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Here, in a place where she is quite an unexpected sight, is:

an eight year old girl with brown-flecked white wings, looking dismayed and lost.
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Unexpected, perhaps, but not necessarily unprecedented. These terribly rude fellows, for instance, seem to have some idea of what she might be, even if it's not the right one. Unfortunately, they seem more interested in jeering and attempted violence than explaining exactly what a mutant is and why they think she is one.

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She is invulnerable.

She is not immobile; they can knock her around in the course of finding that out. She is upset and disoriented by the experience and the mussing of her hair and feathers and she screams and hits back.

She's very strong.
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She is very strong! She is also very outnumbered. And these men are not well pleased by what seemed like it was going to be an easy target fighting back.
They can't hurt her, but it might take them a while to figure this out.
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"DO NOT BE HITTING," howls the little ostensible mutant. "IT IS NOT HOW FIXING PROBLEMS!"

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The men don't seem to be listening.

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Someone else is.
"That's very good advice," says someone from behind one of the men blocking Pen's view. "I suggest you lot take it. Before I decide not to."
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Pen is a little too occupied to be listening closely to this person. She socks a hooligan hard in the arm trying to get him off her.

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"Yeah? And why'n'hell should we lissen t'you?" demands one of the men. He's not actively trying to harm Pen himself, on account of he's too busy nursing the possibly-fractured arm she'd given him. "Probably a freak or a freak-lover yerself!"

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"That...isn't a reason to be less impressed with my threats of violence. I'm appealing to your self-preservation, you ninnies, not your nonexistent morals!"

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If her intent was to get some of these guys off of Pen, it works; several of them decide it would be less futile to attack the mutant who hasn't demonstrated some sort of invulnerability.

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"...Fine. Let the record show I tried doing this nonviolently."
Steel moves in improbable quicksilver loops, wrapping itself around any of Pen's assailants who don't get out of their way quickly enough. The rest either flee or are taken out of the picture by a blow from some less-obvious chunk of metal that leaves them gasping or groaning on the ground.
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Pen cocks her head and brushes grit off her leather pants. "A magic," she observes.

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"Um, no? I'm a mutant. Like you," she says, gesturing to Pen's wings.

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"Am not. Am angel." Pen starts trying to straighten out her feathers.

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"I mean, sure, you absolutely look like an angel. But baseline humans just don't get born with extra body parts."

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"Am angel like Mommy and sisters," says Pen. "Not a mutant. That some other thing."

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"...Is your family super religious or something?"

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The little angel seems to think this is hilarious.

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"Glad I amuse you. So where is your family, anyway? Did these creeps kidnap you? Do you need help getting home?"

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"Do need help home but a metal magic probably won't do thing. Door is break, family in Samaria but door go here."

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"...If a door is broken, I think I would actually be above-average useful at fixing it. And it's not magic, it's magnetism. Like what sticks your grocery lists to your refrigerator."

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"Door is magic, not a door shape problem. What a refrigerator?"

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"...It's...what you put food in to keep it from going bad? How do you not know what a refrigerator is? Are you Amish or something?"

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"What Amish?"

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"...You know what? I am not qualified to handle this. Do you know what the Xavier Institute is?"

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"No."

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"Okay then. Will you come there with me anyway, since your parents don't seem to be immediately retrievable and I saved you from a gang of mutantphobic goons?"

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"Sure, okay."

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"I assume you can fly with those wings?"

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"'Course."

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"All right then," she says, floating off the ground. The metal bands unloop themselves from around Pen's attackers and slither into her sleeves. She glares fiercely at one who makes to get up.
"We'll be watching you lot," she says. "If there's another incident like this, there'll be consequences."
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None of the men make any move to defy her. Possibly because several of them are concussed.

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Pen could not diagnose a concussion if she cared to. She looks for a place with enough running room and wingspan space to take off, and does.

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The young woman, who has apparently forgotten to introduce herself, takes off in what is presumably the direction of the school. She occasionally glances back to make sure Pen is still behind her.

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Pen is behind her, flapping occasionally.

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Cute kid.
Eventually a large, nigh-palatial building comes into sight. When they near it, Pen's rescuer pauses, her eyes briefly closing as though she were trying to remember something.
After a moment, she opens them and finishes her descent to the roof.
"I let my father know about you. He's the headmaster here--this is a school."
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"Okay." Pen lands on the roof.

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She opens a door in the roof, and they descend into the building proper.

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There are a lot of people here. Some of them want to know where Emily--her name is Emily, apparently--found such a cute kid with such pretty wings.

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Emily will provide a brief summary, but "She's lost her parents and I'm taking her to the Professor, guys, I can talk later."

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Pen waves politely to the curious people.

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Eventually, Emily will usher Pen into an office, where a man in a wheelchair is sitting behind a desk marking papers.

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"Hi," Pen says to this man.

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"Hello," says the man. "My name is Charles Xavier. I'm afraid my daughter didn't mention yours?"

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"Am Pen. Pen-in-nah."

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Charles makes a brief puzzled face. "Do you have a surname?"

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"No, is not angels thing," she shrugs. "Peninnah daughter of the angel Isabella and the mortal man Micaiah sia a Manderra sia a Edori? If wanting longer more name."

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"I see. Where are you from?"

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"Samaria. The Eyrie."

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He put his papers down. "And where are those?"

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"Samaria a world and a planet and a continent all same name. Eyrie angel hold."

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There is a pause.
"I'm afraid, Peninnah, that there seems to have been a misunderstanding. Many mutants whose parents are ignorant of their childrens' heritage tell them that they are something out of their cultures' myths. When you told my daughter you were an angel, she assumed that you were one of those. I think it's plain at this point that the situation is far more complicated than she or I had guessed."
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"Am real angel! Samarian kind, not Alethia kind in the glass box."

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"It is quite evident that you are not in a glass box. Until you arrived, no one here had met a real angel. Incidentally, should I be reconsidering my religious beliefs in light of this new information?"

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"Dunno if there gods here. No one doing checking," she shrugs.

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"...How on Earth would you check for that?"

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"Magic? But most places not have any real gods."

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"I wasn't aware magic existed."

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"Sure magic exist. She do a magic with metal things," says Pen, pointing at Emily. "Unless is a technology? But looked a magic."

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"It's her mutation. Mutants have been mistaken for magic many times, it's a completely biological phenomenon."

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"Oh!" Pen snaps her fingers. "Like in Peace. Lots like magic but not."

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"...Peace?"

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"Is a world. One where Jane from!"

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"And who is Jane?"

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"Jane sort of sisteroid but not really. She a computer person and her daddy a one Daddy and her mommy a one Mommy, but she not a one Dars. Dars is purple and Jane green, Glass says."

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"Dars is your sister, then? And you're saying that Jane's mother and father are...some kind of alternate universe duplicates of your parents? I confess, I have no idea what you mean by purple and green."

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"Dars one sister, then Keziah then Ariel then me. And yes, and, nobody knows neither not even Glass but she say so anyway and people being all one template also all same color."

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"So if you're from another universe, as you seem to be claiming, how did you get here?"

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"Broken door! It supposed going here from nice bar but goed here instead. And did not go back bar when opened again after notice, but of course, never do, doors don't like me like they liking Shell Bell or Princess Elspeth."

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"I have to admit, this is being more confusing than it's not. I'm a telepath. Is whatever's causing your mind to seem blank under your control at all?"

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"Um? Oh. Am safed from things," Pen says. "Can let stuff like Sue. Sue even a mutant, can do like him or only do other kinds telepathing? Am sorry about the grammar but can't help."

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"I think what's confusing me is what you're saying more than how you're saying it. You appear to be coming from a completely different cultural context, so of course there are things that would seem obvious to you that get left out of your explanation. And I don't know what exactly Sue can do. If it were under your control, and you could let me--or one of the students with telepahic ability, if that were more comfortable--in, briefly, it would be possible to glean a summary of your cultural background without touching your personal memories."

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"Am eight, cannot just 'let in' things, what if some bad thing go with it? Only can let specific stuff. Sue, the one naked one Daddy saying name by magic, illusions, things. Cannot just say 'okay person do whatever' in case picking wrong person. Especially most mind stuff. If letting in bad thing for other wards just torch. If letting in bad thing for mind stuff maybe harder fix."

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"Entirely reasonable. I apologize. So there's some kind of...bar? And it has a door that deposits people in different universes?"

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"Takes people from wherever," nods Pen, "usually put them back where getting them, but door break."

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"I see. So besides this door, is there any way for you to get home?"

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"If was any Jane here Jane put me back, pop, right on Jovah. Isn't though, checked. If a one Mommy here she bring a Janegem do same thing, or Shell Bell can doors whenever wanting. Jarvises also can doors if knowing how but a Jarvis finded here maybe not know how. Isn't one, anyway, checked. If a one Daddy find me he do freecast while Sue linking and bring some Jane to put me home. Or maybe there a mutant who can do thing, dunno what all kinds."

