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Jun 16, 2019 6:52 PM
Dragon Age Ari lands in vampireworld
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Ooh. Okay, severely outnumbered by humans with weaponry, non-Templar: sleep spell, maddening nightmares on the most threatening, kill the remainder before they wake up. But that'd be boring

...last time he objected to a strategy because it was boring it almost got him and his friends killed. "Mind if I take a few out the boring way?"

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"Hmm, should we let them get a look at us?"

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"...okay, yeah, showing off takes precedence."

Ari hops down and strikes a heroic pose. "Hey! Villains! We're here to kill you!"

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Zeke follows. "For great justice!"

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The apparent leader of the men--a meth-thin fellow with a shockingly adolescent beard--blinks at the kids. 

"...The shit are your parents? Or clothes."

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Ari feels that this is entirely enough conversation. He's here to kill people, not talk about irrelevant things like parents and clothes.

In a flash, he's torn out the throat under that scraggly beard and he's on the others like a fox among chickens. Chickens with assault rifles.

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They start firing!

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Meanwhile Maurice is proving himself quite the little predator, chewing on humans in the shape of a far more... classical vampire, all rotting skin and hook like talons.

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Ari lets a couple of the bullets hit him, one in the arm and one in the gut. It feels really cool, like a punch but it just keeps burning and aching. He feels it in the pit of his stomach, and it makes him want to curl up his toes and stretch out and just let go of something. But killing people feels almost as good as that would, and it seems like a better choice at the moment.

Given his costume, his enjoyment is pretty obvious.

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Tabby starts running up behind Ari. "Throw me!"

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Ari tosses her at a guard who's trying to run.

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She aims her feet for his legs, shattering them from under him.

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She then proceeds to moon the guy.

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Ari laughs as he rips out a heart, staining his forearms red. "That's just rude!"

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"Well what else is it for?"

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Ari considers this.

"Fun to look at. Especially Maurice's. Have you seen that thing?"

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"Art transcends blood."

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"I only barely know what a cousin is. Are you not supposed to like their butts? That seems repressive."

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"Wow, you don't know a lot, do you?"

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Enjoying a moment of feral triumph, Tabby kissing Ari right on the lips. "Don't listen to him."

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And then Maurice has his turn. "No her."

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Ari enjoys both kisses very much! The smell of blood and death enhances the experience even further. He also takes the opportunity to touch Maurice's butt.

"I was raised in a swamp by a crazy immortal witch, I'm missing a lot of background information. But I know a bunch of ways to kill people! Way more than most kids, I bet."

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Maurice responds in kind. "You sure you weren't from a vampire womb?"

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