A small fox sniffs curiously at the sign and the little warren. Is this too good to be true...? There's only one way to find out!
In he goes!
The rabbit hole lets out next to the top of a spiral staircase, at one end of what seems to be a large cave. Occasional shafts of sunlight illuminate the space, revealing a flat cobblestone path built on the cave floor, leading away from the entrance. It soon splits into two paths, one heading left, the other right.
The left-hand side of the path quickly ends at a firepit surrounded by rough stone benches, some of them with flat cushions for seating.
The right-hand side continues into the distance, winding between rock formations toward an unseen source of rising steam that clouds the cave's far walls in a slight haze.
Luna slips back under the water, and is visible mostly as a sinuous shape circling under its surface.
There are a few places where the rock formations make a shallow ledge to sit on in the water, some of them narrow and more like steps for getting down into the deep part, some of them broad and more like a shallow spot for smaller creatures to soak in. There doesn't seem to be anyone else around, or anything hidden near the pool.
The next level down, there is a small room, more finished and furnished than the cave above it.
A round purple teapot stands on a lacy paper doily in the middle of a small round table. Around it are three teacups sitting empty in their saucers, each with a differently sized chair for a visitor to sit at.
The teapot is making a quiet sound that goes something like fweet fweeeeet, but quickly stops when she hears footsteps on the stairs. Her ceramic belly sloshes with tea as she abruptly straightens into proper teapot posture.
As he pushes the curtain aside, the smell of fresh-baked cookies hits his nose, followed shortly by the sight of an aproned woman piping icing onto a cookie the size of a large pizza. There are more cookies all over her kitchen: cookies cooling on wire racks, cookies baking in ovens, cookies waiting to be put into ovens, cookies stored tidily in those tall wheeled conveyances with many slideable trays that show up in bakeries. Heart-shaped cookies with fruity toppings and circular cookies with beautiful mountainous vistas painted on them in icing; square cookies with scalloped edges and hexagonal cookies topped with chunks of honeycomb. All of them are at least ten inches across.
"Hello!" says the baker. "Would you like a cookie?"
There are several flower-themed cookies: landscape-painting cookies with fields of wildflowers, or flower-shaped cookies with their petals drawn in brightly coloured icing. As for fire-themed cookies, there's just one, an irregular polygon with black and grey and reddish icing decorating it to look like a lump of coal.
He goes slowly and savors the experience, just like everything else the dungeon has to offer!
"That sounds likely. My Big Guy is probably about a three on the nice-mean scale? We've got puzzles and the puzzles can sometimes hurt you, and I'll get bitey if intruders get mean, but we've also got permission to let them pass peacefully if they seem nice."