To Bella, "It'd be boring if it was the same thing, mostly, I just spent about six hours untangling dimensional identifier runes because someone decided that just copying the old version was enough when they moved offices."
To the bar, "Drinks... Close enough to quitting time, why not. Since you're offering, I'll have a 'setting star' or whatever other cocktail you recommend if you don't know that one."
"Bitey snarly sunshine-allergic vampires. I don't know if the species has a name other than 'vampire' to distinguish them from alternate universe peers. How many multiverses do you serve? Supporting what products? How do they get ahold of you, do you have interdimensional phones?"
"The interdimensional phones are what I spent most of today fixing. MTU sells a little bit of everything, or supports subsidiaries who do it for us, but the core products are communication, teleportation, divination, transmutation, and protection. I mostly work with communication and teleportation divisions. I'd need to look at my files to find the exact number, but suffice to say it's at least 'lots'. Are your vampires obligate anivores? That is, they must live off sentient beings to survive."
"No, they can live off animal blood, it's just that turning into a vampire removes the soul and with it all impulses to consider that preferable in any way to hunting down human snacks. Lots like hundreds or lots like tens of millions or what? Do you work in a fiat currency, that sounds like it'd be hard if you're that spread out."
"That depends a lot on what you have available. VIT is a three-to-five day loss or gain in general physical capability. CLA is the same but slightly longer period, and general mental ability. MNA is, magical fuel, if you have access to magic and it runs on a thing you can sell some. AP is the same but represents your permanent magical power. It runs much, much higher. EMO is the ability to feel emotions. Temporary, not removed entirely for the duration. LUK is luck, limited to minor and moderate things because interfacing directly with fate is usually a terrible idea. DIV is divine intervention. I'd know already if you qualified to sell that. And here I thought I was done with work."
"I can scan you anyway if you like, to see if you can mint MNA. Oh, link crystals. I can't sign you up to the official network without a lot of paperwork, but I run a private one. Off the books. I'd hook you into that. From your perspective, you would want to send a message and talk at it, or when it changes color want to hear what it has to say. If we're both on at the same time it'll hold a conversation, but that's about it. Very cheap model."
"It's a bit of a process, encoding for a new magic system. Mind monologuing about your world a bit while I set it up?"
"Not at all. So, there is magic, and there are vampires, and there's an absolutely unfair quantity of demons who are even less humanlike than vampires, and there is me, she who stands against the darkness blah de blah until one day I bleed out against the darkness and am replaced with a different randomly selected non-consenting teenage girl in the mystic destiny. The powers with which I am to attempt to survive my late teens and early twenties and, if I'm really good, possibly even mid-twenties, are super strength and speed and agility, good combat instincts, and prophetic dreams and vampire-detecting powers that alas do not have their own tech support line because mine don't work. Witches are a thing but I can't seem to be one, possibly for the same reason I can't seem to be a prophetic dreamer, which is a terrible pity because it would be way more my style than hitting things. Not that hitting things is not great fun with enough practice."
"...You want a resurrection insurance contract. Those are far above my head to arrange on my own recognizance but I will definitely be submitting your world for branch candidacy, risk or no risk, it sort of needs it. You have at least three different thaumic signatures on you, by the way."
"Speaking of VIT, is there any reason I couldn't mint one, hang on to it, spend it again if I need to be at full to stab something, and if nothing like that comes up in the three-to-five-day period mint another one and just sort of perpetually have one on hand so I'm never weak when I need not to be?"
"They show up to magic detection unless in an antiscry, and they can be stolen, and there is a 0.5% minting fee unless you purchase the minting device instead of leasing it. Other than that no... VIT scan says you can mint about twenty at a time before being dangerously weak, or sixteen or so before reaching baseline human... One of your mystery magics is very weak, leftover or byproduct or blocked or something. I think the other's a ward of some kind." He changes out his device for a different one. "Ward resonance imager."
What he's doing now looks a little bit like computer programming.
And then it's done and he hands it back. "Now. I'll be able to find your world through that crystal. Location only unless it's actively sending. Would you like me to try to fix your disabled extra sense? I'm good enough at my job to be careful with it and to undo just about anything I do to it if the result is undesirable, and I won't even be touching the rest of it, just the extra sense, but one never quite knows with new magic."
A few minutes along, he mentions, "Oh, the Slayer magic is capable of producing mana, by the way. It'd be completely disabled for exactly as long as you minted from it, physical boosts and all, and produce about 20 mana per hour. It's not capable of minting or benefiting from AP, however."
"Do you have any other advice for stuff I should obtain or wands I should have waved before I go home and start converting downtime into currency? Also, where will my exotic coinage go, am I meant to keep it in the mattress or does it hang out in the minter and I should regularly deposit into some kind of magic bank or what?"
"Minter stores up to a hundred at a time and can produce glowy blue spheres in intervals of ten. A hundred is about the size of-" he makes a circle with his thumb and forefinger, "-down to hundredths that are like half-marbles. I could give you an emergency medevac veil? There will be a lot of awkward questions for both of us if you actually trigger it, but it's in the better-to-have-and-not-need category. I'm giving you all this stuff out of pocket but will want them paid back sooner or later, by the way. Do you also want a VIT minter?"
"In order: Ten of their respective currency, with the remaining cost taken as a small percentage out of minting proceeds over time. If you are badly injured in such a way as to be in imminent danger of death, teleports you to a time-frozen space where you will then be worked on by expert healers of the highest caliber. And charged for it. Yes, it'll automatically mint a sphere when full by default. Let's call it six hundred mana all told, eight hundred with the VIT minter."
"Is it a lease-to-own thing where after I've made enough to cover the cost it's mine free and clear? And yes that absolutely sounds like a have-and-not-need situation. What do I do with spheres besides hide them in my mattress? How do I perform any transactions besides minting stuff?"
"Some applications need continuous input to keep working. City wards, magic ovens, that kind of thing. Anything that does divinations in a relatively automated way is a divination system. From a crystal ball that shows your front doorstop to the giant meteorological precog circles."
"Not really... Generic mana can be inefficient over long distances. It's actually really complicated and I don't get called in on industrial type stuff much. As to the original source, either people generating mana from their own systems, some worlds have naturally occurring sources of magical power, I think some kinds of dragons produce a near-endless stream of the stuff and get paid handsomely for it."
"Off the top of my head, there is a brand of chanting and dancing that has impractically small effects for the effort involved, a discipline of mind arts that people can sometimes go from no measurable potential to a small amount of potential, and a variety of potionmaking that relies on ingredients you are not likely to have access to."
He hands her a little red bundle. "This is the medevac veil. I've slipped it into the system under a nonkeyed ghost registration. You'll need to, ah, strip down and then put it on as snug as you can manage and it'll disappear and you can do whatever after that, it'll stay."
"I really can't think of anything else until you have a sizable amount of mana stored up. And I don't care about my money nearly as much as some people, an interesting conversation, an interesting problem, and helping someone who, to hear the story, sorely needs it is worth loaning out a few hundred mana."
"Since it's so safe here I'm considering just crashing on one of the couches over there for the 'night', and according to Bar the time in here doesn't all sync up with itself, so if you don't look directly at me I might have a stockpile in the next five-subjective-minutes-modulo-you."