Morty wasn't even trying to do anything this time. He was just fucking around with some cardboard, and okay, maybe it turned into an eldritch sigil of some kind, and then it blew up in his face, and now there's people in his room.
"GSD, it's what gives people - wings and horns and stuff, or turns them into slime monsters, or whatever. I think you guys are demons, this is above my paygrade."
He goes for the phone and punches in a code. "Miss Hartford, I think I have demons in my room. -oh. Okay, but two naked guys with horns and wings suddenly appeared and it's really weird. No! No, I had nothing to do with this, I swear to God. Can you just- oh. Okay."
He puts the phone down and looks at the possibly-demons, then looks away again. "Okay. Hartford's sending somebody."
"I'm human. I don't think you're in trouble, but you're here, and that's weird and kind of alarming. The school's priority is gonna be getting you back where you came from. Unless you don't want to go back, and you're not evil and dangerous, in which case you might be able to stay. It just occurred to me that maybe Hell isn't super great and people don't necessarily want to be living there."
"Most mutants are Exemplars, which means they look older than they are and tend towards being conventionally attractive. They also act older than they are. This extends to having a bunch of sex all the time. The school does approximately nothing to discourage this."
There's a knock at the door. Morty opens it a crack. "Hello?"
"Huh. Well, mysterious nudes, my name is Ariel. I've been sent to provide you with clothing-" she takes two large, somewhat formless bathrobes from her backpack and tosses them to Gavriel and Herod- "and escort you to visit Louis for a threat assessment. If you do not wish to cooperate, I will pick you up one over each shoulder and take you there anyway. Questions? Comments? Concerns?"
"Excellent! That makes it much easier. And my apologies for having tits, Gavriel."
She leads them out the door. There are some students leaning out their own doors to stare, but Ariel glares them back into their rooms. "Don't mind the peeping Toms, they're just wondering why I got called in."
"We have a word for ourselves," he says it, "and when I ask the translation for a translation it gives your word 'demon' as the best approximation, but not quite right. I am not sure how to explain our species, because... I don't think we are in the human world that we know of."
"Huh, I guess that's obvious. But explaining our species isn't that hard, just compare to what we remember about being human. We look like this, we can fly, we are fire resistant, we have this thing that makes us regenerate and look right. We have fetching horns and tails. Our species' magic is called empowering vices and it gives us a power in exchange of a drawback."
"Oh. People turn into slime monsters sometimes when they manifest as mutants, I guess that's what he was talking about? That's not magic, that's just superpowers. Same with the weirdly sexy part. I don't know why the buildings would be weird to you, is your home dimension stuck in the Middle Ages or something?"
"Pretty much."
They arrive at a building with a sign reading HAWTHORNE HALL. Ariel leads them inside, and down the stairs to the basement.
A man sits in an armchair next to a large swimming pool containing an indescribably hideous monster. It's covered in scales, misaligned wings, and parts of less obvious purpose. It looks wrong, like something that should not be.
"Hey Louis," Ariel says nonchalantly.
"Hello," Louis says. (It's the man in the chair who speaks, but it's the monster's many horrible eyes that follow them.)
"Let's see. We need to figure out if you're dangerous, right?" He peers at the two of them for a long second.
Then he winces. "Well, you're traumatized ex-child-soldiers with magic that messes with Gavriel's impulse control and Herod's concept of proportionate response, but remarkably stable for all that. I'd say fortieth percentile for this school. Should be fine, especially considering your lack of offensive power."
"No, no, Whateley provides dimensional refugees with an incredibly generous stipend, you're totally set. You could be the Imelda Marcos of menswear and you'd be A-OK. - well, I'll be buying in this specific case, since you wouldn't have the card yet, but I can apply for reimbursement because this is on a job, so it's all cool." She starts up the stairs, expecting her companions to follow.
"Farewell," Louis says solemnly. "And to the hope that we may meet again." A violin appears in his hand and he begins playing Auld Lang Syne.
"Yeah, totally free money. You get that we basically kidnapped you, right? Okay, sure, nobody was trying to, but we're treating it as the same situation. The money's a bribe to make you forget about the inconvenience and just remember how nice we were. And Whateley's got money to waste, we employ gourmet chefs to make cafeteria food."
"You're welcome! It's not my money."
They arrive at the campus store. There's a surprisingly broad selection of clothing, including men's backless shirts. "Take, like, one or two outfits, I'm gonna take you to Cecilia Rogers' shop later to get really good clothes. Like, 'superhydrophobic and bulletproof' good."
"Gotcha."
Gavriel and Herod walk together in the same compartment and emerge a few minutes later. Gavriel basically got a simple color scheme for the both of them, dark with a few bright accents. They appear to be using the same size, which makes things tight fitting on Gavriel, but loose on Herod.
"So, how do we look?"
"Classes feature heavily. There's sports, both superpowered and otherwise. There's virtual reality machines that can put you in an interactive illusion where you fight other people in similar machines, those are really fun. For me, at least, I don't know how you feel about violence. There's also actual combat arenas, where you can fight people for fun or over rivalries, imagined or otherwise. There's a bunch of different clubs. That sort of thing."
"Huh, how it works depends on the specific kind of magic. For humans, our humans at least, they get spellwords, which are the spells I talked about. I have never created a new spell, but it's supposed to be a very intuitive process. Often using meditation and memorizing existing spells to figure out a way how to mesh them together. Ah, and when a person is born as a human they get their own spellword, which they can use as many times they want, but have to figure out how to unlock. But anyone with a spellword can memorize other people's spells, but it's a fire-and-forget kinda deal."
