"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The magical girl's war cry cuts through the rain as she plummets sword first towards the hulking bipedal monster.
It stands half again as tall as a man, and as wide as one too. Burning eyes peer upwards as whatever confusion as to how its prey got up there is replaced by wondering how its going to get to her now. It would seem that it can simply wait for her to come to it. The monster takes advantage of the ample warning and steps aside, and readies a swing with the greathammer clutched between its claws. It's perfectly timed.
When the swing is loosed the weapon hits only rain.
Her teleport sends her back above her target, and crucially, she stops screaming. The monster only has a second to look around confused before her sword hits the back of its skull at terminal velocity, plunging all the way down to the hilt. "Ha ha!" She cries triumphant. The magical girl rides the beast as it collapses, using the sword as a handhold.
Tries to remove the sword. Her hand comes back empty. She looks confused for a second before she sees that its still in there. Wait, pre-frontal is the front, what would the back be? Strawberry grabs the sword and tugs at it, its stuck in there good. "Time for your... post...? Back... lobotomy?" Ugh, what was the back part of the brain called?
She puts her feet beneath her and approaches the corpse. "Alrighty, come to mommy." the purple warmth of Azoth crawls up her arm and into her chest as she sets a hand on the body. It feels like a good amount. "Good, good. But that's not all I need." She eyes one of its horns. That looks like one of the things I need for my flask. Or its ashes, at least.
Whatever the clean and efficient way of removing a horn from a monster was, Strawberry did not know it. She was left kicking the damn thing for minutes, then wrenching at it for many more. Her colorful string of curses did nothing to loosen the accursed anatomy, but she liked to believe that it was helping.
Eva stares at Journeys of A Conduit, leafing through pages. The train-ship's in station off a siding. "So we think the bad luck is a living bridge effect from this, uh, academy place, right? I think in order to figure out how to control it we're going to have to go there. I can't justly keep inflicting our random misfortunes on our poor parkour instructor."
Sable laughs and shakes her head. "They've put up with so much. We should get them something when we come back, maybe, as a thank-you for putting up with it." She stretches and hops into the pilot's seat.
"Well. I think you're right, heading there next is the best plan. Can you give me a bearing on the nearest Academy bridge, sweetie?"
Her fingers dance across the controls as she boots the trainship up and gets it ready to roll.
It's not until she has the horn and is strolling through one of the Academy's many, many idyllic beaches that she realizes that she doesn't actually know how she's going to cleanly combust that horn. The most obvious place to start would be a bonfire, but she'd need something to catch the ashes. Can I do it in an oven? That... might work? Do they get hot enough? Maybe she can just... hold a light to it? "Bone doesn't burn well, right? Maybe I can ask the next time I'm at-"
She feels the Academy. A bridge to the Academy. And Earth, and Bevin, and Rorch.
"Conduit."
They're flying. Flying in a... "What the fuck is that?"
If she didn't know any better, she would say it was a-
Her fancy new wingsuit appears in her hands. She frantically starts putting in on. She doesn't know if the conduit on that train is friendly or not, but she is going to say hello.
As she skydives recklessly towards the flying train, it occurs to her that other conduits can probably sense her from far away and that they were probably headed towards her anyway and that this method of approach could be seen as hostile. The rest of her brain was more fixated on the fact that skydiving onto a moving train housing an unknown, potentially hostile conduit is fucking cool so her brain could just shut up now.
She lands onto the train with a thump and a squeal as her fingers find friction. "Ok!"
"That... sounded like an excited teenage girl," Sable remarks in surprise as she brings the trainship to a smooth stop. "Still don't know our guest's not a threat, though. Dark magical girls are a thing."
The thump sounded directly overhead, so she heads to the door. "Stay in here at first, since we're better armed than you."
"I mean, in the right sorta context, bites are great. But the first time meeting a new friend we haven't even flirted with yet probably isn't that context."
She leans back in the window and then swings the door open wide. "Can you make it in on your own, or do you need a hand getting off the roof?"
She also steps close to Eva and murmurs, "Seems friendly enough."
She bounces in place excitedly. "I know, right? It's awesome! Can fold in new train cars, too, if we find something we want to add. As for why we're here, a mix of exploring and," she trails off and looks over at Eva. Is the leaky bridge aura problem private information? She doesn't really know.
"Sorta yeah, the — idea is that conduits are sort of the same thing as bridges, in a way? Something that spans the worlds. So you can get some of the effects of bridges near conduits who are attuned to worlds particularly strongly. The Academy leaks corruption, so bad luck can happen near its bridges, which is what's happening to me. Basically my connection to this world is leaky and I need to figure out how to isolate it."
