He feels an open summons and lets it grab him -
"Relax, wouldja?" Jenny replies cheerfully, poking Emma in the side before she returns to the drawing in front of her. "We get to draw circles on the floor for a day, instead of memorizing yet another type of magipathy, or whatever. Here, you know languages, write something fancy on the outside."
Emma sighs (wasn't Jenny the one who wanted to take this class in the first place?) but does as Jenny says, scribbling on the border of the circle in Latin. After she exhausts her Latin vocabulary, she writes the remainder in Spanish. She contemplates the circle for a minute, then adds a few random Chinese characters into the empty spaces. (In for a penny, after all.)
"It looks so niiiice," Jenny beams. "Here, you finish the loops, I wanna show Professor Reed." And off she trots to fetch the professor from the other side of the lecture hall.
Emma rolls her eyes fondly and finishes the looping curlicues Jenny had begun. Show Professor Reed what? Everyone knows summoning circles don't work.
Behind her her classmates are starting to gather around curiously. Professor Reed does not often admit to confusion. Murmurs start to rise: "What happened?" "What'd they do?" "Lookit those wicked wings! "
Emma looks at Jenny incredulously- the aesthetic qualities of the curlicues are the concern here?- and then turns back to the circle. She takes a nervous step back, but as long as she doesn't know what's going on, she decides she might as well answer the question. "Um. It's just class. College. We're freshmen?" She gestures around her to the crowd. A few wave.
"It's very pretty, if linguistically bizarre, it just isn't very good. I mean, obviously it worked but it's missing all your standard precautions and you're lucky you didn't get somebody mean. What kind of place is having freshmen summon demons in unverified circles, what did I miss?"
The murmuring has picked up at the word 'demons'. A couple students have pulled out crosses and are holding them nervously. The noise ceases at a look from the professor, but the crowd is now much more obviously nervous and the crosses have not been put away away.
"Why don't we start with you," Professor Reed says finally. "Ideally with the part where you are apparently a literal demon, as those are- supposedly- as mythical as working summoning circles."
"But Professor Reed, demons are-" one girl starts, sounding mildly panicked and clinging to her cross for dear life.
"Ivy, we have no idea what is happening. Remember, never assume things about magic." She eyes the circle. "Especially right now."
She manages to pull herself back together, and straightens. "I apologize. You were saying something about demons and summoning circles..." she prompts.
"And where you got those wings!" a boy in the back yells, to giggles.
"I made the wings," sighs Cam. "And the tail. They're very fashionable. And where I'm from, it's 2159, so you've managed to pull me either back in time or to an alternate universe with your incompetent circle, and given that little spiel about magic I'm guessing alternate universe."
And then the rest of his speech sinks in. "Alternate universe?! So..." she looks down, and shrinks in on herself, "...can you get home? I don't- it's not- I don't know how to undo this."
Best to know what's she getting into by replying.
...What if she has to give up her soul? Or go back to Hell with him? He's a demon! She doesn't know how this works.
Someone in the back of the class calls out an extremely inappropriate suggestion. Emma turns bright, bright red. For lack of a response (that she could make in front of a professor), she ignores them entirely.
"Usually, you summon a daeva of any of three kinds of which demons are one, and we're stuck in the circle till you get rid of us or we agree on a task and a payment. The lewd remark was presumably facetious but it's not unheard of, but relax, it's not my speed. But you didn't make this circle very well, so I can do whatever I want whether I do you a task or not. If I tell you how to get rid of me when are you planning on doing it, may I ask?"
She turns back to Emma and the circle. "If you plan to stay for any length of time, Mr- I didn't catch your name?- I would appreciate a little more detail on what, exactly, demons do. Cultural bias, you might say." She is carefully not looking at the students with their crosses out. "And how you were planning to do things like eat."
"My name's Cam. I can stick around a while, nothing pressing to do at home, but I would object to staying for more than eight years because that's when we get a concordance with Limbo and I want to interact with the postal system. ...I'm assuming here based on the fact that you speak recognizable English that your years are like Earth years back home. What demons do depends on the demon; what makes us demons is the ability to use demon magic, which is - making things." He conjures an ice cream cone. "Including things like food, so you don't need to worry about that." He licks his ice cream cone.