He offers her the book. The pages have very loopy writing and the occasional diagram. They are all completely opaque to her.
"Took me about five minutes. Takes most people weeks, if not months. I'm a Wiz-class mutant, means my brain instinctually gets magic and it's easier for me to use, in addition to generating more Essence than a baseline human. One of the many ways in which I personally am unfairly lucky."
"Aw, mazel tov on the soulmates thing. I'd take guaranteed reincarnation over whatever ambiguous afterlife situation we've got going in this world, I'll tell you that much for free."
They arrive at the office and go in. The demons are provided with paperwork to read and sign. It's mostly pretty straightforward stuff.
"Magic lessons are an option on the syllabus just like anything else," says the kindly old woman at the desk. "Rooming together shouldn't be a problem. Now, Louis did let us know the two of you are... together, so don't make us regret putting you in the same room. But it shouldn't be too much of a problem, and given we're putting you in Poe anyway, just... try to keep our regret at a minimum."
She pats his hand. "Thank you, dear."
She then provides each of them with an ID card and another card, this one purportedly containing money, and a course catalogue ("Just pick out some courses you like, you'll talk to an advisor tomorrow") and a campus map with Poe Hall circled.
Ariel waits outside. "Where to, chiefs?"
"It's where they stick the queer kids. Apart from me, but I'm a special circumstance. So Poe's gender-segregated like any other dorm, but since pretty much everybody's attracted to the same sex, it's kind of a mess."
She snatches the course schedule from Herod's hands. "They're probably gonna give you remedial world history because you're from another universe, so no need to take normal history classes where you'd be totally lost... Intro to Superpowers is a given... Lit might be fun, depending on how much you like books... Intro Magic, obviously... Math, how are you at math?"
"Thankfully not," then he continues, "the reckless part of his empowering vice makes him less likely to follow safety procedures, or remember not to put his hand on the fire. It's fine when it isn't something that spreads, if he cuts himself we can just tie him to a bed until everything grows back thanks to the empowering part of his vice."
"Huh. Yeah, they might not want you in their workshop if you're gonna disregard safety procedures, the official stance is 'regen is no excuse to be sloppy'. I'll put you down for drawing and painting. And there's space for another class, so guess what, it's time for mandatory martial arts training. Mandatory in this case means 'mandatory unless you're too traumatized by the whole child soldier thing to fight people', to be clear."
"That's the nice thing about science."
They reach Poe pretty quickly at their flight speed. It's a brick building, no-nonsense construction. Ariel leads them inside; it's pleasantly furnished, with a TV room to one side and a weight room to the other and stairs up to the dorms in between.
"They're mental disorders. Bipolar makes them swing between emotions too quickly, and Diedrick's makes them just go crazy sometimes, paranoid and self-aggrandizing and spiteful and shit. I'm friends with them, but only because I can beat them in a fight. Not really safe for squishy mortals."
"On the bright side, they're pretty much the only one like that in Poe. There's other folks with problems, but none as violent or as powerful. Poe's a good place."
Ariel leads them up the stairs to the second floor. "There's one room available," Ariel exposits. "All rooms have two beds, two desks, and a window with a charmingly pastoral view. Bathrooms are at the end of the hall, east for girls and west for boys. Showers are communal, which I'm sure Gav will appreciate. You're starting as freshmen - how old actually are you, by the way?"
"Avatars channel the power of a spirit. They typically have other powers besides that, based on what spirit they have. My powers are mostly based on me being an Avatar. Devisors make weird machines that don't function on the same laws of physics the rest of us use. Espers have various forms of extrasensory perception, like empathy or psychometry. Energizers absorb some form of energy from some source or other and can release it in some specific form, often either physical speed or energy blasts. Gadgeteers have an instinctual understanding of technology, and can create things far beyond the current cutting edge; technically they're a kind of Esper, because they're easily capable of understanding and improving on devices they've never seen before. Manifestors can create some form of temporary material, like a suit of metallic armor or a geyser of human blood. Mimics can mimic other powers, regenerators can, well, regenerate, shifters can change their shape. Telekinetics have telekinesis, which can be at range or to enhance their own strength, or both. Warpers affect the laws of reality directly in some way, such as by altering probability or teleporting. Mages, as I mentioned, have an easier time using magic, and psychics have telepathic abilities, often along with telekinesis."
She exhales. "That's a lot of information at once, sorry."
"Hey, if you're not stressed I'm not worried. I don't have any demands on my time, we're in the middle of a break right now and my roommate's busy with personal shit. Y'all are the most interesting thing that's happened today. So, do you want to go into town and get the rest of your wardrobe taken care of?"
"Great. We can't fly there, too superpowery, but there's a bus in five minutes. Let's get out of here."
Ariel flies them to the bus stop, where there is indeed an idling shuttlebus. It takes them to a small town called Dunwich, where Ariel takes them to a little boutique owned by a woman named Cecilia Rogers.
"Ariel!" she exclaims. "Hello! Who are your guests?"
"These are Gavriel and Herod," Ariel says. "They need clothes. I defer to your expertise."
Ms. Rogers turns her gaze to the boys. "Wings and tails," she says thoughtfully. "Not my greatest challenge, but at least worth my attention." She waves her hand absently, and a large bolt of cloth flies toward her and hangs in the air. "Are we looking for normal clothing, superhero costumes, supervillain costumes? What do we need here?"
