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Religious: Disregarded Non-Delegate - Orgull, once of Asmodeus
He first knew he wanted to be a priest of Asmodeus when he was 8 years old.
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He first knew he wanted to be a priest of Asmodeus when he was 8 years old.

He didn’t remember much before then, every day at the orphanage was the same. You took food from other kids who were too weak or scared to stop you, or you stayed hungry. You did your best to not annoy the older kids who had to look after you, did your chores, stayed out of the way of the orphan handlers, and didn’t cry when you were beaten anyway. Every day was pretty much the same.

But the older kids got to go to the temple once a week, they got to wash with the hot water first thing, got out of the orphanage all morning, and didn't even have to catch up on chores when they were back. They were too young and too worthless for Asmodeus to pay them any attention. Which was fair enough. 

The year they all turned 8 years old it was their turn. The best-behaved kids, or the nicest looking, got to sit at the front. Some of them even got the special clothes the staff kept in locked closets, though they had to give them back afterwards. The stupid kids, the ugly kids, or the ones who'd lost fights and had too many bruises where people could see, had to sit on the ground at the back the whole time and couldn’t see anything. He was just about in the middle. Just able to see over the shoulders of everyone else.

That was the first time he saw a priest of Asmodeus in real life, and from then on that was the only thing he ever wanted to be.

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You could tell the Priest was special the moment you saw him. The adults were scared of him, you could tell, and not the way they were with the Director, where she was yelling, mocking and cursing trying to make them scared and they stopped being scared the moment she left.

The Chosen didn't even care. He didn't have to say anything, and they were terrified the moment he walked in. He never yelled to make them be quiet and listen to him, the whole room, even all the scary adults who weren’t from the orphanage, just went quiet.  

The Priest was just like Asmodeus. He did exactly what he wanted, whenever he wanted, he wasn't scared of anyone. He wore clothes with darker blacks and brighter reds than the boy had ever seen. He was big and strong like a mountain, like he ate meat three times a day.

For the next few years whenever the boy said his nightly prayers, in his mind the image of Asmodeus was that priest.

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In his memory looking back at it he understood everything in that moment, but really, he must have been too stupid to understand it all at first. But he learned over the coming weeks and months who Asmodeus was.

He'd said his prayers before of course, thanking Asmodeus for their food, their clothes, for making Cheliax his, for making the world, for taking them in when they were so worthless even their parents had abandoned them, but it wasn't the same. He never understood why Asmodeus wanted to feed useless orphans like them. If he ever thought about it at all he thought that was just Asmodeus's job, same as the orphanage workers job was to keep them quiet, and the Director's job was to make the orphanage staff do their jobs.

But the priest explained it all. Asmodeus didn't do those things because He had to, He didn't have to do anything. He was the strongest most powerful most clever god in the whole world. Nobody could tell him what to do. He did it because he wanted to.

Asmodeus wanted to own them and their country, the same way he wanted the best food before the other kids could get it. Or the warmest blankets. But Asmodeus was strong, He wasn't afraid of anyone. When He wanted something He took it, and made it His.

Asmodeus didn't want everyone though. Babies were too worthless and couldn't do anything fun. It wasn't even funny to poke them after a while. Even most adults were too weak and silly for Asmodeus to want them, they prayed to stupid weak gods, followed stupid weak kings, spent their lives on silly things not proving how valuable they were to Asmodeus.

You had to show Him you were worth having, you could be strong and be a soldier, be smart with your letters and figures and be a wizard, or best of all, if you were really really special you could be a cleric. One of the people Asmodeus Chose even before they died. Because they knew how to be like Him, and do the things He told them better than anyone else.

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After the sermon they got to see the Chosen punish a heretic, though it was just an old lady that time. He didn't even have to take out a whip and beat her like the teachers did. He just looked at her, and said "See what happens when you displease Asmodeus and his Chosen" and the woman began to scream and bleed.

(Later, with the benefit of adult hindsight, he'd realize the priest did it too quick to really get into the artistry of it, but the boy didn't know better yet.) 

Regardless, the point was made. That was power, that was what the priest had, and they didn’t. And what Asmodeus had more than anyone else.

As they walked back through the snowy city streets he sidled up to the orphanage worker who was herding them back. And asked her, guilelessly, what he needed to do to be a priest of Asmodeus, like the Chosen. "Asmodeus likes little boys who do what they're told and aren't a nuisance. So you can start now by shutting up".

He understood perfectly.

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As he got older and started going to real school he learned better what "doing what you were told" meant. It meant doing what the teacher said in the classroom, and not bothering them the rest of the time. As long as you didn't take all the meals from one kid, so he'd be too weak to do chores, or he'd fall over in class. Then you got beaten for annoying the teachers. 

The smart thing to do was not just take from one kid, if you took just somebody's meat every Oathday, or someone else's porridge every Toilday, they wouldn't make a fuss and complain or fight you. As long as you kept it consistent.

People liked the rules, it made them feel like they knew what was going on, like they’d had a choice about it. He made a lot of friends that way. Friends gave you their food, or did some of your chores, or did other things you told them. So he got lots of friends.

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Sometimes the bigger kids, especially the ones with real parents at home so got more food and got bigger, tried to fight him.

Because by then he was the leader of the orphan boys and they wanted to remind them they were worthless, or because they wanted his stuff, or just because it was funny.

But most of them didn't really know the difference between playing and fighting. A fight wasn't about showing off how strong you were or acting like a Hellknight or Adventurer from the stories.

It was about making people hurt.

Even if you got hurt even more, you kept it all inside, you didn’t act weak and pathetic. And you made the big kids hurt enough, they knew it wasn't worth bothering you, even if they won.

A bigger kid cried one time, out of the eye that wasn't bleeding, said it was unfair, that he was cheating. He just laughed and laughed. Asmodeus wouldn't say something was unfair. Asmodeus didn't have to obey any rules, Asmodeus took what he wanted, and nobody could stop him.

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It wasn’t enough for the other kids to do what you told them. You had to impress the adults, just like with Asmodeus, let them know you’re not totally worthless. 

He took charge of the other kids at the orphanage, making them do their chores, looking after the babies, putting up with their smells and their tantrums. Reporting their progress to the orphanage staff efficiently and precisely. Letting them learn to rely on him. So when it came time to sell off the kids for indentures, they wanted to keep him around.

The same skills that worked on the kids also worked with orphanage staff and the teachers at the school. You had to be careful. You couldn’t fight an adult, not directly. But knowing who’s list had a few too many kids' names on it, who were still getting money for food despite having not been around since last winter, that helped a lot. 

You didn’t make threats to people who were stronger than you, you made yourself useful, like a friend, but one they didn’t have to worry about hurting them because you were so much weaker. Even if it meant listening to a teacher whine about his wife, or cover for him when he’d drunk a bit too much at lunch.

Then you remembered. You could get some favors, and a little money on the side, if you were careful. 