Professor Reed looks torn between laughter and rolling her eyes. "In light of the... unusual circumstances... I will excuse food in the classroom for now. Just this once," she adds with a look at the previously mentioned Mr. Parker. "But Cam, if it's not too much trouble- I would appreciate napkins, please."
"...also, I'm Emma. I don't think I said. It's nice to meet you." She nods at Jenny, who is halfway through her ice cream cone and entirely unable to talk. "And Ms. Chocolate over there is my roommate Jenny." Jenny beams and waves and does not in any other way cease her consumption of chocolate.
"If it's easier, Cam," Professor Reed says, looking slightly uncomfortable. She is clearly not used to a lack of a last name. "I'm sure the university would be happy to host you somewhere in exchange for- well. Whoever won, the bureaucrats wanting supplies made or the teachers wanting to study your form of magic." She looks curiously at the pile of napkins. "You really just- create things? Anything?"
"I don't have email or a phone here - I can make stuff, but that doesn't mean it'll connect to an existing network that charges for access," Cam points out to Emma. And to the professor: "Do you want my last name? I have one of those too but I haven't used it in a hundred fifty years so it'd be sort of strange. I could use a place to be, although if you didn't offer me one I'd just find someplace nobody was using and make myself a house. I can create arbitrary non-magical matter given a reasonable amount of information about what I'm aiming to make."
"If you prefer Cam I will of course use Cam," Professor Reed assures him. "It's just... non-intuitive for me, to simply presume." She thinks for a second. "Why don't I just go ahead and call Dean Scott? I assume it would be easiest for you to have this all worked out." Under her breath, she adds, "if I can even explain this."
Jenny just shrugs. Emma is used to her; Cam is not. "She knows I'm kidding, you already said you need her phone number for actual reasons? I'm sorry if it upset you, though. Totally not the goal." She looks him up and down. "A hundred and fifty? Really? I thought you were exaggerating. Is that a demon thing?"
"Actually, what are you planning to do? I don't even know."
"I'm immortal, I kind of have to be," Cam tells Jenny, and then he turns to Emma. "You don't need to do anything else but send me home when it's time. This is a terrible circle so I am not attached or bound to you in any way; usually I'd be loaded up with safety precautions that I am too nice to need. I am planning to figure out what the world is like, and then come up with something useful to do."
"Can you make vaccines?" is Emma's first thought. "Or blood types, can you do specific blood types? Or plasma? Or- I'm sorry," she stops, scrunching back up as she sees people staring at her. A couple are grinning, and she squirms. "I'm premed, it's just... what comes to mind. I'm sure there's other things."
She has clearly caught no part of their previous conversation, or the aforementioned grocery list might start looking very different.
Emma had started to say something in excitement, but pauses at the reminder of how Cam will be trading for his apartment. "I- I mean, it would be so, so wonderful, if you could come to the hospital with me, I have work tomorrow, and anything you could make, but they just... I don't know how much they can pay you?"
"I'd actually rather make myself a house, if there's someplace to put it," Cam mentions. "I don't think student housing is known for being luxurious. Somebody else can have the house when I'm done with it. As for coming with you to the hospital, yes, sure. If you have any amputees I can be extra useful for them." He stretches a wing illustratively. "Tech alone can't even do that in 2159 but demons can."
As the end of lecture approaches, a few of the more nervous looking students have started to drift out of the room. Noticing their departure, Professor Reed checks her watch and groans. "Class is well over by now. Everyone, I assume you have somewhere to be?"
"Dude, there is an actual real live demon here," someone in the group objects. "There is so nowhere else to be right now. This is awesome!"
"I am glad you find this 'awesome', Ms. Dunn," Professor Reed says tiredly. "However. This is not a circus, Cam is not an exhibit, and I'm sure you have admittedly less entertaining classes which do need to be attended." This disperses most of the remaining students, albeit with grumbles, with the exception of Emma and Jenny.
"Cam, do you have an immediate plan? Dean Fisher expressed interest in meeting you, if you have any desire to discuss your options with someone actually empowered to do anything on behalf of the university." She smiles. "On the other hand, if you plan to go in search of amputees, I would appreciate a chance to watch. I will admit to some scientific curiosity about your abilities."
"Name's still Emma," Emma says automatically. She looks over Cam's wings consideringly. "I think- it might be a better place to start than the hospital?" she suggests hesitantly. "Unless you have ideas how to get the hospital to take your stuff? I mean, drug safety laws exist, they don't cease to apply just because you can break the laws of physics."
