"If you never call me that again."

"People get so worked up about calling them things. Is there anything I can call you that is always allowed."

"Your grace."

"Your grace. You have agreed to do me a favor."

Yeah that was her mistake. "What's the favor?"

"I need you to turn into a lion."

"I can do that. ...why?"

"It'll be really funny."

"Well, give me a little while to prepare a Polymorph, I guess."

"Awww! But if you'd done it faster it would have prompted confusion about the resolution criteria!"

"As you say, Archmage."

"You are Polymorphed as a lion but I would not say that you are impersonating a lion. You need to really put your soul into it."

"Rrraaar ararrahara rarrar."

"Oh, Sarenrae made Meph invalidate all soul contracts."

"RRRRA??RARH?"

"I have told every single person who asked me? What else do you want me to do, a Mage's Decree?"

"RRRRAAA!"

"Announcement, everybody, Sarenrae got Mephistopheles to invalidate all soul contracts and also anyone who sincerely repents will escape Hell! I'm Nefreti Clepati and I would know!"

"RRghh rrrh."

"You're still not impersonating a lion well at all. Lions have never told me to do a Mage's Decree about the status of the souls of the people of Cheliax."

Okay she's going to try to eat an archmage. It's not going to go well but it's what a lion would do, here.

"Your grace who I have promised not to name more specifically than that has been impersonating Carlota at the Chelish Constitutiona- ow" -

She Teleports away.

" - excuse me, is someone checking if that announcement was legitimate? Sarei? Go straight to the palace -"

Nethys you asshole I'm going to destroy all knowledge of magic across a hundred planets, see how you like it -

This is an omake, dumbass.

What does that mean.

"There aren't any other planets."