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He started memorizing what the priest said in the sermons and quoting it at every opportunity. Having a reputation for piety never hurt, and it made disciplining the other kids more effective when you could tell them it was correct what you were doing, and why they were weak. 

Then he got one of the teachers who owed him a favor to assign him to helping out at the temple. It was mostly just scrubbing the floors same way as the orphanage, but you got to listen to all the different sermons, if you stayed silent and hidden at the back, and cleaned up afterwards. 

Even the really interesting sermons he gave to small groups of minor nobles, wizards and merchants. Or they’d come to him individually and he’d talk to them, not as equals, but like people who mattered more to Asmodeus than the worthless peasants. 

They couldn’t be very important, or they wouldn’t be going to a small church in the arse end of Belde. But still, it was like hearing the teachers talking in the staff room when they thought you couldn’t hear, when they said which kids were stupid, which they had to be nice to because of who their parents were, who was sleeping with the headmaster this week. You started to see the hidden patterns underneath everything. 

But most of all you got to be around the Chosen and try to impress him and show him you could be useful.  

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He did well in school (it was easy when you could get other people to do the work for you). 

High enough to give the whippings and not take them, and at no risk of being kicked out.

But not so high that it would look odd that when the wizard came by to read their thoughts, and point at the ones who'd be taken, he barely glanced at Orgull. 

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Orphan boys rarely got chosen for the seminary, however pious they were. But he was different.

At the end of his final year of school the teachers told the priests who came to choose that he was their most diligent and obedient pupil, who kept his peers in line and knew all his scripture.

He even had a letter of recommendation from his local priest, the same chosen he'd seen all those years ago, and served diligently and obediently. 

There was no question at all.

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At the seminary he felt like dealing with the kids at the orphanage again. But instead of playacting fighting they were playacting at being Evil. They did the sort of things they thought they were supposed to do to be evil. Made scary faces at each other, did petty cruelties in a forced and unimaginative way, tortured people when they were told to, it all seemed very silly to him.

Evil isn’t complicated. You take what you want, do what you want, just like Asmodeus does. Except he’s in charge. He can make you do things, so you do what he wants you to do, and it helps you get what you want.

You hurt someone because it gets you what you want, or because it's fun, or you’re bored. Or you are nice to them because that’s an easier way to get what you want. You do what you are told because even if it’s annoying right now it gets you what you want.

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Eventually, they got to the important part.

They'd be locked in their dorms without water, until the best of them could make their own. The Instructor Priests put on their very serious faces and said that sometimes it took weeks.

(Seemed a bit silly to him, if you weren't good enough for Asmodeus now, that was your own problem. But if the already Chosen wanted to have some fun at their expense who was he to complain.)

Then they'd establish the real hierarchy, with the first Chosen giving water to those they thought would be useful to them, and waiting for the rest to die off. 

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That night Orgull sat on the bed in the bare cell they'd given him. Still wondering at the luxury of having a room of his own. And he prayed. 

It was like that first moment in the church again.

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He saw Asmodeus in his mind. 
He saw what it was to be like Him.
He wanted that. 
He wanted to belong to Asmodeus.
He wanted to obey Him.
He wanted to be Chosen.

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And so he was.

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He emerged from the basement filled with the comforting certainty that being one of the first Chosen would lead to everyone naturally recognizing his favor from Asmodeus and putting him on top of the student hierarchy. Because Asmodeus recognized his value. Asmodeus cared about him.

But apparently everyone was more impressed by being the eighth child of some noble who might conceivably be able to do them favors some day. Or knowing some fancy words and a big city accent. It was unfair. 

Expressing the opinion that relying on someone else’s strength made you weak and pathetic did not in fact win him many friends. He was right though.

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He had the unpleasant experience of being at the receiving end of things for the first time since he was a very young boy. Petty things like spilling ink on his notes, messing with him with cantrips in deniable ways, mocking his birth and his accent.

He could see where this would go: They’d gradually escalate over time until one went too far and he was seriously hurt. The Instructor Priests might give them a token punishment, but they’d have no sympathy. And it would keep getting worse until Asmodeus dropped him for being so Pathetic, or he died.

He was angry at himself. He'd done exactly what he was supposed to do, ignoring the petty rivalries in favor of focusing his all on his devotion to Asmodeus. Just like he was told to. Believing like a child that he'd be rewarded for it. And missing his chance.  

Now the best he could hope for scraping by and keeping his head down. Fade into the background. But that wasn't enough. He was Proud as Asmodeus taught them. He deserved better than this. He was special. Asmodeus knew that. Why couldn't everyone else see it.  

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The Reverends didn't interfere in competition among students, and even implicitly encouraged it. It pleases our Lord that there is Hierarchy in all things.

But if you proved your value to them, they sometimes gave you advice. Reverend Sergi had a weakness for young men who wanted to learn more about their Lord's domain's of submission and tyranny. He didn't enjoy it, but that wasn't the point.

So was willing to answer some of his questions and point him to the things he needed to read that seemingly everyone else knew already. (Not all his classmates had the benefit of noble tutors in Infernal or Taldane, but almost all had a better education than an orphan boy.)

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"Reverend, forgive me my ignorance, but would it not serve our Lord better to have his servants be those who could serve him best? If a noble or their child is skilled enough, they can demonstrate it. But why ought the Church elevate some simply based on their birth?"

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"Our Lord isn't Abadar or Gorum, Trickery is as much His domain as Tyranny. What matters is that you have power not how you get it.

Some shithead bastard son of a Duke manages to leverage that into power? That pleases Asmodeus.
You push people around because you're big and strong? That pleases Asmodeus.
You beat both those guys because you're smarter? That pleases Asmodeus.

And it pleases Asmodeus for those with power to enjoy it."

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He thanked the reverend for his wisdom and departed. 



 

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The next day he approached one of the servant girls:

“Oi girl, I wanna talk to you”

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She froze when he first called out to her, then turned and replied “Chosen? I am of course at your service for whatever you desire” while meekly looking at the ground. 

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“Keep yer’ breeches on girl, just thought I recognized yer accent. Yer from the farms out West of Belde arncha?”

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She looked up at that, released some of the tension in her posture, a bit of interest sparking in her eyes, like an actual person for a moment.

“Aye! My father worked the Count’s lands north of the river. ‘Bout three days walk towards the mountains. Near Mas Rieral, if yer know it.”

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“Ahh, thought I heard a twang in you. Good to hear a familiar voice, even if they want us speakin’ all proper here.

My family lived other side of the high road. Didya ever go to market day at Puigaverna?”

She almost certainly hadn’t, she’d likely never travelled more than a day from her family farm. But it was close enough to feel like a connection, and the orphanage’s cook was from there.  

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They spoke a bit more, him mostly asking her questions. She was an indenture, like one of the ones he’d narrowly avoided. But not as hardened as the orphanage kids.

He was vague about his family, and downplayed his position. “Ah being Chosen ain’t all its cracked up to be. You gotta act all serious and scary all the time. But its all a loada bluster”

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He visited her in the kitchens a few times over the next few days. Being friendly and keeping his hands to himself, learning from her about how the servants worked, and picking up bits of gossip.  

