation in an unfamiliar language, and then puts a hand to his head and thinks.

 

"I think it would take some work to come up with an arrangement that didn't impede your operation of your business, but it wouldn't be impossible."

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"- I meant in terms of Trilliant, not in -" says Ismat. "- what'd you cast?"

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"Wisdom. I apparently need some more of it. 

-you declined because - you didn't want me to realize -"

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"It would have gotten to be rather conspicuous!"

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" - some people pretend because they'd much rather be a man, not just because then people will treat them better but because they'd just be much happier permanently Polymorphed the other way around - is that it for you, or -"

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"I could've afforded that by now if I'd badly wanted to, it would have worked out cheaper than paying the blackmail for even just six months."

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Nod. "You'd live in the palace and it'd be an enormous production to get visitors and if a customer throws a paperweight at you it'll be a national incident -"

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"Well, no deal if Khalil can't move with me, but I'm not attached to working shopfront, scarcely ever do - and could do most consultations by mail if someone won't tolerate the enormous production."

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"Is he actually your brother -"

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"Yes!" they both say at the same time.

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"I would have to ask the pharaoh's permission but I would be very surprised to be denied it."

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"Do you have to go through our parents?" Ismat asks.

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"It'd really be better to but if you came to the city with him and their permission we could conceivably go through him instead. It makes it look like I'm trying to get away with something, though."

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"Does it count as permission if our father told him 'maybe you'll get off your ass and learn to do what needs doing if your baby sister's going hungry over it' and we assume he assumes that's what happened?"

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Sigh. "I can take a wife without asking her family at all, I just don't like the look of it. I guess asking questionably the right bit of family's better than that."

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"I can deal with them if I have to. It wouldn't be too difficult to turn them down if they came sniffing around for favors, they just would have turned me in."

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He nods. "I won't insist but I'd prefer it."

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"They're in Qalil Wahah. Our last name's real."

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"I should talk to my brother. - he'll want to meet you."

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"...suppose that follows."

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"I'd say he doesn't bite but that wouldn't be true. He doesn't bite unpredictably. We get along."

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"What makes him predictably bite? I did rather commit some crime."

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"But not anything you'd normally expect to find the pharaoh involved in handling, right? You fudged some paperwork and confessed under a waiver and the system will handle that normally. You didn't try to murder his family or sell out his country or solicit an invasion from Hell."

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"...do people often do that last, that's concerning."

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"More often than you'd think. Sincere efforts to destroy the world or a big chunk of it aren't publicized to discourage copycats."

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"I suppose that's a good reason."

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"The beetle's not dead. The one that left behind the Black Dome."

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"- okay. Apropos of..."

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"An example of the category we were talking about. It's sleeping. Sometimes people try to wake it."

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"I assume that's a secret."

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"Very much so."

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"Safe with us. - I really do need a dress. I'm not right up against my grace period deadline but it'll be pushing it if I wait till morning."

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"Right. Why don't you go, and I'll talk to the pharaoh and come for you in the morning."

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"At home? I'd rather not just show up to work in skirts unannounced, I was going to work on things at home and send Rabab in to tell everyone."

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"At home, then."

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Ismat and her brother get on their way.

In the morning Khalil answers the door, but Ismat is inside, sitting at the kitchen table looking through customer sketches, wearing a nice champagne-colored dress.

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"You look very nice."

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She snorts. "Thank you."

"I've been telling her that all morning," says Khalil, "and she keeps saying she passed for a man for a decade and is pretty sure that means she does not in fact look nice just by putting on a dress."

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"Well, I thought she was a good-looking man, too."

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"A fact I appreciate," says Ismat. "How are things?"

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"Lovely. The pharaoh'd like to meet you. - so would a lot of other people but we have more of a choice about them."

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"...who-all is it?"

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"I have five other brothers, four of them in town, and parents. And advisors and so on but all those can wait for the formal announcement."

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"Well. I'll see how much meeting the one brother takes out of me, shall I. Bit intimidating."

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"Security'll want to talk to you first. Under a truth spell. They'll ask about other illegal activity, secret lovers, so on."

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"Oh, I've been squeaky clean apart from the one thing, didn't want anyone to have a reason to look into me."

