He puts the frostberry pouch in his backpack and mutters the incantation to open a Way back to the mortal realm; he might land somewhere dangerous, but better endangered in the mortal realm than completely lost in the Nevernever. And... nothing. Literally nothing happens, no backlash or fizzling or anything that would indicate that he fucked up a spell, but the kind of nothing that happens when you don't have a spell to cast.
In something of a panic, he tests that he still has magic by punching a nearby tree, which splinters and crashes to the ground. "So that's still working, I guess," he mutters. "Punching systems: still online."
So, recap: magic works, he just got snatched out of deep Winter territory and put into something that kind of looks like the Wyld, and the Ways are on the fritz. Either something big is screwing with him or he's very much not in Kansas anymore. Either way, he'd better figure out what the hell is going on.
Ari sets about scrying the distance and direction to Arctis Tor, palace of the Winter Queen, to triangulate roughly where the hell he is in the Nevernever. Since he is in the Nevernever, and that means he can scry stuff like that. Right?
Shit. He is not in Kansas anymore.
After a cursory scry for the distance to various other landmarks, in case Arctis Tor got firebombed by Titania or something (these also fail, so presumably it has not), and a scry for the distance to Stanley Park to see if he's somehow back in the mortal realm (equally nope), Ari does his best to come to terms with the fact that he is somewhere very, very far from home, and it's unlikely he'll get back any time soon... if at all, really.
Yeah, okay, he's come to terms with it. That was quick.
He'll probably miss Sally and Peter and Donovan and not Garash because Garash is a sparkly little prick, but living in a weird alien forest sounds really, really cool. It'd be nice if there were other people of some description. Not required, though. This looks like a nice weird alien forest. It's got berries.
He performs a quick ritual to check the berries for poison or active curses.
Weird delicious berries! Ari is delighted. He takes a handful and sits to snack on them while he comes up with a design for a little earthen cottage. He's so glad he specialized in earth evocations, coming up with an enchantment to keep an ice house frozen would be so much more trouble than it was worth. Thank you, Past Ari, for breaking the Winter stereotype and diversifying your elements.
...Sylphs! This weird alien forest has sylphs for some- no, wait, the wings aren't sharpened. Unspecified faerie-like creatures. Likely sentient ones! Best weird alien forest. "Hi! What the hell are you?" he asks cheerfully, without considering the fact that there is absolutely no reason for an alternate-universe faerie-thing to speak English.
"Gosh, I don't know where to start," cackles the fairy when he's got Ari home. "So many possibilities! Tell me how you got here. No, first, tell me if you ate anything else or told anybody else your name?"
"Where I'm from, sir, things can do magic to you if they know your name, and faeries can trap you if you accept a gift from them. But there's no... "fey fruit". I tested the berries for poisons and curses, but ownership wouldn't have mattered. If magic acted the way it does back home. Sir."
"It's got different faeries, sir. There are lots of different kinds of them, and they're either Summer or Winter or Wyld, and Summer and Winter are always at war. There's the common fae and the Sidhe, those are the nobles, and the Queens, who're, well, the queens, Mother and Queen and Lady, and there's a set of those for Summer and Winter both. I was raised by a Winter Sidhe. Very nice lady, which is strange because Sidhe are usually backstabbing bastards, that's in her own words. She got killed by centaurs. Centaurs are assholes."
"I was wandering through the Nevernever- that's the faerie realm - when suddenly I wasn't wandering through the Nevernever anymore so much as standing just about where you found me, sir. I did enough magic to figure out I wasn't in any part of my world, then took some of your berries to eat while I thought about what to do. Which is when you found me, sir."
Ari hadn't actually realized that he could lie to his master, but he's not sure he would've taken the opportunity in the first place. Seems like the kind of thing that might piss him off. Which is bad.
"Well, I'm really, really good at combat magic. I can make my fists hit hard enough to dent steel plate or knock down a moderately sized tree, and I can shield myself or another person from- I'm not sure how to describe the amount I can protect from without comparisons that don't exist here. I can protect them from something a bit less strong than my fists, I guess. I'm very good at commanding earth and stone, I can do some cunning things with lightning and wind, and I'm competent with water and ice. With at least a few minutes and up to a few days and the right components, I can get some very interesting things done with ritual magic, though I'm not sure I can get the right components in your weird alien world, damn. But I can definitely do some basic stuff, finding things or people and warding locations and some other small magic. And I might have enough stuff in my bag for a few larger rituals, though I'd have to check what I've got."