She nods and sets to work.
Cloth, scissors, and measuring devices fly around at the clothier's whim, crafting reams of impeccably tailored clothing at a staggering rate. All of the pants have a slit at the back for tail access, and the shirts are either backless or feature similar slits for wings.
"You're lucky you don't have feathers," Cecilia says idly. "Feathers make it so hard to take a shirt off that pretty much anything I make has to be backless. And I invite you to find a way to make a backless tuxedo look dignified."
"Oh yeah, automatic translation. It's a ceremony that you undergo in my religion when you turn 13 years old, or when you convert. Typically you dress up really nice and your grandparents give you money. If you have grandparents, and if they're Jewish. My own Bat Mitzvah was, uh, poorly attended."
Cecilia finishes with Henry and has him put on some socks and stick his feet into a machine that makes shoes to fit. "Next, please. What do you want, dear?"
"Alright. Ariel's completely immune to cold, is why I ask," she explains conversationally. "The things that girl has worn out of my shop in the middle of winter..."
"Hey, you made that virgin-killer sweater of your own free will," Ariel says cheerfully.
"And that's something I must live with every day of my life," Ms. Rogers replies with a genteel shudder. "Oh, speaking of which, Gav, we should get you a couple of pairs of chaps. In case you have to unexpectedly ride a horse, or... something, I don't know your life."
"Nothing that elaborate. A jar and anything sufficiently sharp is enough if we don't mind getting messy, but I prefer something for blood extraction. The ritual will involve me painting some blood over myself and then over you and a bit on myself and then I will talk some introspective things about my relationship with my own magic while pushing it to power the whole thing. You will feel a sudden, but brief disorientation and acquire an empowering vice and the ability to use spellwords. Ah, doing this ritual means you won't reincarnate on Prime nor Tartarus in a future life, but the other worlds in the cycle will be fine."
Ariel floats up and pats Gav on the head. "I'm not sure the blood Xan manifests is meaningfully 'his' in a way the magic would respect, it's O- and he's B+. Doesn't match any specific person as far as we can tell."
Since she's already floating and they're now far enough out of sight of the town, she starts flying off towards the school.
"Far be it from me to stand in the way of efficiency."
Soon enough they arrive at the store and walk in. Ariel snorts when she sees a blood draw kit occupying pride of place on a display table near the entrance. "Is it even legal to sell these here?" she wonders. She picks it up anyway.
Writing implements and Mason jars are easily found, along with all the toiletries and bedding they didn't purchase on their first trip.
The toiletries are likely familiar: soap, shampoo, toothpaste and toothbrushes, shaving cream and razors, et cetera. The blood draw kit may be less familiar, but it seems pretty intuitive; there's a needle, a tube, and a bag.
"I'll handle the actual drawing," Ariel says, leading them back to Poe. "Seeing as I actually know how to use the thing."
"Technically, I can transfer wounds, if I transfer them to Gav - who generates - you will soon find yourself with much less wounds than you started with. Some minor healing spells too and herbalist knowledge, which probably doesn't translate well for this world. But I would guess that the mentality helps."
"I regenerate too, if you're ever in a pinch. Actually there's a lot of regenerators around here. That's really cool! Definitely not the kind of power you'd find around here."
They arrive at Poe; Ariel leads them up to a specific room and knocks on the door. It's opened by a very intimidating-looking individual, horned, covered in black scales, and with leathery wings extending from their back. The individual exhales a wisp of smoke. "What?" they ask, revealing a forked tongue between numerous very sharp teeth.
"Is Sky here?"
The tongue flickers out. "I think it's in the shower."
"Cool, thanks!"
The door closes.
"That's GSD for you. Gulshan's cool. Affiliated with my mortal enemy, but cool."
Ariel moves her hands in an intricate pattern, sparks trailing behind them, and conjures up a glowing envelope which sticks itself to Gulshan's door. "There. When Sky gets out of the shower, that note will tell it to come to your room and help Gav recover from the blood draw. Want to get this started?"
"We can use your room."
Ariel follows the boys back to their room and sets up for the procedure. First she casts a cleaning spell over the room, then another spell which numbs a small patch of Gav's arm, then another which causes the median cubital vein to glow beneath the surface of his skin.
"A better nurse probably wouldn't need magic to find the vein," she admits, inserting the needle, "but I'm kind of an amateur, so I'm helping myself out a little. And there we go, we'll leave it in for about a minute and then we'll have a good amount to work with."
"Grow up, Gav!" Herod says, he is a medical professional... okay he is staring a bit, but not much.
Right, ritual. He removes his own shirt and takes some of the blood and uses it to finger paint designs on Ariel's skin. Mostly straight lines and circles. A spiral in her forehead, a spiral over her heart a spiral over her belly. Then he does the same with himself. But instead of spirals he makes a circle with a thumbprint in the middle.
"Okay, story time. Are you ready?"
"Alright... So, even back in our worlds, there is a misconception that what kinds of magic you get is straight-up about your personality - including where you reincarnate. That simplifies the reality of the situation. The magic that you get helps you being the person you are or become the person you're becoming. Sometimes this is very simple, violent powers for violent people, perception powers for the curious and so on. Sometimes, the magic needs to get creative."
He reaches out and grabs Gav's hand. Coincidentally, Ariel starts feeling a tingly of magic from the blood on her skin.
