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the lost steersman
in theory this has a practical political goal but mostly Theopho's very bored since he stopped selling confidential advice
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He saw on the morning of the 3rd that Professor Coeliaris was assembling a spellcaster's caucus, and kept walking because he seemed like a liability. Somehow he doesn't feel like that much of a liability a few days later. So he tracks down where she's staying and goes for a visit.

Knock, knock.

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Tillia answers the door at their apartment. She's wearing a mage's robe, in purple and green, in the Absalom style.  "Good afternoon, sir."

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Right, he saw this girl halfling from a distance. "Oh, hello. I was looking for Professor Coeliaris. Would you be her apprentice? I'm Theopho Lebanel, I'm a delegate at the convention."

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"Welcome, Delegate Theopho. I am Tillia, Professor Coeliaris's apprentice and calculator, yes. Let me see if she's at home." Tillia casts [Message], and in a few moments, Professor Coeliaris comes this way down a curving corridor. 

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"Welcome, Delegate Theopho! Come in, come in, would you like something to drink?"

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"Thank you, Tillia. And thank you, Professor; yes, I would. Whatever you'd recommend. How have you been in this awkward intermission we're having?"

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"Of course."

She guides Theopho into a pleasant open space filled with rugs and comfortable armchairs, with extremely abstract paintings on the walls.

An [Unseen Servant] delivers drinks. 

"Oh, it's been- quite interesting. We were in a tiny kerfuffle ourselves, alas. I will say that it's much easier to handle at fourth circle than at second."

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"I sort of taunted a mob to chase me and then dimension doored out of an alleyway just out of sight. I'm not sure it was the wisest thing but it successfully distracted them from burning my home down, and the scroll was cheaper than that. Mind, I was expecting them, given the floor on the first day."

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"Oh, I used Merciful acid myself. We use Merciful spells a lot at the college, so he students can safely experience the spell from both ends."

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"Never used that one at the Occularium, but then I'm not much of an evoker. Or a combat mage, I got my circles in experiments and intrigue."

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"Interesting." She sips her wine. "In the committee, we've decided on proposing some significant changes to how Cheliax runs its schools- as someone who has attended a...foreign school of magic... I would love to hear your thoughts on them."

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"I'd be interested to attend; I did start in the domestic schools, as well. I wanted to check with you before joining, though; I may be something of a political liability, and I wouldn't want to interfere with your work."

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"Well- I'm certainly not assuming that we get all the members back after the this little lacuna, so we'll need to see if there is a committee at all!"

she laughs, in the graceful tinkling elven way

"I'll see what I can do, Delegate Theopho. Have you seen the proposals passed so far?"

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"I did, and they seem reasonable as far as they go. I think the committee may, so far, be somewhat underweighting how nasty the wizard track was to its students, in terms of how viable preserving parts of it are. Though awarding titles to new teachers will probably help with the inevitable purging and rebuilding."

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"What would you propose, sir?"

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"No need to call me sir, Tillia, you certainly don't work for me. ...I'm not entirely sure. If we try to strip them of all the old teachers, that's basically just abolishment, and I'm sure many people will want that but not me. Giving the amount of scrutiny to professors and junior teachers that the Queen and companions gave to the higher nobility before confirming them seems in line with their significance. Harder to do, since those affected are widely spread, but they're much fewer in number. It might make sense to judge them with military tribunals rather than civilian, in a similar vein."

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"It seems to me that it is better to divert men through their desires than through the blunt hammer of Justice, Theopho. If wizards are allowed to teach outside the schools, then the good schools will prosper, and the wicked not. For the major colleges, of course our noble Queen has already brought in new teachers-"

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"No one but wizards will believe you, that good schools will prosper. And not all of them. I'm not saying you're wrong, in the long run you'd be right, but they won't. Perception matters as much as reality; more, probably, when we're writing laws to bind the whole country."

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"It's clear to me that we need you on the committee, Theopho. What is there that can we do to mitigate your... political liability?"

