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She combs and combs the world aside and there is another world, just ahead, and she steps in.

The combed-away hole closes behind her. She puts her comb in her pocket.

Thanjen (Unbitwise)

Blueberry (kappa)

Hivers (Rockeye)
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Here is a small round library that looks like it might be made out of a very large tree indeed, with shelves full of books lining its round walls.

There is a tiny blue unicorn flumphed on the floor reading a book nearly larger than she is - it's a pretty big book, but it is also a very small unicorn - and a few seconds after the traveler arrives, she looks up and blinks with surprise.

"Goodness me," she says. "I wasn't expecting that at all."
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"You're a unicorn," observes the visitor intelligently.
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"I am!" she agrees. "I'm not at all sure what you are. I don't think I've ever heard of a sort of person who looked like you."

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"I'm, um, I'm a human."

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"Oh," says the tiny blue unicorn. "...Are you okay? Can I help you?"

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"I'm fine," she says, smiling. "Sorry, I've just never met a unicorn before! And I didn't think they came in blue!"
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"We come in all the usual colours," she says. "Of which blue is one. But I guess if I've never heard of humans it makes sense that you, reciprocally, have never heard of blue unicorns. In fact, you're a step ahead of me in having heard of unicorns at all. Where are you from, and how did you get here from there?"

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"I came from my friend's house, but if I'm not supposed to be here I can go."

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"You're perfectly welcome in my library," the unicorn assures her. "Oh - I forgot to introduce myself, silly me. My name is Blueberry; what's yours?"

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"I'm Emily Lark."

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"It's very nice to meet you, Emily Lark! Have you been in Ponyville long?"

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"No, I just got here."

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"Did you come to the library in particular for a reason, or are you just sort of wandering?"

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"Just sort of wandering. Books are great, but I wasn't looking to necessarily get one today."

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"Well, I happen to think the library is an excellent place to wander to," she says. "What kinds of books do you like? I like most everything."

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"Oh, lots of different stuff, the last thing I read was for school and it was about some old-timey humans."

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"Ooh, history. What were the old-timey humans up to?"

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"They were going from one human country to a different human country because the first one had people from a third human country all over it getting in their way."

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Blueberry giggles. "That does sound like the sort of thing that happens in histories."

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"It was a fiction book," Emily clarifies. "But it was about real countries."

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"Which countries?"

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"Denmark and Sweden and Germany."

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"I've never heard of any of those. They must be very far away from Equestria."

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"Well, they're all human countries, and you hadn't heard of humans," says Emily reasonably.

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"Yes," she agrees. "It's perfectly logical, it's just also really interesting."

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Fidget. "Well, I hadn't heard of Equestria until recently either."

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"Are there unicorns near where humans live? They must not be very much like the kind of unicorn I'm used to, if there are."

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"Not near enough that I ever saw one, unless they were hiding, really really well."

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"Unicorns can be sneaky, but we'd have to be very sneaky indeed not to stand out in a country full of humans," says Blueberry. "I don't think even I'm that sneaky. Unless I learned how to shapeshift, I suppose..."

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"You can do that?"

A little quickly.
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"I could. Probably. I'm not sure if there are any spells for it in this library, and if there are they might be hard to learn. Can't hurt to check, though, I suppose." She grins. "Research project! Do you want to help me look?"

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"Okay." She starts looking at book spines.

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"That's the miscellaneous section, alphabetical by title," says Blueberry. "And nonfiction alphabetical by author starts there," she points a hoof, "and ends there. I'll go upstairs and check the unfiled books, they're always a mess."

She trots up some stairs, leaving Emily Lark with books titled things like The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide and The Founding of Equestria and Simple Home Remedies.
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Well, those don't sound like they're about shapeshifting. She keeps going.

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Well, there's Dictionary of Obscure Magics by Artichoke. That looks promising. The same author also wrote a series of four travel guides to interesting-sounding places, a short cookbook, and a treatise about dragons.

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She checks the dictionary of obscure magics.

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There are a lot of obscure magics in there! It doesn't directly describe any spells, but it has general notes about a wide range of different things that it's technically possible to do with magic but rarely worth the trouble.

Shape-changing gets its very own section. Here are a few references to spellbooks that deal in things like giving wings to non-pegasi, and a mention (but no title) of a spellbook which teaches you to turn innocent ponies into toads, and an anecdote about a wizard of the author's acquaintance who successfully turned himself into a lizard and then had a series of hilarious mishaps trying to turn back. Artichoke has clever turns of phrase and describes all these things very readably even for a reader who doesn't know much at all about magic.
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Well, that's interesting, then. "I found this book with a section on shape-changing."

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Blueberry pokes her small head out over the edge of the library's second level. "Ooh, Artichoke," she says. "Anything good in there? I'm looking through a book on artifact creation I ordered a while ago, since you seemed excited about shapeshifting and you probably couldn't cast unicorn spells yourself, not being a unicorn."

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"I'm not a unicorn," she agrees. "It's, um, I don't know how useful it would be to a unicorn."
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"Well, I'll take a look. Just a moment."

She pulls her head back and shortly comes trotting down the stairs again, with a small stack of books floating above her.
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Unicorn magic. Right.

She holds out the book, gripping it loosely enough that it won't hurt her fingers if it's telekinetically snatched away.
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"Thanks!"

She sets her stack down on the floor and gently tugs the book away from the human with telekinesis, then reopens the book on artifacts and puts it and the Dictionary side by side. Flip flip flip.

"Well, that's sort of the opposite of a shapeshifting artifact," she says after a few seconds, tapping the artifacts book with a hoof. "'Amulet of the True Form' - it says it turns you into whatever sort of creature you really are."
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"Is it hard to make?"
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"Moderately. But I did order a book on how to make artifacts. Would you like one?"

