Theo's just bitten into an apple when he feels the summons, so he doesn't stop to put it down before accepting. He can get rid of it later if necessary.
Luckily, so he thinks, he gets to the summons before anyone else.
And he appears directly in front of of a not very thoroughly clad girl who has her arms extended to both sides, holding a staff in her right hand. The girl and several other people are on a circular platform on a hill, surrounding a giant unfriendly-looking plant.
The girl's eyes widen in surprise, but she doesn't move as a show of lights around her continues.
The lights reach into the sky, parting the clouds and opening a neat circle there, from which a large... winged... thing... starts descending.
… He will not in fact try acid on it in case it does something weird to that and stops him from changing it back. Instead he will try– ugh, what the hell doesn't hurt wildlife but would kill this freaking plant.
Next time there's fire on the plant he makes it hotter and larger and stretch further on the creature, unless it nullifies him in an area around it.
He doesn't want to kill it, he won't burn it to death, he can try to char the tentacles and then cauterize the wounds if that applies or alternatively shove something solid against them to prevent it bleeding out or whatever, since it apparently doesn't totally nullify his abilities.
"Yes," he responds. "What the hell."
It... doesn't really have blood. Just the fading light things that leave its wounds, and they continue leaving its wounds when he tries to "cauterize" them.
One of the people around, holding a blue ball with bumps, spins it on his finger, causing black smoke to surround it. He throws it up in the air, jumps, and kicks the ball towards the plant thing, hitting it with significantly more force than kicking a ball should be able to apply. The cloud of black smoke grows and starts surrounding the plant, and from its tentacles' movements this seems to have impaired its vision.
He isn't sure how the flames will interact with the smoke – hopefully not explosively but he's not sure he should trust them to know with whatever the heck they're using against this thing, so he stops fanning the flames and instead flies back a bit – he has range, he can do stuff to it from a distance away, even if it's not a ridiculous distance.
There are in fact no explosions! Just the black cloud while the others continue doing fire or physical attacks while the plant lashes out at people.
At one point it starts moving in a very suspicious way and then a green very noxious-looking gas starts escaping from its body to surround the attackers.
He is sure he can get it to stop moving somehow, even if he has to make a bunch of ground into cloudfluff, manually move it over here, and then dump it on the stupid thing, probably after changing it to something more damaging.
For now, however, he will recommend people get the heck out of the way and– if it's not moving that quickly, if they can in fact get away, probably go get started on the stupid cloudfluff idea. Any nearby ground that looks like nobody will mind if he removes it?
Perhaps he should look into making some sort of weapon, but he's never done one before on account of never needing to and – again, what the hell.
The battle is leaving quite a lot of destroyed ground and general debris here and there, surely no one will mind.
And oh, look, apparently the plant's embedded deep enough in the ground that it's managed to extend two tentacles through it to all the way behind everyone.
The summoner starts—well, it looks like she's dancing, her various bangles and rings chiming prettily with her movements—but there are pretty sparkles here and there and people seem to not be suffering too much from the noxious cloud of whatever.
If this were a video game, Theo would expect her to be the one doing weird magic and buffing people. He has no idea where the hell he is, and he's pretty sure the mortal world hasn't changed this much in, what, like the past month or something.
So he grabs some nice cloud-fluff, converting some of the lovely damaged terrain – doesn't spend too long making it but makes sure to get enough to be useful without inconveniencing him by its weight, he can't change it that much – and then goes back and flies above the plant to try dropping rocks on it.
He has no idea how he's meant to fight this sort of thing. Trying to change the inside of the plant gets the exact same results as the outside, he's pretty sure – he tests that to make sure, though.
Ayup.
The fighters are sighing in relief and rubbing sores, the girl does some more magic to everyone, and a handful of people who had apparently fled the scene start returning to that platform to inspect the damage.
The summoner looks up at Theo. "So, uh, who or what are you."
"Drawing on the floor. Or rather – lighting up circles on the floor? Not totally impossible you'd get someone mean, though, so, should probably avoid making marks on the floor at all. And – uh, a Changer is someone who changes things, seriously, where the hell are we that you don't know what one is?"
Theo is still flying! Theo is still staying away from the blue lion-person and the not blue lion-person and the other not blue lion-person.
"Well, you summoned me with one of the circles. And I more meant – what country are we in, since we seem to be on–" Pause. "Earth, unless they terraformed–" Longer pause. "Mars."
Why do they not have words for Earth or Mars. What.
"And what are you even wearing," asks the girl in what's basically halfway towards a bikini adorned with rings and bangles and bracelets and earrings and anklets, surrounded by two technically-not-shirtless guys, an even-more-technically-not-shirtless lion person, and a woman with a physics-defying black dress made of belts, as well as the other approaching people in variously bizarre attires.
"Admittedly I don't know quite how bad all the things are – but like, that," he says, indicating the plant– "would be quite easy to do worse than if I were a Maker. Is probably easy even though I'm a Changer, but you'll forgive me if I haven't given much thought to that sort of thing."
"I– am not sure I have ever seen any fiends before except for apparently that plant? And no, I don't think I know about Sin, and I was saying you should be careful while drawing circles, not that you should necessarily never do it again, and this all sounds like– I have no idea where I am."
"Yeah, because 'summon' to me could convey a lot of things. Like summoning someone to a court appearance. Okay, more specific, I can change physical properties? I cannot change the position, I can't change something to be magically enthralling, but I can change the color or the material or the size or shape or density or– a bunch of things, of a thing."
"Limitations vary, mainly it's a 'how much can you do over time' thing. Can change lots of things into lots of things, or I can change the individual properties. The fiend was immune, probably 'cause it was magic or something – I repeat, what the hell? Functional knowledge – it's mainly visualization, I need to be able to visualize it. I think that's what you're asking?"
"Yeah, I can't just go 'I want a spherecorder', especially since I have no idea what one looks like except presumably spherical. Volume and mass limit is, uh. No, not really, but I don't do it all at once, it's a gradual thing if it's a large object? So, volume and mass over time, yeah, but not as a 'you cannot change a thing this large' limit, and distance is, uh, quite far, not ridiculously?" Pause. He moves a bit closer to make it easier to speak.
"Biology, yes, same limits as tech though. And I have not extensively tested the magic thing. I can't make anything magic, but you know, that could just be a failure of my imagination – pretty sure it's not, it's known that Changers can't change magical things – and I can't change other daeva much without permission, but like, that comes down to properties-of-daeva more than we-are-magical, I think. Not sure if there's, uh, actually any difference there though."
"Spherecorders are – right, the recorders that put stuff onto the sphere. Well, I dunno, could just be that you mysteriously pull stuff out of it and shove it into some other sphere, not an expert on anything sphere-related." Pause. "Properties-of-daeva vary. Include a nice, handy protection-against-lots-of-things thing."
"Can mildly inconvenience-and-or-pain me, doesn't do more than that. You could in fact stab me with a pin, I could in fact turn it to dust, I would in fact heal, overall would just be annoyed. Sword would do a shallow cut. I have no idea about Makers – it's hardly like I socialize with them."
"… Mainly because they are kind of extremely horrible? As in, 'what will I take for payment for what I'm making for you, why, since I can make whatever I want, I'll take your undying immortal soul, or alternatively the chance to kill your firstborn, or mmmmaybe I'll be okay with fucking you' – pardon the language."
"Please do not try it, there are also Movers, if you accidentally summon someone mean they might turn your loved ones into foam or they might decide they want to swallow your planet with a black hole or decide that telekinesis is a great way to have fun, what does planetary collision look like."
"I can't say whether it's anything like aeons, but yes, you summon us with circles and you don't want to repeat the one you just used even if you can remember it because that will get an unbound Changer and while we are generally very nice people that is not in any way, shape or form, an absolute and there are horror stories and fortunately I am not inclined to generate more." Pause. "I keep emphasizing this. I don't know if I'm doing it enough or too little, because like, again, have not encountered a society without them in my experience so far nor done a reveal or– anything."
"… I mean, it does have to satisfy certain conditions to be a summoning circle, like you have to specify what type of daeva you want, but you don't have to do it in a language you know, so maybe you just got unlucky-or-maybe-lucky this time with what circles it did? Or is it consistent each time, because– that would be confusing."
"Well I have no idea why it got someone this time and hasn't got anyone in the past." Sigh. "Apparently I am not much help when it comes to things outside my experience. Typically summonings involve summoning a daeva into your circle, with Makers they are typically gagged, and then you offer them things for them to do a task and if you both accept then they do it, take it, and leave. This circle didn't require me to stay in it, it didn't, I dunno, block me from trying to change anyone against their will, it just grabbed me and that was it."
"– Oh, you were talking about the dangers of unbound daeva being terrifying? I thought I'd covered that already. But yes, we are awake and we do exist when we're not summoned, and I live in a lovely little place with a bunch of other Changers and then Movers have their own separate plane of existence, as do Makers, as do Limboites, and then there's the whole mortal world."
