A door that usually leads elsewhere instead opens onto a mostly-empty restaurant, with a view of exploding stars through the windows.
A man in a long jacket with a scaled mammal draped around his shoulders is writing at one of the tables.
"Oh no! I'm worried that something is wrong with your souls, the parts of you that look like animals and hold your personalities. I'm a theologian and might be able to help find them?
"- Actually, the sleep issue sounds more pressing, if less overall important. Is coffee also illegal in your world? Some parts of the restaurant do time dilation, I could watch Catherine for a bit while you sleep in one, if that would help, although it would be totally reasonable if you didn't want that?"
"Thank you!" He carefully takes the clock, then goes to sit at a table facing away from the non-witch to add the new information about time dilation and notes about his encounter with the woman and baby to his notebook, assuming that he can do so without waking her up if he uses his other hand.
(Zombi-baby saliva doesn't seem to be particularly dangerous, and he's lost shirts to monster fluids for worse reasons even if it is. What a cozy, sleepy injured baby.)
He adds speculation about what might have happened to them and how and why in the margins of his notes in a simple Julian cipher, on the grounds that one shouldn't have plaintext speculation about brainwashing via intercision or reversing the effects thereof, even in a temporary set of notes.
"I am a human! All humans have souls shaped like other animals? I thought you might be a witch instead of a human, because witches can go places without their souls, but you said you said you weren't allowed to be one? And I don't think even witch babies are supposed to be away from their souls?"
"We haven't found aliens on other planets yet either, but we've only actually been to the moon. Although there are apparently aliens in at least one other universe! - Speaking of alternate universes, what year is it in yours? One of the many-material-worlds hypotheses is that all universes are the same age."
"I'm a little behind on news in that sort of invention, but I'm reasonably sure that if my world has portable phones anything like this, they aren't public? As of a few years ago, the closest published designs are the Svedish radio-telephone, which is about the size of a briefcase and only works within a few cities, and the New Danish phone that can place calls from moving Cthonic trains. And I think the Muscovites might be working on improving the range and reducing the size of portable communications radios?"
"Oh! Our countries and maybe our continents might not be the same!" He hands back her phone to sketch out a loose map of Earth's continents. "A Cthonic is a train that goes underground in cities. New Denmark is here," he points to a region of northeastern land including about a third of Gilead and a tiny bit of Canada, "and Muscovy is somewhere over here, I think?" Vague gesture around eastern Europe and western Asia.
"Are your continents like this?"
He labels countries accordingly. "Okay. For us, that's New Denmark, except for the Republic of Texas down here. Then, most of Mexico, Deseret, and this little piece of Gilead are Hispania Nova, Cascadia is pretty close to Astoria, and the rest of Gilead and Canada are split between New France and Beringland, I think. Where are you from?"
"I don't think so, or at least not by that name. We have... Orthodox Catholic Magesterialism, Reformist Magesterialism, Byzantine Catholicism, and Solae Evangelism, are I believe the main ones. And Alleghenic Rebaptism, but that's only really practiced in Texas and southeastern New Denmark? The newest are Solae Evangelism and Alleghenic Rebaptism, the others have existed for around a thousand years, depending on how you count them. I think some restorationist branches also came to or formed in New France, New Denmark, and Astoria, for the nominal religious freedom, but I'm not sure what they're called, or how large any of them are."
"I believe the schism between the two branches of Magesterialism was rather violent until they settled which was allowed to call itself 'Catholic', but both of them believe that the Magesterium in Geneva has divine authority, while the Byzantine Catholics do not. Rebaptists baptize people again as young adults, in case it matters whether they made a decision, and Solae Evangelists believe that only people's private interpretations of scripture matter for their salvation, rather than tradition or theological consensus?"
"Oh, uh, we have extra Scriptures is I guess the big one? And littler stuff like the coffee and tea thing. I think some kinds of Christians think we aren't because there's some thing that we don't think is exactly right that they think is a requirement for being a Christian but other than that we're obviously a kind of Christianity."
"Yes, it wasn't my original plan, but I noticed some interference in the measurements for my main project with similar patterns to those recorded the last time angels were reportedly observed. –Have they figured out how to get pictures of angels to develop correctly in your world?"
"That's too bad. Yes, assuming it's an interconnected network of computers and ordinators, between many smaller networks, probably using something called 'packet switching'? My friend was closely following publications about developing an internet a few years ago, he'd hoped to join the International Computing Network project."
"Oh! Your world might not have discovered them yet! Souls are mostly made of them, but yours seem to be internal, and everything else they do is much subtler. People used to think they were the physical manifestation of original sin, but it was proved that the relevant measurements were being performed incorrectly. Would you like to try to determine whether your world has them?"
He grins. "Okay, stop me if you get bored or lost!
"So, Rusakov particles, colloquially called 'Dust' are elementary particles, like photons, anbarons, and neutrinos. They're about the size of protons and neutrons, the largest common subatomic particles. Do you know if your world has those?"
"Hmm. Neutrinos are really small and difficult to observe, but I think if you have protons and neutrons, you have to have anbarons and neutrinos?
"Do you have circuits? Computers and phones run on circuits, in my world. Currents are created by anbarons traveling through wires, because they're attracted to the opposite charge of protons."
"Oh! Yes, it's a bit archaic, but they were called that before we discovered the direction of current; the direction of current is the direction anbarons travel, but was the opposite of the direction of electron travel, under the old model. But they refer to the same particle, yes."
"Okay, so the subatomic particles seem to be the same, which implies that at least the other elementary particles are the same? I assume you don't have emulsions for developing photos so that adults show up brighter than children? Do you have auroras, colorful lights in the night sky, usually near the poles?"
"If the emulsion works, that would confirm that your world has the particles at least, and might let your world's theologians move on to other discoveries about them? I'm not sure why the cities wouldn't show up. I'd expect that to be difficult to successfully censor if it happened at all."
"Huh. My world's philosophers do what's the meaning of life and what are the rules everything in life follows and why, and theologians do interpretation of Scripture and study of Creation and interpretation of Creation? And then physics emphasizes studying movement, and experimental theology emphasizes studying what the world is like, rather than interpreting its meaning?"
"Cool. It seems like poorly executed studies with a specific intended conclusion that hope to sway religious policy might happen less often that way. Does the Church set legal policy from its interpretation of research and technological development? Which kinds of technology does it generally have official opinions about?"
"Sorry, it's not a specifically meaningful phrase. I just meant that the systems of laws and culture your world has seem to have led you to develop technology ahead of ours. Possibly with the exception of particle-discovery, if you actually have Rusakov particles, but if your world doesn't have external souls or magic, then I'd imagine that they won't be very practically useful?"