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Oct 20, 2019 3:45 PM
Dragon Age Ari lands in vampireworld
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Tabby shushes him, because the speedy guy is dying.

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Ari shushes and watches the rest of the movie. It's not more comprehensible, but he's not here for things making sense, he's here for punching.

There's more punching. It's cool.

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The credits roll.

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"But there's always a scene after the credits!"

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"I wanna see that!"

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Josh Brolin as a purple monster takes a gauntlet out of a vault! The lights come on! An usher is looking down at the trio!

"Excuse me."

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"Oh, sorry."

Ari hops down off his perch and stretches.

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"I--you--where are your clothes?"

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"Elsewhere?"

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"Humans are kinda into pants, Ari," Tabby mutters too low for human hearing.

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"I think you should come with me."

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"I disagree."

A quick gesture, and the usher is frozen in place. The air shimmers around him.

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"Book it!"

Zeke and Tabby blur away nearly as fast as the speedy dead man.

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Ari books it.

"At least we got to see the extra scene!" he says happily.

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"You are so handy."

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"I am! Magic is the best. Where are we going?"

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"Find somewhere have a bath maybe? Cinema gunk and blood and all."

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"Yeah, fair. When you say 'bath' are you thinking more 'river' or 'bathhouse?' Is this city big enough to have a bathhouse?"

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"People here have baths in their houses. You have hotels where you're from?"

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"What's a hotel. So, no."

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"So, humans have these big buildings full of nice rooms you can rent."

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