"My powers do not in fact require gagging, nor do any of the others – that can be satisfied by other things such as 'cannot change things before having agreed to a task' and things to keep them suitably on task and things to prevent daeva from harming people, suitably defined – but with Makers they have that nasty habit of trying to coerce people out of their souls – that are nonexistent for the purposes of stealing, cannot be stolen, by the way – and things like that. Limboites are– right, you wouldn't know, but there's an afterlife and people go there after they die and the mortal world is, you know, here and Earth and Mars and everywhere that's not one of the other four planes."
Pause. "Except I still don't understand why the heck this place has magic, like, mortal world doesn't tend to – at least not magical objects – in my experience, and you still don't know where or what Earth and Mars are – they're planets, for the record – and there's Earth's moon, and this doesn't look like any of the aforementioned."
"The afterlife I'm talking about is not conventionally visitable except at concordances between the four non-mortal planes – that's a thing, lets us trade and stuff – so I don't think we're talking about the same thing here, and a planet is– a spherical massive object that has gravity and often atmospheres and, uh, sort-of-float in space? I don't know what sort of tech level you're at, but I'd assume if you have things that can record stuff, unless that's magic, that you'd know about planets and gravity."
"When someone dies, if they haven't accepted their death, they might hang on, filled with confusion and grief, which eventually turns to anger and resentment towards the living, and finally hate—and they turn into fiends, monsters that cannot move on and can only prey on the living. Killing them is a mercy, and it is one of a summoner's duties to perform a sending and guide the dead to their resting place so that won't happen."
"So. When you say 'resting place', you mean Farplane, and– I know approximately nothing about there, okay, what's it like, do people get tortured horribly forever or do they just live insubstantially or does it act kinda like Limbo – infinite plane of very little, I expect you'd get quite bored – or is it even better than that because if so I'm not totally sure why you'd hate it overall especially if you can go visit unless there are some convenient limits."
"I am very much not in this business for comfort, no."
And they finally reach the top of the stairs.
"If you die or if you will me away for a minute." Pause. "I would currently not like to be willed away, thanks, so would appreciate it if you wouldn't."
Hello people who are not expecting an angel. If it would help he can make his wings black to cut down on the blazing whiteness, and at least he doesn't have a halo.
.........no that does not help at all the blazing whiteness is not the problem here. They also don't notice the lack of a halo, not knowing one would be called for according to some other culture somewhere.
"Why not? I mean, not that I wouldn't love to use your powers against Sin, and Makers, even Movers, it'd be such a huge edge- but if you just explained how to summon people with appropriate bindings..."
"… Yeah, but I prefer personally not to be under 'appropriate bindings' because they can sometimes be unnecessarily limiting, such as the 'do not change people without their consent thing' – if you start bleeding out, I'd assume I have consent, but I might actually need it verbalized to do anything. Plus, like, you've somehow never summoned someone before."
Well, it's not his fault that they don't have halos in their culture. He doesn't know if they have a thing against white wings or something.
"...what does you personally not being under appropriate bindings have to do with anything?"
People have not stopped reacting to his presence with confusion when he changed the colours—in fact, if anything they're more confused—so no they probably do not have a thing against white wings in particular.
"I didn't say I'd dismiss you or resummon you, I want an army of Makers and Movers and Changers to take Sin down. And, separately, I'm wondering why you don't want to be dismissed—you haven't asked anything in exchange for anything and you implied people typically do, and also implied Changers can be pretty terrible which could just be you trying to buy our trust by implying you're not, personally, pretty terrible."
"… So you, what, think I'm a pretty terrible Changer who has explained that Changers can be pretty terrible to try to make you not think that I'm pretty terrible? And no, I haven't asked for anything in exchange because usually that happens before I get out of the circle and I don't actually yet know what you have, and also I don't want to be dismissed because I'm curious about this place?"
"I don't necessarily think that, I just think that it's possible and your powers make me nervous but most people are not in fact terrible and you'd need to be really, really terrible to be worse than Sin. And even if you, personally, are not worse than Sin, I'd still like to get at least one Maker and one Mover."
"I'm not against that," he says. "I don't know how to do a gag, though, but I think that's mostly so people don't have to bother hearing the annoying suggestions, instead of Makers actually being particularly persuasive or dangerous like that." He looks around. "Do we need to do something about these people and the fact I'm, you know, unexpected?"
At this point, a group of people walks out from the inner sanctum.
"You here to pray for victory, too?" asks Wakka.
"Us? Pray?" mocks the one in front. "Who needs to pray? The Luca Goers always win!"
"Oh, yeah? Then why are you here?" Wakka asks.
One of the other guys answers: "We've been praying for some competition this year!"
"So, what's your goal this time?" asks main guy. "You gonna 'do your best' again? Ha! It's too bad your best isn't good enough! Why even bother showing up?"
"Well, this time, we play to win!"
"Oooh! Play away! Just remember even kids can play, boys," says main guy—
—he pauses to finally notice Theo and blink in surprise—
—then shakes his head and walks off with his teammates.
(The temple has statues and fire inside spheres that somehow still burns and stone pillars and people and is very pretty.)
"Nope, pretty sure that's the main stuff – daeva's the collective word. There are concordances, though, between the non-mortal-worlds, think I said that, and we can be summoned to the mortal world but not to limbo or other non-mortal-worlds with appropriate circles and typically with bindings, and we're indestructible – limboites included."
He pauses to think, then says, "Oh, uh. At least some ex-summoners become daeva instead of limboites – I'm not sure on the particular skew or if it's all of them, but I've met a couple of angels who used to be summoners."
"No idea!" he says. "I have never heard of people in Limbo who are from here, or in fact anywhere with spherecorders and Sin, just people from Earth like usual, and I've never spoken to a daeva who's gone to a non-Earth and non-moon place, nor one who's from there, so yeah, you might go to our afterlife but this whole situation continues to be unprecedented as far as I know."
Wakka is in fact apparently studiously ignoring this, making his way to a statue and kneeling before it. He starts gesturing at it in a repeated motion of spreading his arms out and then bringing them together as if they were holding an invisible ball in front of his chest. "Lord Ohalland, guide our feet and give us strength," he says.
He's in a temple. There are statues and flames and people praying at the statues and a set of stairs into double doors. In other words, not much in the way of slightly less creepy, no.
After a couple of minutes, the door at the top of the stairs opens, and two people step out. Kaede looks up and both she and Wakka stand up.
"A summoner, are you?"
She raises an eyebrow. "There's all sorts of reasons to prefer quantity over quality, as a matter of fact. No matter how qualified a single guardian is, they can only exist in one place at a time and have limited attentional capacity, and that's not to mention replaceability. This isn't a job with a very high life expectancy, is it, and guardians have a defection rate as high as if not higher than summoners'. Not that I expect any of my guardians to defect, of course, but it happens, and not preparing for the eventuality is thoughtless. I'm not going to artificially handicap myself out of some sense of pride, nor am I going to hypocritically try to convince my guardians not to do what I myself am risking my existence to do, so if they want to come, I shall welcome them."
"And when that has happened a summoner will defeat Sin and it won't come back, but until then it always will," she explains, with only the barest hint of an eyeroll. "And in the meantime Sin has never let us develop good enough forms of transportation that we can actually explore the rest of the world to see what there may be other than the continent, so."
"A group of spherical objects – planets like this presumably is and moons and stuff – plus comets and things, orbiting a star, like the sun. So presumably you have one." Pause. "Anyway, not really helpful, so do you want to get started trying to summon things? Medical daeva can be useful in hospitals and looking at things around here I assume you're not particularly high-tech though I have no idea why you would have recording devices."
"A fayth is a person who offered their life to fight Sin. Yevon took their souls out of their still-living body and trapped them in statues where they live forever. When a summoner beckons, wishing for a way to defeat Sin with all their heart, they awaken and come to the summoner's aid—that's an aeon."
"It's not against Yevon's precepts to abandon a pilgrimage—one of the core tenets is that you cannot force this duty on anyone, it must be a voluntary choice—but it's frowned upon. and can be stigmatising. And if a non-guardian enters the Cloister of Trials, the summoner can be excommunicated."
"Sin attacked, and this guy who took care of me since I was a kid—Auron—took me to it, and there was this big light, and I woke up near some ruins somewhere. Some Al Bhed helped me, then knocked me out, then I had to help them with some ruins, and then Sin attacked them, and I woke up in Besaid. And Sin attacked Kilika, after. Kaede thinks that's weird and it may be following me."
"So that's kinda weird too, and then there's the fact you mysteriously appeared, this place has somehow never had an angel before despite that circle apparently being done all the time and only once getting me…" He shrugs. "Also the magic. The magic creature that destroys places. That's weird."
"Only the best sport ever! You mean you don't have it where you're from?"
And he descends into an excited and lengthy explanation of a sport played in a magical floating sphere of water which is sort of a cross between handball and football and wrestling, with lots of animated gestures and glance-drawing sound effects from his mouth.