"In my past life I had a very... black and white view of what justice and retribution meant. Every action needed a consequence. Like being good meant to balance a scale. Then our country got into multiple wars and a first I kept justifying myself that they are just or unjust for this or other reason. After years of this that view started to erode, but it didn't went away completely when we died."
"I am not glad that we died together. But we did and this mad it easier for us to be reborn together. Reincarnation is not instantaneous it can take years because the magic will try to find the right conditions for you to be reborn." He shrugs as to dismiss the thoughts. "Anyway, when I died I was in a trajectory to realize that exact retribution was a stupid concept, but I was not all the way there. So I got my empowering vice. The power to transfer wounds with a touch and the drawback where I obsesses over exact retribution. And I do mean exact, I spent long hours contemplating hurt myself to balance out the wounds I caused in self-defense. And of course, the circumstances are such that we end up in a war zone and recruit still as kids. From very early on, I was forced to use my power under threat and without agency... it was the perfect way to confront me with how terrible the horn for horn mentality is. It was not pleasant, and it was no the good way to achieve the conclusion, but I can appreciate that it got me there."
"Of course you're, So, where was I? Oh, I said magic me 'got me there'? That's a great analogy. Magic is not only about you now, but also the path of your life. What power you get is about where life is taking you."
The last words appear to echo in her head and she feels the power flare over her skin and the blood glows red for a moment and she feels something reaching deep inside her coming to the surface...
"She tried to steal Sally from me. Tried to make her into her property. She took someone I loved and made him into a hostage, a living deadman switch, and everyone thinks it's true love. She ruins everything around her, takes good things and taints them. And she gets away with it. She always wins. And she'll keep winning, keep sucking the goodness out of the world, until I can destroy her."
It keeps getting colder as she speaks.
"Oh, there's plenty of ways to protect yourself from psychics, but she has ways of getting to people when their guard is down. Just... never talk to her when you're alone. She probably wouldn't go after you, you don't really have anything she wants. But better safe than sorry."
"Of course. You can borrow my spellbook to copy."
He offers her the spellbook... the difference between now and the first time she saw it is very noticeable. Before it was just filled with undecipherable scribbles in an alien alphabet.
But this isn't alien anymore, it's language. One she can understand. It's not meant to be spoken, not exactly, but it's meant to be understood. It explains the spells in great detail. Each symbol being an intricate part of the whole and connected to the entire thing.
"What you need to do is to read the spell until it clicks into place."
"Yep."
Ariel sits back for a minute, then straightens suddenly. "I totally forgot to get you guys your shots, shit. I am the worst tour guide. C'mon, follow me, technically you were supposed to get these a couple of hours ago." She throws her shirt back on, opens the window and flies out.
"That's good."
It's not far to the medical complex. Ariel leads them inside and to the door of Doctor Ophelia Tenent. She knocks and the door opens.
"Hey Caduceus. I've got some extradimensional visitors here, they need to be vaccinated and we need to test them for invasive microbes."
The doctor turns out to be a woman in her sixties with extremely long, greying honey-blonde hair. Her hair appears to be prehensile, holding a mug of coffee and lifting it to her lips absently. "Sure thing, sweetheart." Her hair extends to a nearby cabinet and removes a series of syringes while she sips some more coffee. "Come on in, boys, these needles aren't getting any sharper."
Dr. Tenent's hair glows for a moment, and his left shoulder suddenly goes completely numb. The hair stabs him in the shoulder several times, once for each syringe, then glows again. His shoulder stops being numb, and there's a strange feeling of something flowing through his veins quicker than it otherwise would.
"Next?"
"Bye, Caduceus."
Dr. Tenent rolls her eyes, smiling. "Bye, Stormhammer."
Ariel takes them back to the dorm, where, indeed, someone is standing at Gav and Herod's door. The person looks like a sexless living statue carved from gold-veined marble, has grand feathery wings growing out of their back, and is currently wearing jean shorts and a baby tee.
"Hey Sky! Sorry for sending you here and then running away. This is Gav, I stole some of his blood, can you give it back?"
Sky rolls its eyes. "Hello, Ariel. Gav, do you consent to me healing you?"
"Depends who you ask, really. There's evidence that the religion is based on real magical concepts and that Jesus Christ was a historical figure with powers we can't currently explain. But that doesn't mean everything he said was true. For example, he claimed that other gods were all fake, which is empirically false. So the afterlife thing could be bullshit too. But if it isn't, Sky's got good reason to avoid reincarnating; by all accounts, Heaven's pretty nice."
"Oh, sure. I'll show you the Crystal Hall, it's great."
Ariel leads them to a large geodesic dome made of some unfamiliar crystal. The dome, once entered, reveals itself to have three levels, the upper level containing a fountain with waterfalls down to the ground floor. There are several different food lines, each delineated with a unique legend. "The carrot," Ariel explains, "is for vegan fare. The cheese is for vegetarians. The steak is for meat-eaters, not to be confused with the cow, which is for obligate carnivores. The geode is for people who eat rocks and minerals, the baguette with a line through it is gluten free, the banana is various fruits, and the cake is for desserts. You must try the desserts. Also, there's the specialty kiosk, which is for people with specific dietary needs, like blood, insects, or live prey. If you have such needs, you can inform the administration and they will be provided. I am going to go to the obligate carnivore line to get an entire rack of lamb, then to the dessert line to get some pie, and I'll be available on the first floor when you're ready. Okay?"