"Oh, medical regulations that don't have exceptions written in for demons, I haven't missed those and have no idea how to deal with them because my summoners have in the past always been managing that for me when they applied at all. Grand. I'll start with the apartment, anyway, I don't expect to get less able to make houses over time. I am fine with meeting Dean Fisher, but the 'on behalf of the university' part has me wondering if the university is going to get awkwardly proprietary over me. I am not a circus exhibit and am also not lab equipment. The thing with amputees is - I can only add, not subtract, because I'm a demon, not an angel. So to replace a healed-over stump, enough of it has to be removed that I have something to attach a new limb to. So anybody who wanted a new leg or whatever would have to trust me to follow through with a leg. I can do really good anaesthetics for the removing part though."
She smiles. "As a university professor I may be biased, but I find they are generally helpful organizations to work with, once you navigate the bureaucrats. They could, for example, set up clinical trials through the medical school. They're not instantaneous, but they're certainly faster than FDA approval."
"And," she adds with a sigh, "I will admit to having no patience for bureaucrats myself, so I personally would be very little help. The benefit to meeting Dean Fisher is that if you do wish help of any kind from the university, he can for the most part actually make it happen himself without having to call someone else first."
(She can try to do that. She's just a freshman. But there's plenty of people she can ask.)
At a more reasonable volume she tells Cam, "I can deal with university people for you. Or hospital people. Or- I don't know. Whatever summoners do. If you want me to. If you don't want to stay at Selevy that's fine. If you don't want to stay in the world that's fine. I wouldn't make you stay."
She is trying to be helpful. She does not know how to be a 'good summoner'. She does not know how to be a summoner at all. But she can offer to deal with bureaucrats, at least. She is a college student, she has so much practice with those.
To Emma, though: "Relax. This is literally the first time I have been summoned and allowed to talk, is why usually summoners are interfacing with things like that for me. Usually I land and cannot speak except to agree to or refuse deals."
"And," to Jenny, "no violence on my behalf, please."
"The CYA approach to medicine is financially compelling," Professor Reed says, not sounding pleased. "And while you have been nothing but friendly and helpful and I will happily vouch for you, previously unknown substances conjured in flagrant disregard of physics by someone calling himself a demon is not the sort of thing that makes hospital officials calm. For the promise of 2159 medical technology though..." she smiles cynically, "I'm sure they'll find some way to verify you. But be warned: there may be lawyers."
It's not terribly far from the Magical Engineering building and the administrative office building. The campus is pretty in an understated way, with nice lawns and some basic gardens but plain buildings, all built in a rough semi circle. Their destination is only a couple buildings down the ring.
One of the rooms they pass by has a sign reading 'Counseling' in big block letters. A woman wearing a nametag that marks her as an 'Empathic Counselor' sticks her head out and waves at Professor Reed. "Tamara! You're awfully excited, I could feel you from my office, where are you off to?"
"Dean's office, Annabel," Professor Reed says. "This is Cam, he... showed up unexpectedly in my class today. Everyone, this is Annabel Williams, one of the school's counselors."
She's a counselor, he's upset. She will at least offer.
"Tamara, I'll see you at dinner, I won't hold you up," she adds, and retreats back into her office. Negative emotional reactions are unpleasant to encounter!
By process of elimination, she looks over at Cam. But she doesn't hardly know him well enough to ask, so- distraction it is. "Well," she says apologetically. "I think that ice cream is going to be your one of your defining personality traits as far as Jenny's concerned. For roughly forever."
"Is this world infested with telepaths of some kind?" asks Cam tightly. "Who wander around reading people without - consent forms, red tape, informative pamphlets, warning signs? I can't make you futuristic drugs without the FDA breathing down my neck but that is apparently unregulated?"
She does not bother pointing out the Counseling sign, or the woman's name tag. She suspects that is not what he meant by 'warning sign'.
"Everyone has a little bit of magic. What types they use best, how much they have, variable by person. Telekinesis exists, that's where all my talents are, and they're far and away the most common. At least an order of magnitude. Magipaths are far less common, and even then there's a few different kinds."