"Right," he says. "And nowhere that the sick might congregate to see a doctor or something…? I mean, I guess you don't know since you're new too, but," he shrugs. "Anything you need fixed up, by the way? Since I'm available with medical knowledge and the ability to change things."
"– Do you want to try summoning something, then? With the aforementioned risks to where you'll go when you die, and the fact that if we want something useful we probably want to go filtering through a bunch of Changers or get a Maker who is hopefully favorably inclined."
And then most of the circle is done! He pauses. "Okay, well, we should maybe actually have something for them to do when they're here, hm. Could ask them to go fix up that place, but it's not like I actually have anything to trade with them." Hm. "You got anything on you that you're willing to trade for them? Otherwise I can see if they want a copy of whatever I have on my phone."
"Uh, yeah." He reaches for one in a pocket. It's a bit smaller than a billiard ball, and looks like solid water. Not ice—more like water just up and decided to be sphere-shaped on a whim. It shines with a red sourceless glow, and looks like it's in constant chaotic movement in spite of being completely still. "This one's for physical magic."
It's weird. The subjective feeling is that this sphere could normally improve something his brain translates as "endurance" but not, specifically, his endurance; could normally improve his "toughness" but again, not his, specifically (though this one feels more like "not yet" than "not at all"); or could make him physically stronger.
"I'd expect toughness to be resistance to damage and endurance to be the other one, but okay, I guess the words are kinda ambiguous. Resistance to damage probably wouldn't help much because invulnerable, same for the other one. Things don't go seriously wrong with me, I don't get damaged much." Shrug.
He's over a small island, with a tall hill in the centre where the temple is located. There are thousand-year-old ruins of ancient machina cities scattered here and there, but the only active settlement is a village of huts near the beach. There are some reconstruction efforts being made, presumably where Sin attacked, and given the state of destruction and debris Sin probably destroyed half the settlement.
… Oh how lovely.
Unfortunately he is not trained in architectural stuff, though he knows some basic stuff, so he wouldn't be able to recreate the buildings himself. He might be able to help out with some resource issues, though, if they'd want that, so he'll scout around a bit more and then go see Tidus and let him know he plans on that.
People stare at the weird creature circling the island.
When he returns, Tidus has a half-sphere in his hands. "I got a sphere of what the village and the temple steps used to look like, maybe you can help fix things?"
The sphere shows the island, recorded in first-person as someone examined the island and city. If Theo focuses on what he's actually seeing, it's a grainy blueish hologram floating above the sphere; if he just lets himself get distracted by what the sphere's showing, however, it starts feeling like he's actually there, in high definition and full colour.
That's slightly weird.
He goes down to the bits of the steps and the village that need repairing, though – offers to take Tidus with if he wants – and starts fixing things up. Also tests his new strength a bit, moving things around, seeing if it's at all noticeably easier.
"I still have no idea how any of this magic works – spheres appear when you kill some fiends, or you get those pyreflies and then you do something to them to get spheres, so do you also just, like, shove pyreflies into the water and it somehow sticks together, or do you get a sphere for it first, and are spheres made after people do the slow route for magic, or do you not know because you're new to intense magic use, or…?"
She doesn't answer, but starts dancing, and moving her arms in front of her body. A ball of flame appears there and falls into the ground, spreading into a circle of burnt and dead ground under her feet. A magic symbol flashes on the burnt ground, and it suddenly shoots up into the sky, with Kaede on top of it, pushed up by a transparent sphere containing a slumbering fire dog thing. It wakes and stretches, causing the sphere to explode and the rock where Kaede'd been standing to shatter. She lands on the dog's arm, and they both fall with a crash on the (mysteriously not damaged and lacking any holes) ground.
It's all very flashy.
"This is Ifrit," she says, patting the dog's mane.
"So. Uh, my main question is do I need to treat them – him, it, she, I don't know what pronoun to use – as though they're a person that I should include in a conversation or something?" Pause. "Not that I'm really sure how they would contribute to a conversation with growls though I guess they could maybe do yes/no."
Of course he does.
"So, I've been told that you have sphere magic that I can apparently do? You have spheres that– might or might not help me very much, since they do things that might already be covered by my invulnerability – uh, he," he indicates Tidus, "already gave me a few."
He nods. "So – I asked uh, him," he points at Tidus again, "– sorry, don't recall all your names, but apparently he doesn't know much about the magic – how does it work? You get pyreflies from fiends and you do something with them to get spheres or you shove them into water for, uh, learning to breathe water for Blitzball apparently?"
"It's complicated. Pyreflies don't come just from fiends, souls are made of pyreflies and they occur naturally in many places. They can actually be found and harnessed anywhere, but it's not everywhere equally easily, and fiends are made of solid pyreflies, so sometimes parts of it that aren't anyone's soul coalesce into spheres."
"I have no idea what unsent are, and I'm not really clear on how those steps can fit together like that – I'd expect souls to either not exist, not be pyreflies, or somehow be special pyreflies if they form fiends and don't form spheres – even if just special by forming some structure that doesn't break when fiends die…?"
"Souls totally break, even when regular people die. And unsent are people who died but still have a purpose in life so they stay around and get a body made of pyreflies." And to Wakka: "It could still work if the pyreflies were just reacting really strongly to someone's feelings when they die, strongly enough to just copy their mind."
"… I mean, it could also be magic that they've used, or accumulated depending on how it works? I'd expect to have something from that sphere, and then I have no idea how your souls work but I presumably have one so I'd expect someone with this to, you know, produce whatever from a soul and also whatever from a sphere, unless the spheres and the soul merge?"
"People who do more magic don't tend to have more pyreflies, as far as I know, although very powerful unsent sometimes do, so it's complicated. It really doesn't make any sense to refer to pyrefly, singular, they're more like a continuous quantity that sometimes gets clumped together in pretty lights."
"Would people rather we continue on to Luca or whatever you were planning on doing next? Or alternatively I go help with cleanup at the shore and meet you later– so long as there's some clear path, not like I'd want to get lost and I don't know how feasible that is?"
He smooths over the daeva summoning circle, seeing as how it's not serving any purpose anymore.
Pause. "Okay, so I will probably go help the people on the shore, now, let you guys discuss it without me if you want that. Where should I meet you, any particular guideline on when? – I don't need anywhere to sleep, I can just keep myself awake indefinitely, and I can make myself food as necessary and clean up and whatever, so this is just for how it would be convenient for me to get in contact with you."
"I mean, I might get bored eventually but I don't actually do all that much Changing for an actual purpose as it turns out because there are a lot of Changers, so– I can probably keep it up for a few hours without getting particularly bored, will probably take a few breaks and be ready to continue some more?" Pause. "That is to say, nothing extremely precise, but somewhere on the order of hours and then more after breaks. How much help I can be depends on what's available to do, but I expect I can probably help quite a lot, though I'm not trained in architecture or applicable engineering things."
"My main point here is that it might be more effective in the long run for us to just get going, because killing Sin saves quite a lot of lives. However, the Besaid Aurochs do have a tournament to play tomorrow so we can wait. We could go ahead to Luca and you meet up with us there."
"Sure," he says. "I assume I can ask people for directions. And yeah, to the first thing I agree, but I wasn't sure what sort of timescale you were on and also unless you need to, like, strategize with me right now – I guess you don't know much about what I can do – I'd probably be best served doing things while you slowly make your way to the next place."
"I can fly, sure, but I don't know what direction and if I can't see it from hereabouts or be pretty clear about where it is, I might get lost on the way. – Obviously not, like, disastrous, 'cause I can just ask people for directions when I get to land or alternatively backtrack and go the long way, but still."
In the meantime, Theo will be a very productive worker and help provide them with resources as necessary and also try to use his newfound slight strength increase to move things around. Not that it helps very much, but to make it so he can hopefully use more spheres in the future.
If people want food, too, he can make that.
So he will keep working for a while! Then after a bit he'll take a short break and– fortunately he does in fact have a phone in his pocket, a nice piece of technology that he has a bunch of things on and he plays a game and eats something.
Then, unless anybody interrupts him, he'll start working again.
Well, if they retire then it's probably not much help if he stays around to do things, since he doesn't have proper guidance on what they want.
So he flies away, to catch up with the others. Presumably they're disappearing to go on the boat soon-ish, or if they're already on it he'll start flying to Luca.
He doesn't think he should land on the boat – he's not sure if they'll take issue to carrying extra weight, but they might – so if he can catch up with the boat he'll try to see if they're visible and relay to them that he plans on continuing on to Luca; is there anything he should do when he gets there?
It is, in fact. It's dark and quiet, and people seem to be asleep there as well.
And as he gets closer, something shoots at him from the city.
Well, you know, ow, but it's not like it's gonna kill him and it's not like it's gonna penetrate much past a few layers of skin, though it does knock him around a bit because bullets have momentum.
Same thing happens with the second bullet. Makes it a bit difficult for him to fly as he intended.
Well he will be in a bit of pain, then, because bullets hurt, and they are frustrating and he will drop a bit.
