"People get so worked up about calling them things. Is there anything I can call you that is always allowed."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"Your grace."
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"Your grace. You have agreed to do me a favor."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
Yeah that was her mistake. "What's the favor?"
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"I need you to turn into a lion."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"I can do that. ...why?"
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"It'll be really funny."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"Well, give me a little while to prepare a Polymorph, I guess."
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"Awww! But if you'd done it faster it would have prompted confusion about the resolution criteria!"
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"As you say, Archmage."
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"You are Polymorphed as a lion but I would not say that you are impersonating a lion. You need to really put your soul into it."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"Rrraaar ararrahara rarrar."
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"Oh, Sarenrae made Meph invalidate all soul contracts."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"RRRRA??RARH?"
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"I have told every single person who asked me? What else do you want me to do, a Mage's Decree?"
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"RRRRAAA!"
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"Announcement, everybody, Sarenrae got Mephistopheles to invalidate all soul contracts and also anyone who sincerely repents will escape Hell! I'm Nefreti Clepati and I would know!"
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
"RRghh rrrh."
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"You're still not impersonating a lion well at all. Lions have never told me to do a Mage's Decree about the status of the souls of the people of Cheliax."
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
Okay she's going to try to eat an archmage. It's not going to go well but it's what a lion would do, here.
Nefreti Clepati
lintamande
"Your grace who I have promised not to name more specifically than that has been impersonating Carlota at the Chelish Constitutiona- ow" -
She Teleports away.
Duchess Arodea Carlota Guiomar de Chelam
in-another-life
lintamande
" - excuse me, is someone checking if that announcement was legitimate? Sarei? Go straight to the palace -"
Elected Delegate Martà Balcells
lintamande
Nethys you asshole I'm going to destroy all knowledge of magic across a hundred planets, see how you like it -