She slipped him extra food sometimes, which he didn’t really need now, but it was good to have a friend.  indicated she could be a reliable tool.

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Later that week he knocked on the door of the chambers of one of the noble-born students. 

He had sent a note in advance, in carefully neat but simple handwriting, asking to meet. So he only had to wait while she slid back the grate at eye level, confirmed it was him, and removed the bars and locks from within. 

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As he entered, she stepped back, keeping a few paces between them.

She had the broad solid build and rounded cheeks he associated with wealthy children. She had a few inches on him in height and tried to emphasize it with how she stood, head tilted to look down at him, affecting a bored and contemptuous air.  

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From the corner of his downcast eyes, he caught glimpses of the room around her. A warm-looking quilt on the bed (embroidered with tasteful patterns of hunting devils, in red and black), smooth white paper on the desk, bottles of spirits and wine on the far shelf. All strictly against the rules. It pleases Asmodeus for those with power to enjoy it.

His mouth tasted of acid, his throat was full of hot coals, his stomach throbbing painfully. He wanted to throw up. He wanted to scream. He wanted to swing at her in jealous rage.

Slowly and deliberately, he bowed to her. Not the carefully rank gradated bows between priests, but on his knees in the abject supplication of a peasant before his Lord’s throne.

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 “My lady, I come to seek your forgiveness for my transgressions.”

Strictly the title wasn’t necessary. She referred to herself as the Daughter of a Count, but from the gossip she was the fifth child of a third wife, legitimate, but far from inheriting. Raised in proximity to power but not having it herself.

“I spoke out of ignorance in our early lessons, and did not appreciate the nature of nobility, and wisdom of my betters. But scripture teaches us that even the least of Cheliax, the poorest peasant, the most wretched orphan, can serve our Lord well by devoted submission. I wish to offer you my service, and in so doing learn how best to serve our Lord.”

Now to see if he had judged her correctly. 

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She didn’t smile. She was Chelish, and some peasant boy supplicating himself wasn’t going to flatter her into letting her guard down.

(But he might notice her posture shift slightly. More upright, more relaxed, still with tension in her arms.)

She’d paid the boy little attention previously, beyond joining in with the others in showing him his place. Such utter abasement was undignified for a Chosen, and a marked shift from his prior impudence. It could be a trick, but he was only a peasant boy. And she’d never had a servant of her own before. 

Before speaking she drew out the knife she’d concealed in her robe, and idly picked at her nails with it, looking down at him with aristocratic contempt.* 

“It is well that you have come to understand your place better, however long that might take it shows some capacity to learn. But I have concerns of my own, and little time to discipline a hound. Were I to grant you my patronage your behavior would reflect on me as well. What value do you bring that it is worth my effort? And why are you dirtying my floor, not that of another of your betters you insulted?”


*She'd seen a noblewoman in an opera do it, before flaying her treacherous lover with the same knife he'd gifted her. A love of the theatre was one of the few things she and her father shared. 

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Because you are high enough to act as a protector, but low enough this is worth something to you.

Because none of the others with influence are staunch allies of yours. 

Because you've never abused the servants, so will likely be a soft touch with me as well. 

Because, judging by your unguarded expressions, you have no particular attraction to men. 

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She would brush off the most obvious flatteries, she’s suspicious. Needs to be something that feels plausible, while still flattering her self-image. Not just birth then, or beauty, something she can credit to her own actions. 

He allowed a little more confidence into his voice: "I am ignorant of noble politics, so perhaps if I ought to have gone for others were I purely seeking patronage." A strike, but a deniable one, enough to demonstrate he was not an utter idiot. 

"But I do not merely wish protection. I meant what I said about learning to serve our lord best." I am an earnest and naïve peasant boy. 

"I observed your performance in class. You use the powers our Lord grants you with finesse and skill." You can cast an acid splash under the desks, near silently, narrowly targeted. 

"And you perform near perfectly in catechism, where my sadly limited education has left me at a deficit. I could learn these from you, and you could teach me to serve you better. I can serve you in whatever menial ways you desire, a Lady of your station should not be troubled to carry her own books, or clean up the mess after practical classes.” I will raise your status. Others will see you have another Chosen, even a lowly one, at your beck and call. 

“And being of little note to others I may pick up occasional tidbits that they would know to hide from one such as you.” And bait. 

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That is such obvious bait. She’s not going to fall for that.

Still though, peasant boy is showing some glimmers of initiative, that should be encouraged right, Effective Tyranny means Cultivating Useful Subordinates. And all this scheming is such fun.

“Oh? What sort of things have you heard?”

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“I know that Novice Jordi has not slept in his own bed for the last two nights.

That Deacon Ramona drinks herself to sleep every night and barely wakes up to pray for spells, and has Acolyte Laia write all her lectures.

Oh and Vicar Diego is sweet on you, but I’m sure you knew that one already.”

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She is not rising to that one. She is not.

“You are not completely blind I suppose.”

She is Reasserting Control of the Conversation. Time to Pause to Emphasize Hierarchy, (she counts in her head, one devil, two devils, three devils, four devils, five devils).

And now the Magnanimous Gesture to a Promising Servant. 

“Oh and you may stand.”

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He stands, making eye contact but maintaining his slumped submissive posture. 

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“Seems you may be of some small use to me. Now swear to me that you have told me no lies and you intend to serve me truly." 

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He paused for a few moments. It would be suspicious if he didn’t, they’d had all these classes about how important law and oaths and exact words are.

“I swear upon my honor, my Law and my Choosing that, to the best of my knowledge as a flawed and ignorant mortal, every sentence I have spoken to you today has been true.”

He'd checked them all beforehand after all.

“I swear to offer you service as described previously for the duration of our time in the seminary, or until such time as you release me, conditional upon you offering me such patronage, protection, and tuition as is appropriate recompense for my efforts. Provided it does not interfere with my service to our Lord.”

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She kept her face impassive as was fitting. The words washed over her, the boy was mostly using the standard forms anyway, with a little divergence which was only to be expected from the barely literate. 

She had a servant of her own! Her own Chosen as a minion, that practically made her senior clergy already right. Her stupid sisters with their stupid babies and stupid spells would be so jealous.

“Your service is accepted.”

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The change was surprisingly sudden and complete. 

The next day their classmates saw him carrying Vindenca's books, following behind her, and doing other little chores. And he found that suddenly his robes and notes ceased needing daily mendings. And the appearance, birth, or accent of another was more worthy of comment.  

When Vindenca spoke with the other nobleborn he was there in the background, not speaking unless spoken to naturally, but he heard their conversations and began to understand better how the nobility thought, and the ways the world worked. 

The other students warmed up to him too now he was no longer the designated victim. He even had some recurring acquaintances in the other students who’d chosen to become minions to the more powerful. Sharing occasional knowing glances and rolled eyes when their betters were talking about somethig particularly inane.