Not too badly controlled, because he can make sure he doesn't crash or something and it's not going to tear right through his wing so it's just that it's moving him weirdly and causing him pain, but definitely worse than before and he would really rather not drop into the water if he can, like, not do that. It'd be frustrating and he likes his clothes and he doesn't want bullet holes in them, and bullets hurt, ugh.
Well he will just finish up his singeing underwater, cool down, get to the surface to take a breath, and then heal up from the freaking wounds and the tatters of his freaking shirt because they just had to do that, didn't they.
Then he'll turn his wings into water and swim to shore.
He– really, why?
Okay, how about he just turns around and swims away from the place that wants to shoot him on sight for being a trespasser or whatever. He can return in the day when they hopefully don't think he's evil, or if they do, he can talk to the people on the boat or something.
Fucksake.
He will in fact circle the city that his summoner is apparently going to, despite the fact that it shot at him, because he desires to go there.
Does anybody come out to arrest him for something like public indecency if he goes along the– why is he even caring about how his clothes currently are, he can just fix them; he does that.
Does anybody come out to shoot him with more guns because they recognize him and his wings or something if he does in fact land and walk along the single wide dirt road?
There aren't many (or any) people on the highroad to remark on his state of undress, but given some outfits he's seen other people (such as Kaede herself) wearing, it's not very likely they'd care much about indecency. When he reaches the platform and stairs leading down to Luca a uniformed woman carrying a large gun walks up to meet him. She blinks at his wings, but says, "Greetings. Are you...?"
"Am I what?" he sighs. "Human, no, summoned, yes, an aeon, no, a fayth, no, alive, yes, going to perform any antisocial actions, no unless I am seriously miscalibrated on this society, and am I the person you all shot at when he was flying across the ocean earlier? That last one, that's a yes."
"I don't really need to sleep," he says. "I'm basically just waiting for some people to get here so I can continue to discuss with them how to, hm, put my skills to best use, but thanks anyway." Pause. "Don't suppose you need any buildings repaired or ground smoothed over or things demolished…?"
"I'm not really clear on if I need to keep, oh, any of this a secret or anything, but I have the ability to change things into other things within certain limits if I can visualize the end product. Things involve 'bits of concrete into air' or 'making more of this item' or 'fixing a crack in some material' as well as a bunch of other things, but those are the particular ways I might be able to help with construction."
Nod. "And in the meantime I guess I have nothing to do, so unless there are people I should speak to for how to better use my powers, or if you have systems set up for 'explaining our society to extremely foreign travelers', I think I will go find some place to loiter, legally, and play games." Pause. "Or maybe not."
He pats his pockets to see if his phone is intact.
He can cope with boredom. A little.
After a bit he'll probably try making a maze puzzle game. He can do that, even if the maze might not be solvable or whatever, and he can amuse himself for, like, twenty minutes doing that, or something.
Ugh.
He will explore. He's sure it's a large place. Or at least not small enough he'd get through it all in ten minutes. So he will spend however long it takes him to go through different sections of it jogging, and this is probably also good for him using his strength and – he lost the spheres as well, probably, that's just so great – and he will try not to get too bored but he's sure he can amuse himself by looking at the architecture and any novel or bizarre ways of doing things and by just focusing on his jogging for a bit and things like that.
Stupid anti-fiend defenses.
Yeah, there's actually way more city than he can cover that night. The architecture is unlike most things he's seen, clear and spacious with short buildings and domed ceilings and arcs.
Well, he can clean up the casing just fine and fortunately in modern times they have nice phones that are quite resilient even when totally submerged in water to quite a high depth, so it still functions. Or will after it's been dried, or whatever, but he can do that himself.
He flies back towards the city, pocketing the items again.
Woo! He has successfully wasted time and kept himself from getting too bored, that's wonderful.
Is it waking up in ways he might find interesting, like there being merchants or something available for him to trade arbitrary metals with so he can have some local currency? Presumably they have local currency. Presumably he can get it at any time. It might be useful to have some on-hand anyway seeing as he's not summoning any other daeva right this moment – unless it's an intermittent thing – and therefore not likely to be desummoned and resummoned.
Oh, just a second while he digs around in his pocket, he's sure he can find a larger piece! Depending on how large the person is talking about, it might be large enough, who knows.
If not he will go see the guard and find out if she knows about local laws on trading gemstones or whatever. They might have some, not like he knows for sure he won't be arrested for producing expensive ones.
… Right, yay, he can just go loiter around near the harbor or something and wait for their boat to get in.
Fortunately his phone has in fact survived its contact with the water and the bullets and the laser – not particularly surprising with respect to the water, but still – and so he will play a game, or some games, on that while he waits. Maybe read a bit. Maybe write. Depends on how long the boat takes.
Neither, apparently! As they dock, someone with something that looks like an appropriately aesthetic TV camera starts recording them, and the loudspeakers around the stadium (for the harbour is actually around the stadium) start blaring some introduction music to this one guy's voice:
"Good morning Luca!"
The voice continues. "It's a bright, beautiful day today, but you know what else it is? It is the day of the annual Blllllitzball Tournament!"
And another voice: "That's right, Bobba, and let me tell you, I'm really excited about today's games. And it's a special edition of the tournament, isn't it?"
Apparently-Bobba replies: "Yes it is! Maester Mika completes fifty years as Maester this year!"
"A unique event, really."
The ship finally berths, and as it does Bobba continues: "Ah, over there! The ships carrying the players are arriving now! This would be dock number 2. All the way from Kilika, it's the Kilika Beasts!" Indeed, a team of Blitzball players makes its way out of the boat onto the dock. "High Summoner Ohalland used to play for them -- a big name to live up to. Their hometown was recently attacked by Sin. Isn't that right, Jimma?"
"Yes, Bobba. They're going to be pulling out all the stops to try and bring back the cup this year."
Bobba again: "Exciting, isn't it, folks? Our next team off the ramp is... Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs!"
Theo can recognise the whole party behind the team, except for that boy who's in Kaede's place, actually shirtless as opposed to just technically-not-shirtless like Tidus and Wakka, wearing low-hung trousers and sandals, and some bracelets and anklets. In other words, a boy almost as revealingly-dressed as Kaede was. Moving almost like Kaede did. Surrounded by the guardians in exactly the same way Kaede was.
"They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad! That's right! In twenty-three years they've never made it past the first round! Only a few die-hard fans are in the audience today."
"Best of luck to them, and a safe journey back to Besaid," says Jimma.
People in fact give him space, what with the wings, and the crowd is somewhat thinner around the Aurochs.
"Oh, you're already here," says the boy walking up to Theo, while another team steps off the boat and Bobba says "Right, Jimma. Moving right along, our next team is... Here they are, folks! Our very own Luca Goers! They've got power! They've got speed! They've got teamwork! They're an all-around first-class team! And they're back home in Luca!"
He sighs and laughs a little as Wakka gives Tidus a hard time for that. "I was saying there's this kind of sphere that can do a certain special kind of magic called dressphere, and I tweaked one to get me to change my body like that." The ground under him sparkles and engulfs him in light—
"Yeah. That's for later, though. There's the Yevon delegation."
And indeed it is there, with six musicians playing a fanfare. A man with blue hair walks down the boat's ramp onto the dock, turns around, kneels, and does the praying gesture towards the boat. The crowd does the same.
A very old man surrounded by priests and bodyguards walks down the ramp. "People of Spira, I thank you for your generous welcome. Rise, Maester Seymour." He looks at the crowd. "And all of you as well."
He totally gets looks, but apparently Spirans are in general cosmopolitan enough that they don't actually stop to gawk.
And eventually Kaede, Kimahri, and Lulu have reached a plaza with a pretty fountain, crowded enough their conversation won't be noteworthy, but not enough it's uncomfortable.
"So, have we gotten to the part where the Final Aeon kills its summoner?"
"I forget the particular details but that's the thing where you, uh, obviously stay around after death, but also they have some sort of unfinished business or something and I assume somehow terrorize the locals?" Pause. "Oh, did I mention – I got shot at by the city defenses last night. They thought I was a fiend."
Eyeroll. "I mean, I don't, but I'd sort of expect that if 'all unsent end up terrorizing people' then there is some condition of becoming unsent that requires you'd terrorize people, and would either exclude Kaede or they– they? – would have to become the type of person to terrorize people to do it."
"I suspect that if unsent terrorize people like fiends do then in order to become an unsent you will somehow terrorize people in some way, whether it alters your personality or how it manifests or you have to in fact be the type of person who would terrorize someone as a prerequisite to becoming an unsent, and because of this, though I do not know whether it is accurate because I don't know if the data is 'literally all unsent terrorize people', I am not sure if you would be able to become an unsent in the typical way without going and terrorizing people and I assume you have some fix thought of, plan on one, or alternatively it's a non-issue of some sort."
"Is sending unsent to the Farplane, uh, an easy thing to do? Could you instead help tether them here so they don't need such strong feelings to stay or something?" Pause. "I honestly don't know if this will help in any way, I'm just wondering if this is in fact a thing you could do, and if so how much preparation it'd require if any."