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"I trust you. They don't trust anyone but they won't take too long."

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Ismat nods. "Itinerary such that I don't need to bring Khalil to chaperone?"

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"Yes. I wasn't sure he'd want to meet the pharaoh."

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"Aaaah," says Khalil solemnly.

"All right. You'll be all right by yourself? Your backup prompt's over there if you need to go to the neighbors -"

"I'll be fine, today's pretty good."

Ismat hugs him. And then she goes over to Merenre.

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"Thank you," he says to Khalil. "For translating, yesterday."

And he takes her arm.

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"You're welcome!" Khalil calls.

Ismat mutters under her breath but attempts to figure out how to correctly put her hand on his arm. "I have," she says, "no practice - not since I was twelve - I don't think I'm going to wander out after dark, I was generally very conscious of myself when I did that, but -"

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"It's not really the most important thing to spend your time on, right, I expect it's only worth it for most women because their opportunity costs are really minimal - or to get married, but look, managed that anyway -"

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"Not by aiming at it very effortfully, funnily enough. When we left my mother'd been making intimations at a neighbor who didn't come across as very choosy but she'd still tell me to do things because otherwise he'd be put off."

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"If you've got a very small pool of prospects then you probably want low-variance strategies but if you've got a large one you probably want a high variance strategy, right, it's better to be someone's favorite than to be indistinguishable from a thousand other people. You see that anytime people are choosing the best of their options instead of satisficing - secretaries don't pursue high-variance secretarial strategies but adventurers sure do -"

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"Well, I wasn't envisioning myself as having prospects at all, I was just going to die single, probably irritate Pharasma, and try to get lawfuller from there."

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"We should thank your blackmailer."

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"I've considered it. Send him a fruit basket, maybe. You have rescued me from my sins, friend, have a pineapple."

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"We could coordinate its arrival so that it arrives along with the fine and penalty notice for blackmailing."

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"Good idea. Detective work getting anywhere? I left the note he sent at the church with the list of people we lived with before we could afford a place."

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"They thought they had a name but were running some more checks, last I heard."

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"Maybe I'll order the basket this afternoon, then."

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And they head Dome-ward.

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It's intimidating. She's intimidated. Holds his arm a bit tighter as they get close.

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They don't go to the gate of the Dome, but instead to a side entrance full of guards, who escort them through some stone underground hallways. Then they want to do the security check.

There's a couple of spells - to make it hard for her to concentrate on resisting the truth spell, then the truth spell - and then a long string of questions meant to get at whether she is planning or likely to murder anyone or spy for any foreign countries or do any other crimes while she's here, and also whether she is an eligible wife for the prince, which is to say has she been sleeping around and does she have any reason to think she can't bear children and does she understand that she'd really better not sleep around once married and that one cannot divorce a prince and so on and so forth.

He stays to watch and motions them to hurry along whenever they seem to be belaboring something, though it's not clear they are paying him any attention on this.

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She isn't going to murder anyone. She's never even been to a foreign country. She isn't tempted by any crimes she didn't confess to yesterday and that one wouldn't work any more, now, would it. She hasn't been sleeping with anyone, let alone enough of them to qualify as "around". She seems in good general health and can probably have kids. She is aware that it is a very bad idea to cheat on royalty and that she's in it for good once she's married.

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They are eventually satisfied on these points! They can proceed on in to the palace. 

The interior of the dome is both pretty and a very comfortable temperature; the houses all seem to be striving to outdo each other, but someone enforced reasonably good taste. The palace is the biggest. 

 

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Ismat hasn't been in here before; she walks slowly, taking it in. "You could have warned me it was cooler, I could have brought a coat. I have a reasonably unisex coat."

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"But then I couldn't give you mine, which I am led to believe is practically socially obligatory." He does this.

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She laughs and slips her arms into the sleeves. "And probably you're used to the climate control."

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"I left very infrequently, growing up, it seemed embarrassing to cause everyone so much inconvenience with no way to compensate them."

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"Suppose the Cicerone's robes help with that till someone wants your name."

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"Yeah. I don't have to stop everyone in the streets, at least."

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"Are people going to do that at me, now, I've never seen one of the royal women out."

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"They aren't obliged to but I don't know whether they will anyway. The royal women are mostly discouraged from going out. Even more than we are, I mean."