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Nod nod.

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"This should be fun," she says cheerfully. "Let's just see..." She starts reading the section on the Amulet of the True Form. "Oh, that's nice, it has safety features so it won't do things like turn a sea serpent back into a sea serpent while they're still on land, or an earth pony back into an earth pony while they're flying around as a bird..." Pageturn. "And it looks like it won't be too difficult to cast. I just need a necklace to cast it on. Do you have one you don't mind using? If not, I'm sure we can find one."

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"I don't have a necklace."

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"No problem, I can go find one," Blueberry assures her. "Would you like to come with me, or stay in the library?"

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"Do people come in here often?"
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"Not usually!"

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"I'll just stay here and read these interesting books then."

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"Okay. Have fun!"

Off trots Blueberry.
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Emily

(Clair)

sits and reads books.
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About fifteen minutes later, Blueberry comes back floating a little jewelry box. She sets it down within reach of Emily.

"See if you like any of those," she says. "I wouldn't mind giving them up to be amulets."

There are a variety of interesting pendants inside, all sized to be worn by little ponies and therefore more or less basically wearable by a medium-sized human. Some of them would actually be a bit big on Emily.
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Sort sort sort.

Her hands pause over a silvery chain with a blue pendant but eventually she picks up something gold and neutrally simple, long enough to mostly hide under her shirt.
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"All right," says Blueberry. "I'll just read over the spell a few more times to be sure I've got it right."

She pores over the relevant section of the artifacts book.
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Emily watches.

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"There," she says, when she's read the whole section through twice more. "All set. Goodness that spell is complicated. Just set your necklace down on the floor, please, and I'll cast the spell on it."

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Put.

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Blueberry trots across the floor to stand over the necklace, and lowers her horn, and concentrates very hard on casting the spell. Artifact creation is difficult in nearly every way a spell can be difficult - oomph, complexity, demand for precision - but this is a relatively simple artifact as these things go, and it's well within her reach as long as she... tries... very... hard.

And there.

The new amulet flashes once with pale blue light, and then settles down to a barely-there shimmer. "Oof," says Blueberry. "That was hard. All done! Enjoy your new amulet!"
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She almost picks it up, then hesitates. "Will it only work if I put it on, or if I'm just holding it too?"

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"It only works when you put it on, and even then it waits to turn you into your true form until it would be reasonably safe and comfortable for you to be your true form right then," says Blueberry.

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"Comfortable like not falling out of the sky, or..."

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"Like not falling out of the sky, or not being a sea serpent on land, or not being a dragon underwater."

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She bites her lip a little and picks up the necklace and puts it on. Nothing happens.

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"Well, I guess either that's your true form or your true form is something that has trouble moving around on land or doesn't breathe air or is too big to fit in the library," says Blueberry.

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She laces her fingers together -

Then abruptly turns into a griffin, with no more fingers to lace. "Ha!"
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"Neat!" says Blueberry.

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Flap, flap. Not enough to take off, just stretching the wings. To the somewhat limited extent griffins can grin, she is doing that.

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Blueberry giggles. "Were you stuck as a human for a long time? Do you want to go outside and fly?"

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"I've been stuck as a human for so long! Are - there griffins here, too, not just unicorns, will people think it's weird if I'm out being a griffin?"

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"There's griffins! Not very many of them nearby, but they're not unheard of. And Ponyville is a nice, friendly town, I'm sure nopony will pester you."

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"Ha. All right. I'm gonna fly. I might not be very good at it right away. Humans can't fly."

Door! The outdoors! Flapping!
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The sky is clear of both clouds and ponies, except for a far-off grey pegasus.

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She does not need to meet a pegasus right now. She needs to figure out how to make turns correctly. Swoop!

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Blueberry's prediction was correct: nopony pesters her. She can figure out her flying in peace.

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Cool.

Swoop! Swoop!

Since she's being left alone... and cannot turn into anything else while in midair... maybe someone else should have a turn. Flying is still fun even if you're not especially supposed to have wings.

Whee!
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The amulet does not indeed turn them into any non-winged things while they are flying around as a griffin. It is such a convenient amulet that way.

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How nice.

So Emmy has a turn, and Zix has a short turn, and Clair has a turn and flies higher to see if there is water nearby.
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There's a river! It looks reasonably placid as rivers go, and pretty roomy.

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Is there a nice private riverbank?

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There are a few of those available!

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She lands on one.

...Emmy has to take a turn to avoid a problem with wet feathers and fur, real quick, and then it's Clair again, and she's in the water.
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The amulet's convenient properties extend to providing each true form with whatever clothing the relevant occupant prefers.

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And now this river has a blue-haired teenage mermaid in it, scaled tail rippling under the water, wearing Traditional Seashell-Based Attire.

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It is improbably comfortable for attire based on seashells. What an extremely convenient amulet.

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So convenient! It is their favorite thing now. Unless this was all part of the comb's plan in which case the comb is first. But still.

Clair swims, and then hauls herself up onto shore and lets Palisade take over, and Palisade flies back to the library to tell the tiny blue unicorn "thank you".
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The tiny blue unicorn has tidied away most of the research and is reading the rest of the artifacts book. She looks up and waves a hoof when the griffin returns. "Hello! Did you have fun flying?"

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"Yeah! Thank you so much for making the magic necklace for me."

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"You're welcome!"

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"I have another artifact. Want to see?"
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"Sure!"

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Emmy takes over for just a moment - then stays, because it turns out that the tiny blue unicorn isn't scary, and she is the only other person around. And this materializes her hoodie with its pocket and she pulls out a comb.

And then she combs combs combs at the air, revealing a portal to not-here.

"Thank you," she says softly, smiling, and then she hops through.