"I don't think they're illusions, or not just illusions at any rate—people don't appear in the Farplane unless they're dead and sent. But elsewhere you can totally get pyreflies to show you illusions of loved ones regardless of how dead they are and the ones you see on the Farplane are pretty similar."
"Oh," he says. "I think I might have an unclear idea of this thing, then, since I'm forgetting bits and apparently misremembering things. What parts of your Plan might actually change now I'm here, and what do you have in your plan for after you die and hopefully become unsent – just work with people from there and hope you have extra information after doing the summoning?"
"Worst-case scenario I just kill Sin again and again, however many times I need to, but I'm planning on gathering as much information as I can about it on the way there and there. The way you change stuff is that you may actually be a way to kill Sin and keep it dead, somehow."
Theo gives Lulu a bit of a look, then says, "So you can still do magic while you're an unsent, or whatever you need to be able to do summonings? And I don't know, it might be of help, but it seems to have pretty drastic limitations when it comes to fiends and this seems like a step up."
"Do you expect the Final Summoning to be somehow distinct, and you can't do that while unsent even if you can do regular summonings? – I'm wondering why you specified high summoners, that is, and haven't just asked some generic summoner unsent if they can summon things, or have you?"
"Yeah, that's what I mean." Shrug. "I'm not coming up with any sudden applications for my power, either, unless we want to try dropping something on Sin that would otherwise be difficult to procure – like something radioactive, though y'know, that has risks and I doubt it'd help – or it turns out to be mysteriously non-magical and I can just get rid of it without you needing a summoning."
"… Sort of, poisonous from a distance. Causes illness. Would be dangerous for living creatures nearby unless you're all somehow persistently magical against it, which I doubt, and would probably not do anything to Sin because it's sort of slow-acting and also sort of requires that you have cells to destroy."
"They are really quite small and they make up living creatures and have subcomponents and– do things together. Cells, that is. Bacteria are some of the things that cause illness, can be protected against, viruses also do that, a few other microorganisms too…? They're all really small and I don't know what level of tech you're at but if you don't know about bacteria then it's sort of weird that you have the ability to record things."
"Can you fix mental illnesses that way, too? I assume not, because 'previous healthy condition' would apply weirdly to the brain – you know that mental illnesses exist and the brain is where you have thoughts, right?" Pause. "At least, that is back home but I have no clue if your biology acts the same, especially since you seem to have non-human sapients?"
"Okay," he says. "I'm not clear what assumptions I can safely make about how things work, here, because daeva summoning circles don't work properly, you have a magic system that seems quite separate from the one I'm used to, and also you're lacking in some technological knowledge and you have, like I said, non-human sapients, which while technically I guess we sorta do back where I'm from they're all basically-or-very-similar-to humans, like me."
"Helped out on the shore over at– whatever the previous place was called, then at dusk they stopped for the day so I flew over the water, saw the boat and everyone was asleep so I decided to continue on to Luca, got shot at, lost my phone, lost the spheres, went a long route around to Luca, found out that it was an accident, walked around a bit, then went and retrieved my phone and the spheres." Pause. "Oh, and also I got some cash because it's kinda convenient to have it around – apparently you guys still value gold even though it's less than I expected."
"Well, I don't really need all that much cash immediately, I wasn't sure what sorts of things people would like better than others and I wasn't sure I should go around advertising my powers, and also I have no idea what your rules are on trading gems and things – so I could have made some sort of, I dunno, gold ring if those are worth more, but I didn't really need to."
"I'm not absolutely certain but I think it's because – like, diamonds and things used to be really expensive to get back home, so presumably if you had a large quantity of it and you're trying to sell it to some random merchant, you stole it and are trying to pawn it off. And then nowadays people know about daeva and you're not allowed to sell conjured materials like that. Damages markets and things."
"Not many people do it, it's only been known about by the general population for like thirty–forty years at this point, you have to do training courses before you're certified and legally allowed to do it, people who summon daeva are presumably watched to make sure they aren't in fact selling off loads of gold."
"… We don't have much of an economy for material goods in Heaven, where the other Changers are, but we still trade in things like technology because that's harder to produce for us? So, no, you don't really need money if you have arbitrary material goods. But presumably just giving out things to people, from a summoner, for free to other mortals, would crash the market, so I expect there are laws against doing too much of that too."
"Right, and in the non-mortal worlds we don't, as far as I know, have a conventional economy – Fairyland has some of one, they can't actually produce anything by themselves, Limbo presumably would but has issues in that there really isn't much stuff there at all, Heaven is mainly stuff that we have difficulty producing, Hell probably has informational trading, like, lists of book authors, and I assume there are laws that protect the mortal world's economy from being crashed." Pause. "There are definitely laws against selling material created by daeva, I assume freely giving stuff away is also prohibited over a certain amount, you still need people to invent things and do the manual labor and stuff so that's not totally obviated but I guess you could do that by trading skilled work or something? They at least still seem to have an economy, but I haven't studied up on the laws that might protect it."
He shrugs. "Me either. But somehow the economy still exists, even though daeva exist to help with the whole issue of material scarcity, and there really aren't many summoners and we get treated like tools instead of people and for the most part we're not used as much as, like, we probably should be?"
"– I mean, probably, but it depends on how the other daeva would interact with magic and what sorts of things are actually required to kill it. At least you'd, you know, be able to go become a daeva when you died, probably, so you'd probably have already spoken to High Summoners if any of them summoned daeva, and– actually, yeah, I'm still not clear on how that could affect your Plan, you having summoned me, because it might mean that you don't become unsent even if you're trying to."
"Unfortunately I don't know how you'd stop yourself, but summoning wasn't working last I checked – should probably check that again – so maybe transport between here and there is somehow broken?" Pause. Frown. "Which might mean I can't get back, and also might mean we're kind of really far away from the rest of the mortal world."
"– Yes, but my point is that transport might not work to get us back there since it doesn't currently work to get people here. So you might die and turn into some daeva and be unable to appear in a daeva world, or you might stay around as an unsent, or you might disappear as soon as the connection is restored if it works like that, and I have no idea what will happen to me after you die." Pause. "Again, this is unprecedented."
"Yep. I'd expect to somehow get back despite transport or, like, stay here without a summoner – I'm pretty immortal so I doubt I'd just disappear or something – but I don't know." Shrug. "You could try dismissing me at some point but if that works and you can't get me back then that's not wonderful."
"You could build a house, you could probably find some pretty architecture to watch, you could use the internet… I mean, I spent the first like year of my life learning to speak and then had a fun Changer childhood education and then went through medical school, so it's not all boredom? Besides, if you could get summoned back here you'd be able to do, like, all the same things as before." Pause. "If you become a Mover you might die of boredom, sure."
"I don't actually know how it's picked? I haven't met many ex-summoners and I haven't met any Mover or Maker ex-summoners to my knowledge, so," he shrugs. "As to the Maker thing – because you seem like you're not a terrible person and so if you went and lived in a society that seems to include at the very least a disproportionately high number of terrible people? That wouldn't be particularly fun."
"So the summoner asked the Maker, who could not talk or express preferences, whether they would like to trade medical technology for the summoner's soul, which according to you the Maker cannot really take. Which means the Maker actually gave the summoner the technology for free."
"No, they asked if they'd like to do it for a list of books, and then when that was a no they tried a bunch of other lists of books, and then suggested some music and some other things and then finally asked if the Maker would only do it for their soul or some carnal activity or whatever and the Maker, being extremely menacing in general because a gag doesn't stop them from giving off body language like that, nodded their head that that was in fact what they wanted and the summoner got rid of them and looked for someone else."
"More or less, yeah. So, let me see if I get this straight: there are billions of Makers, all of whom can create arbitrary material goods, who know if they take a summons they're gonna be unable to actually talk, and the demons who do get summoned to Earth are exactly those that would... take a summons, so those who want things other than material goods and want those things enough to put up with being gagged and glared-at by Changers nearby."
"Yes," agrees Theo. "I thought I'd mentioned this – I doubt literally every single Maker ever is evil, I'm sure some of them can be at least somewhat pleasant if only because some of them are ex-summoners who haven't been corrupted if that's a thing that happens, but there seems to be an extremely high proportion of those summoned who are pretty terrible, plus there are myths in general on Earth relating to the different daeva, plus it's hardly like their powers give them any incentive to work together."
"Yeah, probably, but – I mean, you could sort of hack it in a slightly horrifying way as a Maker, I think, and it's not too difficult if you're a Changer and doing it to yourself." Pause. "But I'm able to do your magic so I don't see any reason why you wouldn't be able to do the gender magic, since you already have it?"
"– I'm pretty sure you don't take things with you, because you leave a body, but I've not actually had this confirmed," he responds. "And – if you die while male, using the sphere, you might take the magic with you unless it's an illusion or something?" Shrug. "I don't know how magic things interact with this, since usually humans don't end up with actually magic stuff either."