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"How far out does that go? It's not like Khalil goes for walks alone but if he did?"

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"That's fine. The children'll be discouraged. - less once the pharaoh has children himself but that might be a while."

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"How is that to live with, growing up? There isn't a - sky, in here -"

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"The winter palace, down the coast, has sky, that helps somewhat. But I don't think it's particularly healthy for children. I think they should grow up in a city and run around and get into scrapes and so on - I might be glorifying it, not having lived it -"

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"Well, I'm from a farm, I didn't live like that till I was old enough to apprentice. - ugh, I have no idea how Zaki'll take this when he hears."

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"Zaki?"

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"Kosai Zaki. He taught me."

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"Should you tell him yourself before the news comes out?"

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"Probably." Sigh.

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They reach the palace. It's made of stone, with columns but few walls.  It has waterfalls and gauzy bits of fabric hanging from the ceiling and plants that wouldn't grow in Sothis. There are men, all guards in uniform, and woman, mostly not wearing much of anything. He leads her up some stairs.

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"If there's a dress code I'm going to need you to tell me that now."

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"They're servants. You can wear whatever makes you comfortable. - whatever dress makes you comfortable."

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"Oh, good. Whose idea was dressing the servant girls up like that, they must be freezing."

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"Not the pharaoh's, it's traditional. I think it's warmer than it looks."

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"All right."

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"If you want your servants to dress differently I doubt anyone'll care."

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"I don't have a uniform at Trilliant and don't see why I would here either, I suppose if they need my permission to wear an entire tunic or what have you and that's what they'd rather I'll give it for them."

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He smiles fondly at her.

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"From the outside the dome is just an obstacle, I don't think about how much space is inside it usually..."

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"It's a lot. Used to be like half the city, way back when, and at this rate someday it'll be pretty much just the palace."

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"Does the palace eat adjacent plots sometimes?"

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"We marry the extraneous bits of royal family out to all the nobles. Keeps everyone - on board with the program. I have family living in most of those houses."

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"I suppose it wouldn't have to architecturally eat them to effectively subsume the place."

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"There's a lotta extraneous family. Abadar can only do so much so you have to give him a good range of choices in the first place to get anything satisfactory."

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"What does he do? Is your brother very different now?"

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"The cleric levels, obviously. He talks with the new pharaoh for a while. I don't know what they talk about. My brother's pretty different. I think most of that's the office, the responsibilities. The crown - it grants the best mental bonuses money can buy, a special configuration that lets you access clarity to every part of thought at the same time - and when he's working he'll usually have spells layered on top of that -

- I think it might be somewhat isolating -"

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"I guess it could be. Never thought about it like that."

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"It's not as if there aren't compensating benefits. But I think on the whole - it helped me understand why the pharaohs are rewarded in Axis by being exactly like everyone else."

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She nods thoughtfully.

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And then they can reach the floor where the pharaoh is, and kneel, and wait for him.

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She did not technically attend school but she used to do Khalil's homework so she doesn't have to just copy Merenre and hope it's the same for her.

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"You can look at me," the pharaoh says, and "you can stand", and then he hugs his brother and turns to size Ismat up and smile at her. "I'm pleased to meet you. Surprised, but pleased. I ran a poll last night before the announcement and absolutely no one was willing to bet Merenre would marry before I insisted on it."

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"- weren't willing to bet even conditioning on you running a poll about it? Irresponsible," he mutters.

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"I pointed that out! So tell me about this company my brother fell in love with," he says to Ismat.

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"I'm not sure what you'll already have heard - it's called Trilliant, we make jewelry both inert and magical, the first thing everyone remarks on is -" she suppresses a snort - "that I'll hire women..."

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"A clever idea! Where'd you get it?"

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...she is not sure if he is joking. "I had a lot of public explanations and they're all true - cheaper, not picked over, not going to strike off and compete with me - but also I just didn't think I could reasonably be quite that exceptional."

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"And the business is going smoothly, other than recent hiccups?"

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"Other than that yes, your grace."

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"I will keep it and you in my prayers," he says seriously. "Did Merenre give you his best account of all the disadvantages he can think of to marrying him?"

          "I did," Merenre says. 