"Go ahead and check. If you get thirsty you can take water from that basin there -" the fairy points out a bowl attached to one of the walls, partly full of water - "don't drink the lake water, tell me if you get hungry, don't eat any fey food I don't feed you, don't go outside or in the water without express permission, don't break things, don't make a racket, hmmmm, don't make me regret not thinking of something to put on that list."
He goes to check his bag. "I've got... enough devilroot for a fairly nasty bad-luck curse on one target or a small-scale demon-summoning, that can be for information or to set loose on your enemies or what have you. Not sure if I can summon into here, though, so you might be stuck with the entropy curse. There's some sage that'd be good for an exorcism, but you're probably not plagued by any ghosts. Unless you've got ghosts here, in which case, good news, sir! If you don't, it's probably better used on some chicken. If you've got chickens here. Hell, I don't know if you've got animals. I'd miss steak, I think. Let's see, witch hazel, that's good for a more potent ward, good amount of vervain, you could use that for healing or luck or cleansing negative energy, aaaand this shiny rock I found. I'd like to keep it, if I could, sir. It's useless, and I'm sure you've got shinier rocks, or could get them." He hauls out the puppy dog eyes.
And, incidentally, he's not thrilled about the idea of a nigh-indestructible Fairy Creep. Who could have guessed. And he doesn't really feel the need to mention that he can make artifacts without his anvil; why would that be relevant? (He remembers Belinda's legalistic oath-training very well; she spent a year and a half on it, and was an absolutely merciless tutor. Lies of omission aren't technically lies, and while finagling of that sort might be forbidden under the "no finagling" clause, the clause specified "forgetting to put something on this list". The list was of activities; this implies, logically, that the clause was about putting some activity on the list, such as "no drawing dicks on the ceiling" or "no putting hydrochloric acid in my shampoo". "No lying to me by omission" would certainly be an odd thing to include on that specific list, and can hardly be referred to as "forgotten". Coincidentally, this renders that clause damn near useless. Not that he's going to point that out. Doesn't seem particularly relevant at the moment.)
Best way to avoid being stolen away... "Kill whoever tries" is the obvious, but he's not sure how the fairy legal system goes, and like hell is he going to have himself ordered to murder innocents, especially helpful ones. He helpfully assumes that his beloved master would be arrested, conveniently forgets to ask him about the probability of that, and discards this as a terrible idea.
"Stop hearing anyone who tries"? Has potential, but it seems too genuinely effective. Plus, if there were fairies running around who he just couldn't hear, he might not be able to effectively protect his beloved master! He shudders theatrically (inside his head) and washes it from his mind.
Pouting slightly, he says, "I'm sorry, sir, I just can't think of anything that would work. I'm not very good at this logic-puzzle stuff." Especially not on the scale he's using, which includes Mab and his erstwhile mother. He's a rank amateur in this arena, really.
Ah. If gilding his cage is the order of the day, then Ari can work with that. "Well... I'd like to keep up with my magic practice, sir. Under supervision, of course. And if you have novels here, then it'd be really nice if I could get some of those, because I only have a few paperbacks in my bag."
...Well, that's not technically true. But the potential harmful consequences of looking cute don't really bother him as much as they would most people. Not like this is the first time he's been captured in some way by an evil pretty fae, and this one doesn't seem inclined to chew on him first, so it'd be hard for it to be the worst.
"We probably want to go outside for the magic practice, sir. Most of the stuff I do is combat-focused, and it can get kind of heavy on the collateral damage."
"Uh... more than there is in here, sir. Some of my forms are designed to kill anything in a twenty-foot radius. I mean, I could probably create an underground cavern that would suit? It'd take a few days, but earth is my specialty, and I've got enough architectural stuff under my belt to make it stable."