Shrug. "I can change my form more-or-less at will, too, I guess? But that's because I'm a Changer, not because I'm a daeva, and I don't know how being unsent would interact with this, nor if you could somehow be sent to the Farplane if you were a daeva because the magic doesn't register you've got a new body properly, or what."
Theo does likewise! "So, I don't recall if I offered this to you two yet but I offered it to Tidus at least – since I have the ability to change things physically, anything in particular you would like changed? I have no idea how this will interact with the dressphere, but if your female form has some birthmark you dislike or something I can remove that. Probably. Depending on how your magic thing works."
"Right, but why were the other people so excited about this? Is it common to go around introducing oneself to guardians of High Summoners and– getting autographs or something? Are they like local celebrities? I'm assuming that Kaede is visiting too because it's probably 'kind of like an uncle' or something."
"Right," he says, nodding. "Should I go too at some point, introduce myself? Presumably not the same time as Tidus and Kaede, at least not straight away, wouldn't want to intrude, but would that be expected of a foreign visitor or something? – I don't actually know how many foreign visitors you get nor how far they come from since you're apparently sort of low-tech."
"– You don't get visitors from other continents, but you still have individual islands? I'm not clear how much of a single country you all are and what would be expected of some random person from another country if you have plural and what would be expected of some powerful summoner from such a country, or even if you have them, and there is no need to try chewing me out for not instantaneously understanding everything about your culture."
"Okay, so if my question doesn't make sense because there is no precedent, could you as a native who understands more about the current context please make an educated guess about whether I, as a non-native, should in fact go visit him and say 'hi there I'm from another world and have a weird magic' or whatever."
"...Rikku is Cid's daughter..." one of the Al Bhed ventures.
"Of cooourse she is," Kaede sighs, then explains that "This pilgrimage is absolutely riddled with coincidences. Anyway, I gotta go now, nice chatting with you, if you're still in town after this game hit me up, we can hang out together." He winks, to no visible reaction from the masked Al Bhed, and continues making his way out.
"It definitely sounds useful," he agrees. "So – pyreflies apparently sometimes form spheres, which you can use to get some magic quicker, but I think Tidus said you could do it without? And – how do you aim for being able to enchant clothes for temperature, are there techniques you can do to get certain magics or do you just sit in a desert for a while and hope you spontaneously get the ability, or do spheres have a random chance of that…?"
"In general you want to imprint your thoughts and emotions on the pyreflies to get them to do stuff for you. You don't get spell spheres, though, there's only one kind of sphere that teaches you generic spells, and you need to figure out how to internally use that sphere to get that spell. The more common ones there are instructions on how to learn and what to focus on and what you need, but new ones need to be figured out from scratch."
"Like dresspheres, ones that have to be manufactured specially. I mean, I was treating spherecorders and the things they produce as distinct – I'm assuming they have to be manufactured somehow – but other than dresspheres and spherecordings, are there other spheres that have to be manufactured?"
"Sounds like it might be useful to look into, though. If there's any convenient way to do so. Which is possibly aided by the fact I can make expensive materials quite quickly? – I'm not clear how much the sphere slot things matter for what you do – I mean, fighting fiends and stuff – but I'm guessing they're probably helpful?"
"I'm guessing fighting fiends would be easier if you had extra slots for strength spheres? And I'm guessing that purple and yellow spheres would be useful at least in part because of that? And while they're rare they're probably easier to find if one has lots of money, or easier to find things out about if one has lots of money, and I assume there are things that are highly-priced here that I can probably produce quite easily?"
"Hm," says Theo. "I didn't put this together properly earlier – wasn't focusing on it properly, sorry – Sir Auron was your father's guardian, and was originally from Spira, and you know him from when you were ten years old, and then, uh, some time ago he went to Tidus's Zanarkand and brought Tidus up, and then Tidus and he arrived in Spira – returned in his case?"
Friend? Oh, is that Lord Braska's... son? People diverge on whether Lord Braska even had a son, some seem to think he had a daughter.
And while they're talking, two taller ronso make their way to Kimahri from the back of the café.
"Why not talk, Kimahri? Not see Yenke for ten years! Say something! Kimahri forget Yenke? Forget Biran?" the brown-haired one asks.
"Leave Kimahri, Yenke. Kimahri is small Ronso. Kimahri so small can't see Yenke and Biran's faces," the other says.
(Okay so maybe it's not a friend but Theo felt that was more succinct and required less explanation than 'the guy who summoned me, no I'm not an aeon, yes I'm kinda unprecedented, cool'.)
He tries to casually make his way in the direction of Kimahri and the probably-dicks, just in case.
Well that's, um. Probably sort of. Ouch. Or something. (Theo's not clear on how the horn thing works but he expects that's probably some sort of harsh insult.)
Fortunately, though, he doesn't even need to be nearby if he were to want to stop a fight breaking out or something. He's getting nearby anyway, because it's probably easier to insert himself between them than to, like, slowly produce a block of metal between them or getting the timing to glue their– shoes? Do they have shoes? – to the ground.
"Other motivations they might try to take you, since that one sounds so implausible? I mean, I can think of plenty of reasons someone would want to kidnap another person but they're mostly outweighed by the 'it's immoral' and the 'it's probably illegal' and the 'there would be various other repercussions'."
The people who were gawking at him gawk a little bit more at this display of sorcery. Kaede merely smirks.
In the centre of the stadium there is a floating sphere of water, looking pretty much like water inside a spherical bulb would look, minus bulb.
The water will consequently remain unchanged.
On two sides of the sphere there are triangular goals, and floating lights indicate position and various other details. The teams step into the sphere from raised platforms behind their goals, and swim in formation, six members to a team. Playing the Aurochs are the Luca Goers, the same ones Theo had the pleasure to meet in Kilika.
"I mean, I don't think I'd want to become a spectator long-term – I'm pretty sure I'd prefer actually playing – but I didn't think it'd be too bad to watch a single match of 'presumably less than three hours'." Shrug. "If it's ten minutes that just means I maybe watch a few others and then try learning to play if I ever get some downtime."
A minute in, Tidus scores a beautiful goal: there are two players plus the keeper between him and the goal, so he throws the ball at one of the players (much more strongly than he by rights should've been able to throw underwater), leaving them dazed; the ball bounces back towards him and he punches it towards the second player, dazing them as well; and the ball bounces up and out of the sphere, and Tidus himself follows it, spinning in the air and kicking it back inside and into the goal.
And soon other people start doing so, and then the entire audience starts calling for Wakka, too.
"The fans are getting impatient! They're calling for some action! Everyone seems to be calling for Wakka, folks!" says Bobba. The players inside the sphere stop playing to look around, and suddenly Tidus turns around and starts swimming towards the Aurochs' goal and out of the sphere. "Say... Where is that player going? He's leaving the sphere pool! He may be injured!" Bobba announces.
Theo will get his wings back on, transform a couple of seats into something more easily manoeuvrable, and go drop things on the stupid fiends!
Ugh this is not being as helpful as he could why has he not brainstormed combat applications of his power before.
(He tries changing the actual fiends into air too, bits of them, in case they're somehow different from the previous plant.)
Actually helps quite a bit! The fiend dies.
"You can—of course you can. I'll tell you about elemental weaknesses, your magic is probably better than mine."
(Panic. Chaos. People running from lots of fiends. Tidus and Wakka fighting through legged-fish ones.)
The blackness is apparently spreading from above Maester Seymour's head. A cloud of red-yellow-black light appears there, then, and a chain as thick as a persons torso with a three-pronged hook bigger than a horse attached to its end falls from it and sinks into the ground, turning it as black as the sky.
The chain goes taut, and then starts pulling something from the ground. That something seems to be a ten-metre-tall, ugly, chained monster, the hook wrapped under its chin. Once its whole torso is exposed, it gets free of the hook, which finishes being pulled back into the no-longer-black sky.
"I will totally tell you all about it later, but the whole 'waltzing back into my life after ten years and demanding to know things' schtick will not fly so we can do that after you inevitably decide to come on my pilgrimage with me because of some promise you made or something."
There is quite a crowd making its way there, but when they realise Wakka and the Aurochs are, well, Wakka and the Aurochs, they start cheering and opening the way.
And soon they reach the theatre.
Well Kaede is going with Wakka at first because, why not use this privilege his friend is getting? But when they reach the theatre they have to take one of the seats while the Aurochs make their way to the circular stage in the middle where Maesters Mika and Seymour as well as two men who are probably Bobba and Jimma are sitting at a long desk with a metre-and-a-half tall glass trophy.
Once everyone's arrived, the ceremony is short and sweet. Mika and Seymour congratulate all the teams, and hand Wakka his trophy, and everyone applauds and cheers.
The Yevon delegation is the first to depart, followed by everyone else, though Wakka stays behind to say goodbye to his team while the rest of the party continues on to the northern stairs out of the city.
They don't seem to be bickering, per se, given how they're not saying anything to each other.
When Theo arrives Kaede tells Auron: "You can feel free to come with us, I'm not gonna stop you, but I am not making you my guardian." To Tidus: "You're fine." To Theo: "You too." To Lulu: "Let's go."