He traded information and favors, the old habits returning like the easy way a hand sits on a knife. He knew more than most because of his in with the servants (though he was careful to keep that quiet) and overhearing the noble brat’s conversations. 

He had a place here now, he was useful again, he was safe. But that wasn’t enough.

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During his morning prayers he meditated on the nature of Domains. 

They were told that Lord Asmodeus would assign them domain spells and admonished for any thought of questioning his decision. Their materials also talked in passing about Clerics “choosing” their domains. And teachers would expound at length on what domains to “aim for” because they were most useful to the Church.* 

Trickery was not one of these. While it was encouraged in the abstract, for cleverly written contracts and so on, the spells were little valued. 

Reverend Sergi commented that being able to disguise oneself was, he supposed, a useful thing for those who had to operate in countries that their Lord had not yet conquered. But they were Chelish, a Priest of Asmodeus in Cheliax shouldn’t have to sneak around like a common criminal. The church preferred you to be able to fight their enemies more directly.

 

* This was a fairly normal level of contradiction for one used to the Chelish school system. 

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Though Orgull had begun to question how much to listen to such things. The church hierarchy seemed often to want perfect little axiomites who would follow orders, and could be requisitioned on demand like shipments of a hundred identical breastplates for the front.  Not true Asmodians like him. 

Asmodeus would obviously want his servants to be strong, like Him, and pursue their desires, like Him. But the Church were too weak to properly enforce their will on their subordinates so wanted them weak. 

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So he meditated on Trickery.

He had given Vindenca what she wanted, but for his own reasons, and gotten what he wanted out of it. The appearance of submission, but not the reality. 

Lord Asmodeus, isn’t that the best kind of Trickery? Someone thinks they’re strong but really you are? Does this not please you? 

He’d been careful with his words to promise nothing at all, while sounding like he promised everything. So his Law was safe when he traded away her secrets, or if he needed to betray her. A twinge in his stomach at that thought for some reason.

Wasn’t that a beautiful thing Lord? Wasn’t that the essence of Law?

He didn’t just want to be a little minion forever. He wanted to take what they had, he wanted to beat them, even if they didn’t know it, he needed to prove to himself and his God that he could do it. That they were weak and didn’t deserve power. That he was stronger than them. Better than them. That he was safe.

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There was a feeling. Like when he’d first been Chosen.

A moment like looking up at a roiling storm consuming the sky, like plunging into the water of a roaring river, like standing on the edge of the orphanage roof, like staring into a bonfire, feeling the warmth sink into his bones, watching the pages crackle and curl as they burnt.

It was only the slightest moment. His Lord could only spare him the tiniest mote of attention of course, but he knew what that feeling meant, it was acknowledgement of his worth, it was approval, it was love. 

And he felt in his mind, alongside his other spells, like a finger on his hand that had always been there, something new he could do.

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After a few days of discreet experimentation he was confident enough to begin the first stage of his plan. 

He put on the face of Novice Fernando, one of the leaders of the noble cliques. They were about the same height, and all the novices wore the same robes (black with a small red trim, none of the elaborate ornamentation of the higher ranks). So he just needed to focus on the other boy’s smug face in his mind as he cast the spell. 

Sneaking into one of the other nobleborn’s rooms was trivial enough for a boy who had grown up in the orphanage. The trick was being seen leaving. 

While he waited he moved some items around the room, just a little out of place, ruffling letters but not reading them (reading another students personal correspondence was forbidden). He tried a few dates from the bag hidden under the drawers, and pocketed a bottle of nice red ink. Both of which were only there because people looked the other way at luxuries smuggled in for nobles.

Being unlawfully possessed, it was no violation of Law to confiscate it. He’d checked. And Chosen are encouraged to take initiative in redressing violations, so it probably helped his Law even. 

Then when he could hear there were other novices down the hallway “Fernando” snuck out of the boy’s room. He was far enough away they wouldn’t be certain it was him, but enough to raise suspicion. 

(They’d had some brief tactical discussion of how to deal with illusory magic, it was generally felt to not be much of a threat, as a group of guards, or a single vigilant priest, would spot an imposter given a moment to look at them properly. Nobody else seemed to take the obvious lesson from that.) 

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Over the subsequent weeks he tried a few more variations on the theme. Being sighted in one face or another where he shouldn’t be. And confiscating contraband goods where he found them. 

The little pleasures were nice, he enjoyed the foods he wasn’t used to, eating honeyed cakes for the first time, candied fruits, and marchpane (horrid stuff but it was a luxury so he wanted it). The drink he mostly traded on, poured into more discreet bottles, it didn’t do to have your mind clouded here. 

But what was more delicious was the suspicion. 

None of the nobleborn could prove their rivals had done anything, and they certainly couldn’t take it to the faculty, as that would mean breaking the plausible deniability that they had such luxuries to begin with. But they became colder to eachother, their barbs sharper, cooperating less and competing more.

Naturally that meant demand for secrets and intelligence grew, and if he exaggerated a few details, and mixed in some speculation, then well he was just an ignorant orphan boy getting swept up in all the suspicion and scheming, and was always sure to remind people how ignorant he was and that this was all not to be trusted. Soon enough he didn’t even need to, people were making up their own stories, and beginning real schemes in retaliation, or preemptive self defense. 

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Vindenca had some kind of spat with her closest friend among the noble girls (he hadn’t even worn their faces). So started to spend more time with him, confided in him more, helped him with his studies more than the minimum amount that would fulfil their agreement.

He relaxed a little around her as well (because this sign of obvious weakness meant she was less of a threat). He didn’t share details of his life, she didn’t care anyway, but he told more jokes, expressed more opinions, and wasn’t shot down for the most part. 

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He settled into a comfortable rhythm for his remaining time in the seminary: He waited on Vindenca, she helped him with his studies. He ingratiated himself with the faculty and they gave him tidbits of useful advice. He wasn’t one of the most feared students, but he made contacts at various levels, who knew him to be useful, found others who were useful to him and had a couple he exchanged favors with regularly who weren’t horrendous company. And visited with Joana in the kitchens every week or so. 

But all things in the miserable world of mortals are impermanent, and he needed to prepare for the next stage, his first position as a true Priest of Asmodeus. 

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You didn’t choose your placement, and there was no simple relationship between your performance in your studies and what you got. The Church would put you where you would be most useful and that was that.

(And if you believed that, and didn’t have the skill to manipulate it, or the name to be worth a favor, that was your own fault.) 

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But towards the end of their time in seminary they would be assessed formally, ranked, and those ranks displayed on lists at the front of the refectory hall for all to see.

He had gathered from the well connected children that, unless you had truly extraordinary connections, you weren’t getting a decent post anywhere if you were at the bottom of those lists.

(And even if you did, your relatives might kill you to save themselves the embarrassment.) 

The true dross were sent out to be village priests in the middle of nowhere, that was the fate he wanted to avoid above all else. Belde’s status as a backwater town had been bad enough, but surround him with miserable peasants and sheep and he might as well walk into the forest and be eaten by monsters. 