"Yes, sir. I'll just pack the dirt into itself instead of pushing it out of the hole, it's a bit slower but it's better technique anyway. And avoiding water's easy, you can see through ground you're working with almost as far as you can through air. I'll want to map it out beforehand now you mention it, though."
Planning, planning, planning. He's got a notebook in his bag, he takes it out and readies a pencil. Then he rethinks this, and takes out a sack of chalk dust instead. "I need to map out the surrounding earth before I figure out where I'll put the cavern. I could just look at it magically and sketch it on the paper, but that's boring and there's not much reason not to just do the whole thing by magic. So instead, I'm going to make a scale model of the earth for a few hundred feet around here with chalk dust! Can I draw some rock out of your floor, sir? The alternative would be to go out and get a clod of dirt, but I can put the rock back afterwards, and you didn't want me going outside."
Ari smoothly scoops up a handful of slate from the floor and shapes it into a ball. He draws a circle around himself with the pencil (perfectly even, from years of grueling practice under Belinda's mathematically exacting eye), opens the bag of chalk, and holds the stone between his hands. He closes his eyes and begins chanting in a tongue that might be of some kind of Germanic or Nordic root; his words translate to a sort of mantra, demanding that the stone reveal the secrets of its earthy kin. It's a bit repetitive. After a few minutes of this chanting, the stone glows between his hands. Chalk fountains from the bag and hangs in the air, outlining... something, presumably the subterranean layout of the area. Ari opens his eyes, sets the rock down gently, and starts humming at the chalk thoughtfully. He prods at it occasionally; the chalk clings to his finger when it goes through the outline, then springs back into place when it's removed.
Eventually, Ari makes a fluid gesture and snaps "Blähen!", which causes the chalk to stream back into its bag accompanied by a localized breeze. He pushes his stone back into the floor, erases the graphite circle with a quick "Gehen!", and turns to the fairy. "I know where the cavern should go, sir. The next step is figuring out the circle and the incantation I'll need for the ritual, which will probably take a day or so if I don't do much else. And the ritual itself will take a few hours, and should be pretty impressive, I think."
Fair enough. Ari wonders briefly if the activity would be noticeably different if said reasons did not exist, Fairy Creep being, rather tautologically, a creep. But reasons do exist, so it's irrelevant, and at any rate Ari's hungry, so he opens wide as instructed. He's pleased to continue exploring the world of weird fairy foods, especially since his experience so far appears to indicate that they're delicious.
Ari just keeps reading. He'll cross that bridge when he comes to it; until then, he is reading of the marvelous adventures of whoever the hell this is.
Fairy fiction is pretty weird, apparently; the whole master/vassal business appears to stand in for every other possible social relationship. Some sorts of fairies apparently have parents and children, but this just provides an easy source of vassals for the parents in question. Other sorts of fairies just "start". This is the backdrop against which some cunning "breeder" fairy escapes her court via loophole and manages to assemble her own court with her in charge until her grandmother catches up with her and takes the whole shebang back home and punishes the granddaughter in inventive ways. None of the characters are supplied with real names, even when breeders are born and expressly named by their parents then and there; everyone is referred to by chosen nicknames or epithets.
Well, it's an interesting look at fairy culture at any rate. And he doesn't mind creepy if it's a good story, which it is. Though he's not thrilled that the implicit moral appears to be "escape from vassalhood is inevitably doomed." Is there any universe in which the fair folk aren't assholes? Evidence points to no.
He wonders if thinking uncharitable things about the Queen is as unwise as it is in his world. He thinks a quick apology to her undoubtedly radiant majesty and industriously forgets he said anything.
He begins sketching out runes and numbers, both fairly arcane. He's got to figure out how to set up the power sources and ensure structural integrity and the nested rune-circles and he's got to do it without any materials beyond pure will and graphite and whatever he can get out of the ground and his own body. This is going to be a bitch and a half.
Ari is so excited, because he is an enormous nerd.
His excitement about this project has made it easier to be happy at the Creep! How fortunate! Or at least fortuitous.