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"So far, we haven't found anyone who can traverse different universes," he said. "What exactly is a Janegem? Is it something to do with Jane's mutation?"

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"...Jane not a mutant. She from Peace but she not a mutant she a computer person," explains Pen. "She not a human. They put her in a Device body when having too many accidents with Jane soul being in Aegis so now she not there any more, but she never a human. But she can in gems and see from them and anything she seeing can put anywhere else seeing. Also she do time so it all go same amount but sometimes she having the accidents and then it not work and time faster some worlds."

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"Hm. Well, if we find someone who can put you back, we'll let you know," he said. "In the meantime, do you need a place to stay?"

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"Yeah."

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"We have empty rooms. And this place was, in part, created to be a safe haven, even if you weren't quite what we imagined."

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"Okay."

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He touches the first and second fingers of his right hand to his temple for a moment, and says, "you can stay in room 427 for the moment. I need to speak with the rest of the staff about your problem."

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"D'you want me to show you the way?"

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"Yes please."

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In the hallway, another girl walks out to join them. "Hi," she said, and then tilted her head. "Huh, that is odd."

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"A Dars face!" exclaims Pen.

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"A. What?"

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"You are look like my sister Dars. Damaris," explains Pen. "Are not one because did not the brainphone when checking, but looking like. Sometime happens."

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"Huh. ...What's the brainphone?"

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[Thing.] Emily is included too. Because that's polite.

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Her hands fly to her head. "What the hell was that!? I mean heck. What the heck was that!?"

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Emily also looks fairly confused. "Weird. Like telepathy but really, really not."

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"Is the brainphone. Don't like?"

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"It's very...um...it is profoundly synaesthetically weird. Like...imagine if someone talked, only instead of hearing it you felt it on your skin. Only in reverse? Sort of? It's not bad, it's just--very startling to have sprung on me all of a sudden."

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"Oh. Don't have to do. Just showing."

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"How do you use it to check for people?"

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"Send message, don't work if person not there. Checking for Jane, for a one Mommy, one Daddy, ones sisters, more people. Nobody. Maybe didn't think of all everyone but knowing you only looking like Dars."

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"I see. -How do you even get something like that, anyway? I guess the answer is magic, you mentioned magic to Emily...that seems very designed, though. Like if someone who had never experienced real telepathy tried to mimic it."

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"Well, yeah. Is a wished magic."

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"Wished? What kind of wishes?"

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"Coin wishes. Are most often magic from all the," handwave, "people. Eos world start them."

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"Huh. So what kinds of things can you wish for? Besides superpowers, apparently."

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"Most any things if having right coins!"

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"What kinds of coins are there?"

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"Triangle square pentagon hex star evil arrow tenner."

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"...What does an 'evil' do? Does it only grant wishes that hurt people somehow?"

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"No, it just evil-looking pointy."

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"So what are the distinctions between the different types of coin?"

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"Points. And wish bigness."

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"So the more stuff there is in a wish, the more points on the coin?"

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"Yeah."

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"Henh. How big a coin do you need to wish for world peace?"

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"Having to deciding how do. If just wanting impossible for hurting each other I think star? Probably star."

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"...I was joking. You can actually do that?"

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"Not me. Not even have triangles. But most places ones Mommies in charge of have thing like that. Not Samaria because being very quiet because people be scared of suddenly magic and spaceship and stuff."

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"Okay, but that's a thing that can be done?"
Something seems to occur to her, and she stiffens in shock.
"Oh. Oh my gosh. Can you. I mean, is it possible," she bites her lip. "...Is it possible to get a dead person back?"
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"Oh, yeah, easy!" Pause. "From most places. Some worlds not so much. Have an afterlife already then can't go in regular everybody one."

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"...Easy."
She staggers over to a wall and collapses against it.
"I. My father is. He saw. I have never been so conflicted in my life.
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Emily is similarly stunned, if less dramatically.
"Da--Professor Lehnscherr--Edie's dad--he's, um. He's a holocaust survivor. I have no reason to expect you to know what that means, but it's really bad. He saw his mother get killed right in front of him because he hadn't mastered his abilites yet. Edie was literally given that name because he had nothing else left of her. If we could get her back that would be--that would be huge."
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"I can't. Need Jane. Or Shell Bell or somebody else for go Downside. But when someone find me can put world there, get people if it okay - has to check for okay, otherwise scaring everybody and too many people all suddenly."

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"The world handled the sudden public existence of mutants less than two decades ago," Edie says, composing herself. "Not without some amount of friction, but we handled it."

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"So maybe they say fine have all people wanting however many," shrugs Pen. "But having to check."

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"That's fair," she says. "I just. This. This is huge for me. For us."

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Emily walks over to Edie and hugs her.

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Edie, hugs back, clinging a little. After a minute she straightens up. "Right. We were going to show you your room." Beat. "Oh, come on."

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"Hm?"

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"The thing about Professor X," she says, "is that while he is one of the most intelligent men and most powerful telepaths on the face of the Earth, he frequently misses the details. What do you want to bet he didn't even ask if the little angel needed a different kind of bed from normal? Her wings are totally different from Warren's."

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"Am need big bed for put wings, but am little angel," mentions Pen. "Could maybe fit in mortal bed."

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"Alright. Well, he didn't put you in a room where anyone else was staying right now, so worst come to worst we can move the beds next to each other. Room 427, right?" she asks briskly before striding down the hall.

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It was, in fact, room 427.
The beds are a reasonably normal size for a human being. Will Peninnah fit?
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She would need at least three of them next to each other, ideally four.

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Blast.
Edie looks speculatively at the metal bedframes, then at Emily.
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"No, Edie, that's a terrible idea."
To Peninnah she adds, "she was thinking of having me stretch out the frames of the beds to make them wider, and then just grabbing extra bedding. But we canask for another bed or two to be hauled up here--or rather, get permission for me to do it myself, and I"m not confident in either my ability to put it back exactly the same way after, or the structural integrity of a taffy-pulled bedframe."
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"It was just a thought."

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Pen shrugs. "Not tired now anyhow."

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"Well, sure, it's the middle of the afternoon. ...Hm. Normally part of the reason we show people their rooms first is so they can drop off your stuff, but you literally only have the clothes on your back, don't you?

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"Yeah."

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"And made of leather to boot. We should probably get you some new clothes. It's not too hard to alter a shirt to allow wings through."

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"Something bad about leather?" wonders Pen.

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"It's August. Aren't you boiling in that outfit?"

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"Little bit. Is for high altitude."

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"Makes sense. It's easy to heat up metal with magnetism, so I've never had a problem with it, but I'm aware that the reason I don't have a problem with altitudes is that I have a way of keeping warm easily."

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"Angels very warm. Is inconvenient when hot places, but Mommy safed us, so only a bit too warm."

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"Convenient. Well, unless there are any objections, I'm going to see if I can find some old clothes in your size to cut wing holes in."

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"Okay. Not skirts. Because flying."

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"No skirts, or any skirts should be accompanied with leggings?" Edie gestures at Emily's beskirted figure.

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"Leggings maybe work," concedes Pen. "Also maybe a pretty dress for not flying in."

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"Sure thing," Edie says, and leaves, presumably to acquire clothing.

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"So what do you usually do for fun?"

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"Sing fly play games read."

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"Well, we've got plenty of books, and flying's definitely always fun. Shall we head to the library, then? Most of the books are there, and the main library windows are a traditional take-off point for flying students who don't want to climb the stairs to the roof."

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"Okay."

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They head to the library!
Most of the chairs aren't really designed for people with wings, but there are some comfortable objects probably originally intended as footrests that appear to have been pressed into the same service.
"Remind me to introduce you to Warren at some point," Emily says as she looks at them.
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"Who is?"

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"Warren Worthington. The third. He's the only other person here right now with birdlike wings. Angel Salvadore has wings too, but hers are shaped like a dragonfly's."

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"But he not an angel, just some guy?"

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"He's a mutant, yes. But I think he'd like to go flying with you. He always insists there's a difference between floating on magnetic fields and feeling the air catch under your own wings."

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"Probably yes."

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"So! What first, flying or books? I have no idea if the fact that these books are from a universe you've never been to before is a positive or negative."

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"Maybe interesting, maybe not, dunno." Pause. "Is good you speaking a language I pentagon."

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"Pentagon? That was one of the kinds of wishes, right?"

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"Yes. After square before hex."

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"Mmkay, fiction's over here..."

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Pen browses fiction. Anything for eight-year-olds here?

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Yep, absolutely. Pen is not even the youngest child in the building.

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Pen picks out a book and looks for something backless to sit on.

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There are, as previously mentioned, squashy probably-footstools.

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Pen prods one, deems it acceptable, and sits and reads.

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After a few hours, if Pen chooses to read that long, Emily says, "Papa found the person who left the door open to get you stuck here."

