Brenda puts on her sturdiest clothes and her big soft jacket and the backpack with all her camping gear and food and books, and sets the camcorder her mom used to make home movies with recording on top of the letter on top of her desk, and tells Alpina to send them somewhere in the multiverse.
Oh no what if she's in a mausoleum or something and interrupted this guy paying respects to the dead. Is there anyone visible in the coffin, because if there is she is definitely being rude.
"Hello. Sorry to bother you? I didn't mean to interrupt." And then she looks around and sees the statue and wow, coooooool, is that just an art piece or an actual type of guy that exists here. But she should finish getting kicked out of this mausoleum.
The glass is the semi-transparent kind where it's hard to see if anyone's in it.
"Normally, Dagon doesn't grace me with his presence. Not that I have any complaints about this, mind you. I understand that He is a busy deity and possessing only a single physical form puts constraints on a man's schedule. Nevertheless I am startled to discover that my summoning ritual seems to have summoned someone who by all appearances seems to be a teenage girl."
Huh, an Earth with secret magic. Maybe if she had taken Stay Put her own Earth would have turned out to have always had secret magic. . . . Maybe she's still on her original Earth and just teleported, that would admittedly be a pretty funny joke on the Spirit's part. Or, just to round out the hypothesis space, this guy could be wrong, but when someone's summoning ritual has successfully summoned you it's a bit silly to not believe them about their magic system.
"Tea in the sitting room would be lovely, thank you."
Oooh, pretty magic paint. Also she could not previously read any Chinese characters and now her wonderful shiny new Omniglot power is helping her figure them out!
She needs to stop looking at the ceiling so she can follow her host without tripping over her own feet, so she does that, wondering if she was supposed to not look up because the art is magically dangerous in some way she's immune to, or a secret she doesn't have enough context to figure out, or what.
He presses a button and slides a door open, which leads them out into a beautiful garden.
"We are in the city of Shanghai in China, and the date is January 1, 1926, in case that allows you to place yourself relative to your home. You are of course welcome to the hospitality of the Ho family as long as you need it."
Does Brenda know anything about plant identification?
Being in 1926 is . . . kind of disappointing? Somewhere with a different calendar would have been cool and 2126 would have been cool and 3000 years agowould have been cool and 1926 is notably not any of those. But it's still pretty cool even before getting into the magic paint and possible gods!
She knows a fair bit about plants. She doesn't know every plant and especially not every Chinese plant, but she likes plants and she's read a lot of books about them.
Well this guy has a very particular aesthetic, but Brenda isn't at all sure she wouldn't do something similar if she had a garden she could plant whatever she wanted in.
"I'm from the US in 2004. 2004 is great, there are flying machines and people have been to the moon and you can have a conversation between Shanghai and New York in real time with video."
"I don't have the slightest idea how many people have gone to the Moon, Miss Brenda. Sorcerers can often go to the Moon, and aliens can take humans to the Moon in spaceships. --I am personally aware of dozens of species of space aliens, although of course most of them aren't on Earth at any given time. Some might argue that I am."
He escorts her to a beautifully decorated sitting room full of plush chairs and couches. He pulls a string near the door, and the sound of a bell rings.
Her new Friends in Places powers are informing her that drinking the tea is a more friendship-enabling option than asking for water. "Mostly just information! For instance, I have no idea what a Deep One is. Are they people from under the sea? We don't have those unless it turns out whales or dolphins are people."
"They-- we-- are a kind of aquatic humanoid that looks similar to a frog crossed with a fish, and that are immortal and have a natural aptitude for sorcery. Deep Ones are incapable of reproducing on their own. They breed with humans and produce offspring who look human until middle age, when they transform into their final Deep One form. I expect my transformation in another decade or so."
You also lose your humanity if you die of old age though people are allowed to want different things. The implication that it's dangerous to be visibly a Deep One in human society is less reasonable, and she resolves not to mention Mr. Ho's situation to anyone who doesn't mention it first.
"Well, I'm glad you're a species you're happy with and I wish everyone else the same luck. What other kinds of people are there?"