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"I don't know what it would look like if he'd tried harder," she says. "He did list some."

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"People usually do not regret marrying into the royal family but if they do the most common reason is having wanted to achieve specific political things that turn out to be less tractable or less shaped for their effort to be satisfying than they expected, because the person they married enjoys terrorizing people, or because they get set aside for someone else and are persistently very sad about this. I'm working from about ....forty people here? And most of the problems that aren't variants of one of those are highly individual, like really missing the specific neighborhood they grew up in or turning out to find intimacy intolerable or having a persistent phobia of ceilings supported by pillars after an accident."

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"It'll be - confining - but I can run Trilliant from here, I think, and was told my brother could move in too."

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"We'll be delighted to have him. Should we take some steps to check whether he'll hate it here?"

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"I don't think he will, your grace, but I suppose I have no way to be sure. - being Merenre's brother-in-law could inconvenience him if it means people around him aren't willing to issue him instructions, he often needs prompts to do things, but I think the relation's probably distant enough or he could just be attended by people who know they need to do it anyway when I'm not with him."

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"We would expect to be able to find people competent to do that."

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She nods. "Thank you, your grace."

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"Do you have any questions for us?"

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"What steps were you imagining taking to find out if my brother would like it here?"

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"Primarily inviting him here."

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She nods. "That would make sense, I suppose."

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"Prince Merenre said he didn't expect he'd wish to join you for this trip."

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"He would have if I'd asked it."

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"We'd be delighted to have him."

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"Next time I'm here I'll take him along, then, thank you, your grace."

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Nod. "I heard that your life plan before recent events was to keep up the masquerade forever. Most people'd find that very difficult."

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"My brother knew. I didn't mind the outfits. I did have to learn to walk a bit differently but I got used to it and I think walking differently isn't illegal and may not switch back."

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"I'd mind the loneliness, if I tried that."

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"Khalil knew. - oh, you - yes, that was annoying, but I was hardly going to go crawling home to our parents about it - hadn't really thought that far ahead when I was twelve, anyway."

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"I'm curious how you thought of this solution."

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"He'd hit on me before, a few weeks ago."

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"I think most people would not have correctly inferred from that how notable you were to him."

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"I didn't actually suggest it myself, largely for that reason, Khalil said it."

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"Good of him!"

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"I wouldn't have thought of it. And would have - worried you didn't want to be wanted as a woman, after all the time otherwise."

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"Once my cover was blown? When you were expressly not interested in running Trilliant and didn't want it to disintegrate? Why not?"

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"That's a fair question. I was imagining how I'd feel about it if I were suddenly a woman and someone said they'd marry me - but I'm not a woman and that's probably an important difference."

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"I may've got used to independence but that I can't keep without moving, can I, and you seem well on board with the thing I mainly like to do with it."

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"I think you ought to get very very rich with it," he says earnestly. "- sorry, your grace, was there anything else -"

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"No, go on. You have my blessing." 

 

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Ismat smiles at Merenre. "You're right, he doesn't bite."

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He squeezes her arm. "If I thought Abadar had poor judgment I'd be doing something different with my life. - I hope. It'd be a very inconvenient situation to find myself in. Luckily -" he gestures vaguely at the pharaoh. "Well, that's all that's obligatory. We can meet more people if you'd like."

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"I think I can do more meet and greet."

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"All right!" 

 

Then he can take her to meet four of the other five brothers (one is out of town) and his parents. His father is tall, excitable, talks too quickly, has some of the same body language when discussing magic than Merenre has when discussing economics. His mother (who looks far too young to be the mother of any of the adult young men milling around, presumably by magic) apparently studies architecture, and sculpture, and designed the strikingly realistic artwork in the sculpture garden where they're eating dinner. 

Merenre is the fourth of seven; there is one older brother present and three younger brothers. All of them seem entertained by asking her in front of Merenre about how she met him and what she first thought of him and whether she had looked him up afterwards and what her friends thought and so on.

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Ismat loves the artwork, especially when it's in materials she knows about. Prospective father-in-law is welcome to watch her finish something sometime.

"He thought my pricing was notable, came around and spooked people writing it all down, and when I'd explained he wanted to invest. He asked good questions. I did read up what there is to be found, of course. Haven't talked to my friends yet, my brother thinks it's adorable though."