"Corruption, right." Like that stuff that transformed the Mu creatures. "I've seen that before. But, uh, I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm a conduit, and I can tell that the two of you are conduits, so maybe we can compare notes. I've only been doing this conduit thing for a little over a month, I'm big into exploring too."
"Yeah, we just started a few weeks ago ourselves. I almost died, I can tell you the story later, and while I have an immortality it kind of sucks so I'm trying pretty hard not to get killed. We've been logging kelp for cash, and once we figure out how to stop the random strokes of bad luck we're probably going to go hang out on Rorch and learn parkour."
"Honestly neither can I. Trainship for the win."
She feels out into the sky for a Kuiper bridge... there. Yeah, pretty close to where Strawberry pointed, and very high up. Well, no time like the present.
She sits down and buckles up in the pilot's seat while she gets the trainship ready, fingers flipping switches swiftly. "Strap in, girls. We're going all the way up."
"Yeah, I can go up there, but, like, a vacuum will still fuck me up." The urge to explain the many little caveats in that statement in excruciating detail is potent, but there was mention of opsec, so maybe she should wait before she gives them an exact rundown of what she can and cannot do. She takes a seat and straps herself in. "Spaaaaaaaaaaace." She mutters instead.
"Woah." Strawberry glues herself to a window as they rise. The sparse clouds and sky blue sky give way to the darkness of a thinner atmosphere. She has been on planes before, and she has teleported as high as she could one time, so she has this sense that they are going through the layers of the world a little too fast. She's not actually sure how to phrase the question she has. "Is the atmosphere... a little small or is it just me?"
She grins wider, rolling down the non-existent track directly at the bridge. "I mentally grab the whole ship as we approach the bridge, and everyone aboard is jumped together at once, all under my power. Pretty sure it would work even jumping a non-Conduit."
They get closer.
"Thirty seconds to jump."
Sable grins, holds steady, and then a few moments later the wold falls away, replaced by somewhere else. Outside the window, brilliant stars twinkle in the distance, and slightly less distant drift enormous clouds of gas, occasional lightning sparking between them.
"Welcome," she says, gesturing expansively out the windows, "to Kuiper."
"I know, right!? We're in space! In my trainship! So, optional things to do: fly around and check out some pretty clouds, see if there's anything else to see, maybe spend some time bouncing around the cargo hold if I turn off the gravity..."
She grins curiously at the other girls. "Any other ideas?"
The many lights of the city she used to live in was both a sign of life and a shroud that drowned out the night sky.
Stars and swirling nebulae, delicate and nude before her, no atmosphere between her and it.
She is unworthy of it. How many people wished for this? To be free, to see the stars, to go where they please? To bear witness to the firmament?
Her eyes burn up.
"Huh?" She says, voice slightly shaky. "Oh, uhm, let's look around."
Sable looks up at the hint of shakiness in Strawberry's voice, and her smile softens to something small and gentle. She reaches out a hand to each girl, a bit shyly in Strawberry's case.
"We can take some time to just admire the view first, though. There's no need to rush off immediately, what with this being all our first time in deep space."
The inconceivable vastness housing an emptiness rich in color, light and detail. In its observing it becomes something more, transcending mere light and matter to become a memory, a pattern of thought in a conscious being. Something that might catalyze a change within its observers. More of an effect on the universe than any of the image's constituent photons could achieve on their own.
Patterns of light transmogrified through the engines of change that are human beings into something greater.
Eva closes her eyes after a moment, commiting the image to memory, then looks back out at the starscape.
"We are a way for the stars to know themselves."
The words are barely a murmur, but a small smile lingers on Eva's lips afterwards.
"Strange to find something so alien and yet so familiar out here."
The Pirates relax into a blur, burning the moment into their hearts with a tender sigh: girlfriend on one side, new friend on the other, stardust all, gazing upon radiant stardust. Truly a beautiful experience to share.
"Nothing so beautiful as animate stardust, sharing wonder with each other."
They squeeze the hands they're holding again. "Hello, stardust," they whisper.
Scale is not something that comes easily in the void, especially to fallible human minds with no points of reference. As they approach it slowly becomes apparent that it is big. Very big.
Its front is like a flower, with massive petal-like fins bulging like sails, reflective from the back. It trails behind a long, thin, grey body, like an eel.
Just saying that it is many times larger than the trainship doesn't do it justice, it's body could be better described as a landscape, it's length measured in kilometers.