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"Do they be get doors whenever wanting or if try few times or just random?" wonders Pen.

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"...Random, it seems, but usually at least one every few months."

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"Well, next time getting a door should hold for waiting till I get there."

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"Yeah. He's going to see if he can find anyone else who gets doors, in case they get one sooner."

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"Doors like Elspeth. But not much as Shell Bell, she doors whenever want because aura power. Somebody like them."

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"I wonder if we'd be able to tell who it is that likes them, if a telepath got within range of someone opening a door."

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"Dunno," shrugs Pen. "Doors not always so much like same people forever, either."

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"People don't always like people the same forever," Emily says, shrugging carelessly. "I guess it doesn't really matter at this point, anyway. Not like there's anything we can do about it."

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"Is not Bar who picking where doors and when doors," mentions Pen. "Bar does tasty things and napkins and does not doors, is not her."

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"...The bar is a person?"

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"Yeah. Is nice. Give me cake. ...A while ago. Am hungry."

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"Oh, yeah, and it's almost dinnertime. Do you want to get snacks or something now, or wait a little and eat with everyone else?"

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Pen kicks her footstool thoughtfully. "How long waiting?"

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"...Thirteen minutes?"

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"Okay, waiting. What is dinner?"

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"...Mm...Brisket with mashed potatoes and gravy, string beans aaand lemon cake for dessert," she says thoughtfully. "Being best friends with a telepath can be so convenient sometimes, if I didn't have Edie ferrying me the information getting it would be a lot less convenient."

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"Sounds nice," says Pen. She shelves her book.

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"I wasn't anywhere near as good at flying as you are when I was eight," Emily comments as they head in the direction of the dining hall.

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"Well, having do it different," allows Pen. "Also not having big sisters for teach it."

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"Well, not big sisters, no...but Edie's dad has the same mutation as me, basically."

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"He teach you flying?"

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"Yep. And a lot of other stuff too. Magnetism is a skill-heavy kind of mutation."

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Nod nod. "I not having any magic yet. Wishes, little ones, soon, then maybe enchanting."

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"Sounds like fun! I wouldn't trade in what I've got, but your stuff seems more useful."

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"Is good. But having be secret at home."

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"Ick. People shouldn't have to hide who they are.
...I guess it's different when it's something you got and not an inherent part of who you are."
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"Do not have to hide be angel. Unless going other worlds."

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"Yeah. So, what's up with angels anyway? Some people where you're from just randomly have wings?"

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"Is not random, is sometimes if angels parents."

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"I mean, right, I guessed it was genetic, but...I mean, that seems like kind of a random thing to have happen?"

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"Oh, hundreds years ago people colonize Samaria and put all technology computers everything away hiding and make angels by genetic engineering for control weather. But not telling everyone yet."

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"You're genetically engineered? Wow, we don't even know for sure how mutants work. ...You have weather control powers?"

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"Only on Samaria. Go up, singing weather songs, spaceship pretending be god do weather or put seeds or drop pills."

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"Oh. Huh. ...Weather powers are a thing that exists, actually, Ororo's got them."

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"Cool. I not have, is just telling spaceship to drop thing."

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"How precise can the spaceship do? Ororo can do tiny microclimates to water plants and stuff."

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Headshake. "Can't do. Do rain, sunshine, warm up, cool down, winds more or less, thunderbolts. Only, Mommy telling spaceship not give thunderbolts whenever song and check make sure with her instead."

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"Ororo can do thunderbolts. She generally doesn't do it around people who might get hurt, though, she's pretty responsible, and if everyone with whatever gene you have can do weather stuff that seems like a good thing to restrict."

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"Anyone can singing, if near enough ears. But easier for spaceship hear in sky. And easier for learning songs right growing up angel hold."

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"Angel hold?"

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"Are three. Eyrie, Monteverde, Cedar Hills. Angels live in. And mortals, more those even, but all angels."

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"What's it like? ...Oh, Edie's finished with some of the clothes, she's going to dump them in your room and come meet us for dinner."

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"Oh good. Eyrie is up inside mountain. So is Monteverde. Eyrie have singing all time all days, people sign up sing for hour take turns so always someone even nighttime. Cedar Hills on ground because Windy Point destroyed - thunderbolt from Archangel Gabriel because of bad things happen there. So Cedar Hills that province's angel hold now, on ground, like village."

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"Oh wow, that's terrible. Archangel Gabriel? Um. I am extremely confused. You...said you didn't think there was a God in your universe?"

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"No gods. Spaceship pretend being god actually spaceship. With AI. But not very smart AI. Jane ate it. It still work like before when she having accident though."

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"And this results in people called the Archangel Gabriel."

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"Is pretty normal angel name? Gabriel? Is one little older than Dars, now, in Monteverde, meet him when going visit there."

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"I'm guessing this is all based on Earth mythology somehow? Considering that you mentioned a spaceship."

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"Have an Earth," nods Pen. "Nobody live there no more. Huge huge war settlers were going from, kill most everybody, leave us alone though."

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"Oh."
"Let's avoid that in this universe, shall we?"
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"Oh, most worlds not do that even if having Earths and space things. Just ours."

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"Well, that's good," Edie says, rounding the corner. "Emily filled me in on everything the two of you have been talking about. How many worlds have space things?"

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"Ummm." Pen starts counting on her fingers, then furrows her brow. "Depends on what counting. Some. Um, world like this with mutants, Peace, have aliens and war with the aliens and the ones Mommy and Daddy there win it? And now colonizing planets."

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"The other universe with mutants in it is far in the future...I wonder how things are going there with mutants' rights," she murmured. "I wonder if that universe ever had ones of us in it."

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"Maybe! Can check when finding everybody, Peace Downsides fine."

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"Downside's your afterlife, right?"

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"Yeah. Jane can go looking in for Emilies and Edies."

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"Cool."
"...And maybe our parents too, even if they don't find us. I can...pretty easily imagine a world where they existed but we didn't. Not necessarily a pretty one, but still."
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"Sure."

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"...Odd question. How are your magic future worlds on homosexuality?"

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"Worlds or, like, party people?"

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"Depends. What does party people mean?"

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"People who going to parties Mommies throwing. Last one first I go to and in a space plant in can't pronounce world! So big!"

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"So the people with the magic?"

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"No-o, lots people having magic just because they have worlds with lots."

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"But they're the ones who have alot of magic because they have consistent interworld travel, because Milliways and Jane, and who would have gotten most of your social cues from."

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"Actually Jane having accident most entire time I existing so we stuck in Samaria then. Only fix again a little while ago. Mostly knowing things from bedtime stories, then finding out all true."

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"Hunh.
...Well, yes, I think I meant the party people."
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"What was question about party people, again?"
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"I was wondering whether the enlightened future-people still had a problem with homosexuality."

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"...Well, nobody telling me what ones Daddies doing in the one room but if they baking cookies they don't share."

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"...Ones Daddies? ...Your father and...other versions of him?"

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"Mm-hm. Annnnd Glass married princesses. Two of them. And the one Mommy who a boy have a one Daddy who also a boy. Well, a Daddy, but a boy Daddy? Is complicated. And a one Daddy who a girl, like, shaped, I mean, and her one Mommy also a girl. And there another one Daddy who not together with a Mommy, with that one guy instead, and he a boy. But sometimes that one Daddy a girl. Because magic. And there a one Daddy who a girl for a little bit, and then a wolf did a wolf thing. A boy wolf. The wolf thing still a thing after stopped being girl, too. Probably forgetting stuff. There a lot of party people."

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"Sounds like it."

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'Edie, what are you doing!?' Emily transmits.

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'Emily, there's no way we could keep it secret from an inter-universal cabal of magic users, especially if we start asking favors like 'please raise my grandmother from the dead.' Better to say it now, and if they don't like it they don't like it, than to piss them off by lying to them.'

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'...I trust your judgement, I suppose.'

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"Most of the mutant stuff is public," Edie explains out loud to Pen. "But there are things we still usually keep secret. A lot of mutants have physiological changes, like Warren's wings that Emily told you about, or Ororo's white hair and the Professor's sister's blue skin. I don't know if you're familiar with the phenomenon if you've only been in your own world most of your life...anyway. Emily and I are actually sisters. Our parents are...technically hermaphrodites, I guess? Medically, anyway--they look like men to any external examination, and neither would identify as anything else, but. Normally we don't admit to people who aren't part of the school that we're sisters, and it gets...wearing."

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"Okay. Secret," nods Pen. "You each pick a daddy for keeping not secret?"

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sigh "Yeah. Well, sort of. We didn't pick anything ourselves. Our dads both have this mutation. We ended up each going with the one who carried us."

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"Glass and her wives have three little princesses but they just all have three moms. But is not a secret. Is a very very magic world."

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"Lucky."

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"Oh, hey, the doors are opening."

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"Let's grab a stool. The chairs here all have backs."

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"Thank you."