This place is so... rich that Herod is vaguely wondering if he is going to find out that it runs on slave labor or something.
But since he can't run a slave rebellion on an empty stomach. He and Gabe can pick a wide variety of things. A fraction is what they could reasonable eat in one sitting and another is thing that they could take back to their room and eat later. So they don't waste anything-
Before either demon actually starts eating, Herod casts Lesser Detect Food and then he stares at their trays for a bit. He removes a few of items from the tray (some heavily processed snacks) and then they start digging in.
Well, it's a good thing that large appetites are commonplace in this cafeteria. They probably need better table manners. They eat with their hands and feed each other with their hands as well. "Why is your world so wonderful?"
Ariel notices this before long, and educates the demons in the use of silverware.
"There's a lot of complicated reasons. Food specifically? Because we've had a really long time without any major, life-shaking wars in which to specialize heavily in food production and preparation."
Okay, silverware isn't that hard to learn and they can definitely exercise self-control. Or at least, Herod can and then he can feed Gav while the later is sitting on his own hands.
"Huh, I guess I should've guessed that one, just by knowing how things are in Tartarus and then reversing." And that's too long without taking a bite. Nom. "How abnormal is this food selection compared to the rest of the world? I don't think our Emperors eat this well."
"Better than most places. Whateley has some actual gourmet chefs on staff. They don't do most of the cooking, but everybody in the kitchens is at least competent, and the ingredients are high quality. But it's not super out of the ordinary - a meal in a restaurant with reasonable portions of stuff like this would run a day laborer about two or three hours' wage."
"See ya."
They mimic what the other students are doing and leave the tray and carry the food in their arms, pretending they're eating along the way.
The two are full enough that they don't have any plans to do anything else for the day. Just get to their room, strip off and throw themselves on the bed.
Herod notes the rules of etiquette, but does not immediately puts a towel on. It didn't sound urgent and he is busy getting this shave right.
They do put on towels before leaving. The plan is to stay in their bedroom - while copying slash memorizing slash categorizing their spellbook - until it's a reasonable hour.
"Oh, uh, I'm a Warper, so I manipulate one of the fundamental forces of the universe? In my case and Morty's case, that's luck. The problem is that when you get two probability warpers in the same room, their powers kind of... start fighting each other? Because you can't both be luckier than the other. So the side effect of this is that really weird shit starts happening when you get two probability warpers together, and that's one of the reasons I can't be friends with him. The other reason is that he has Diedrick's Syndrome, which gives him manic episodes and fucks with his emotional regulation, and I'm a Class-3 Rager, which means that when I get really angry I won't stop fighting until I'm down or everybody else is, and I get more powerful when I'm raging. Because ordinarily I'm a midlevel Esper/Mage/Warper, but when I'm raging I'm one of the biggest threats on campus. So if he got all 'you pathetic worm' at me, I might end up turning him into a slime mold."
The Hemitheoi are sitting around the table and chatting. "Honestly," says a black girl, "I don't know how you got your parents to let you get your tongues pierced. My mom would kill me."
Two identical boys shrug in unison. "Dad couldn't care less," says one, revealing a bright silver tongue stud.
"And Mom thinks she's cool for letting us," says the other, whose tongue stud is a softly glowing gold.
"Parents are so annoying," Alex sighs. Everyone else at the table nods, except for the boy sitting next to him, who looks mildly offended.
"Yeah, go right ahead!" Alex says. "Guys, this is Herod and Gavriel." The table's residents wave with varying degrees of enthusiasm.
"That's going to get confusing," comments one of the twins. "I'm Gavriil, hi. This handsome bastard to my right is Kostas. Codenames Dreamer and Ferryman."
"Don't do the Ouran thing," says the black girl, "it's incredibly obnoxious. Hi. Sheila Kamber-Green, codename Gnosis."
An Asian girl sitting next to her looks up from a book. "Sandy Cheung. Vanquish." She goes back to reading. Sheila kisses her on the cheek.
"You already know me," Alex says sheepishly, "but I forgot to give you my codename. Moira."
"And I'm Jack," says the boy next to him. "And my codename is Man Jack, because Jack of All Trades was taken and I'm a sore loser."
Kostas smirks. “He also usually goes by Gav, so not really. Also, ‘lesser detect food?’”
“It sounded better in Greek,” Sheila comments. “Speaking of which, why did you suddenly speak in Ancient Greek?”
”And Chinese,” Sandy says, not looking up from her book. “And French, Portuguese, Latin-"
"We get it, Sandy," Jack groans. "Although... Sumerian, for me. Which is really weird."
Sandy nods. "Makes sense."
"Maybe Jack should sleep with you," Gavriil says idly. "Those sound handy."
Jack blushes. "I am not going to sleep with some random dimensional refugee! I have a boyfriend!"
"Hey, don't hide behind me," Alex giggles. "It's your God-given right to sleep with whoever you want, hon."
"Oh, that is a pity," Kostas says. "He's the only one of us who isn't... mature for his age."
Gavriil elbows him. "You sound creepy."
Jack blushes some more. "I- you explain it, Alex, you're better at it."
Alex rolls his eyes. "Jack's a power mimic - he can touch people and use their powers for about an hour. What's weird about him compared to other power mimics is that after mimicking the power, he actually keeps a teeny little bit of it, forever. What's weirder is that, due to the whims of the trickster god who gave him this ability, he can keep the power permanently if he has sex with the person who has it. Unfortunately, he's a prude."
