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call me maybe [armok]
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Cam is out flying. There's a decent cloud of atmosphere around the gold plane, now, millenia of demons making air around themselves for comfort and not sealing it up because why would you bother. There's a small forest, here - the effect is kind of ruined by the lamps it has to grow under, but it's still pretty.

He feels an open summons and lets it grab him -
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- and appears in a circle etched into a perfectly flat nearly featureless plain extending to the horizon in every direction.

It's immediately obvious something ominous is going on; higher gravity and a thin atmosphere, for one thing. A tiny sharp sun glaring coldly on an almost black sky without much air or dust to scatter the light. There's no living thing in sight to have done the summoning, either.

Maybe it's the fact of the circle being a huge and hugely complex fractal thing both familiar and alien in an odd way that probably warrants further study, and appears to have been laser etched deep into some kind of concrete like but smoother (almost glassy) material. The lines visibly reek of magic, a half invisible turquoise flame.

Or, it might be the endless line of almost identical circles extending like crops on a field along some kind of track, and parallel more tracks flanked by circles in one direction but just the tracks in the other.

The one single feature extending more than a millimeter over the flatness is some kind off vehicle on the same track as the circle, already too far away to make out any detail of and rapidly disappearing over the horizon.
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"...uh, hello?" says Cam. "Summoner?"

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The only reply is eerie silence, not even the howling of wind or the buzzing of insects. Perfect stillness.

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Cam squints at the circle, and then shrugs and walks out of it. "Hello? Can I help somebody here?"

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The outer diameter of the circle is about five meters, and it seems to be composed of several concentric layers. The extreme precision and complexity would make it's automated origins pretty obvious even lacking the also obvious environmental clues. Some symbols and patterns are clearly recognizable, or at least in line with such, but curiously other parts are obvious nonsense, and quite a few are too alien to tell. Based of the other similar circles, maybe some kind of procedural generation or genetic algorithm just stumbled upon the correct parts? Conspicuously absent is any kind of language.

As he leaves the next outermost layer, there is a very short and high pitched beep, but otherwise nothing seems to happen.
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Cam looks for the source of the beep.

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There appears to be no possible source other than the circle itself, unless it's embedded in the ground (floor?) or something.

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Cam starts tapping the floor to see if he can determine if it's hollow or anything.

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As far as he can tell, it's perfectly uniform to the core of the planet.

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Huh.

Cam makes a little red flag to stick in his original circle in case he wants to find it again, plants it there, and goes aloft to see if there's anything else to be seen.
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As he's barely gotten of the ground, something can indeed be spotted approaching VERY rapidly. Based on the fact it's keeping to the rails, and is somewhat tall, it's probably some kind of rail cart with something on top of it.

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Cam doesn't think he wants it to run him over. He circles above it, watching it.

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It's moving way too fast to circle, but slows down and stops as it approaches. It appears to be some kind of high tech rail-mounted robotic arm - no, make that golem arm, based on being made from the same material as the ground and the glowing runes covering it - and tries to grab him!

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"Whoa, hey," says Cam, getting more altitude. "None of that, thanks."

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There is a loud pang like a gunshot, and the hand is replaced by some arcane contraption of crystals and antennas, presumably by teleport. Shortly, Cam is caught in an overpowered force field bubble and reeled in, while a small and hitherto unnoticed secondary arm scans the circle with the flag.

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Well. That's... new. "Excuse me. Did I entrap you in a bubble?"

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There is no reply as the arm whizzes back the way it came at barely below the speed of sound. After maybe 15 minutes it rendezvouses with what looks like a spaceship from some very soft scifi designed by a very stubborn architect overdoing brutalism.

The light goes out for a moment, and then the bubble dissipates and drops him onto the floor of a featureless white cube of a room.
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Cam knocks on the walls of his cube.
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Nothing in particular happens.

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Cam thinks for a minute, then says, "You have until I finish my sandwich to say hello, before I start trying exotic acids and work my way up to black holes," and sits on the floor and makes himself a large sandwich and bites it.

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Half a second after it appears, the sandwich disappears with another painfully loud PANG, even taking with it a painful millimeter of the fingers holding it to add injury to insult.