(Orgull had never left Belde before coming to the seminary. And all he knew about the country was from books and rumor. But it sounded dreadful.)

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It would have been hard to cheat the tests themselves. You couldn’t even cajole and bribe the teachers, as they teleported in priests with no connection to the seminary to perform them. There wouldn’t be time to establish a connection with any of them beforehand, surprisingly even the best connected of the noble brats didn’t have an in with them.  

According to the (very quiet) complaints of the faculty, this system was the direct command of Aspexia Rugatonn She-Who-Is-Elevated-Most-Highly-Amongst-Us-Miserable-Mortals and the examiners reported directly to her third undersecretary. Supposedly to ensure some minimal level of competence among those assigned to important roles (she had apparently tortured to death a few highly recommended, but deeply pathetic, candidates who’d been assigned to her private office, before instituting the system) but more likely to make sure that the patronage networks of the High Priests and Ministers weren’t upset by the petty ones of the teachers at the seminary.

As is Right and Lawful. The will of the Most High is the will of Asmodeus on Golarion, and those she sees fit to elevate are those most worthy. 

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The night before their assessments, he went down to the kitchen. The place was even more chaotic than normal, preparing a meal suitable for the esteemed visitors had put the cooks in a frantic mood. So it was easy enough for him to stay out of sight. 

This would be a little harder, Joana wore different clothes of course, and was shorter than him, but he knew her face well. And her mannerisms. How she laughed when he told a joke. How she tied and retied her braid when she was thinking. 

He waited until she’d gone down to the cold rooms in the basement, a trip he’d timed as 3 minutes each way, cast the spell at a whisper.

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....and took her place stirring the big pot of stew that would be served to the students.

Amid the brown mass of vegetables and meat (casually tossed in the pot for everyone, it still shocked him slightly) a little more organic matter wouldn’t be noticeable. The salt and spices would be enough to disguise the taste. 

None of the staff paid him much heed, focused on the meals for the important guests. So after stirring the pot well, and putting the ladle back where it had been exactly, he walked back out again. 

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He met Vindenca before dinner as normal, and walked with her to the refectory hall.

By unspoken convention  the noble born, or otherwise influential, students took the tables at the front, nearest the High Table where the faculty and their guests ate. (They were having quail tonight, Orgull noted in passing).  

They wanted their status to be as visible as possible to the visitors. So by the time he had carried Vindenca’s bags to her table, fetched her drink, and stood around long enough to be visible, the only spaces remaining for him and the other minions were the farthest end of the hall. 

As always, by the time the stew came to them it was little more than a half bowl of liquid to be mopped up with bread.

It pleases Asmodeus that hierarchy is enforced in all things. And His servants enjoy the fruits of their labors.   

He began dipping his bread, but was distracted by conversation. Everyone was cramming for the next day in low grade panic, and he got caught up in an argument about some inane point of catechism. "Clearly we are supposed to repeat the phrasing Reverend Sergi used, the book is years out of date at this point and...."

He realize with a start that Vindenca had already finished, and was looking over at him expectantly. He visibly jumped, to the amusement of his companions, and ran off to attend her again. 

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He’d fantasized, a little, about poisoning them properly. But overly blatant sabotage would force the faculty to investigate, and they might even reschedule the testing.

But no Chosen of Asmodeus would betray their dignity so much as to complain to their superiors about their sleep being disrupted by having to spend the night in the privies. Or say their catechism was poor because, instead of reciting the disciplines, they’d been saying rather more practical prayers as they emptied their guts into their chamberpot. Even if they were so nauseous they could barely stand they would rather die than admit it. 

Despite their best attempts at dignity the class did not make a very impressive sight as they assembled for the testing. Many were pale and suppressing shivers, or clammy with sweat. Novice Fernando was missing entirely. 

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Vindenca arrived late, as they were closing the doors of the refectory. It was only a frantic whispered mixture of begging, promises, and threats, that allowed her to get in. 

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Orgull hadn't bothered to attend on her that morning. Instead he'd woken and said his prayers as normal, broke his fast on food he'd stored in advance and water he created, before reading over his notes a final time. Then, after wetting and only part drying his face and hair, he had gone down to the hall, being one of the first to arrive. 

The head invigilator castigated them for being such a sorry sight, pathetic and unworthy disgraces to Their Lord's name (though from the cadence of it, Orgull thought she probably said something like this to every seminary class).

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Reverend Sergi, standing behind her with the other faculty caught Orgull's eye briefly, but his expression was unreadable. 

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He'd never been sure how much the teachers knew about what he was doing, he was pretty sure certain he hadn't violated the letter of the rules. Though that was little defence if they took issue. There were no explicit prohibitions against assaulting, humiliating other students, or interfering in their ability to study, he knew that first hand. If the Reverend didn't see it fit to interfere then it was surely the will of Asmodeus. 

The servants would be punished of course, especially the stupid girl responsible for the stew who had somehow messed up something so simple. But that was the way of things. They always had Novices who needed the practice. He didn’t care about servants. He didn’t care about her. That would be weak and pathetic. He wasn’t weak and pathetic, so he didn’t. His mind was entirely focused on the day's testing. 

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The tests themselves are gruelling, but straightforward. Among other things:

One of the visiting clerics quizzes each of them individually on their lessons, trying to catch them in heresy or ignorance. Then the same but while speaking infernal the whole time. 

They were tested in casting their cantrips at speed and at targets, while a wizard brought in for the occasion cheerfully tossed acid splashes at them. 

Then they were split into groups of 4 and made to fight 3 dire rats for some reason. 

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That evening there was a mood of muted celebration among the novices. They didn't dance on the tables like mad Caydenites, but they relaxed a little more than usual, now many felt the most difficult part had passed. Over dinner (a carefully bland mix of heavily boiled meat and vegetables) they boasted of how well they had done in the tests, and speculated wildly on who would be sent where. 

Their ambitions were all tiresomely predictable. They all wanted the same prestigious posts in Egorian, or an army command, because that was what everyone told them was impressive and high status. Most didn't have a true Asmodean bone in their bodies, they were just playacting what they thought ambition should look like. 

As he nodded politely and zoned out his tired mind drifted to daydreams of Hell, where when they all became devils this kind of silliness would be burned out of them. The Arch Devils didn't aspire to Rule because they felt like they were supposed to, they did it because their nature was like that of Asmodeus, to know what they wanted and take it. And unlike mortal rulers Asmodeus was so strong, and so Lawful, you knew the best and most certain way to get the things you wanted was by serving Him. 


 

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The next morning Orgull was summoned to Reverend Sergi’s office. 

“I’m told that Novice Fernando will live.” He said without preamble.

“Such a hearty appetite on that boy, you’d think it would give him a better constitution. His uncle is furious of course.”

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Shit. Well, he wasn't accusing him directly at least. And Orgull could take a prompt when it was given.

“His uncle sir?”

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“Oh you didn’t know? He’s the Duke of Belde’s nephew.