"I'm not a prude! I'm just not some- mercenary nymphomaniac who goes around fucking people for my own gain!"
"Right. So you're a prude."
Jack buries his face in his hands. Alex pats him on the back. "He's bad at flirting with people, is the main thing - he kind of fell into his only previous relationship, and then fell into this one too. And he gets attached really easily, so casual sex is hard on him emotionally. And he runs naturally monogamous. It's a bad combination."
Kostas pipes up, "He hasn't experimented extensively with the boundaries, because he's a prude, but we're pretty sure it's full-on ugly-bumping only. Magic likes full penetration."
"No."
Gavriil takes a bite of french toast. "Why does every conversation at this table have to devolve into Jack's issues?"
"Because the rest of us have largely sorted out our issues, and Jack is a normal teenager. Do you want Steven back?" Sandy asks.
Kostas sticks his tongue out. His golden tongue stud glimmers softly.
"Oh, no, I love talking about Steven," Jack groans, muffled. Alex pats him on the back again.
"Steven was the former sixth member of our group," Sheila explains. "Called himself Strongarm. He was an asshole, but we put up with him for... complicated reasons. Then he started dating Jack. Nem-Shar didn't like that, because, as previously mentioned, Steven's an asshole, so when Steven decided it was time to claim Jack's virginity, Nem-Shar did something... complicated. Which neatly removed the complicated reasons we had for putting up with him. Now Steven's ugly as well as being an asshole, Jack has his powers and his place on the team, and Alex is dating Jack, which is an improvement on all counts."
"We are literally gods, Jack," Sandy says patiently. "I acknowledge your lack of faith, but-"
"That's insane! Look, I know we're all in high school and some pretension is to be expected-"
Alex rolls his eyes. "It's not pretension, Jack, it's-"
Gavriil waves a hand, and strips of duct tape appear over the mouths of those involved in the argument.
"Sensitive topic," the twins say in unison.
The tape dissipates. Sandy clears her throat. "It depends on your power set. As a psychic, I could probably work as a therapist or mediator, as long as I went to school for basic psychology. Sheila could sell her devises pretty easily. As a high-grade shifter, Jack could do modeling or special effects. Alex, as a mage, would have various options; selling enchanted items is always popular, as is freelance divination. Gavriil could do special effects for movies with his ectoplasm manifestation, and he's a psychic like me, so my options apply for him too. Kostas is a Siren, so he could always go into sound design, or if he got really lucky he could become a singer."
"Except that all of those options would be boring as shit," Gavriil concludes. "Except maybe Kostas being a pop star. But, seriously, special effects? Psychotherapy? Bleh."
"I am not sure if excitement is for us. Since we have enough of it for a couple of lifetimes. But I am hardly going to criticize the vocation. Do non-mutant mages still make money? We are wiz-0 parenthesis Tartarus and I am hoping combining the different kinds of magic is going to be useful."
"The Mouse must die," Alex mutters darkly.
"He's not going to have any idea what you're talking about, hon," Jack says.
"Oh. Um, there's a company called Disney - sometimes metonymously called 'the Mouse' - that keeps getting the copyright laws extended so they can maintain a stranglehold on all their characters. They're evil. And the laws are completely broken, and - it's just generally fucked up."
"Well, spellwords in specific is the one that gets benefits from intellectual theft. And it can accomplish things like healing, scrying, creating artifacts, we are both under a slightly different translation spells, teleportation, conjuration and manipulation of various forms of matter and energy, protection from same... affecting minds, at least one case of creating minds - a golem. Keep in mind that most spellwords are in a certain power level so you usually have tons of spells that are on the level of, say, create a permanent light and only a few that are on the level of creating a comprehensive fast working healing artifact."
"Oh, right, there is that too. Every human in Prime is born with an innate spellword, but they need to unlock it. Once that happens, they can cast it as many times they want without ever need memorizing it and you can pivot from your first into new ones with a similar effect. The lesser detect food I used earlier was pivoted from an original non-lesser counterpart. In theory there might be a greater detect food, or maybe the wizard pivoted it into detect poisons or something."
Sheila gets a very sharp look in her eye when Herod mentions golems. "Golems never end well."
Sandy waves her off. "Fascinating. And it's all Vancian - that is, you just memorize it, cast it, and then memorize it again? That sounds less versatile than our magic in some ways, but much more reliable. What happens if you fuck it up?"
Sheila shakes her head. "Personal experience. Perhaps it's a limitation of our magic system."
"So spells do go out of control if you lose concentration?" Sandy clarifies. "That's what happens with us too. Pity, it was sounding a lot safer than our way. Especially the way Alex does it."
Alex nods agreeably.
"Oh, sorry. Some spells go out of control if you lose concentration, but that depends on the spell. Because some have built-in safeties and some do not. But there is no way I could fuck up detect food or comprehend languages badly enough that will hurt anyone. But it could be something like, control lightning and you need to focus on it or it will escape and destroy whatever it's nearby."
Alex frowns. "Hobgoblins are like... if you take a little bit of magic and let it twist into what it wants to be instead of what you want it to do, it turns into a little creature that wants to mess up the things around it. Typically that means destroying valuables and other forms of property, rather than causing actual physical harm, but you can get some really mean ones sometimes."
"Cute," Gavriil says. "You could start with an illusory goldfish."