"We do have telepaths, though I think different than what you seem to be picturing. Telepathy is like... ears, but not for soundwaves. They can produce and receive the magical equivalent of soundwaves. It's an alternative form of talking, not mind reading. It's reasonably common, but not all that strong; most people have a range about a third the size of normal speaking/hearing range, and only use it in places where talking isn't efficient. Loud concerts, that sort of thing. People with speech problems, hearing issues, or similar handicaps often develop their telepathy to help compensate."
"Linguopaths are language based. They can access the language center of your brain. It takes an extremely talented one to do it without your permission, and an equally talented one to retain any of what they access, but they make good translators. Minor linguopathy usually just manifests as a talent with languages. Ms. Miller is a minor linguopath, if I remember right." (She does.)
"Empaths can get a general sense of emotions. They don't get any sort of detail, it's not mind reading, they don't know why you feel a particular way, but they can tell broad categories like 'happy' or 'sad' or 'excited'. The range is extremely small- many people operate only via touch- but there are varying levels of talent, training helps some, and personal familiarity increases range."
"Faunopaths exist- it's a catchall term for empaths specializing in animals. Human empathy is by far the most common, with some bleedover for monkeys; domestic animals second by a large margin. Not much else crops up. There is, for example, only one person on record with detectable empathy for sharks."
"Annabel in particular happens to have an amplifier. They're extremely uncommon- ours was donated to the school, but they're expensive, and you have to be a very strong empath and go through a lot of training. All that red tape you mentioned. She's only allowed to wear it at work, but..." she gestures at the Counseling room. "There's work. I'd guess she's expecting a patient soon."
"So I am not particularly likely to be empathed at if I avoid this building and she's not getting fine detail, and your telepaths only get what they're sent, and the - linguopaths? - won't be able to do anything other than maybe pick up what languages I speak? Okay, I can - work with that. Are there blocking devices in addition to amplifying devices? Are there theoretical blocking devices, even."
She looks thoughtful. "If you were an empath, there are exercises you can do; Annabel describes them as emitting 'empathic white noise'. Obviously not everyone is an empath, so there are a few blocking devices on the market that can do it for you. They tend to be expensive, though I'm sure you weren't planning to buy one. But almost all of them are powered by your native magic. Magic is energy, same as electricity; almost all our devices are not magical themselves, but allow you to channel your own magic. Amplifiers are a good example. I'm honestly curious now whether you generate anything similar enough to power one."
More seriously, she adds, "And it's not a big deal to avoid the empaths at the hospital if you want. I don't work with them really anyway, my job's all with vaccines."
"I'm sorry I didn't warn you," Emma apologizes quietly. "It didn't occur to me. It's mostly like- you sometimes meet people who are good at reading facial expressions? At least for me. Selevy just has a really good psychiatric empathy program, so... empaths."
Well. It's like she got her master's degree in telekinetic algorithms, or something.
A small bracelet-like device appears in Cam's hands. It has two smaller straps that go tightly around his wrist, and a larger band on top of them that looks electronic with a small display. The display is currently dead.
"That's not promising," Professor Reed says, eyeing the display, "but you might as well try it on."
"I'm asking so I know how to line up power conversion for replacing the battery with a smaller batter, because this thing is clunky." He hands over the second object - "another donation for you" - and makes a new thing, which is considerably smaller. "There. Okay. Shall we?"
The dean's office is split into two; the front half is clearly a tiny waiting room of sorts, complete with posted office ours and a variety of chairs that look maybe about half-comfortable. A voice comes floating through the open door.
"Tamara! Took you long enough. Come in, come in. I hear we're breaking laws of physics today. And meeting mythical species? I'm losing track. Far more interesting than paperwork, anyway!"
Everything is more interesting than paperwork.
Handshake! "Well, while my home in Hell is comfortable, I have no pressing obligations there, and also tend to find the fact that I can't go about meaningfully improving anybody's lives since they can all make whatever they want whenever they like kind of stifling, that being why I answer summons like the one that brought me here. So I was thinking I'd stay here for a while looking for useful things to do. I could use a place to be - a place to put a house would be best but I might start with some kind of university housing if it's available and there's some kind of hassle with building permits involved. Apparently I am also reasonably likely to need lawyers and to interact with the FDA and so on. Also, back home, it is illegal to sell demon-made objects, so you might want to dispose of those shielding things I made or make sure the university can use them before legislators here catch on and do the same thing."