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Emily goes to fetch a stool.
"Is it going to be a problem that this is taller than the seats of the chairs?" she asks.
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"Am short," Pen points out.

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"True. Alright, I'll just leave this at the table and we can get food. D'you want me to carry your tray?" she asked, floating three metal trays up from the stack.

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"I can."

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"Well, yes, but I don't have to use up hands to do it. But sure," she floats one of the trays to right in front of Pen.

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"Plenty of people would rather have things under their own control than not have to carry them, Emily."

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Pen holds her tray. She imitates other people in collecting food on it.

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Food is collected!
It turns out the sisters typically sit with a group of other students. These are fairly curious about Pen. How much Pen wants to tell them is up to her.
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"Hi!" says Pen. "Am lost angel visiting."

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That is not exactly a helpful answer to most of these people. Edie can send a basic summary while explaining some of the details aloud so that Pen understands what she's communicating to her friends.

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Her friends will be fairly impressed.
Jean noticed the conspicuous flatness to Pen's mind that her wished mental defenses are producing, and comments on this; this brings up the topic of her safeties.
Various people start discussing whether she would be impervious to Scott's eyebeams. The general consensus seems to be, "quite possibly, but we should never ever in a million years test it."
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"Eye beams?" asks Pen quizzically.

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Scott taps the visor he's wearing. "If I don't have this on, my eyes shoot uncontrollable plasma beams that punch through most materials."

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"Oh. Dunno, but am nuke proof."

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There is staring.
"...Did you test that?" someone asks incredulously.
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"No? But Shell Bell got nuke one time and then everybody make better wards and have better kind."

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"Wow."
"Poor Shell Bell."
"Who is Shell Bell, and why were they getting nuked?"
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"Shell Bell a one Mommy, from Atlantis, and somebody mad about her taking over the world. And then her girlfriend bring her back but also Downside keep her so there two for a while and this before the Mommies fixing Downside so that one very unhappy but then they magic back together after she find her way Milliways."

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Edie sends any context for that that she has that didn't get covered by the summary.

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Everyone is kind of stunned.
Eventually Jean says, "You realize this is the biggest thing that's happened ever, right?"
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"We kinda got that."

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"I'm still Jewish," Edie says sedately. "I don't care if religion turns out to be completely irrelevant, I'm still Jewish."

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"This surprises absolutely no one," Jean comments.

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"What is?" wonders Pen.

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"Jewish is what you call a member of the religion Judaism. Judaism is one of a set of three religions, called the Abrahamic religions, that your world's aesthetic seems to have been based off of."

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"Judaism's the oldest one, Christianity's in the middle, and Islam is the most recent."

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"Oh. My world only having one religion. Edori do sort of differently, pronounce Yovah instead of Jovah, but mostly same. And Jovah actually a spaceship."

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"More like the starship Golden Calf," Edie mutters.

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"She's probably not going to understand that reference, you know."

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Pen indeed does not understand that reference.

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"The Golden Calf is a figure from Abrahamic mythology. Way back when, when Judaism wasn't even an organised thing, there were just these people wandering around in a desert who would one day found Israel and Judea, the people said, "We're wandering around in a desert because God told us to! This sucks!" and they went off to one of their religious leaders and said, "Make us a new god who won't tell us to wander around in a desert!" And then, presumably because the populace was threatening him, he told everyone to give him their gold jewelry, and he melted it down and made a statue of a calf, and the people started worshiping that. And then the religious leader's brother who outranked him came down from the mountain where he had been talking to God and completely flipped his lid. And ever since then the Golden Calf has become the iconic false god. Edie's referring to your spaceship that way because presumably the people who came to your planet and gave up their technology and stuff knew that their spaceship wasn't really God, but they told their descendents to worship it anyway."

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"Well, it not make anybody wander deserts," Pen says. "Put rain where asking."

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"He wasn't making them wander through a desert for the heck of it. Before then, they had been enslaved in a country called Egypt. The desert just happened to be between where they were coming from and where they were going to. And he did make sure they had enough to eat and drink and so on. Or so the story goes, anyway"

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Pen shrugs and applies herself to dinner.

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After dinner, does she want to go back to the library, or does she want to see the clothes Edie altered for her?

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She wants to see the clothes! And then go flying.

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There's a frilly pink dress, and a simpler yellow dress, and a few shirts of varying levels of niceness, some pants, and a pair of purple leggings. The pants and leggings do not have holes cut in them.
"I could only find one pair of leggings in your size that no one was using on short notice," Edie says. "I didn't know what kind of thing you liked so I tried to get some variety."
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Pen is slightly dubious about the frills, but too polite to say anything about them. "Thank you."

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If Pen doesn't like the frills, Edie won't be offended. But Pen hasn't actually said anything about them, and Edie isn't reading her mind. "You're welcome. Is there anything else I can help with, or will you two be off to take advantage of the fact that since it's summer it's not too dark to fly yet?"

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"I want to fly."

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"Alright then, have fun."

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"Back to the library, then," Emily says after Edie's left.

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"Because go out window?" Pen inquires.

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"Yep. Closer than the roof, and big enough to jump out of without awkward wrangling."

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Nod nod.

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Library! And then window! Emily hops out first, on the off chance that something goes wrong and Pen needs catching. Not likely, but better safe than sorry.

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Hop!

Pen catches herself just fine, snapping her wings open to full span. Her bracelets and the opal embedded in her forearm glint in the sun.
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"...I assume the sparkly rock in your arm is perfectly normal in some way and not to be worried about at all?" she checks. Because you can never be too careful about the well-being of a small child.

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"Is Kiss. Samarians have them," explains Pen.

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"Just checking."
Flying! Flying never gets old.
Emily can probably pull a few swoopy tricks that involve turning on too sharp a corner for Pen's wings.
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Pen indeed cannot do that, but that only makes sense, since Emily is flying differently.

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Pen's timezone of origin isn't this one, is it. It was a little after noon when she arrived. When is she likely to want to go to bed?

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She is flagging already. But not so much that she can't fly for a while! She is so awake. Watch her soar. Watch her nearly crash into the building, whoops.

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"Are you okay?" Emily asks, concerned.

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"Yeahaaaaaa," yawns Pen. "Am fine, am safed. Don't even skinned knees any more because very especially not liking it."

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"That's good, but I imagine that still wouldn't have been pleasant. Should we go inside? The sky will still be there tomorrow."

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Yawn. "'Kay."

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Luckily, someone took care of the bed issue while they were out. There are four of the narrow beds lined up next to each other and covered with a pile of pillows and blankets.

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"Do you need a glass of water or a bedtime story or anything like that?"

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"Stories good if knowing good stories."

Then again, this is coming from the girl who apparently grew up on tales of interdimensional adventure with magic and nukes and afterlives.
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"Well, what kinds of stories do you like?"

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"Stories where lot of things happen! And things blowing up! And magic! And creatures! And going places where a lot of stuff!"

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"Hmm. Well, let's see what I can do."
She thinks for a minute.
"Once upon a time there was a very evil sorcerer. He went around arresting people, because he worked for a very evil king who liked people to be as firmly under his thumb as he could manage.
One day, the king sent him to arrest a little family in a cottage in the woods, because they were happy and carefree and not cowering in terror before him. But when he arrived and did scary magic to make them afraid of him, the couple's son accidentally did magic at him in self-defense."
She pauses for a moment to see if Pen has any commentary.
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Pen has flumphed onto the bed on her front, wings splayed out and head turned to the side to listen attentively. "What kind magic?"

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"The magic the boy did wasn't trained, so it was just a burst of energy," Emily explained. "The sorcerer had little gestures and herbs that he would use to make magic do things instead of just fizzing out everywhere. They didn't have any other type of magic in that kingdom, so it was just called magic."

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"Okay."

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"So the sorcerer decided then and there to make the boy his apprentice. His evil apprentice, to carry on his legacy of evil when he was gone, because the sorcerer wasn't smart enough to spend his time researching ways to not die of old age. Naturally, the boy wasn't at all interested, but the sorcerer threatened the boy's parents until he was forced to comply.
Every day, the sorcerer would teach the boy evil magics and assign him tasks while he was out arresting people. And every night, the boy would sneak out of bed and read what books the sorcerer had on magic that wasn't totally evil."
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Pen nods solemnly.

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"One day, when the boy was sufficiently confident in his proficiency with not-evil magic, he ran away from the sorcerer's tower while the sorcerer was out arresting someone. He flew to his family's home in the forest.
His parents were overjoyed to see him again, but he could stay with them only long enough to layer them in magic protections and send them somewhere safer, because the sorcerer was not only evil, but proud and greedy, and the boy knew that he would never allow him to slip his grasp. So he needed to defeat the sorcerer once and for all, and probably the king too for good measure."
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Nod nod nod!