"Pet rock crystal," Kostas contends.
"Rock crystal isn't inherently magical, just a good conductor," Gavriil argues.
"I know that."
"I know."
Kostas throws a blackberry at him. Gavriil catches it in his mouth.
"Asshole," they say in unison.
There's a general unconfusion. "Oh, VR!" Alex shakes his head. "VR only exists when you're in it, is the thing, and you can't be in VR all the time. I guess if you wanted you could get AR goggles - uh, augmented reality - and get somebody to program you a goldfish for that, but that's a lot of effort for a goldfish."
"I don't like that I need to memorize spells each time, but I sort of appreciated the predictability. I mean, you could be more or less certain that an opponent wouldn't use the same spell twice, and if they did then it was an innate spell and you could extrapolate any other innate spells they had."
Headshake. "No, you reincarnate once per world and each world has a native species. Then it's over. Most souls start as humans in Prime, followed by sprites in Arcadia. Souls that don't start as human tend to go to Prime in their second life. Souls that die as children tend to go to Arcadia. But from there it's whatever would be more appropriate to keep your personality in whatever path it is going."
“Hypnos, god of dreams,” Gavriil says.
”Nike, goddess of victory,” Sandy says.
“Metis, goddess of forethought,” Sheila says.
“Tyche, goddess of fortune,” Alex says.
Jack rolls his eyes. “Jack, god of not being in on this horseshit.”
Alex points at him. “Avatar of Nem-Shar, god of trickery - no relation to our pantheon. Who devoured Hercules, God of Might, out of Steven’s brain.”
“It’s not really about that,” Alex says. “Also, again, Nem-Shar isn’t one of ours. But it was always more about how big your human supplicants could grow their empire, and after they all die out it’s about how well you can stick in the public consciousness. That’s where we really shone. We weren’t the biggest empire in history, but nobody else stuck around like we did.”
”Except Jesus,” Jack notes.
“Fuck that guy,” Sheila says.
Change of topic is good. "Arcadia is an entire different world that I've never been to. But it's described as being very nice. Low population, beautiful and edible plants, and general lack of dangers. The world of innocence. Supposedly, trees sort of spread out in arcs and spirals so you have small forests made out of just a hand few of trees. Prime... having seen only this school, the nearby town and the space in between, I would tentatively assume Prime is very similar, at least the same number of celestial bodies and similar plants. But less technologically advanced. The continent we lived in had a wizard nobility that was very stingy with their magic up until a few years before we died. Then some wizard discovered their innate spell that lets other people get their innate spells in a matter of hours instead of years. The idiot shared with everyone, which was noble in a way but also sparked multiple civil wars. We died on a boat, on the way to getting that spell to use it on ourselves."
Sandy raises her eyebrow. “I’m not likely to run into any sexual misadventures, but noted.”
She closes her eyes and reaches out to touch Herod’s forehead with one finger. There’s a long moment of concentration.
”Okay,” she says eventually, “so those must be your memorized spells... that’s so weird, they’re not like normal memories at all. And - let’s see, what do you have in your subconscious that other people don’t? This looks like... repressed memories from your past life, makes sense. You want those back?”
Memories become available in quick succession as Sandy pages through his mind. If he wasn’t thinking about it he probably wouldn’t notice; they don’t assert themselves, they just slot into place with all the others.
“There we go,” she says. “Now there’s two things left in there. One of them... yeah, that looks like a spell alright. Three two one yoink.”
It feels weird. Not like the memories, which politely filed themselves away; the spellword is just There, ready to be used, almost eager.
“How’s that?” Sandy asks smugly.
Gav nods.
"Man, I feel... maturer? I know that death is supposed to set you back, but it's so weird how much."
Pause.
"That all said. Increase Strength!" He casts.
His muscles - which by no means were small - gain even more mass and strain against his clothes. "Increase Strength!" This time the same happens to Herod.
"I already feel perfect the way I am, but that's so true. More importantly, the spell is all mine and I can use it as many times I want without super-boring reading for hours and hours being involved. And I remember everything from my first life. My dad was a jerk. I feel the urge to sculpt something." These sentences appear to be coming out independently of one another.
She shakes her head. "It's nice to get some practice in on something a little more complicated than linking everybody up in a fight. But, uh, speaking of which, I wasn't technically supposed to do that, so maybe don't mention it around the Psychic Arts staff."
"I was wondering about that," Jack notes.
Herod mimes locking his lips and hiding the key.
He has been introcuded to the concept of zippers just yesterday, some related idioms are beyond his reach.
He frowns. "I wonder how my magic dispel is supposed to interact with local magic? Is it dangerous to test by ourselves?"
Apparently the difference is that typically, close-range Manifestors are ranked by the toughness of the material they manifest, whereas long-range Manifestors are judged by volume and manipulability of their material.
It is the kind of class with demonstrations! The teacher calls down two students, Xan and Alice, to demonstrate their powers. Xan creates a fountain of human blood, alarming the front row, then makes it do various tricks including crystallizing and catching on fire. Alice generates a suit of power armor around herself and lifts into the air.
Xan raises an eyebrow at him before being told to return to his seat.
The lecture continues: a third class of Manifestor exists as well, which creates entirely independent creatures which can act on their own. Regrettably there's no example in this class. While the professor is explaining the power of someone called Generator, the bell rings and the students pour out the door.