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"Ow," says Cam. He starts trying all the other languages he knows. "Can I just talk to somebody? Or go home, that would also be fine?" Repeat repeat repeat until he's out of languages. He didn't get any new ones with this summon, but who knows.

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After a while, several ghostly glowing holograms pop up: one appears to be a scan of Cam, one a smaller version of the circle he appeared in, an entire wall is covered in varying kinds of gibberish symbols.

Another wall is covered in stuff like groups of dots each with one more and primes and fibonacci ones marked, atomic structure diagrams, and other standard attempts at establish basic concepts from nothing.

(OOC: If the surface of this wall is touched, it'll leave marks behind in the hologram, letting him draw/write, the others have other touch responses.)
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Cam's hand is better by now. He thinks for a moment, then conjures up a copy of his computer from home, but under every layer of encryption he's ever heard of in case it's stolen away again because they don't want him to cheat on his prime numbers test or something.

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It takes them about 0.2 seconds to do that.

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Sigh.

Cam goes up to the marked wall and starts drawing further atoms and marking further interesting numbers from memory as best he can.
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The wall starts slowly scrolling to the side as more is added, it seems like they're trying to establish more and more abstract concepts in this weird notation while giving the occasional comprehension test before continuing.

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"Can you hear me if I supply names for things?" he inquires. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten?" He points at the relevant dot clusters as he speaks.

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Some things previously associated with the numbers flash, while recordings of him saying it play. That seems to have worked.

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"Okay, swell, maybe if I ramble enough you'll acquire English and I can ask to speak to your manager." He names more numbers and concepts - "atoms", "hydrogen", "prime", whatever else it throws at him that he can point at and label. There is intermittent irritated commentary but he's careful not to point at anything while he mutters.

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They quickly start to associate sounds and concepts, but they only play them back exactly and in his own voice, he can't seem to get grammar to work, and worse, they are unreliable at best at recognizing the same word pronounced slightly differently.

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Cam starts trying writing down words while speaking them aloud in case that helps.

They accumulate mutual vocabulary. Eventually Cam says, "Okay, now we're - talking, sort of, maybe you are convinced I'm not at this moment trying to explode your little prison setup, can I have my computer? I'm going to try the computer again."

He tries the computer again.
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"Computer. Privilege. Trade. 20. Computer."

The computer disappears again.
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"What privilege?" inquires Cam.
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"Privilege. Can I have my computer?"

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"Give me my computers and I will give you twenty computers."

Because his have data on them but he can make blank ones just fine.
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The first computer appears in the opposite corner of the room. A holographic bar seems to be counting down about 40 seconds.

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"That's one. One is half of my computers."

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"Half. Half. Future. Past. Trade."

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"Both or nothing."

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The other computer appears.

"Make. 100. Computer."
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"You said twenty. Don't lie or I won't trade with you."

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The second computer disappears, and the bar resumes counting down.

"Make. 20. Computer."
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"No. Twenty for both. Twenty computers for both now."

Unless he plans to in fact start throwing around black holes - and he doesn't know how inhabited this place is - he doesn't want to give the impression that they can get whatever they want for pittances they can easily take away again.
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There is no reply for a about a minute, then:

"Make. Iridium."
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"For what?"

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The room starts shrinking.

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"You will get nothing if you try to punish me. Nothing. Ever."

Isn't it convenient that they covered the concept of the Prisoner's Dilemma to outline vocabulary for it?
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The room stops shrinking and the light and holograms go out.

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Cam sits and waits to see if anything happens for a bit.

If "a bit" turns out to be longish he will go to sleep.
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It does turn out that way. He wakes up an undeterminable amount of time later from the lights turning on and both computers returned. They have clearly been tampered with.

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Cam inspects one to see if he can get into it and, if he can, to check to see if the data's been broken into.

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It seems they've not managed to get at anything, and they still work fine.

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Okay, cool.

He backs out of the encryption and sews it all back up like it was and then he makes twenty blank ones.
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Nothing happens. They don't disappear.

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"Those twenty are for you," he says. "To trade."

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The voice that responds is quite different, an actual synthesized one rather than the cut and paste of Cams own voice they used before. It is still based of it.