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"However, the boy knew that the sorcerer was still more powerful than him by far. If he hadn't had his parents to think of, this might not have stopped him from running off half-cocked in some insane scheme for revenge. As it was, he knew he would need to find companions to help him defeat the sorcerer and make the land safe from innocents like his parents once more.
So the boy set out walking along a road through the forest, because everyone knew that the forest was a good place to meet interesting people. Mostly because it was easier to hide from people coming to arrest you amongst the trees, and interesting people had a habit of getting arrested because the king objected to their interestingness.
Eventually, the boy came across a swordswoman battling a fierce hydra. Every time she cut off one of its heads, it grew two more. Presumably she hadn't walked away and let it get on with its multicranial lizardy business because of the fair youth it had pinned menacingly under one foot."
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"She should cut off its foot!" opines Pen.

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"She was trying to, but every time she got close enough, a head would get between her and it, and she would have to cut it off before it could bite her with its poison fangs.
But the boy knew from his evil magic lessons that a hydra could only grow new heads from clean stumps, so he began using the magic that the sorcerer had taught him to snap the hydra's necks. Because even magic traditionally used for evil can do good, in the right hands."
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Nod nod.

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"Eventually, when all of the hydra's necks had been snapped, the swordswoman retrieved the handsome young man from beneath the hydra. He was only a little squished, and should recover shortly.
'Thank you for helping me save my brother,' said the swordswoman. 'He's not normally this useless.'
The swordswoman's brother made a vague squashed mumble of protest.
'Well, you were,' the swordswoman pointed out. 'What brings you through these woods, traveler?'
'I am seeking companions on a quest to defeat the evil sorcerer and his king and make the land safe for innocents,' the boy told her. 'But I know that I can't do it by myself, so I'm looking for people to help me.'
'My brother and I are on a quest to overthrow our stepfather, the wicked count,' said the swordswoman. 'We'll help you with your quest if you'll help us with ours.'
'It's a deal,' said the boy, and they shook on it."
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"Yay!"

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"When the swordswoman's brother had recovered from his squashing, he revealed that he was also an apprentice sorcerer, like the boy. Unlike the boy, his teacher had been a good person, but he had had to flee when his wicked stepfather usurped the countship and tried to have him killed. He had been studying healing magic.
The boy expressed some doubts that a healer would be very much use on a quest to overthrow three people and counting, but the healer retorted, 'I sincerely doubt we're going to get through this with no injuries for any of us. I can keep the two of you in top fighting form even when by all rights you should be half-dead. And if it comes down to it, magic of the body is magic of the body. If I can touch someone, I can hurt them almost as well as heal them.' Because even magic traditionally used to help can do harm in the right hands.
The boy accepted this logic without protest. But the three of them still weren't sure that they could take down even one of the evil sorcerer, the bad king, or the wicked count with just themselves. So they journeyed through the woods a while longer."
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Pen stretches a wing, lets it settle on the bed, nods.

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"So they journeyed through the woods a while longer. Along the way they found a woman who had been transformed into living fire by the sorcerer for rejecting his advances, and who wanted nothing more than to be detransformed so she could go home and take care of her little sister. The boy promised that once the sorcerer was defeated, he would search through his books to find a way to change her back, and she agreed to go with them. They met a man with a voice so sweet it would charm the woodland creatures into doing his bidding, who had fled to the woods to escape the king who wanted him to sing for his court, and he agreed to go with them. They met a very clever young sword-smith, who was charmed by the swordswoman's beauty, and he agreed to go with them.
At this point, they agreed that they probably had enough people, so they drew straws about whether they should deal with the sorcerer or the count first."
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"Drew straws?"

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"When you can't decide on something, but it has to be decided, you usually settle it through chance. One of the ways of deciding things by chance is that you take as many straws as there are options, cut one of them shorter or longer than the others, and have an impartial party hold them in their fist so you can't tell which one is the odd one out. Then everyone who's arguing draws a straw. The person who gets the odd straw out either wins or loses depending on what kind of argument it is."

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"Oh. Who win?"

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"The swordswoman and her brother won. So they all set out for the county of Vesser, where the siblings came from and their wicked stepfather was currently ruling.
They walked up to the castle gates, where a pair of the mercenaries the wicked count had hired were guarding the castle. The swordswoman walked up to them.
'My stepfather isn't the rightful holder of this land, and you know it. Get out from between us and him, and you'll come to no harm.'
'Yeah? You and what army, girl?' one of the soldiers laughed.
'Me, for a start,' said the fire-woman, having come up behind the guard as sneakily as fire can, and hugged him."
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"Fire hugs," giggles Pen.

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"Yep! Luckily for the guard, he knew to drop to the ground and roll over when he got set on fire. But it distracted him and the other guard long enough for the boy to magic open the castle gates and for everyone to walk through. Those particular guards didn't follow them, presumably to avoid more fire."

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Nod nod.

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"They met more guards, of course. Some of them the fire-woman managed to hug, and some of them were pelted with birds that the singer called from the sky, and some of them were magicked to sleep, and some of them were industriously sworded at by the swordswoman with the excellent new sword the sword-smith had made for her."

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"Pelted! With birds!" cackles Pen.

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"Yep. So eventually they reached the wicked count's throne room. He was, naturally, quite surprised to see them. He grabbed a little magic crystal that let him talk to people who also had little magic crystals, and demanded that the captain of the mercenaries send up more mercenaries to protect him.
'Um. No,' said the mercenary captain.
'No? No? What do you mean no? What exactly am I paying you for again?' the wicked count screeched.
'Well, y'see, every time some of my men engaged with them, they were not only defeated, but many of them embarrassingly so. And if there's one thing that can hurt a mercenary company more than defaulting on a contract, it's being humiliated. Th'thing one a them c'n do with birds, it's not natural.' "
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Pen cackles.

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"The swordswoman walked up to him and laid the edge of her sword against his neck. 'Hello, step-father,' she said menacingly. 'Are you going to remove the coronet, or shall I do it? I warn you, if you leave it to me, I might take a little extra by mistake.'
Naturally, he stopped shrieking. Hands shaking, he removed the coronet and handed it to her.
Having defaulted on their contract, the mercenaries left in short order. The siblings re-hired the old guards, and the swordswoman was installed as the true countess of Vesser. She threw her step-father in the dungeons, and they had a giant party to celebrate their first victory."
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"Hooray!"

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"The sword-smith expressed the opinion that he felt that this might have ended a little anticlimactically, and when he had been imagining this he had imagined there might be, oh, explosions or something. The boy offered to provide explosions. The swordswoman-countess told him firmly no."

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Pen cracks up.

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"So once they had rested and provisioned themselves, the merry band took a squadron of the county's soldiers and they all set off for the tower of the evil sorcerer."

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"I bet they win," predicts Pen.

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"Well, yeah. It's a story, after all. The good guys almost always win in stories."

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"Yeah. But say how winning."

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"So they tromped through the woods--the county was on the other side of the woods from the kingdom with the sorcerer and the bad king. They tromped through the woods until they came through the other side, and they made their way to the sorcerer's tower.
When they arrived, the sorcerer was out--possibly searching for the boy, possibly arresting someone on behest of the evil king. The boy knew the magic password to get the tower's doors open, because the sorcerer hadn't bothered to change it."
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"Silly sorcerer."

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"Well, possibly he thought the boy would change his mind and come back. He was very arrogant, you see. So the boy let everyone into the tower, although the soldiers stayed outside and hid nearby because there wasn't enough good hiding places for everyone inside, and they laid an ambush.
When the sorcerer came back, the fire-woman was the first to greet him. She hugged him as she had hugged the mercenary guards, and said in his ear, 'remember me?'
The sorcerer was extremely surprised, but he was far less susceptible to fire than a random mercenary. He flung the fire-woman off of him into a magic pool, and her fire was put out, and she was a human woman again."
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"Oh no!"

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"No, she wanted that, remember? She couldn't go home and take care of her little sister while she was made of fire."

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"But now she can't help anymore."

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"True. So the sorcerer was about to go over to the pool and finish her off when a piercing cry filled the air. The door--which the sorcerer hadn't had time to close--was suddenly filled with a stampede of deer, badgers, wolverines, and other animals. They charged the sorcerer, knocked him down, trampled him, and then fled before he had time to retaliate.
This didn't kill the sorcerer, of course, because he was very magic. But now he was a little singed and a lot battered and very ticked off."
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Hee hee.

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"So the sorcerer, having figured out that there was more going on than one woman wanting revenge, decided that he probably had bigger problems than a girl who wasn't even on fire any more. Carefully, he ascended the stairs, watching out for more ambushes.
The boy was waiting for him in his workshop, and he blasted him with magic energy before the sorcerer could react. The sorcerer was having none of this, so he retaliated by sending a swarm of knives at the boy. The boy turned the knives into golems that looked like ravens, that flew back at the sorcerer and started pecking him."
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"Pelting with birds," giggles Pen.