He makes a concerted effort to explain what he's doing. Given the fairy's lack of magical background, it's probably only marginally less confusing than watching him pick out strange symbols and mutter to himself in dead languages. Recognizable phrases include "if you have animals of any kind, I'd like to kill one and draw up these particular symbols in its blood, but failing that I'll just bleed myself for it," "here's where I make sure your house doesn't collapse into a bottomless pit, sir, I'm sure you'll be pleased," and "I'm very happy with this overlay, these runes aren't supposed to go together at all but I wrestled them into place and it's so worth it, clears out half a circle for extra power capacity."
"Damn. Well, I can use a dash of the vervain to help myself recover from the loss- actually, sir, I might want to get the blood now, so I'm more stable by the time I get to the ritual itself. Wouldn't want to get dizzy in the middle of funneling power into a major working. Do you have a knife and a bowl I can use, or should I make them out of the wall, or..."
"Oh, no worries, sir, I've got a ton of it. Seriously, almost a quarter of my bag is vervain, it's really handy, and the heal is just a pinch of it. I'd hesitate to do a luck charm or a purging, and a serious healing would be a very different story, but for a bit of blood loss it's fine." He expertly cuts into the nook of his elbow and holds it over the bowl.
"Hm. I'd probably like to look at those soonish, sir, if they've got baked-in magic. That could be even better than what I've got. But again, I've got a good supply of the vervain and unless someone breaks a leg or something it probably won't go away any time soon." He deems the supply of blood sufficient, plasters his elbow over with a bit of clay he apparently had in one of his pockets, and smooths an airtight layer of stone over the blood in the bowl.
He sets the bowl down. Very slowly, avoiding dizziness, he sketches out a runic circle around himself, throws a pinch of powdered root into the air, then intones a few minutes of vague Germanic chant about the wholeness of the body and the blessed restoration of vitality and so on. A faint red glow branches out from his chest along his body, and by the end he looks a bit less ashen. He strips the clay off his (no longer bleeding) elbow and melds it back into the supply in his pocket.
In that case, Ari can return to his work on the ritual and his valiant attempt to explain his work to the fairy. It's actually kind of a good thing, he explains, that there are no animals, because using his own blood means more power will go into the circle. Which makes things a bit easier.
"Ooh." Ari wasn't going to mention it, because it seemed a bit of a faux pas to suggest bleeding one's master, but he's glad it's an option on the table. "I could test it with... hm. If you don't mind possibly being flashed with a very bright light if it turns out your blood is more potent, there's a simple pyrotechnic illusion I could incorporate it into. How does that sound? It'd only take a small cup's worth, I can heal you up the same way I did for me."
"Yes, sir."
He closes his eyes and forces himself to breathe the way Belinda taught him when he was this angry back home. Her smooth voice fills his head, repeating the mantra she taught him.
Ice and fire, ice and snow. Hate, but never let it show. Ice and fire, ice and snow. Hate, but never let it show.
He erases the crushed rune with an incantation in a whispered monotone. He draws it properly, line by line. He considers the next, sketches it in the same way. As he continues down the row, he regains his easy speed. He breathes naturally. After two more rows, he begins to explain what he's doing again.
"Could I please have some food, sir?"
"You're going to need to have a nickname," the master fairy remarks to Ari. "This one goes by Promise."
Promise nods.
"Go about your business, but when he's finished what he's doing he's going to do a little experiment with some of your blood, nothing too onerous."
"Yes, Master," says Promise. She goes into a side room that Ari hasn't been into yet and shuts the door.
"She's my sorceress," says the dragonfly-winged fairy. "She had a mortal once, too, but she wasn't very careful with it." He laughs.
Ari realizes once the Creep has left that he seems to have forgotten that this piece of work is going to take at least another eight hours. He sighs, wraps up the part of it he's doing right at this very moment, deems that good enough for government work, and knocks on Promise's door.
Her room looks pretty lived-in. Desk, shelves, stool, lots of books and notebooks, a pitcher of water, a bowl of fruit - apparently she doesn't have the need to be hand-fed. There is a bed. It would be big enough for two fairies if at least one of the fairies were inclined in that direction.
She has decorated. There are drawings stuck to the walls in brilliant colors, mostly of plants.