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       "What's even public about you?" a brother asks Merenre.

"Oh, I don't actually know. It's probably mostly boring. The bank reforms and trade treaties and so on. I think there was some effort to establish that if I succeeded the pharaoh then this would result in absolutely no policy changes of any kind, which I was wholeheartedly on board with. - that I'm not already married, presumably -"

       "The thing where you suggested that you could auction off the right to be your wife?"

"I don't know, did you run into that?" Merenre asks her.

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"Yes, but it didn't say if you wanted to sell it as a rivalrous good or not."

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He beams at her. "I was thinking I could auction four but if someone wanted to buy them all that'd be permitted. - sadly this approach doesn't really work because women don't have much money in their own right, right, so I wouldn't get the people who were some combination of best-at-making-money and wanted-to-marry-me-most, I'd just get people whose parents did."

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"Depends, can you marry a widow or would that not be proper?"

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"That's permitted, there's precedent from ancient Osirion for new pharaohs taking their dead brothers' wives. - this was before it was typical to have access to True Resurrection, all the customs were accordingly quite different, but I think it'd stick if I decided to insist."

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"But there's probably not enough of them to crowd out the fellows with teenagers they want to see living in the Black Dome."

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"That's what I concluded when I did a little bit of market research," he says gloomily. Then perks up. "- but then I found you!"

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"I'd offer to pay you but that's not in the terms of what I said I'd do with my loan at all. I suppose I can give you a discount on my wedding jewelry set."

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Snort. "I'm very pleased with what I'm getting."

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She grins at him. "Good."

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And after dinner he returns her home.

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Whereupon she quizzes Khalil on how he's gotten on today, and he dutifully tells her that he ate breakfast and dinner and read a book and was able to answer the door for Rabab when she came to ask Ismat-being-a-woman-related questions.

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The royal family, then, can write to Ismat's parents about an engagement, and he can stop by Trilliant to ask to pick out wedding jewelry for his fiancee.

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Ismat's parents are very confused but, uh, yes, their daughter marrying a prince sounds good?

"Well, I have this policy," says Ismat very seriously, from her half-empty back room, "that I won't sell anybody wedding jewelry without a consult with the bride."

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"I thought I'd surprise her."

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"I can't have people walking around telling their friends that all this jewelry they hate is from Trilliant, you understand."

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"But what foolish woman would hate jewelry from Trilliant?"

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"Oh, she'll have no complaints about the quality, but suppose you get her platinum and she thinks gold's better for her skin tone, or you get her rubies and they clash with her entire wardrobe. Suppose you like florals and she wants geometrics, or you get her opals but she doubts she'll be able to keep them dry."

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"Oh, all right. Let me just bring her in for the consult - I know I left her around here somewhere -" He looks searchingly in all directions, then kisses her.

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One of the remaining women in the workshop coos softly.

Ismat smirks at him when he pulls back and says, "All right. I know what your fiancée likes. Now I need to know your budget."

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"Eighty thousand. I was promised a discount, though."

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"Mm-hm, I can waive the labor cost. Most of it. When's the wedding?"

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"I should consult my fiancee on that, too. I was thinking two months."

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"Any ideas on enchantments? That's enough time for a few."

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"Which do you think she'd like?"

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"Well, I suppose even if she's already got some of all her favorites it might be about time to update the style."

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"The ones she has now are in men's fashions for some reason. Maybe you could redo them with lots of gold and diamonds."

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"Jacinth," she says. "Gold and jacinth and fire opals." She kisses him.

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"Well, you're the expert on women."

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"It's generalizations like that which make me insist on the consult. But don't worry. She'll love it."

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He visits her shop frequently. They can go out on walks in the evenings. She can come to dinner again, if she wants, and Khalil can see the Dome.

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Khalil will accompany Ismat to dinner, sure.

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Then he can see the Dome and make sure he finds the palace liveable.

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He thinks it seems nice especially if in winter there will be some access to sky. "It's sort of reassuring, in a way, there's only so lost I could get."

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"Oh good," Merenre says. "In that case I think there are - no further obstacles, aside from the time for the jewelry and the wedding planning."