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"Exactly. So the boy and the sorcerer dueled. The sorcerer was more skilled and experienced, but the boy was fighting for someone he loved, and that gave strength to his blows.
Eventually, the sorcerer managed to overcome the boy, and as he was standing above him to land the final blow--
The countess's brother came up behind him, pressed a hand to the nape of his neck, and sent him into a deep sleep."
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"Ooh."

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"So the two good mages performed a ritual to strip the evil sorcerer of his powers, and left him in his bed, so that if ever it was better for him to be awoken than not it could be done. And they came down and hugged the formerly-fire woman, and were not set alight for their troubles. And the countess sent her home to her sister with an escort of soldiers to make sure she made it home safely. And then the rest of them set out for the capital to overthrow the king."

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"So a courier ran up to the king. And the courier said, 'Your Majesty! An invasion force is headed to the capital from the County of Vesser!'
'What?' said the king. 'But I get along great with the Count of Vesser!'
'Ah, well, yes, sire,' coughed the courier, 'but it seems the Count of Vesser has been usurped by his stepdaughter, the last Count's firstborn.'
'Oh, blast,' said the king. 'Well, summon my sorcerer.'
'Er, they got him first,' the courier said."
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Heeeeee.

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"The king tore at his hair. 'You've got to be kidding me? How did they manage that?'
'They've got his old apprentice, sire, the one who ran off last year.'
'Ugh. Did he forget to change the password on his tower?'
'It seems so, sire.'
'I always knew his lack of carefulness would be the end of him.'"
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"Why didn't the king say changing password?"

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"He did. The sorcerer ignored him."

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"Oh."

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"So the king summoned a bunch of soldiers, and the king's soldiers fought with the Countess's soldiers, and meanwhile the original ragtag band--minus the fire woman, of course--snuck past the fighting to the king's throne room.
The king was very surprised to see them! For one thing, he had expected the new Countess of Vesser to be a bit more with the pretty dresses and jewels, and a bit less with the armor and the really awesome swords the sword-smith kept making for her."
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"Why she need more sword than just one?"

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"In case she got disarmed. And she wasn't actually carrying more than two, her primary sword and her back-up sword. In a pinch, she could wield both at the same time."

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"Oh, 'kay."

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"So the king drew his own sword, and the two began fighting. She had told her brother and the boy not to interfere unless it looked like she would lose, but the king was too evil to risk leaving him on the throne if her sword skills weren't up to the test.
The king fought like a man possessed. Fighting non-lethally is a lot harder than fighting to kill, and the swordswoman wasn't good enough to leave him alive. In the end, the evil king lay in a pool of blood on the floor."
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"Bye, evil king."

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"Since the king had been too busy being evil to have time to find a queen, there was no heir. So the heroes installed the boy--no longer a boy now, really--on the throne. And he immediately outlawed evil and arresting people for no reason, and released everyone who had already been arrested. And he sent for his parents, and they all lived happily in the castle ever after. The End."

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"Yaaaaay," mumbles Pen into her pillow.

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"Good night."

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Zzzz.

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The sisters have class tomorrow, but Pen can fly and read books as much as she likes.

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Pen flies. And reads books. And sits on the roof and sings.

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It's a few weeks later, when Emily is going to ask Hank a science question for class, that she notices opening the metal doors to the laboratory felt somewhat different this time.
She walks in.
It's not a laboratory.
"Well, this was unexpected," she muses.
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This bar? Is unexpected? Well, she never.

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'Oi, Edie, Papa, I found the bar,' Emily projects.

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"Hey, kiddo, my sister found your magic bar," Edie tells Pen.

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"Ooh, okay," says Pen, and she runs to where the door is. "Thank you!"

And she nips around to the side of the bar proper and out the back door, where the sisters can briefly glimpse a stone tower before the little angel outright vanishes.
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'So you're a magic sentient bar, huh?' Edie sends to the bar.

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I am, replies the bar.

The bar's mind is strange. Not blank like Pen's, but organized with a polite internal understanding that while she wishes to be comfortable and understandable relative to telepaths she is not for unrestrained ransacking.
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Edie is, happily, not in the habit of unrestrained ransacking. 'You seem very (tidy/unchaotic/pleasant),' Edie comments. 'So how does (this/bar/doors/many worlds) work?'

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Thank you, the bar replies. She continues with a well-ordered summary of the habitual functions of the door, herself, and multidimensionality as viewed from an ever-stationary position inside Milliways such as is her limitation.

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'That's amazing.'
And to Emily:
'I definitely can't sense any mind behind the door mechanism. Whoever determines who gets doors and when, they're not here in any way I can tell.'
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'It was worth checking.'

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The bar does not, of course, eavesdrop on sisterly conversation.

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The back door opens. "Edie and Emily?" inquires someone who looks like she could be related to Pen. She is wearing witchy robes and a crown and somehow-seems-like she has a ludicrous amount of magical power and ought to live in a forest.

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"That's be us, yeah," Edie says. "I'm Edie Lehnscherr, she's Emily Xavier."

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"I'm Isabella Swan, but when there's a dozen of us named that or similar around I'm Glass, which you may call me. Pen apparently had a little adventure?"

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"She showed up looking like a minority my sister and I belong to in an area where that minority was, shall we say, unpopular. I pulled some thugs off of her and she's been staying with us since."

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"We're mutants," Edie added. "Pens says that you're in contact with one universe where our kind exists...?"

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"Yes. What year is it in yours?"

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"Nineteen eighty."

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"That's about two hundred years earlier than Peace's current year, but may be otherwise very similar. Would you mind holding the door for me while I have a peek?"

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"Sure, no problem."

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Glass looks at the world. "It's not quite Peace, but it's closely related. The mutant-related stuff should be roughly alike but I currently don't expect you to suffer an alien invasion - worth checking, but after someone with a more dedicated interest in the place is handling it instead of my first-pass. I can see certain properties of worlds and people by looking," she elaborates.

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"Really? What can you see about me?"

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"Well, for one thing, you are both of you a type of person I've never seen before - unfortunately I can't even begin to guess what that signifies; we've been referring to existing types as 'green' and 'purple' simply because we have no other traits besides the fact that I can sort them to go on. You're neither. You two are attached; there will never be a world that has only one of you and not the other. Your powers, like those in Peace, are technically not magic as far as my aura is concerned."

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"...Huh. I mean, I had imagined scenarios in our own world where we didn't grow up together, but the idea of one of us just not existing somehow never occurred to me. I'm glad it's not a thing, anyway. Not sure what to make of the fact that apparently we're some kind of special snowflake."

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"Well, you do refer to yourself as, 'not a normal example of anything," Emily points out.

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"Generally I'm not. And I'm not usually a normal example, but I am an example."

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"It might be that this third moiety - pick a color, if you like - is just very common on your world and rare elsewhere. Incidence rates between green and purple are known to vary world to world. Aurum's almost entirely green if you only count natives, for instance. And run in families - two green parents will have green children, mixed parents tend to alternate in available samples."

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"Um...white, I guess. Do you want to look at more people from our world? And, um. Pen said that resurrection was a thing?"

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"I can look at some more people, yes. And we can add your world to the available resurrection pool in one of two ways - bother the admin, which we try to hold down to a minimum, or make anybody from your world immortal."

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"...I will happily take immortality! Is that a thing you can do, how hard is it, actually can you make everyone I love immortal?"

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"How hard is it? Is there any kind of bottleneck?"

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"I can make more or less arbitrary numbers of people immortal but I want to be thoughtful about how I do it, both because it can be conspicuous and dangerous, because it would give anyone who had it a major tactical advantage and I don't necessarily know how you're likely to use that, and because me or someone else on the short list of people with torching distribution has to do it. You don't have a Bell, or I'd just hand this off to her. Bare minimum I want to leave a Janegem in your world."

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"Right, yes, that's fair...it's just, our dad is a Holocaust survivor, he saw his parents killed right in front of him...I've always wished I could meet my grandparents, on that side at least, so..."

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"Well, meeting them is technically a different proposition from resurrecting them. When your world's added to Downside, well, Downside is set up to accommodate - if not particularly beautifully so - any number of residents, awake and walking around and everything. I'm much less leery of taking you for a visit there than I am of opening up the floodgates for everyone to go back to the land of the living. Especially since resurrected people are unavoidably able to torch - that's the form of immortality we have on hand, it's so called because under circumstances where we would ordinarily die we instead reset to a healthy state under the rather aesthetically pleasing cover of appearing to be on fire."

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"I think you really, really need to meet my parents."

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"Sure."

Glass steps into the world. "You can close the door if you like. I have no objection to dropping you off in Milliways again on my way out if you'd like to explore it."
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"Thanks."
The twins step out into the hallway. "Papa's teaching a class right now, but I think this probably counts as an exceptional enough circumstance for it to get let out early." She pauses. "Yep. Do you need to be led there or do you also have some kind of navigational power or something?"
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"I do not currently have any navigational powers that apply to this building."

