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Jul 23, 2019 8:37 PM
Dragon Age Ari lands in vampireworld
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"Splashing paint is pretty fun, it's true."

Ari stretches. "What's the plan for today? Just doing whatever seems fun some more?"

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"Wait, you don't have dreams?"

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"I'm a mage. The Fade doesn't react to me the same way. I could make a dream to have, but it'd be complicated and kind of boring. It's more fun to just play around with other people's. Like yours! I'd never have thought of singing in front of cookie people, but it was really cool."

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"It was, wasn't it?"

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Tabby is weighing a couple of the powder packets in her hands. "Huh, I think this is that cocaine stuff."

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"What's cocaine? -oh, probably a drug, these were drug dealers. Huh. What should we do with it?"

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She rips one open, grabbing a handful of coke. "Snow fight!"

She hurls it in Maurice and Ari's general direction.

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"Ack!"

Ari leaps back, then dashes forward to grab a packet of "snow" and toss its contents at Tabby. (He makes sure to select one not soaked in blood, because that seems like it might promote clumping.)

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It smacks into her... and her mouth.

Her pupils dilate.

"HEEEEEY!"

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...oh dear.

"Zeke, what does cocaine do?"

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"It makes humans all jittery and fast and--"

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It's like a hummingbird in flight. On coke. "HERE'S TABBY!"

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...what the hell.

Ari rips open a bag and tosses it in the air, inhaling deeply and feeling the drug enter his system. Then he tosses some at Zeke.

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Zeke does the same, tossing it on to Maurice!

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The world is a place of absolute stillness, their air a liquid thinner than ink, and they could race the light.

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They do that for a while!

Fortunately, cocaine doesn't last very long in a vampire's system. When it's burned out, they're only about as hyperactive as they always are. Which is pretty damn hyperactive. Also they're covered in cocaine.

"That was so much fun," Ari giggles. "I see why humans do this stuff now."

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"Yeah," agrees Maurice, "shame it can make em all sick and dead."

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“Yeah, but like, what doesn’t,” Ari shrugs. “Might as well have some fun in the time they’ve got.”

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"Yeah, but then why do they stick their kids in school?"

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“What’s a school?”

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"Place they lock up human kids during the day and try teaching them."

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"Oh. Teaching's important."

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"Okay, so you wanna sit at a desk all day in a stuff old uniform?"

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"What does any of that have to do with teaching? I just mean it's good to learn things from people that know them. Like Dad teaching me magic. Not like I'd have worked it out on my own, right?"

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