Katta was born seventeen minutes before Sadde, so of course Sadde's bouncing—physically bouncing, jumping up and down—right next to him and waiting for the right second.
"Did you get it yet?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"No," Katta says, rolling his eyes.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"How about now?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Nope."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"And now?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"N—wait, hold on, I did!"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Really?!"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"No, you twat, it's still two minutes."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"But maybe they registered the time wrong—maybe it's not the exact moment of birth—maybe—"
Laura Woods
not_a_twin
red
"They do make sure to register the exact time in the case of twins for this reason," Laura says from where she's sitting at the table, smiling in amusement at her sons.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Nnnnnghhh!"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
Katta pats him on the head. "There, there. You'll be fine. It's just—" glance at clock—"another minute."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Bounce bounce bounce.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
And one minute, thirteen seconds later: "—oh, I got it."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"What is it what is it tell me what do you feel what do you have what you got come on what is iiiiiit?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Don't know, yet. Feels like—hmm." He closes his eyes. "Can you walk away somewhere?"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Yeah!" He bounces off, then thinks to be silent, and sneaks away.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
Katta, meanwhile, points, unerringly, at where his twin is. "Okay, yeah, I have some weird sense of where you are."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Sadde runs back. "Really? Oh, man, what else—what can you do with it, if your bonus is tracking me that's gonna be so lame, can you track mom—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Not mom, just you. But that's not all, I got... I don't know, a different thing. Weird. It's on my skin."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"What do you mean it's on your skin?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"I dunno! It's not like it's, like, touching me or something, it's just there. Sort of like my arm is there."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Bounce bounce bounce.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Would you calm down, doofus, bouncing is not gonna make me get it faster."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Sadde walks to the sofa and sits on his hands and purses his lips.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
And Katta closes his eyes and breathes deeply.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
After four minutes Sadde's leg starts bouncing.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"You're moving," Katta says, without opening his eyes.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"You're not even looking!"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"I'm almost looking and it's just as distracting."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
He tries to hold as still as possible.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
Katta, unfortunately, doesn't get it by the time Sadde gets his suite.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Which he knows happened because Sadde jumps out of the sofa and makes an impossibly high-pitched noise.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
Katta opens one eye and raises one eyebrow. "What'd you get?"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Don't know yet—can feel you—can feel mom—oh no, only when I'm looking—that's weird, I got an extra sense that only works when I'm looking except you? What?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Beats me. No skin thing?"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"No skin thing—but there's a thing—like I can pull—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
And suddenly Katta's sitting where Sadde was. "What the fuck—"
Laura Woods
not_a_twin
red
Laura for once doesn't chide her child on his language, instead opting to look, befuddled, at the place where Katta was standing...
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
...or still is standing? "Cool, we can swap places!"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"...did you get my face. Sadde, why do you look like me."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"—I what?" He finds the nearest reflective surface to look at himself. "What. I look like you! Why do I look like you?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"I don't know and I don't like it, I'm the only one allowed to look like me, turn back."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
He closes his eyes for a few seconds, then opens them again. "Uh. Can't? Wait, though—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
They swap again. "Ack this is disorienting."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Sadde looks at his hands. "And I still look like you." Pause. "I'm even wearing your clothes, where'd my clothes go?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Don't kno—wait, hold on, what if—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"—oh. I can shapeshift."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Whaaaaaat, no fair, I should've gotten that one!"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Agree. Maybe we should swap," Katta drawls.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Oh, shut up."
Then they swap.
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
And Sadde has his face again. "Success!"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Argh, will you tell me before you do that?!"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Sorry, I'll twine you in advance."
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
Katta shifts back to his own body. "There. This is better."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"So I can swap with you and take your face? Or, wait—mooooom can I use you as test subject?"
Laura Woods
not_a_twin
red
"I was expecting nothing less."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Sadde swaps—
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
—and is his mom. "This is so awesome!"
Laura Woods
not_a_twin
red
"—I have to agree with Katta, sweetie, it is somewhat disconcerting to see someone else with my—everything."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Kaaatttaaaaaa—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Yeah yeah—it's so weird that you look like mom, eugh—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"—here you go, make it quick. I'm ready."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"...I didn't need to be looking at you to feel you, hmmm—" He turns around. "And there's something different, too—"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
And this time instead of swapping he appears right in front of Katta, looking like himself again. "Awesome."
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Ack you can teleport!—I want my face back."
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"There, all better."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"You do know what this means, right?"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Huh? No, what?"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
Sadde looks at him and waits for the penny to drop.
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"—no. No. I am not designing you a girl body!"
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"No, silly, I'm designing it, you'll just be the one to give me it when I need it."
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Lamest. Power. Ever."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Hey, could be worse, you could turn things yellow."
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"Pass."
Sadde Woods
prepare_for_trouble
red
"Now—"
Katta Woods
make_it_double
red
"After dinner! We experiment after dinner, we've already waited too long and I'm hungry and I won't get dragged down experiment lane with you now, therein lies madness and empty stomachs."