It doesn't seem to react as they approach. Strawberry's mouth hangs open.
"Holy fuck that's a huge creature. What the fuck. Unreasonably large. Okay, let's try aiming to go around it and see if it diverts to intercept or not, that way I can figure out whether I need to flee at hard burn."
She puts word to deed, adjusting the pseudo-track attitude orb to starboard to pass on the enormous entity's port side. It slowly grows larger-still in their view as they approach.
"Woah." Strawberry breathes. The being doesn't seem to react at all to their presence. The front of the petal fins aren't reflective like the backs are, instead they have a grayish-orange color to them. Nothing obviously looks like an eye, though the center point where all the petals meet could be a mouth.
"How does it... exist? Move? Eat? Metabolize?"
"Good question. Maybe gravitics or something? Maybe it eats nebulae?"
She... would not say no to some reassuring togetherness-ish physical contact while they marvel at this enormous beastie, actually, but isn't really up for asking.
Mostly she just marvels at it and keeps flying.
"Shit!" She cranks the attitude orb hard, pitching up and yawing right, aiming perpendicular to their previous course and also angled firmly away. She pushes the throttle all the way to the maximum, aiming to get as much distance as possible and dodge it. "Shit shit shit shit shit."
It's getting closer, gliding silently across the void toward them. She's trying to dodge it as best she can, but it has a little gas bladder it can use to course correct.
"Everybody brace!"
She looks over a few readouts. "We're not leaking anywhere, so the hull's holding at least. Gouged the plating pretty hard, though." She shakes her head.
"We need firepower on this thing. Either we need to find someone in Rorch's black market, or we need to look elsewhere, but we need a pair of turret cars."
"We can sell things from one world in Rorch, found a popular commodity, but also train cars are basically free for the taking if you have a locomotive. The problem is that turret cars are essentially a black or grey market product. Getting a new one made is expensive, and any abandoned ones are scooped up quick."
I suppose it's technically Miss Shortcake now, huh? "Hah... yeah, I should give them a call, there's worry about opsec, since there might be dangerous people to us in one of the Earths, but they could really use you." She remembers the Orichalcum train that Fib was making. "And potentially provide amazing armor."
"Fascinating," she remarks as she steers the ship through an immelman back toward the bridge. "I have a sudden urge to spend time doing things about monster problems. I also have an urge to snuggle pretty girls, but that's a problem I can solve right here aboard my trainship." That last bit is a bit mumbled, but potentially still audible.
The door to the cockpit clattered shut behind her. Two planeswalking lesbians- She doesn't actually know that for sure -girl-liking girls who are probably in a relationship with one another are flirting with her on their magic flying amphibious space-train.
"That can't be allowed, right? Can that happen?" She blinks, has a sudden realization, then teleports a foot in front of her, without her wing suit. It falls in a pile in the ground. She pats down her scrunched up skirt.
She looks back at the door. She barely knows them, as far as she knows there's something that down the line will push them apart: A bad habit, an incompatible personality, some strange belief... Strawberry spent a lot of her life aware of the ways in which relationships could fail, but even beyond that, right now, doing this? It filled her with a nameless dread she would probably spend the rest of her immortal life trying to articulate.
Eep. "Well, we're here to do science, let's see how lap-sitting works and we'll see where we end up from there!"
Unfortunately, this leaves her with the task of climbing onto a cute girl's lap.
You are god's gift to women (who are into girls) you are a monster slaying magical girl of lightning and teleportation and you can do this.
The temptation to try to teleport onto Eva's lap is strong, but she doesn't actually trust herself to do that correctly, so she settles for just... walking up to her seat and sitting on her lap. "Hey gorgeous." She whispers.
"The Rim has these ancient techno fortresses that, among other things, have clone tubes that take a year in Rim time to grow a backup body. If you aren't connected to the Rim it will only work while you are on the Rim, otherwise it works everywhere." Her fingers run gingerly down from her scalp to her neck, and then to the back of her ear.
"And they retain your memories and everything? I've got a save point in my Bevin that respawns me when I die, but it only "loads the last save I made", so I need to keep it updated and also if I die I lose memories, so in a real sense I actually do die if I die. It's not a very good immortality, as I said."
"They do sound better," Sable agrees over her shoulder as she continues piloting, "but if I remember correctly, Rim affinity accumulates in normal time, despite time in Rim being accelerated. We'd definitely want to bring a lot of projects and books and the like, to make it easier to fill the time, if we were trying for a connection."