"Empty? Data word learn."
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"You want computers with data on them so you can learn words?" Cam asks.
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"Yes!"

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"Okay."

Cam makes a data stick with some nice impersonal English-language corpus on it. Books and audio renderings thereof, principally. He dumps the contents of the stick into each of the twenty computers.

"There."
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They promptly disappear. A minute later the voice speaks again: "About Cam?"

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"What about me?"

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"Learn."

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"Well, I'm a demon and somehow your robot thing summoned me and now I'm kind of annoyed because you've been keeping me in a box and stealing my stuff, but you seem to be friendlier today."

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"Sorry automatic rude. Learn demon me?"

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"Demons are a kind of daeva. We look about like humans but with wings, usually, and I have a tail too, some demons have those, some add other things. We make stuff."

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"Make demon, make human demonstrate?"

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"Can't make people. Or very good animals. I can do a plant if you want."

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"Yes. Demonstrate."

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Cam makes a potted live spider plant.

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It disappears. A while later, a hologram of the summoning circle that got him here appears again.

"Understand work? Indirect make demon?"
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"I don't know why that circle worked. And it didn't make me, it brought me here from where I live. It doesn't look like summoning circles usually look. If it worked once, it might work if you drew it again, but I don't think you should do it a second time. I'm very nice, but if I wasn't very nice, when you brought me here and were very rude I could have made a black hole. You shouldn't be rude to loose daeva."

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"Black hole?"

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"Many many atoms very very close together pulling more atoms in."

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"Orbit demonstrate small?"

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"I would need to be in a vacuum and have a lot more space to safely make a black hole, even a little one."

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Gravity seems to slightly increase, and pressure starts dropping.

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"The box would need to be gone," Cam clarifies. "Also, I'm not sure I want to make you a black hole."

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"Trade?"

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"Trade what? And why do you want the black hole?"

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"Demonstrate."

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"Why do you need the demonstration?"

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"Systematic learn. Make make?"

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"I can't get rid of it after I've made it. I don't think I'll make one just to show you that I can. They're dangerous."

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"Orbit, small?"

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"I don't know what you mean."

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"Light equals mass times fast times fast."

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"...Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. What about it?"

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"Black hole mass. Make minus mass mass?"

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"...you want me to make antimatter?"

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"Yes! Lots! Energy! People make work live ever!"

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"Okay, I don't actually know if I can make antimatter, but I don't want to try it without figuring out how to contain it, because I have to be near what I'm making or at least part of it."

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"We solve."

Another force field bubble appears, even more overpowered, but tiny, with vacuum in.

"Trade? Make many demon eventually evolution want?"
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"...what's this about evolution?"

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"Make many Cam! Egg! Make limit all daeva Cam!"

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"...I'm the only Cam. There are lots of demons but I'm the only one who's like me."

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"Demons not evolution? How occur? What want?"

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"Most demons just start existing in our home world and then continue to exist forever."

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"What do you want? We make egg VERY important, please life. Please ever. Cry!"

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"...are there no living things around here? No humans? Who made all the stuff, where did it come from?"

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"Far away. Radio, 3.4 seconds light fast. Anomalies dangerous, make here."

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"Anomalies?"

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"Cam. Other circles. New magic."

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"So this is an automated magic-testing facility almost three and a half light-seconds from the nearest living creatures besides my spider plant and me."

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"Yes!"

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"And what are you talking about when you say 'egg'?"

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"Not human human new life IMPORTANT!"

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"You want to find... non-human people?"

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"Find anomaly, make industry make light longer 10^14 year EVER egg survive all times! Life ever!"

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"You're afraid the universe will run down and you're looking for magic to fix it?" asks Cam.

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"Yes! Egg IMPORTANT!"

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"Why are you calling it an egg? Are they - asleep? Dormant? Frozen?"

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A hologram of a clutch literal eggs appears. Looks kind of like insect or reptiles ones in shape.

"Many egg. Hatch quickly, but always some. IMPORTANT! Different egg EVER."
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"I... don't understand."
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This thread will continue on my forum here because Dreamwidth's forbiddance of editing of upstream comments is displeasing.