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"I don't really know. I haven't renounced Erecura, though I did talk to some real Iomedans and shut down the temple until such time as I buy a commune. I'm not averse to that becoming public knowledge as long as it isn't in a way that makes Chelam look good for accusing me, and it might help. Three more commotions like Select Wain's speech and no one will bother with remembering me, but that's not exactly to be desired."

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"And what's preventing you from buying a commune? Is that something that can be done before we resume?"

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"There's not a particularly liquid market in them, especially outside Absalom. And I still need to weigh who to ask, since it goes by the scriber's god, principally whether Pharasma would lie to me if asked. I don't currently expect to have time while I am also engaged in the convention."

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"Which god would you trust? Abadar? I know the solution to such. Iomedae? I hear she's restricting access, nowadays. Serenrae perhaps? Erastil?" 

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"For most of them, I'm not sure they'd know. I'm trying to verify that the story of Erecura as a mortal as I understand it is basically true. I'm pretty sure she ascended before the Starstone, and I'm not sure how much attention the ancient gods would have given the topic. Abadar's one of the better choices, probably. It's also quite possible that the result will be me sticking with Her, if that story was accurate in the major details, in which case it will help very little politically."

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"At least you'll be happy, man! A teleport to Osirion, the time of the Pharaoh- I think you'd be looking at three or four thousand gold, all told? Oh- I forgot Nethys! Nethys would know if anyone."

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"The only thing you learn from communing with Nethys is how to think like Nethys, which I wouldn't wish on anyone. If I went to Sothis I could see if Clepati would tell me anything, though, I've heard that's a fascinating experience if rarely all that helpful."

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"I suppose. After Aroden died, I kind of gave up on religion. Still help out the Iomedans, but, I don't love Iomedae, you know?"

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"I was a devoted citizen of Rahadoum for a third of my life until I discovered Erecura's history of hubris by accident, I totally understand. Iomedae's a damn sight better than Asmodeus but I'd still rather stay well away."

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"Did you have one of those singular moments when you understood Erecura? There was this Arodenite poem that I read- I was so young then- maybe sixty, and I understood what Aroden was trying- the glory of it"

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"I don't think anyone mortal actually has enough information to understand Her, and I'm not sure She wants to be understood. Does anyone understand Norgorber? They just imitate Him in ways He likes. But there were a couple moments when I saw... that we were kindred spirits, in an important sense."

...she remained mortal and secretly resented Pharasma's imposition of death on her and other humans...

...Erecura was not merely the Speaker of Auguries and the Flourisher-In-Desolation. She was also the Thief of Forever and the Emira of Hubris...

"...Assuming I was right about Her, which I perhaps didn't question as much as I ought. I didn't actually realize I'd broken the First Law until I came home from a research trip to the near Obari and couldn't swear to it in one of their permanent zones of truth. Then, well, I asked Her, and She answered."

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"So you gave up your home for Erecura? That's...romantic!"

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"Idealistic, more. If I was more willing to change myself to fit in, I would have come back in a few months and asked again to be admitted. But I am... there's a word in a minority dialect of Draconic, tauhanwe. It means something like 'adventurer', but to dragons where that's a weirder thing and also includes whatever it is Mengkare is doing with Hermea. Someone who goes out and does things because they have an irresistible impulse of their nature to obey. And I'm clearly a taunhanwe. ...But literally translated it means 'shit-stirrer', and that's not wrong either."

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"We certainly need more of those!" But it's said with a smile. 

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"Sir- might I ask as to what it was that you were researching? If it's not too private? I help the Professor-" she smiles- "with her research."

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"Theoretical spell topology, right? It was never my field but I saw the name. At that time, I was looking for further data on the construction of lich phylacteries. I got to examine two with detect magic, and I'm still under a couple geases for my trouble. I think it's plausible that the lich ritual can be conducted with significantly less murder than is typical; I conducted some practical tests on mice and published it as Theopho Rahadi, and the obvious next step was to talk to the relatively civilized specimens in Geb. Which went relatively well, two for seven and no assassination attempts was better than I expected."