Their next classes aren't together; Herod has Intro to Magic, Gav has Drawing and Painting. The onboarding tests that happened at some point placed them in similar but not identical math sections, and they're in the same tutored science and history classes later. They're also in a literature class, Basic Martial Arts, and Word Processing/Technological Literacy. It's a pretty full schedule.
Intro Magic is certainly interesting. The teacher hands out quartz crystals to everybody and tells them all to keep them on their persons at all waking hours for the rest of the semester so that they can attune to their souls, as having a mystic focus will help them in later magic classes; then, he goes into an overview of hermetic magic, the kind they'll be learning in this class. (Apparently, and confusingly, it isn't strictly identical to the historical magical tradition known as hermeticism! It's been slightly hybridized with several other systems, making it more approachable to novices and more adaptable for experts.)
In Drawing and Painting, Gav gets to paint! There's paper and paint and everything.
Math is math. In History they get a very quick overview of world history, with promises to explore more in roughly chronological order. In Science, they get a similarly abbreviated overview of modern technology. In Literature they start reading the Tale of Genji. In Basic Martial Arts, Sensei Tolman picks the most powerful kid in the class and kicks his ass in unarmed combat, then sets them to practicing how to fall without injuring themselves and how to stand while fighting. In Technological Literacy, they are introduced to the concept of computers, and learn where to place their hands in order to type on a keyboard.
Then their school day is over, and they can get dinner! This may come as something of a relief.
Having no context for hermeticism, Herod just finds the magic introduction intriguing. He asks if the crystal is fragile and if there is any negative side effects of breaking something attuned to your soul.
He finds delightful with how much this world wants to teach his young, but maybe his peers wouldn't agree with him. Gav sure doesn't. The two of them type like two old people (which they might count being reincarnated and all that).
Art is a delight! Math is a bore! History is slightly less boring than Math, though he agrees with Herod that it might help remember this stuff. Science is cool. Literature is cool. Any Martial class where the kid used as an example remains alive by the end is an improvement, both him and Herod are obviously more practiced on how to fight, but their training is less formal.
Dinner remains something out of a dream. Familiar faces around?
The crystal is not fragile, but if he manages to break it there won't be any disastrous effect other than wasted time. Herod's teachers are pleased with his eagerness; Gav's are familiar with boredom, and do their best to penetrate it. Sensei Tolman shakes her head disapprovingly at their technique and mutters something about having to break bad habits.
Dinner contains several familiar faces! There's the Hemitheoi, or Ariel and Xan's group, or even Morty, sitting with a couple of friends.
"No, you're fine! Guys, these are Gavriel and Herod - Gavriel, Herod, this is my team, Star Force."
"Plus auxiliaries," comments a boy wearing a mirrored visor.
"Plus auxiliaries, yes. That's Hakim, our one and only auxiliary. You've already met Sky, and these are Sally, Xan and Leo."
They nod at the people when they are introduced.
"It was really cool." He tells Xan before turning to Leo. "And we are! Morty over there summoned us naked into his bedroom, he is tragically heterosexual so the story does not have that happy ending it deserves but we enrolled."
"I don't have one," Xan claims. "Leo, on the other hand, was born the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter, the Dark Messiah of all magic foretold by prophecy, but when he manifested as a mutant he grew a dick and all that magical potential went out the window because magic is a stickler for gender."
Herod narrows his eyes. "I am not looking for the entire inner mechanics of magic. I was primarily curious if there still a danger of a seventh daughter of a seventh daughter out there. And saying that the prophecy cared about your ability to fulfill would-" He starts saying with an acidic tone.
"I said clergyman, not peasant. You're not an idiot, you just know different things than me. There's still people having lots of children, yes, but the other preconditions of the prophecy won't be fulfilled for a couple of centuries. There was some astrological shit, and my mother herself had to be pretty powerful to have anything to pass down, and most people that powerful don't end up having more than a couple of kids."
"Oh, no, magic science is great. But regular science has been trying to make people immortal for ages and nothing's happened."
Hakim pinches the bridge of his nose. "First of all, most of that work was before we had gadgeteers; second of all, magic's been trying even longer."
"And we've got multiple living immortals! It just doesn't scale yet. But that's an easier problem than 'never made anyone immortal in the first place'."
"Science and magic have been pretty thoroughly separated for the last couple hundred years. There was a period of a few centuries where all the magic kind of went away for various reasons, and that was when science really started picking up, so for a while there people just thought, well, gee, once we started looking hard enough there turned out not to be any magic, must have all been fake."
"Nope," Hakim says smugly. "Technology is much more generally reliable."
"Unless there's a solar flare. Or an EMP. Or a magnetic speedster within fifty feet of you."
Hakim grimaces. "It can be disrupted, yes. But unlike magic, it follows ironclad rules."
"Unless you're a Devisor."
"Devises aren't technology, they're Warper effects, I will die on this hill."
"Xan hails from a nice middle-class family in California that loved him very much but has since updated in favor of him being a mutant menace, good riddance to them. Sky hails from a lower-class family in Kentucky that did not have particularly fond feelings for them even before they manifested. Hakim... I don't actually know anything about Hakim's family."
"And it's going to stay that way for the foreseeable future," Hakim says. "Incomunicado."
"Incomunicado," Leo accepts. "Ariel was raised by a notorious supervillainess and killed her in a duel, then absorbed her powers, and was adopted by Sally's parents, who are extremely rich and love their children very much, both of which traits they share with my parents, though unlike my parents they are not also notorious supervillains."