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"I love how you phrased that. It's this way."
It isn't very far to the relevant classroom.
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They pass some kids about the sisters' age, maybe a little younger, coming from the opposite direction. Glass gets a few odd looks, but no one comments.
Inside the classroom there is a middle-aged man in a wheelchair stacking some papers at the front of the room.
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Glass decides to let Emily interface with her father.

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"Hi, Papa, this is Isabella Swan, known as Glass because apparently there are a lot of Isabella Swans, one of whom is Pen's mother, I think. Glass, this is Edie's and my father, Charles Xavier. Well. One of them, anyway."

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Charles wheels towards them, and extends his hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you," he says.

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"Dad will be here shortly," Edie comments.

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"It's nice to meet you too. Pen's mother is a Bell like me but she doesn't actually have a last name," Glass clarifies. Handshake. "The other Bells are currently debating who should in the long-term take point on this world; I'm just the scout. Sooner or later someone will probably appear to replace me, don't get accustomed. It's currently a tossup between Pen's mother Angela and Aegis, the mutant Bell."

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"That makes sense," Charles says. "I should probably warn you, while it's not anywhere near as bad as it could be, an openly mutant representative might not be the most diplomatic interface with the local government."
A sharper-looking man of about the same age in a black turtleneck enters the room. He gives Glass an appraising look.
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"Uhm, I already told Pen this--one of the physical mutations that happen sometimes is a sort of functional hermaphroditism. So, this is our other Dad--the one I mentioned--Erik Lehnscherr. Dad, this is Glass, she's an alternate universe version of Pen's Mom."
To Glass: "Sooo, are they the same category thing as us?"
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Glass waves at the new visitor. "Yes, you're all four the same moiety. Aegis's mutation is invisible and purely defensive; the problem is that she as a person is less diplomatic than the average Bell, and we are not an especially diplomatic breed to begin with. That and she's fifteen. Angela is on the higher end of Bell diplomacy, but she does, of course, have wings, and relatively limited expertise on Earths of this time period. I can recommend that someone else entirely handle it? Pattern's not too busy, looks human, and like many Bells was born in the United States in 1987."

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Erik nods stiffly, and says haltingly, "Edie says--I could see my parents."

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"Yes. The remaining questions are whether I'm bothering the admin or making someone here immortal, and whether we're waking them up Downside or bringing them here. Do you have a place to put them? A way to get them replacement legal identities if they'll want them, sufficient cushion in the living arrangements...? Oh, also, they'll look about twenty-five unless they ask for additional cosmetic magic to adjust that."

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"They can stay here. It's a huge place, we're not using all of the living space even with all of the students," Charles said. "I'm sure I can get them some kind of paperwork. I have to do it sometimes with the students, if they don't already legally exist. And sometimes they don't," he says sadly. "I have plenty of money, we can take care of them easily. I have no idea if they'll want to look older," he adds, glancing at Erik.
Erik shakes his head. "I wish I remembered more of them, but this isn't the kind of thing that would have been discussed even so."
"Edie told me the reasons you have for being cautious about handing out immortality, and I can't say I have anything in particular that I think would completely ameliorate them," Charles says. "With Cerebro, we could probably find and rescue anyone who got into a situation that was trying very hard to kill them, but I can't claim that the tactical aspect you mentioned would be completely irrelevant." He summarizes the X-Men.
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"Yes, this is a bit of a quandary. Do you have any objections to Jane eating your internet and maintaining a Janepoint in an inaccessible location so that we can, if nothing else, check up on things?"

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"If I understand correctly what a Janepoint is, I don't think either of us has any objection whatsoever to that," Charles says, exchanging a glance with Erik. "But what's an internet?"

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"Maybe you don't have it quite yet? I don't know that I've ever been told exactly when Earths tend to invent those - Jane says you're not quite there by standard timeline. Well, eventually it will be a global communications network, but since there's nothing there yet never mind that part."

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"Good to know, I suppose," says Charles. "If there's a standard timeline, do you have any advice for disasters we could prevent or at least ameliorate?"

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"Well, human-scale politics tends to be perturbed by the exact individuals involved except for some major landmarks and you're already past World War II so that's out, and we prefer non-divinatory solutions for things like hurricanes, such as 'not having hurricanes'. But I'm sure whenever my alts come to a decision about who to send in - they're leaning Pattern with Aegis along for initial consultation - you can talk to them about the details of making this a nicer place to live."

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Erik makes a slight face when she mentions WWII.
"Not having hurricanes would be ideal, yes," Charles says. "We're already mostly able to prevent those--one of our students at the moment has weather powers--but we don't catch everything."
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"I don't suppose 'person who it would be completely unproblematic to make immortal' is something you could search for with your nigh-omnipotent magic powers."

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"Not readily. I could shorten the search with autohandling of a few parameters, but basically no, at least not without resorting to unethical mind magic. If anyone wants to volunteer for mind magic, Jane can accept a complete memory dump and make a recommendation based on that."

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"Under the circumstances, I'm probably not the best candidate anyway, but if it might help Jane can have a copy of my memories."

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"Me too, I guess."

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Neither of the adults volunteer.

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"This won't feel like anything," says Glass. She brandishes her jewelry at them.

Jane comments, presumably.

"How do you feel about calling in the cavalry via Jane rather than relying on your mutations in emergencies?" she inquires.
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"If the cavalry will reliably show up, then in most cases yes? I mean, it depends on the emergency? 'Someone is trying to destroy the world and it's kill them or let them' yes, 'my sister is having an emotional breakdown and needs cuddles both literal and telepathic' no."

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"If it's the kind of emergency where use of powers results in an actually satisfactory solution, like 'that kid fell out the window but I can haul him back up by the zippers on his clothes' I'm not likely to bother, but I'm guessing that's not the kind of emergency you meant."

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"Jane thinks that under normal circumstances you being immortal is fine but suspects you might have unfortunate fracture points under particularly earthshaking circumstances. The correct response to earthshaking circumstances, now that we have met, is not 'try to make the earth stop shaking with telepathy and magnetism', but 'summon a Bell or someone else with similar wherewithal to fix it by magic'. Jane herself is not totally reliable, or at least hasn't been in the past - we've patched the known failure mode - but that's not a big enough risk to actually insist that you go on being mortal."

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"Understood. If a situation gets bad enough that I'm tempted to do anything I'd regret under normal circumstances, call Jane instead."

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"If that's understood I can torchable the both of you right now."

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"Alright."

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"Absolutely understood."

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"This, also, will not feel like anything, which I imagine is not the most reassuring feature for an immortality power to have, but," she points at Emily, then Edie, "you're all set. This doesn't make you invulnerable, so if you do something dramatic like fling yourself into the sun you will just keep torching, get Jane to send help."

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"Noted. Not that I prefer to get into any situations that are lethal at all..."

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"But thank you."

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"You're welcome. And with that, this is -"

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"Hi, I'm Pattern."

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"Aegis."

These people are all three different ages, albeit with the same face. Aegis is wearing a space-military uniform proclaiming her a decorated admiral; Pattern is in embroidered jeans and a nice purple t-shirt and a halo-crown that matches the colors.

"I think we're set for Glass-specific needs," Aegis adds to Glass.
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"I'll get out of your way, then."

Glass vanishes.
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"So this is like Peace: Retro Edition, huh? I'm gonna check for buggers real quick stealth-like," says Aegis, and she disappears again.

Pattern is blank-minded like Glass or Pen; Aegis is shielded as though she's a telepath herself who objected to the concept of telepathy existing in the first place.
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"Oh, that's interesting. I'm not getting a thing about what's actually going on in your minds from any of you, but you're very definitely the same person. Except one of you is a telepath."

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"I'm kind of surprised you're getting that much. But yeah, Aegis is me if I was born a mutant in 2155 and grew up in orbital military school, Glass is me if I was from dragons-witches-etcetera world and gay, etcetera. I think Aegis would take exception to being called a telepath."

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"I'm...sorry? Her mind feels like my father's when he doesn't want to be read, and what he's shown me of what my mind feels like when I don't want to be read."

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"That's all she does; she has no active abilities. Everybody else makes do with wished wards."

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"No buggers," says Aegis, reappearing, "anywhere, lucky you."

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"What are buggers and why are we lucky not to have them?"

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"They're aliens and there was a big war with 'em in Peace. Won it, they surrendered, but it was a big hassle. We need to name this world. Could do theme names for places with mutants, like the Sunshine worldfamily? Calm? Quiet? Tranquility? Man, we need better procedures for unBelled worlds."

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The adults exchange a look which is presumably opaque to outsiders.

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"My parents find this ironic, for reasons which I would describe as injokey if they found it funny instead.
...Speaking of the dangers of properly immortal people! There is one dead person from our world who really really should not be resurrected uncarefully."
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Erik tenses, his fingers curling into white-knuckled fists.

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"What, just one?"