The Duke is very upset about it. Not only can he not put him in the post he had planned, the cost of third circle spells from the priesthood at such short notice is considerable. He is looking for someone to blame."

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“Yes. I dare to say we’ll have to replace almost all the kitchen staff. Quite costly. A lot of people’s plans have been disrupted.”

He flicked through some papers absently, bringing up a list of names.

“Your friend Vindenca barely escaped the bottom quarter of the list, despite the benefits of her birth and her impressive class performance. So the post she had been angling for in Egorian will have to go to someone else. A pity. She had asked for you to be given a post alongside her as well, if a more junior role.”

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what. why had she. she didn't

This was not important. 

"Reverend, I didn't...."

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"Silence. 

I did not give you leave to speak boy. Break your smallest finger on your right hand."

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He wasn't going to cry out or flinch if he could help it. If anything this was probably a good sign right, Reverend Sergi wouldn't be making it into a lesson unless he might survive this. Unless he just thinks its funny.  

He had broken the fingers of slips in his practical classes a dozen times, and taken and given such injuries a thousand times as a child. It was really not that big a deal. It would be unbearably pathetic to die because he let a little pain get in the way of keeping himself alive. And in hell there would be even more pain if he hadn't shown his value before getting there. 

He followed orders. 

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It really did hurt quite a lot though

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When he was finished Sergi continued:

"We spoke before on the nature of power. You were right that it does not serve Asmodeus to have weak servants. But neither does it serve him to have his property recklessly damaged."

"You are lucky that the Duke of Belde has many enemies, as do others in your cohort, so suspicion does not go to you immediately. And there are those within the church who are of the opinion that it does our highborn recruits good to be humbled occasionally, the resentment it breeds tends to make them work harder, and they appreciate better what they are given when they see it can all be taken away." 

"Suffering leads to learning, and we have no use for those who cannot learn. Can you learn boy?" 

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What else could he say? Sergi did love to be didactic, a small part of him that wasn't entirely consumed by pain and terror thought.

"Yes sir."

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The Reverend gestured at the side door, which Orgull knew opened into a small torture chamber. 

He walked there of his own will, opened the door. His hands did not shake, they did not shake, he was in control. If he walked towards this himself then it was choosing it, so it was the dignified decision of a Chosen of Asmodeus, not the actions of a scared child. 

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The chamber was laid out to the standard pattern he could have drawn from memory. Though the equipment was of finer quality than what the students got to work with, some effort had been made to clean the flagstones (though flecks of blood and char were visible in the cracks). A comfortable leather wingback armchair, matching those in the Reverend’s private rooms, and a small bookcase, added a homey touch.

A wizard he didn't recognize was sat on a much less comfortable chair by the brazier, looking bored. 

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He took off his robes and hung them by the door. His skin pimpled in the cold. 

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Sergi looked at him with clinical detachment.

"Your holy symbol as well"

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That was somehow worse.

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He stood there, skin pimpling from the cold.

He wasn't cold for long.

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Orgull had been a competent enough student, but he had never quite appreciated the gap with what a senior Chosen could do.

He felt oddly detached. Like he was watching a demonstration in class. Surely he was on the other side of the room, behind Sergi watching him work, noting the technique, not in front of him. There was some confusion he needed to snap out of, some mistake or trick of perspective. 

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“What did you do wrong?”

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“I damaged property that properly belongs to Asmodeus, sir.”

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“Repeating back what you are told may have been enough at school boy, but you are a Chosen now.

Explain what you did wrong.

Demonstrate your understanding”

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There was more pain.

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Orgull had always secretly feared pain. He knew that was a weak and pathetic thing but he did. He didn’t know if he was strong enough to endure.

But Asmodeus had Chosen him. Asmodeus wouldn’t have Chosen him if he was a weakling destined to die here. Asmodeus wouldn't have granted him the Domain of Trickery if it could only lead to death.

Asmodeus must have known this would happen, and allowed it, so that he might learn. So he could demonstrate what he was worth. 

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As the flames died down the pain did as well. A little.

He breathed in and out. Regaining his composure. He focused on the feeling of being Chosen, the feeling of connection and recognition.

“My error was that I transgressed the hierarchy of the Church. The discipline of novices is the prerogative of their teachers. Even if my classmates needed to be humbled, that was not my task, or my right.

I... I thought I knew better than the Church.”

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Reverend Sergi had moved at some point, and now was standing next to him. Orgull had fallen to his knees and Sergi had his hand on his shoulder steadying him. Despite the burns underneath the hand felt cool.

“That you did. What else?

Think boy. You are not just a novice now. If you leave my office today it will be as a full acolyte. You need to see the bigger picture. 

Breathe in and out, then tell me.”

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So there was a chance he could leave here alive. He’d dared to hope.

Of course there was, this was all Asmodeus’s plan.

That cool hand wasn’t quite the touch of Asmodeus but it did help.

What else. What else. 

Oh. Shit.

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“I didn’t think of the consequences of my actions beyond the domain of petty student competition. I didn’t think about how it would disrupt the plans of my betters, and the consequences of that. And….”

Thinking about Sergi’s expression standing behind the younger priest in finer robes who had been sent by the Church in Egorian.

“I… embarrassed you didn’t I. You and the rest of the faculty. Having your students perform badly in front of the examiners reflects badly on you.” 

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“And, its not just about us here at the seminary even. The Most High commanded these tests, sent the examiners by teleport at great expense.”

A gaping hole in the bottom of his stomach now.

“She cares about having accurate results. Because her plans for the priesthood need that information for some reason.

Eiseth’s tits, have I annoyed the Most High even?”

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Sergi actually laughed at that.

“Not quite. She doesn’t pay us that much personal attention. This will be a footnote to a footnote of a report her secretary will summarize for her.

You are far from the first student to sabotage their classmates. Though your methods were certainly….” a small smile “…splashier than most.”

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Orgull chuckled weakly. That seemed to be expected.

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“Most novices will limit themselves to a few personal rivals, scorpions in the bed, knives in the dark and such. Youthful hijinks are tolerated provided they keep it reasonably discrete.

Few would have realized that making your move bigger and flashier would, paradoxically, make it harder to tie to any particular perpetrator or target, what with all the different little schemes your classmates were up to. Sometimes it’s best to burn down the whole town so no-one realizes you were just aiming for the temple.

Even I wouldn’t have been certain it was you if we hadn’t been monitoring the kitchens.”

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A sigh.

“Your. Focus. Remains. Too. Narrow.” He squeezed Orgull’s shoulder with each word, the burnt skin cracking under the pressure.

 “We had the most important visitors of the year dining with us my boy. The Chief Examiner is a fifth-circle with many rivals in Egorian who would dearly love to poison her. Of course we were monitoring the kitchens.

You are fortunate that the meals were separate enough it was clear you weren’t aiming for her, or you’d have died on the spot.”

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“You are wondering I suppose why we didn’t stop you then?”

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He’d mostly been focused on the pain in his body and the gaping pit of horror in his stomach.