And up the stairs he goes.
"Sir legendary guardian over there has made some unspecified promise—how did I guess that—about becoming my guardian, and expected I'd just be honoured to have him, just like that, without telling me anything about my father, Tidus's, the Final Summoning, or how on Spira he got to Tidus's Zanarkand. I was very put out by this."
"You'd learn– what, why other Zanarkand is weird and different from this Zanarkand and how to get there?" Theo pauses and turns to look at Auron. "Not ready in what way? Not emotionally prepared enough, needs to go through some weird ritual before you think he's ready, needs to be at least twenty-three?"
"Follow you for a bit? I have some more money – not as much as you said, but I don't know if that's your realistic estimation of how much the spheres would cost or if that's 'it'd be convenient to have this much' figure or what." Shrug. "If there are convenient things I can do in the meantime, like helping with construction and actually getting paid for it or something, then I'll probably do that."
"Or it might be that in order to have a chance of killing Sin, you have to have hope because some magic is stupid, and he's just being bitter about not having hope and is trying not to make us lose ours. Or something. Either way I'm not sure we're going to get anything other than him being more pissed off by dwelling on that fact he's being unhelpful from our point of view."
He snorts. "Now that's unlikely to ever happen. Me losing hope, that is. Hope is not the emotion going on here, at any rate."
They pass by a statue, the only non-ruins structure visible anywhere along the Highroad.
Theo shrugs, again, then says, "Cool statue."
He turns to Auron. "Got any idea how my powers could be used to be helpful here, or any other useful input you might actually give us? I explained them to you, right, quite a good ability to transform things into other things, clarifying details available on request?"
Onwards they go!
And a few metres ahead a wolf thing, a mossy rock thing, and a four-eyed lizard the size of a small pony jump in front of them, coming from the tall grass to either side of the Highroad.
"The mortal world is – where all the people are, at least – mainly a large planet. Spherical-ish thing floating in space, has a moon and is near other planets and has the Sun at the center of the solar system and such! The planet itself has a few different continents, we have pretty good travel between them, relatively good average standard of living but I don't know what that'd be in relation to here, haven't got a feel for this place properly yet but it's probably a bit better average? – Do you have an internet, interconnected technological devices, contains a lot of information like a big library, because I'm assuming you don't."
"Not everyone dresses like this! There are different fashions and different places on Earth and some gendered clothing that's sort of becoming less so, but what I'm wearing is kinda typical for lots of people, with variations in colors and styles. A bunch of countries and cultures and– you know, I think I have an encyclopedia downloaded on my phone so I can just recite from that if you want precise numbers and details that I might not recall?"
No one seems up to talking until they reach some old ruins a bit farther ahead, when an old man catches up with the group from the direction they came and asks, "Do you know what those ruins are from?"
"Material scarcity? Mm, sorta? Like, we can actually produce a lot of anything if we want to because we have magical people like me – daeva – but actually doing so and then arranging to transport it around and all the logistics, uh, doesn't seem to be a solved problem?" Shrug.
"Right, and it's probably more important that I help you than just explain the history of my world, but if you're setting off now then I can probably get a short summary then follow, and if you're exploring the ruins a bit then I can maybe give a few more details."
It seems he just ignored Auron.
Shrug. "Maybe we'll cross paths at some other point, then."
The summary he delivers will in fact be quite short, covering really ancient stuff extremely briefly, mentioning the major cultures and some major events that he recalls, going into a bit more detail more recently, and then he'll briefly answer a few questions but should probably get going.
Kaede asked about the history and now has the encyclopedia! If Kaede weren't using it, Theo would show the historian into a quick timeline and go through things there, not that Kaede knows that.
Theo answers the questions in pretty good depth and asks Kaede to look a few things up if he's obviously paying attention.
Unfortunately this time two of the fiends attacking are floating balls of solid magma on fire, so those can't really sink.
Lulu casts an ice spell around one, and it grows bigger when she does.
He can't really produce and freeze water quickly enough for it to be a large quantity, not dropping it on the creature, but if it's repelled from ice on the ground he can do that or he can grab up a chunk of earth, turn it into cloud fluff, and fly up then drop it down as ice from above?
"Like, finding some place in a town or a historians' guild, broadcasting I'm from another world, having them mention topics on a timeline they'd be interested in, putting together a slightly longer summary for each one, compiling it into a neat document on my phone, adding more details as they ask for them and then later handing that out, neatly organized in some manner off my phone at some future point, to interested parties. Instead of on a road without having dedicated any thinking to the process before."
It might not be directly relevant if he's reading history, and the tech stuff might not be implemented for a while because of the religious stuff in the area, but sure.
"Do any of you know any more about the, uh, yellow and blue spheres I think it was? They could be useful, maybe, if we can get them somewhere?"
"Kinda. It was really weird to me, too, Zanarkand has them but it was a big deal when it happened, but here they're everywhere." He points with his sword just a few metres down the Highroad where there's a flying... symbol? Of sorts?
"Yeah, I was just checking 'White Element' didn't mean 'ice elemental' or something. What sorts of things count as fire, just high temperatures and literal flames? And– is there any crossover in the elements, like fire and thunder, or water and ice? They seem similar."
"Fiends can vary—a lot. The ones that are common enough to have names don't, usually, they're too weak to become anything more. Some can become more powerful, because of their strong negative emotions, or being trapped somewhere with many pyreflies that start a feedback loop and feed them."
"I doubt it'd be easy so I don't expect so, but has anyone worked out or tried working out why certain people turn into certain fiends when they die? I mean, do the pyrefly souls like those forms, are people just really similar, are they all common negative emotions…?"
"The Crusaders are a force sworn to fight Sin and protect the peoples of Spira, even at the cost of their own lives. Lord Mi'ihen started the group that would become them, and walked down this road to Bevelle to refute accusations of rebellion and heresy and prove they were pure of intentions. They are part of Yevon, now."
"There's a reason machina are banned and Sin attacks us. It's to punish us for our sins" (the two words translate to different concepts) "like using all those machina and being lazy and letting things get outta hand. And these Al Bhed—and now the Crusaders!—are using all these machina and it makes everything worse."
"We have kinda a lot of technology? In active use by most of our approximately ten billion people. And we're not plagued by a magical creature named Sin, nor in fact any magical creatures that seem to target places with technology, and we accordingly don't have religion nor cultural understanding that technology is bad? Because, uh, it's not inherently so because we get by fine with it, it's just that you have the evil creature that seems to dislike it?"
"Sin didn't exist," Kaede looks up from Theo's phone to say, "then it did. Fiends just always existed. Fiends just attack anyone; Sin is cruel. Yevon explained how to kill Sin, and why it appeared, and he was right about one of these two things. He was the only one who had a clue about anything, no one knows how to so much as scratch Sin without using the techniques he taught us. Although of course people haven't given up hope, as this operation by the Crusaders and Al Bhed with machina proves."
"Does Sin drop spheres, too? – I'm not really clear how you'd know that the not-one-offs stay dead and don't just reappear elsewhere, like Sin presumably does? People don't, like, watch the area it dies in or something— or do they and it does reappear in the exact same place?"
"It's not guaranteed? If I think he honestly would stop and I honestly think he shouldn't then I might not, but I expect that if I think he shouldn't then either I can convince him because I'm right or I'm wrong and he should know so we can discuss it and work out a good solution anyway?"
"I'm kinda confused how you can know that in great detail, because if they disallow it and people don't use it, you can't really tell if it was actually an issue or not, and if they allow it and you do use it presumably it's only one type of technology and might not be used widely enough to tell, especially if there are Al Bhed going around and contaminating the results?"
"I mean, if you have a high population of Al Bhed in a town and they're all using technology, you can't work out whether other technology the town is using will attract Sin because the Al Bhed might be the ones doing it? You aren't controlling the factors that might cause it, you can't say for sure or even as an educated guess really which factors cause it if they're like that, and– did you guys lose science because you dropped most technology?"
"No, you can work out that 'approximately technology' causes it, but the actual specific types of technology it dislikes, what Yevon apparently knows somehow, they could probably get it mostly through fluke or by having reduced technology levels in general with bans? There's not, like, anything I'm telling you to do differently, I'm just saying that 'Yevon is clearly right because they've been right about types of technology' doesn't seem to actually follow from this?"
"A mythical supernatural being worshipped by a religion and suggested to have things such as omnipotence, omniscience and omnipresence while also apparently being benevolent, hence issues of 'why does suffering exist' and such – or some of them it's just greater than mortal power, see Greek pantheon in the encyclopedia." He rolls his eyes. "But more I meant – your religion treats Yevon as though not only did he get some weird information about how to kill Sin but you also think he has the power to bring me from another universe to this one for a test? Like, why the hell would he even do that, that's just compounding the issues Sin presents, unless you think he created Sin– which I am guessing you don't?"