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"Is royal wedding planning very elaborate?" wonders Ismat. "Or are there so many traditions and obligations that there's nothing to choose?"

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"Mostly the latter, we have virtually no control over the venue or invite list, or who officiates. None at all on the vows. We can pick the color scheme and the food."

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"No invitation discretion? The three friends I have left will be devastated. Red and gold."

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"Oh, we can squeeze more people in, we just can't leave anybody off. Do you want your family?"

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"Khalil. - And a few of my more decent cousins and the nice aunt if you can invite her without the corresponding uncle, maybe, if they'd like to come."

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He writes this down.

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She has names. Khalil suggests an additional cousin and Ismat nods.

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"And for setting up the household, you can pick your servants as long as security approves them, and you can pick furnishings for your private rooms."

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"Does one put out a job ad or is there some particular process?"

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"I don't pick mine, there's a process they normally get hired through. I guess you could talk to some of the results of that process and just pick from among those unless they're all terrible or something."

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"I'll give that a go. There's a neighbor I might want to take on for Khalil."

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"Security'll just be the same nonsense it was for you, mostly, maybe a few differences in the specific questions. If the neighbor's up for it, it shouldn't be any trouble."

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"I assume they won't care who he's been sleeping with."

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"I'd expect not."

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"Very sweet boy, came over and talked Khalil through making me dinner on my birthday."

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"We'd be happy to have him. It'll probably be good for you to have some familiar people around, too. So it's not too isolating."

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"Can Rabab get screened so she can go in and out, run things on-site for me?"

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"I think that's slightly more trouble but not that much so."

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"I won't need her by in person every day, much of it can probably be by correspondence."

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"They'll mostly want to make sure no one can commandeer her to smuggle things in." He sighs. "It adds so much friction - I have pointed out that routine resurrections would be cheaper than all the costs incurred in preventing assassination attempts but people feel that it'd be bad for national stability if there were a lot of assassinations even if nearly all of them were pointless."

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"Were you pricing in emotional distress? I'd much sooner not die even for a few minutes."

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"It wouldn't especially bother me. Just a plane shift, right? - I guess I haven't tried it."

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"People come back rather frazzled, I hear, when their insurance kicks in, even more than you'd think from having been assaulted which is frazzling on its own. Maybe the pricier kind is a different matter."

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"The guards seem all right but I suppose I don't know what they were like before. Anyway, the security people have thoroughly won this fight and they'll give your people whatever screening and then it should be fine."

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"I hope they don't care who Rabab is sleeping with, as far as I know it's nobody but imagine how embarrassing."

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"I think they'll care that she knows not to get into trouble with anyone in the palace but not at all about whatever she's up to outside."

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"She's very sensible."

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"You have good taste in people."

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"Thank you! Took some practice, but I was good at it by the time I had my own hiring to do."

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So they can get their servants screened and her private rooms (near his, but not shared) set up, and invitations sent to the more tolerable cousins.

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Cousins all agree to attend the royal wedding!

"Now here's a question, what was in these rooms last month?" Ismat wonders. "Were they standing empty in the anticipation of wives? Is Khalil in what was to be a wife suite? Suppose you wind up with eight wives and forty children and they only budgeted for seven and thirty-two, will we all need to move?"

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"They were guest suites," he says. "And I think the servants use them when there aren't guests. I think if I had that many wives then some of them would end up on a different floor of the palace and there'd probably be secret power struggles over which so I'd better not."

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"Well, how many blackmailed crossdressers can there really be out there, I suppose."

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"I have no particular reason to think I'm any more or less likely than the average person who doesn't particularly want a second wife to change my mind about that. I guess I have more options and am also choosier and I don't know how those balance out."

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"I don't think I'd make a fuss about it if it came up but it's just as well if it doesn't."

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"If you disliked her I almost certainly wouldn't. My father gets along really poorly with his father's later wives and it was stressful for everyone and a big waste of energy."

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"Well, pharaohs, do they get much choice about it?"

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"Not really." Sigh. 

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"Long may he live," she remarks.

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Fervently: "Amen."

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She puts her house on the market. Rabab demonstrates non-assassinhood and takes over day to day management of Trilliant with the remaining employees on days Ismat doesn't go out, duck into the back, and teach or conduct interviews; but most of Ismat's work can be done in the dome. She attempts to strike up a friendship with her future mother in law.