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Deacon Ramona has been an ongoing embarrassment to this seminary. But even pissed up to her eyeballs she was too dangerous for anyone to challenge directly.

Her graduating class failing so spectacularly in front of our visitors was enough to make her rethink how she can best serve our Lord and volunteer for a new assignment. No doubt she will find the northern air sobering. 

This does you no credit.
You did not anticipate this.
You weren’t knowingly serving me.
You weren’t plotting some clever scheme. 
You were just a child lashing out from peasant resentment.

By sheer luck you did so in a way that turned out to be useful. But, you weren’t thinking of the interests of the Church, or those of Asmodeus."

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“You scored well as it happens. Even with normal competition you would have been well above average. Though your marks on Discipline, Applied Tyranny and Church Organizational Doctrine leave a little to be desired.  

A supplemental question: Imagine you have the great fortune to survive today, and, after years of diligent service become a Deacon yourself. How would you deal with a subordinate who, while showing some small talent, has problems with subordination?”

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The reprimand hurts. But not as much as the actual torture. 

That still really really hurts. 
The pain makes it hard to think of anything else.
He's going to die and Asmodeus is going to reject him and he'll never get to be a devil
and he'll be weak and pathetic
and he'll never be safe and....

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Focus. 

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"I would, first of all, punish him sufficiently that he knew in his soul he had done wrong. But I think we can take that as read" he said gesturing with his face at the state of the rest of him. 

Give a slight twinge of irony in the voice there. We're sharing a little joke between us. I'm not just a victim here. I'm like you.

But not so much as to seem insubordinate. I recognize your mastery here. Your skill in torture. And your right to do it.  

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"Then, if I considered him worth the effort of course, I'd appoint him to a position where he was not alone to behave as he wished..." as in an isolated village or commanding in the... no, too much, "but under the supervision of superior priests who could correct his errors."

Should he suggest something? An intelligence role where he could use his trickery to good effect? He'd like that. That sounded ideal. So it must be the wrong answer. 

Stop trying to answer the actual question. 

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"But beyond that I could not say. I cannot simply pretend I am a Deacon sir, because I am not, I could no more play at being a Devil and expect myself to know the true wisdom of hell. I lack the wit, the wisdom, or the experience."

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Sergi’s lip quirked in a way that you might interpret as a ghost of an affectionate smile, if you were deeply pathetic.

“Clever boy. You are beginning to understand at last that your superiors are placed above you for a reason, that they are better than you.” 

Sergi let him go, and tossed him a small bottle with droplets of burning red in it. Devil’s blood.

“You are authorized to heal yourself. But not until morning. You will be confined to your quarters for the next few days, while the coaches take most of the students off to their new roles. Your classmates may draw their own conclusions.

It is one of the great joys of teaching to see one’s students develop and follow their future careers. I do hope you keep in touch once you are sent off to your new assignment.”

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Ah, blackmail and bribery, this was familiar enough.

“Thank you sir.” He said, and meant it.

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He loved Ostenso and he loved being a priest.

Belde was a city on paper, but a backwater inland one, barely worth a dot on the map and a line in an almanac. Ostenso was a true City of the Infernal Empire and it was beautiful. The scripture’s descriptions of the gleaming towers of Dis had never really grabbed Orgull. But seeing Ostenso he was beginning to think he understood a small part of the Glory of Hell. 

The Ostenso Cathedral, where he got to work, was visible across the city. The main chamber where services were held could have fit his childhood orphanage with room to spare, below the high ceiling that must have needed significant magic to keep up unsupported. (He later learned that the vaulted ceiling dated from when it had been an Arodenite temple, but that only made it more glorious in a way, the spoils of his Lord’s slaying of the upstart Aroden.) 

The corridors and offices that made up the rest of it were no less grand for their smaller scale. The work that he and the other new first circle priests were assigned to begin with wasn’t particularly stimulating, cast this spell here, glare appropriately sternly at the staff here to keep them in line, torture a few as an example. He found himself oddly averse to using fire, so came up with creative alternatives. But whatever task he was about, just being able to walk down the marble corridors, past painted frescos and bowing guards made him feel right.

His fellow first circle adepts were from other seminaries closer to Ostenso, he had been sent to the other side of Cheliax, and whatever Sergi’s reasons he was glad of it. None of them knew him as a backwater peasant boy, and the slight lilt to his Standard Taldane that remained of his former accent, marked him as exotic, not contemptible, and could be easily mistaken for Westcrown or Egorian by those not well informed.

He went out with them socially on many occasions, drinking and dining at taverns and restaurants with elaborate menus, their stipend was not hugely generous, but of course the privilege being patronized by Chosen was payment enough for many.

Most weeks they attended the Opera alongside their superiors. Though he’d picked up enough of the basics from Vindenca (who had been obsessed with it) to bluff an intelligent enough conversation he didn’t really understand the appeal, except for the rare occasions they livened it up with an unsimulated death. He supposed there was some praise to Asmodeus in the trickery involved, but nobody was truly taken in by it, so what was the point? But it was a privilege that was denied to most people, so he enjoyed it for that, and watched the nobles in the crowd in the boring parts.

Just wandering the City was entertainment in itself. The Cathedral was, of course, the most glorious of the buildings, but the rest did their best to compete. From the Cathedral you could walk through the Noble districts with their spiked mansions, past the Academy District with shops selling magical items and harried packs of students, and look down on the warren of alleys leading to the docks. Where the masts of the ships in the navy yard stretched out like an army of devils with banners held high. In 5 minutes walking the streets he would see a greater number and variety of people than he had seen in his entire life before being Chosen. At first, he was unsettled by the attention he was given, but then he realized it was just the deference he was due, as even a first circle priest, the crowds parted before him like fish before a shark.

On the occasions he didn’t want the attention he would change into the clothes of a minor merchant, changing his face when he walked through the districts he might be recognized, and wandered the dockside and slums. There was something thrilling in wandering past the kind of petty gangs who would have tormented him as a child, knowing he was utterly safe, and that were they to accost him any that survived his channels and spells would be struck down by fear of the consequences of hurting a Chosen. 

He found the entertainments of the lower classes more appealing. He watched an Owlbear disembowel a dozen captured drow on his first night at the fighting pits, and was hooked. (The ringmaster said they were elite agents sent to infiltrate Cheliax, and caught by the heroic efforts of the Queens Security, but they looked more like confused half blind commoners to him). So attended with regularity and enthusiasm otherwise reserved only for the Bishop’s sermons. 

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He endeared himself to one of the more senior priests, not the most important or powerful, they had a dozen supplicants, but a plump looking 3rd Circle who, while lower in rank, seemed to have much nicer jewelry than the others, who he learned controlled the Port Inspectorate.

What did the church have to do with ports and trade? Naturally there was a Crown body with the remit to take fees, inspect for contraband, etc. But it was important that the Church made their own inspections for heretical material, and any other things they judged to be deleterious to the spiritual development of the population. And if this lead to some infighting and duplication of work, that was pleasing to Asmodeus afterall.