"Well, I continue to be curious what information you might have," says Theo to Auron, "but if it's that Yevon made it then yeah, I at least am not going to stop trying to help people to destroy it? It's just gonna make me have someone in particular to be pissed at over it?"
Pause. He can't think of any clear spells that would be useful right this moment, and if he doesn't have any spells to use then he probably won't need mana, so– "Anybody got any ideas for spells I might try learning? I'm assuming an ability orb that feels like I could do something isn't working because I don't have a spell in mind."
"Spells are made out of strong emotions, and thinking about specific things, and then attaching those patterns to your soul. When you do that, your soul gets more shaped like that pattern, and it takes more work to learn other patterns. It is in principle possible to learn all of them, but it takes training."
Nod. "I'm not suddenly coming up with anything that you guys won't have already covered – fire blasts and whatever – and I'm not sure what sorts of things would synergize with my power?" Shrug. "Speed boost might help – either as a spell or as the orbs? – but it might not make much of a difference. If it boosts my powers that could be nice."
"Magic doesn't count as technology, no. Our weapons are all magical," she says, getting a plush cactuar out of—somewhere. It's not very clear where she was carrying it.
(Actually, it's not very clear where the others are carrying weapons or spheres, now that he thinks of it.)
"Most space magic was developed to create folds that can fit more than they look like the should. The kind that's used to bring things places is very new, however, and can only really carry sturdy objects, because the natural movement of walking and moving around gets amplified, too."
The feeling is odd, simultaneously like and unlike what he got when he used the power sphere. There is something-like-mana and something-like-power and something-like-resistance his soul is telling him he could use the sphere on, and now that he knows where to look he shouldn't have trouble with it even without the sphere.
"People can get mana, people can level up using experience and get more mana, magical spells can be used and cost mana, you can sometimes get upgraded versions of spells that take more mana and you recharge certain quantities of mana over time, sometimes increased by things such as rest or meditation, and people go around fighting monsters that appear in the environment so as to get loot and improve their ability to, again, fight monsters that appear in the environment."
"At least you don't have equipment menus where you can go changing what you wear? Instantaneously? And you don't get quests – oh wait no you probably do get quests, uh, this kinda makes me wonder if this is remarkably similar to a video game for some particular reason and if so if any people count as NPCs…"
"Those are the typical video game side-quest things," he says. "Or, like, 'go kill X monsters to get loot and craft a thing for me to help my dying wife' or 'for my daughter's party' or something." Shrug. "You don't seem to have clear levels at least, because again, that'd be really weird."
"Some games have quests and have an online component, and then a bunch of different people are in the same area and go doing the same quests, so really it looks like the NPCs just have the same problem recurring a bunch of times and also happening a bunch of times at once. NPCs being 'non-player characters'."
Eventually they reach an Al Bhed travel agency and Auron says, "We should rest here."
Theo feels like Wakka might be censoring his language around him.
Good. Maybe it'll become a habit.
"So, is there anything these specific people have done? I mean, this seems pretty far away from anywhere Sin might attack, so they're probably not doing any harm anyway…?"
Well, it's very, very pretty, in a sorta post-apocalyptic way. There's ocean and more ocean to the west (with underwater ruins), a loooooong Highroad to the north and south (peppered with ruins), and plains (filled with ruins) to the east before some more ocean (with more underwater ruins).
Good! That phone is extremely useful and Theo loves technology and this stupid place has a bunch of people religiously fearing it because of some stupid antagonistic boss monster or whatever.
Theo says that he should be nearby for the night but for now he supposes it will probably be farewell?
"Wow, good question there! That's the big issue. Some people are like 'well clearly they exist', others are like 'but I've seen no evidence' and the originals are like 'but I've felt it' or 'but who would write a book about all this' or 'heathen' or, you know, sometimes they have more valid reasoning than that, but yes, sort of approximately that."
"I mean, it's possible a really non-interventionist god does exist. But if I said 'there's a snake around the moon' and you tell me you can't see it, and then I tell you it's invisible, so you try sending something to detect it, and I then tell you that it's also intangible, it can lead you to question why I would think there's a snake around the moon and how I would know it if it were the case." Pause. "Oh, and Changers are associated with gods in mythology – look up angels."
"Well, Lady Yunaleska and Yu Yevon were said to be powerful summoners and they predate Sin. But if the only way to make an aeon is by having Yevon turn a person into a fayth, the couldn't have been, before. And all known fayth are in Yevon temples, so—there must've been some other way to create aeons, some forgotten way..."
"Do what? They're conscious and—kinda alive. We talk to them, when we pray at the temples to get the aeon. But they're—asleep? Sorta? Not exactly conscious, not exactly unconscious. When I get an aeon, the magic is in the bond between the fayth and me, not in the fayth themself, so other people can call upon the same aeons as I am at the same time."
"Summoners sorta, er, commune with the fayth, in the Chamber, and then they join with us and for a second we're—the same, more or less. And then they're gone but we know how to call on that bond again. It's also a personal thing—not everyone can be a summoner, you need to be particularly sensitive to pyreflies and magic to do it, so the summoner's doing some work, too."
"So could it be a spell…? It might be that there's a branch of magic – and I don't have anywhere near an exhaustive list so maybe this exists – where you have sympathetic or combined magic, where people work together for a common goal and it's stronger? Plus if pyrefly souls do, like, anything, it – yeah, doesn't sound too implausible I don't think?"
"I don't think there's any kind of sympathetic magic like that developed. Or, well, I don't know it. Other than summoning. I'm not sure how it'd work, though, the bond between fayth and summoner is pretty strong. It doesn't sound like it should be impossible to do it with a living person but it'd be different."
"Yeah, like I said, it's just the bond between them that does the magic. My Ifrit looks like all other Ifrits, but they're not the same. And there isn't a census on summoners who go on pilgrimages, people are discouraged from giving quitters a hard time because it's hard enough to draw volunteers as is. But many priests of Yevon, and all Maesters, are summoners, too, even if they're not on pilgrimages."
"School as I'm used to it is general education up until the age of approximately eighteen – I assume we have the same length years but I haven't actually checked – and then often followed by about four years of university where you have more specialized education in a field? There are apprenticeships, though, which are more specifically tailored towards specific jobs."
"There are things like 'school of engineering' – that's a type of science – but usually they're buildings or divisions that make up part of a college or university." Shrug. "Do you have any form of generalized education, even as kids? Or is it all, like, parents-to-children-and-exposure stuff?"
"I have no idea – really I'd probably have expected them to, since it's there long enough for someone to take it, but then the other circles didn't work when I tried them with Tidus so I'm not sure." Shrug. "As for binding… I don't recognize this design for a circle, but I should be able to write one around the edge?"
"Frustrating, too. It usually works pretty infallibly where I'm from – can't think of any examples of it not working, it'd only be if the circles were wrong or nobody were taking summons, which wouldn't happen – so I can't think of any non-weird-magical-interaction explanations."
"I don't recall seeing anything intersect the circle or whatever, but I wasn't paying much attention to it, and I'm not sure how you'd need to modify the standard circle to be able to access daeva from another plane or something if applicable, and I've never heard of other things in the environment affecting this sort of thing, and I'm not even sure that creating a circle through the aeon thing counts as validly producing a circle and you as being validly my summoner but it appears to be the case since I got a summons to that particular place at that particular moment."
Nod. "It's probably you, then. Which still leaves the question of why the circles would normally not work but work that one time, and– well, it's probably more likely that something screwed with the circle to make it cross-dimensional or something, seeing as this is not very much like the mortal world I know, than that it just so happens the circle only works with a particular astronomical configuration or emotional state or something."
"I still sleep if I don't work on stimulants – technology stuff, drugs, that make me less tired – but I can go without indefinitely with them." Shrug. "I would just be going around with them but there isn't much to do in the area so I'd probably just be screwing around with stuff or using my phone."
"It depends what level of safe you mean – you won't get permanent consequences if you spend 48 hours, just extremely bad reaction times and headaches and then you'll probably need time to recuperate, varies slightly between people, but if you were to try like a week then it'd probably be pretty severe."
"Night," responds Theo, then to Sadde: "The stimulants don't work miracles – I really wouldn't suggest you use them for prolonged periods of time. That is approximately how it works without them, yeah, but they mainly make it easier for you to stay awake, help keep you concentrated on things, and try to keep your reaction times good? – They aren't miracle cures for sleep; people don't tend to use them for prolonged periods of time unless they're daeva."
"People didn't get into researching sleep much? I'm not really sure why – if I had to sleep I'd personally want to look into it a lot, I think," he shrugs. "We've got cures for various illnesses and methods to produce more, though, and nice informational devices and we can communicate near-instantaneously across the planet? – Not that you have a proper idea of how far that is, but really pretty far."
"History of homophobia in my world, people are idiots, it's mostly been straightened out for a while at this stage." Shrug. "It is somewhat but maybe not entirely related to the predominant religions, which have-slash-had a relatively strong emphasis on 'sex is for procreation'."
He does. He does like his neck being nibbled on. And now Theo is left in just boxers, how neat.