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Her future mother in law is very pleased with her and wants to see if she can pick up the magic item making.

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Maybe she can! Ismat'll see if she can translate what she knows into the relevant area of expertise.

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She's tried her hand at making jewelry occasionally but she mostly does sculpture.

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Maybe they can make very jeweled sculptures.

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Sounds potentially interesting!

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She won't likely get it before the wedding but they can make some pretty stuff trying.

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And eventually the wedding day arrives. The ceremony is inside the Dome, though outside the palace proper; about a thousand important people she doesn't know are invited. Everything is done up stunningly in red and gold.

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"Well, that's a lot of people," remarks Ismat. "Why do they even all want to come? Do you know them?"

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"Some of them. They want to attend because it's a royal wedding! They'll be able to tell everyone they were invited to a royal wedding. They know they're one of the thousand most important people around. That sort of thing."

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"But aren't there plenty of these? The pharaoh's averaged more than one a year, I think."

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"First wife's much more of a big deal."

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"Well. Hopefully they get what they came for."

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"Seems nearly guaranteed, unless you've changed your mind."

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"Oh, I just don't know if they have unrealistic expectations, maybe they'll be appalled at my hair."

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"One imagines they'll have the good sense not to say so, if they do."

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"I'd imagine. Let me show you how these clasps work so you don't muff it in front of a thousand people."

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That sounds like a good idea. They can practice with the jewelry.

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She practices her vows, too, so as not to muff it in front of a thousand people. What are those?

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She will be faithful to her husband, and take guidance from him, and obey him and use his money wisely and raise his children to honor him, and be good to him and greet him with love.

(He will honor his wife, and protect her and provide for her and for her children, and be good to her and greet her with love.)

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She goes over the wordings till she's sure she isn't going to suddenly panic and start whispering.

And when the time comes out they go to get married.

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There's a speech about Abadar's will in marriage and his will for the royal family. There's music, and fireworks.

He adorns her with jewelry. They say their vows. 

 

Then there is a feast, which will go all night but not all of which they're obliged to stay for.

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Her jewelry is exquisite. She glitters in the light of the fireworks like she is one herself, dangling chains of gold and gems twisting and swaying when she moves. There's a lot of it and it upstages the dress like she engineered the dress selection to be upstaged (she did). The pieces most suitable for everyday wear are the magic ones; the big impractical stuff is just for show and manages its job ably.

She assigns one of her friends in attendance Khalil's looking-after, when she and Merenre have had all the feast they want, so they can be on their way.

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To his rooms, because he has gotten the marital advice that you should leave your wives theirs, and summon them when you want them. "I can't actually think why but it seems cheap enough to attempt to follow."

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"I suppose it puts a limit on how badly things could curdle?"

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"Oh, hmm, maybe that's it. - I am presently feeling optimistic that it will not go badly at all."

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"I am too, but the advice isn't for people who are right when they think that, s'pose."

She kisses him.

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That sounds lovely.

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And all of this jewelry can be taken off very carefully so it doesn't tangle up with itself.

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"I think it's the loveliest you've made."

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"That's exactly what I was aiming for. Didn't have to market it to anyone's badly informed taste, see."

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"And now you'll set the fashions for the whole city and people will want pieces like it."

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"And they will know just where to find them!"

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He kisses her again, and then tries to determine how this dress comes off.

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Little hooks hiding in the seams.

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Whoever designed this dress was totally failing to consider that people might be in a hurry and not particularly dextrous but they'll manage.

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She can help, if he's in a hurry! Unhook unhook unhook.

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And then if there are any additional obstacles to pulling her into bed he isn't thinking of them.

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Well, he's still wearing clothes, but perhaps this is all part of his master plan.

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His clothes do not require any lengthy operations to remove!

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Then off they go! Ismat has recently asserted under magical truth detection that she has no experience in this department but irresponsible teenagers manage if you give them half a chance so how hard can it be.

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And if it happens to take, say, half the night to figure it out, that wouldn't be so terrible either.

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She was planning to take the next day off anyway even though she doesn't have the plague!

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Well if they only get the one day they had better take full advantage of it.

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That sounds like a responsible way to allocate their time!