"Now. As someone who is, thank God, not a lawyer, I haven't a clue what sort of building permits you'd need; but handily we have a pile of lawyers sitting around with blessedly little to do, and the exercise will be good for them. Let's see- I think this one is moderately more tolerable than the rest-" he scribbles a name on a piece of paper with an email address attached.
"Shielding things? Tamara, you look like you know what he means, you handle it. Legislators- shelving that for now. They have to find out, and try to use it themselves, and fail, and then somehow get a law done. I give it at least a year."
"FDA- hm. Maybe a problem. Tamara said you could get us research papers? That'll speed up your process by light years and then some. Do you care if we have our medical school look over them? Do you want them to be published? How would you like to be credited? Important questions! So many questions. Here." He adds a few lines to his piece of paper, and offers it. "My email and phone number. Also, the name and phone number of the head of the housing office. Tamara, do you have a class, can you take him when we're done here? Or- your friend, if she has a free block." It's Emma second week of school, and she hasn't gotten in trouble; Dean Fisher has no reason to know her. 'Friend' will do for now.
"Short term it is, I am not a couple and have gotten accustomed to not even sharing a gravity well, let alone a wall. I can make research papers, and the med school can read them, and I would like them to be efficiently distributed - if that means publication, so be it. I will not have written any of these papers. So I guess I can be credited as 'editor' or something." Cam accepts the paper.
"Okay, those sound familiar so I'm probably good if I come up with anything from the right era, let's see how much advanced software I can load onto something souped-up that'll still behave right with the internet..." Cam thinks for a minute, then produces a tablet computer with no visible branding, and starts looking for internet.
Once they're outside, she adds tentatively, "Sorry there's extra walking, I know you can just make things, but they probably want some kinda formal record? For bureaucracy's sake?"
Emma is extremely bad at not doing things that are Expected of Her. If he wants to skip obtaining a key, she will require convincing.
"I don't mind stopping to obtain a key to placate the bureaucrats. I'm still working out the minimum chain of backwards compatibility that will let me connect something modern to this thing." He waves his tablet. "I think I can do it in four steps but it'll be awkward to carry them all around so I'll probably have to do my computing in my base of operations, which for the time being is the apartment in question."
The lady at the desk of the housing office is not pleased to see them. It is the beginning of the school year, she has been deluged with requests from random students who did not have their acts together all week, and this... outfit... is entirely inappropriate.
"Key pickup?" Emma asks her when they walk in.
"Key pickup is for students who are following dress code," the woman says sternly. "It may still be August but shirts are still required here, sir, and that ridiculous devil costume is entirely unnecessary."
"I can oblige you on the shirt," says Cam, and now he is wearing a gray t-shirt with room for the wings. "On the subject of the wings and tail, you can have one of two things: you can have me take them off, or you can not have blood all over your floor, what's your preference?"
Emma gives the pile a quick glance through before handing it to Cam. "One key's to the building, the other's for your apartment. Uh, I think silver is the building one? Maybe?"
She gives the retreating back a scornful glare, and glances over at Cam (or rather, at his wings). "...so, um, I'm mostly crap at illusions, but I can try to cover up the wings if you want? Like, I could make them mostly match the shirt if you kept them folded, I think."
In short it is not much of a risk, and even less so on campus; Emma just happens to be very, very risk averse.
"Selevy's pretty open minded, I don't think you'll see too much panic on the campus at least." She rolls her eyes. "And hundreds of precocious kinetic students later, we kind of collectively have a high tolerance for weird shit happening. You would not believe the number of things that have been made to float at one point or another."
She has been wandering them in the direction of his housing. Not being intended for long term residents, it is not particularly close to the rest of campus, but they're getting there.
The outside of the apartment complex is extremely boring- there's a small garden out front, they tried, but the building itself is about as Standard Construction as they come. Cam's apartment is on the second floor, helpfully near the elevators.
"So, um, as long as it's not that different from my dorm- same wifi as the classrooms, there's a laundry room...somewhere... might not be close to your room but it's free, someone cleans the halls and stuff once a week but the apartment's up to you." She tapers off as she runs out of ideas of 'what might be helpful'. "Do you need anything else? I keep wanting to offer to show you where stores and stuff are, but... you kinda don't need them."