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"Aroden's Adamantine Armpit!" Coeliaris looks shocked. "That's very impressive. I wouldn't have expected any lich ever to go for that."

She thinks for a moment.

"Are you still investigating?"

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"They were young, not particularly impressive, and not particularly paranoid... yet. People forget how many liches final-die young, for every one that sticks around long enough for history to care. Our local Badger Lady will most likely be among them. ...I haven't done much work on it since, Asmodeus dislikes being denied souls even more than Pharasma and I was busy. I still have notes, but, as I said, geases, they're kept very securely with methods I can't actually reproduce myself without scrolls and bought spells, so taking them out to look at is expensive."

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"So you're not going into the sewers in with a bouquet of badgers and a proposition." Professor Coeliaris giggles.

"Seriously- I am quite interested in- if the research you performed noticeably affected your pharasmic vector?"

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"I've considered trying to recommend she move to Rahadoum, just because they have more tolerance for her sort, but I doubt it would be listened to and someone will likely hunt her down first. As far as I know, I was never tarred as Evil by my research, though I expect if I'd continued it I would have done something Pharasma disapproved of eventually and not been able to check. Rahadoum doesn't have much facility to check alignment and tends to maintain a deliberate air of scorn at Pharasma's judgments as threats and blackmail from a tyrant, so all I really know was that no one remarked on it in Geb or Nex and I was Neutral when I arrived back in Cheliax because I could channel positive."

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"That is interesting. We eat animal flesh, of course, and the vector doesn't quiver, and I have heard it before, in Absalom, that undead animals offend less but certainly more than zero.

I wonder if it would be possible to quantity the relative quotient of human to animal, and if there's a difference between, say, a great-wasp and a cat."

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"I suppose there must be some sort of rate, but the preliminary checks I did weren't even clear on zombie owlbears being a ding in Pharasma's eyes so I didn't take it seriously. It probably would have mattered more if I succeeded -- I only ever made things that were unstable, converting the soul to a lich but not properly securing it in a phylactery, which is what happens about three times in five on a nearly-successful attempt for humanoids."

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"And do you intend to... try for yourself, if you come up with a deathless way?"

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"I don't really expect it to come up. I'm a very poor adventurer and no one short of sixth circle has ever succeeded at lichdom, as far as any of them remembers; I expect I'm laying stones for the foundation of a tower that I couldn't ever climb. If I got to the end of my life with the circles to try, and I was Evil, or thought Pharasma held a grudge... Most likely. If it was actually free of any deaths, and not just cut down to one painless one like I think is most likely, probably I'd go for it regardless of alignment." Maybe not if he'd somehow made his alignment read Elysial. That one doesn't seem so bad, no trusting anyone more powerful.

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"That's exactly it! Laying the stones indeed. The Arodenite poem I mentioned has something similar-"

She recites it from heart: 

Reach me down my Aroden, I would know him when we meet,
When I share my later magic, sitting humbly at his feet;
He may know the law of all things, yet be ignorant of how
We are working to completion, working on from then to now.

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"Hmm, I don't think I quite get it. 'To completion?' Maybe just not my style of poetry. Or else Aroden just isn't my god."

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She slumps."I shall scrive you off a copy of the poem- but there is little point."

She looks away, eyes focused on nothing.

"There's a god, a whole portfolio, missing. You know, after Aroden died, some of the stronger faithful tried - they went to the Starstone, to replace him. Not like Iomedae- but- people, out of religious conviction. They all died, of course."

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"You'd probably feel it more keenly, I don't know what's supposed to be there.  ...Whatever I think of Him otherwise, the Starstone was an achievement surely worth a lot of trouble. Even a lot of deaths, if the grim theory's true. Putting mortals among the gods is righting something that was out of balance." Even if he can't see why Norgorber any more than anyone else.