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"One in particular. At least one. This one person who almost managed to cause nuclear war. And also is the guy who murdered my grandparents. In Auschwitz. Because he was a literal Nazi doctor. And had a mutation that let him absorb and store any kind of energy, and then release it later to devastating effect. If I were you, I wouldn't do magic to any of him you find, because I wouldn't put it past him to store that somehow."

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"Okay, Jane, find him, show him to Glass, scan the worlds," says Pattern, waving a hand, "in case there are more or he's related to Addy or something, but, like, don't worry, we are not in the business of resurrecting Nazis as a general rule."

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"Has he got a name?"

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"Sebastian Shaw," says Erik, relaxing at Pattern's words. "Or Klaus Schmidt. Or something else entirely, it's possible both were aliases."

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"Jane says we don't have any of those in the other contacted worlds, so there's that."

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"Good."

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"Did you check Downside? You said Peace was like this, but two hundred years in the future and with aliens..."

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"Exact details differ. I mean, you don't have the aliens, why should we have the exact same Nazis? We did have Nazis, but there's only one of the guy you mentioned Downside and he's from here."

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"Just checking. ...Come to think of it, are there any of us in Downside from Peace?"

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"Jane says no. ...Apparently according to Pen you're not a fan of the brainphone or Jane would talk directly to you."

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"It was a surprise. I don't dislike it, but...the metaphor I used was, imagine someone talking to you, but instead of hearing it you felt it, only backwards? Not inherently bad, but extremely startling when you're not expecting it."

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[Surprise.]

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[Hello! So you're this Jane I've heard so much about.]

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[That's me. Anyway, found your Nazi, flagged him do-not-wake, have not found any of the four of you Downside or anywhere else I've got nodes. Congratulations, you're new.]

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[I feel so special. Um, do you need my grandparents' names?]

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[I already stared into your soul, remember? I know what you know.]

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[Oh, right. Well, that puts you in a club of two.]

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[Anyway. Mother dear, am I putting all four-and-a-step grandparents here or a selection or them and also the entire 1900 St Louis Cardinals or what?]

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"Good question. How many grandparents did you require?"

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"...Just Dad's parents, I think," she says, looking to Charles for confirmation.

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Charles looks uncomfortable. "I wouldn't want them to be dead forever, but...if there's a confirmed afterlife, I'm certainly in no hurry to have mine back."

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[Coming right up. Do you want them deposited directly here or for me to run them through standard explanations first?]

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"The standard when resurrection is generally known is a waiting list and request-based system with filters."

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"An explanation," Erik says heavily, "would probably be useful, considering that their fourteen year old son is now fifty."

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[Sure. In progress.]

She awakens Edie (senior) first. [Hello, Edie. My name is Jane and I'm the manager of the afterlife. Your son has requested that you and your husband be resurrected. It has been thirty-six years since you died. I can answer any questions you may have and whenever you are ready I can put you where he and his living family are.]

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Edie-the-elder takes a long time to respond. "So he survived, then," she says finally. "Good. Where is he now?"
Jakob's response is a little quicker in coming, but similar in tone. "He made it out, then. Is he alright?" Jakob had lasted a little longer than his wife, had seen some of what that doctor had put their son through. Alive did not necessarily mean whole, physically or mentally.
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Jane finds out their geographical location: [Westchester, New York.] [He looks all right, and is anxious to see you.]

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"New York," she murmured, "I wonder how that happened. Alright. You can take me there."
"Well. Best not to keep him waiting any longer," Jakob concludes.
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Hugs. Extremely hugs.
When they're done hugging--
Nope.
Well, if we wait a while--
Nope.
They can't go on hugging literally forever!
Don't try to tell Magneto what he can and can't do.
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"Soooo, while we're here, do you actually like being in a wheelchair for reasons or anything?"
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"Ah," says Charles, taken aback. "Well. Not as such, no."

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"Because like, we're very magic? So we could fix it if you want. I ditched my assistive device when I got magic and it was cooler than a wheelchair."

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"That would be lovely, now that you mention it. I'm afraid I've just gotten so used to it that it hadn't occurred to me to ask."

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Charles looks very bemused for a long moment.
Then he stands up.
He looks at his legs like he doesn't quite know what to do with them.
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"Has anyone ever told you guys that you're the best thing ever? Because you're the best thing ever."

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"When everybody else is falling down on the job we remind each other," says Pattern dryly, patting Aegis on the head. (Aegis is an inch taller than she is, but she can still reach.)

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"Good. Because you are. I just--you casually waltz into my life and fix everything that was broken. Everything I had accepted was broken forever. And we weren't unhappy before you showed up, but--the English language does not contain a strong enough word for thank you."

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"You're completely welcome. It's our job."

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"Yeah, our pleasure. I'm getting the impression my relevant expertise isn't actually. I'm gonna go home and politick with the space colonists. See you guys at the next Bellparty maybe."

Aegis disappears.
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"So how do you guys fix worlds, generally?" Edie asks Pat. "I mean, I'm not thinking objectively, my brain is trying to tell me everything's already fixed, but I do actually know that my family is not the whole world."

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"Well, you don't have your own Bell to live here and deal with this world full-time. Honestly most worlds that don't have Bells in them get left on a waiting list, so far, because Jane is our way around and she's broken a couple times - we just recently recovered from the most recent outage, my world was out for a particularly long time, when she goes down time stops syncing. The difference here is that most of those other worlds don't have anyone we're in contact with - like, Wellspring does, and it has a Matilda who basically does a Bell's job for her world, but most of the rest we just grabbed when we got Downside and they don't have anybody we know well enough to give magic powers. I'm not going to give you a complete set of magic powers here and now, Jane was lukewarm enough about giving you torching, but we will listen to you if you tell us things like 'hey, the world could totally roll along without anybody freaking out too badly if malaria stopped existing'. Can I make malaria stop existing or would something bad happen in the public consciousness? Malaria personally offends us."

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"Malaria can stop existing, as far as I know. Anyway, we've already got powers as good as magic. Not as good as your magic, but I think--I think we'll do okay.
Although, given that Emily and I promised to call Jane rather than doing something regrettable...you said you were tucking her somewhere out of the way in our world? Does the not-quite-telepathy magic you gave us have a range limit?"
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"Brainphone has no range limit within a world. Will not work between sheaves. The question is if all the malarial parasites suddenly die, what will people think happened? Is it locally explicable."

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"I guess not. Pessimistically, I can imagine someone deciding a mutant did it and God invented mosquitos for some reason and therefore mutants are evil and should die. That probably won't actually happen, but...no one expected the Holocaust would happen either. So maybe not." sigh. "Do you have any indirect ways of doing it that we could claim to have scienced? We have science people here."

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"Peace wiped it out by exterminating relevant mosquito species, Atlantis just had such a massive flood that all the continents where it was a going concern wound up uninhabited - Gift might have something."

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[Gift has something, but it's a vaccine. Distribution would be the problem.]

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"And everybody else has done it openly or not had the problem in the first place."

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"Did I mention Papa has a ridiculously obscene amount of money? Vaccines aren't a perfect solution, but they're something."

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"You still might have a distribution problem, making sure they get everywhere and that people want to receive them and so on."

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"Hence why they're not a perfect solution."

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"Well, anyway, Jane can tell whoever would make use of the information how to make a malaria vaccine, and all the other vaccines she has on file, somebody can pretend they're just a vaccine genius."

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"Alright."
[The best person would probably be Henry McCoy,] she tells Jane. [He's down in the lab that the Milliways door overrode the door to. He's pretty much an everything genius. Everything sciency, anyway.]
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[I can also hear you if you talk aloud while somebody with one of my gems is around,] Jane remarks. [Will he be startled if I brainphone him?]

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"Probably. Hang on."
'Hank, in a minute someone is going to do a weird thing. Don't drop anything delicate, okay?
Oh, and, uh, if you see Papa walking, it's not Aunt Raven being a dick.
(summary of the past whatever amount of time)'
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'I see,' he replies after a stunned pause. 'I...won't drop anything, then.'

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"Okay, I warned him."

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[Hello! In what format do you prefer to receive formulae for vaccines?]

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[Well, if you...}

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"So, is there anything else to be done here right now?"

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"I can put down an earthquake and volcano suppression, unless your weather mutant handles those? Just to keep the really big ones under control. Statistical anomaly, but only statistical."

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"No, she mostly does sky-based stuff. That's a good idea."

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"Done. Vaccines in progress, place is Downsided... I don't think there's anything else particularly urgent."

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"Okay. If I think of anything when I've come down off the high of having gotten everything I've ever really wanted, I'll tell Jane."

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"Cool. Thanks for looking after Pen and being chill about the whole interdimensional superbeings thing."

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"You're very welcome. I mean, she was a child, we couldn't find her parents, of course we were going to look after her."

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"If only everyone thought that way. Anyway, I'm off."

And she's off.