"Hell is comfortable, yet tacky," says Cam, unlocking his door and scanning the furniture critically. "Since we can all make anything and have no magical way to get rid of it. The discovery of black holes improved things, but there are still a few traditional lakes of fire around, and by then most of the cities had already been built on an enormous plane of solid gold that somebody had to think was a good idea for several sustained weeks, or convince several friends of same, to complete."
The windows absolutely open. It's creaky and the paint's not enthusiastic about the idea, but the bottom half is willing to rise, at least.
"I am very disappointed in your cities' collective naming committees," Emma says, mock sadly. "Are there a lot of cities? ...Are there a lot of demons?"
She peers around the apartment, watching in fascination as bedclothes appear. "Did you want to keep the furniture? Some of the dorms have basements, I bet you could stash this stuff somewhere if you wanna replace it."
"There are lots of demons, not as many as there are humans in my time though, something like three billion of us, slowly increasing as new ones pop in. Plane of gold has sixteen good-size cities on it and a bunch of little ones and plenty of demons living by themselves or with a few friends. There are some farther-away planets and personal black holes; I live above, not on, the plane. There are dozens of demon languages and dialects of same, too, I have only learned six, and I would replace the furniture but I'm not sure how long to expect to be here and don't know of a good way to dispose of it after."
"New demons... pop in?" she asks, confused. "The idea of a personal black hole is kinda adorable. And anything that even kinda works in a dorm room will be super easy. Free furniture, college students. I could email some of the dorm lists but I mean, as long as you could get it to an elevator I've definitely seen people just leave things outside with notes saying 'free'."
That was not what Emma was thinking at all and she will now be slightly flustered. "Um, I meant like, where do they pop from? Can you pop back? Is it like... in a particular place, or random? Could there secretly be a hundred million more demons just really really far away from the-" snerk "-plane of gold?"
"If most just exist, what about the rest?" She inspects the room. None of the furniture is terribly heavy, or too large, but it's a little awkwardly bulky. The two of them could move things by hand, but it might be time consuming. "Do you want to conjure... I dunno, a cart or something? Or I can ask a couple of my friends to help." She rolls her eyes fondly. "They can be bribed with pizza."
Emma is not particularly strong and Cam has a few inches on her, but she is used to dorm furniture by now. Helping ensues. It will take a couple trips to the basement, but the elevator is close and they have a folding cart and it's not much of a hassle. The basement's small, but not close to full; short term residents don't have much in storage. There is no shortage of places to put mediocre dorm furniture.
"You want to know where not-most demons come from?"
"Well, humans back home don't know, unless someone spilled the beans and I didn't hear about it, but it might be relevant to you, and this is a different world. But kindly don't go telling everybody until I've thought about it some more. Some of us daeva are dead summoners. If this world now works on afterlife rules like my world does, you will now be some kind of daeva after you die."
She has no idea what her world's alternative is, but that means his world's 'will show up as a living being' is certainly much better than '???'
"I like forests," she says wistfully, then sobers. "Thanks for telling me. It would have been kinda a shock." She looks at her pocket, which still holds the floating pencil for earlier. "Uh, mostly. The telekinesis thing I guess would be similar." She considers. "Are your 'parlor tricks' similar enough that people have practice, do you think? You said there's some telekinesis." Faint smile. "Maybe I'd just be weird and super competent."
"There is extremely tiny parlor trick telekinesis. It is slow, requires a lot of concentration, allows next to no precision, and unless you're preposterously good at it won't work over distances greater than an inch. Fairies can move pretty much anything however they want. I don't think practice makes much difference."
"I don't know that much about how naturally occuring demons do it because I haven't met any new ones," says Cam. "In my case I was recently dead and had twenty-two years of knowledge of stuff-that-existed to use. I think it may be that naturally occurring demons can make themselves air and water and some basic food instinctively."
"Makes sense, just, not quiiite what I was thinking. I meant more-" she stops to think. "You asked for the make and model of your empathy blocker, earlier. Did you already know before you-" won't say died, it seems too weird when he is standing there "-became a demon that you needed that much detail? Or did you try to make things with less detail and fail? Or do you just... know somehow... that that's how much detail you need to know before it works?"
"Um. Seriously? Not one person has been cocky enough to assume they'll- I dunno, be able to send you back instead of giving you their soul, you said sending back is a thing- and had a whole 'okay five minutes later he is friendly and prone to handing out sweets' experience and decided you were safe? That sucks."