Orgull impressed his prospective superior with his willingness to do, in effect, all of the day to day work of running the office, and inspecting the ships, while still passing on the dragons share of the profits. Leaving the Senior Presbyter able to sleep in until noon before making an appearance, and spending more time with his collection of exotic artifacts confiscated from ships or gifted by pious ship’s captains.

Orgull was convinced half of them were fake, the kind of thing that Osirians sold to credulous tourists claiming they were from the tomb of the Arch-Mega-Pharoah Impressificus XIV. But kept up the appearance of fascinated interest on the frequent occasions when, after attempting to deliver a brief report, he was forced to listen to long rambling stories about their origins or his time as a combat cleric. With a perfunctory explanation of how this of course demonstrated the glory of Asmodeus in the world, blah blah blah. (Perhaps this was a particularly advanced form of torture the Senior Presbyter employed for when he got bored of setting the clerks on fire for wearing unlucky colors, or signing their documents in an insubordinate manner.)  

The role was perhaps not the most prestigious, but it was certainly lucrative. On top of the normal speed money from merchants wanting their papers stamped within a week or impoundments lifted, his inspections for heretical material gave him the right to confiscate items at his discretion. An explanation for why a silver inkwell might pose to the moral fiber of Cheliax was not required by the law. And he was a Lawful follower of Asmodeus.

It was rare to find anything truly heretical. A few books that hadn’t been updated for the most recent round of censorship, hidden idols to various unapproved Gods, etc. The dream was to find a copy of the Acts of Iomedae, or books of another Good god, but despite being pathetic it seemed their worshippers weren’t quite that stupid. Once, when flicking through a book of turgid Abadarian lectures that he’d confiscated mostly out of spite, he did find what appeared to be Norgorberite Scripture (would a God of sneaking thieves even have such a thing? He’d never thought about it). Though by then the ship had left so he didn’t bother reporting it. 

For Chelish captains, and a few foreigners who seemed less contemptible than the rest, he would suggest they meet at lunch to talk through their paperwork before the ship inspection. They would of course insist on taking him somewhere nice, and if after a pleasant meal, a few drinks, and the occasional friendly gift he was too tired to bother with visiting the ship himself he would naturally trust them at their word there was nothing to be seen.

A couple of them he got to know well enough he’d meet with them even when they didn’t have paperwork to expedite. And would be sure to take seriously their reports of rivals who were suspected heretics, and be sure to inspect those ships more rigorously.

(This was Cheliax, the pretenses were not in fact strictly necessary, but he found he enjoyed them).  

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He sent regular letters back to Sergi, of course. With reports on what was happening, gossip that he might value, occasional requests for advice, and gifts to show his ongoing gratitude. He wasn’t clear on the nature of their relationship, whether they were patron and supplicant, or extorter and extorted, but it matted little.

He asked after Vindenca one time, it was important to keep an eye on rivals who might still hold a grudge. Apparently she’d been shipped off to the Wound to corral soldiers. So would be little threat for the time being.

A year in, after reaching second circle (a fast but not exceptional time), he began to hint and fish that he was ready for whatever greater purpose Sergi had preserved him for. But Sergi didn’t respond. Which was sensible enough, letters could be read and intercepted, even through Church internal mail. Especially Church internal mail, depending on the enemies. 

He was content to wait for the time being. Orgull was in his proper place at last. Asmodeus was in His Hell. All was right in the world. 

Then the Galtans came.

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In theory as the heart of the Chelish Navy, host to a wizarding academy with close ties to the military, and much of the provincial troops, the city should be well prepared. But they’d become lax with drills in recent years.

It disrupts the normal work of the port, that costs money you know. What, are you saying Her Majesty’s forces are weak? That some force of traitors or heretics could threaten the infernal empire?

Most of their preparations had been on the, reasonable, assumption, that attacks would come by sea and target the shipyards. So, when reports came in of a Galtan army being sighted inland, the initial response was limited to mocking, abusing, or (in the case of the Academy Chancellor) immolating, the messenger. 

But once it was established that the messengers were neither stupid, drunk, or part of a rivals scheme (one so obvious it has to be an elaborate insult, its Manohar isn't it, fucking Manohar) orders began to fly, by messenger, Message, trained familiar, and ringing bells. 

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Commandant Admiral Rania Laroung took command of the city’s forces, obviously. It doesn’t matter if the enemy is coming from land, she was still the senior military officer in the city. They had plans for a defense with her in command, so she was in command.

She directs her forces from the Ironquay War Academy, the best possible choice: heavily fortified, filled with the best military minds in Cheliax, who’d wargamed even this scenario and in possession of the map table and figurines necessary for proper military command.

From there she directed Harbormaster Cothos to assemble the dockwatchers and prevent the inevitable fire attacks on the ships; Deployed marines and city guard to the pre-planned chokepoints across the city; And sent word to the Academy and Cathedral politely reminding them of their parts in the city defense plans.

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Lord-Mayor Idressia Henderthane took command of the city’s forces, obviously. As the senior representative of the Crown in Ostenso and daughter of the Archduke Henderthane she naturally had the authority to do so in his absence. And it was her personal troops on the walls already who’d be repelling the first wave of conventional attackers.

She ordered all troops, dockwatchers, clerics, wizards, and every able-bodied man to reinforce them at the walls and central keep immediately. 

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Prelate Athrid Darubec took command of the city’s forces, obviously. As the senior representative of the Church in Ostenso he was the voice of Asmodeus in the city, and as a Prelate he was beholden only to the Archduke (in his own estimation at least).

He ordered all forces to rally at the Cathedral and prepare for a counterattack on the Galtan forces before they reached the city. 

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The Chancellor of the Ostenso Royal Academy of Magic, the Para-Countess Asmodia de Senaria doesn't give a fuck about the city, obviously. 

She ordered all wizards, apprentices and porters to assemble in the heavily warded Great Hall, it's the most defensible place in the city. And any sensible enemy would begin with magical hit squads teleported in to strategic locations to start fires. Burnt ships can be rebuilt, and the city repopulated, but the Academy’s books are irreplaceable. 

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By the grace of Asmodeus Orgull and his superior were both in their office by the port when the first confused reports and messages came in.

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“Boy come here!” the Senior Presbyter bellowed from his chambers.

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Orgull was greeted by the darkly comic image of the man in his undershirt trying to stubbornly to fit himself into a breastplate intended for a much younger and thinner man.

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“There’s a false bottom in the bottom right drawer of my desk...”

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I know that. Even the tea slip probably knows that.

But he obediently began emptying out the drawer.

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“There’s potions and rings in there,  take one of each for each of us, and give any spares to the combat wizard, along with the scrolls.”

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Their "combat wizard" was barely above laundry standard. His superior had been pocketing the wage difference since before Orgull’s time. 

Possibly the Galtans intended to disrupt their communications with carefully spilled ink, or smuggle Andoran brandy under an illusioned hull to incapacitate the soldiers