Ari would like to get along with Promise! Partly because she seems nice enough from his extremely limited interaction with her, and partly because the idea of being vassal of someone who is herself a slave makes him want to burn the world. Not her fault, though. Probably.
"Nah, that'd be cheating. I'll do something with stone shaping, probably. Maybe there's some semiprecious somethingorother in the area, I'll dowse for it. Anyway! I'm a weird alien who has weird alien magic, and Bossman says I should figure out if I can use fairy blood for it. Don't worry, it'll just be a little bit. Oh, yeah, and I'm also supposed to figure out if I can heal you. Same weird alien magic. Any questions?
"Well, I just need to borrow a little cupful of your blood and then do some magical woo-woo to it. Your involvement is pretty much holding out your arm for me to cut on it a little, sitting in a circle afterwards for hopefully being healed, and watching the pretty fireworks I'm going to make with the blood if you want. They might get kind of bright if your blood has special properties, though, fair warning."
Ari scoops a cup out of the floor. He pulls up another lump of stone, molds it into the vague shape of a knife, and pinches at the blade until the edge is sufficiently sharp. He holds the cup under Promise's elbow and cuts at the same place he used earlier on himself. Red blood trickles into the cup. "Huh. I half expected it to be green or something, faeries back home hardly ever have red blood."
"Yeah, it depends on what kind they are. Usually if they're Winter they bleed blue or purple, Summer bleeds yellow or green, and Wyld bleeds... a lot of colors, that's where you'll get the red sometimes. I saw a wyld pixie once with rainbow blood, that was hilarious. Gruesome, but hilarious." The cup fills. It's really not much blood. Ari patches the cut with his pocket clay and goes to his bag for some vervain.
"Well, those are the broad categories; there's species within the categories, but there's hundreds of those and it'd take all day. Blood's a category thing. The clay's just to keep you from bleeding all over the place- bandage type thing. You could take it off if you wanted, but I use that spot because it keeps bleeding for a good while and I'd hate to ruin a good chair."
He acquires the vervain and pencils a few runes on the floor around Promise. He draws a simple circle around her chair, draws a line of runes from it to a spot near him, and draws another simple circle from that spot around himself. He begins his lengthy Germanic healing chant. Glowing eventually occurs in Promise's heart and arm, and the chant ceases. "Well, looks like that worked. Congratulations, fairies are healable."
Mothers and Queens and a tribe of fucking cobbs.
"That's... horrifying. And very disappointing, given my fond dream of someday watching our boss suffer an agonizing death. I'm guessing that if a fairy were to be, say, crushed under a very large rock, or perhaps beaten into a gritty paste, his vassals would not in fact be freed and he would eventually come back and be very unhappy?"
Hope lost, Ari elects to look on the bright side. There is no bright side, so he elects instead to ignore the issue entirely and move on to doing his job. He erases his previous work, then draws a circle around himself, puts down a single rune, and holds the cup of Promise's blood in fromt of him. "If you'd like to watch the fireworks, feel free. They will be very pretty, but there's a chance they might be eye-searingly bright."
The bowl in his hands turns into something that could be described as a "Skittles nuke".
It is so, so bright. It is so, so colorful. The flame hits the edge of his circle and splashes back around until it practically fills up the cylindrical ward. Ari closes his eyes a fraction of a second after the spell goes off, but he still feels light hammering on his retinas through the lids. But the duration is the same, and after four accelerated heartbeats the light vanishes. Ari can't really tell, because everything is grey.
Very, very carefully, he sits down and waits for his vision to return. "I am not dead!" he calls to Promise, to clarify.
"It is possible for two people to be vassals of each other, under the right conditions. New orders from any master supersede previous ones from any master. He hasn't had you long enough to close a lot of loopholes, and I have one he hasn't noticed that I've been saving. For whatever it's worth, my idea requires me to trust you a lot more than the other way around, because it will only work if you vassalize me first."
Ari considers this plan. He sees no flaws. He considers reasons not to trust Promise. She's a vassal; could this be a plot from the Creep? What does the Creep stand to gain, he could literally just ask "how do you feel about me" and have done. Could this be a plot to curry his favor or something? Doesn't make sense, he already likes her and making an extraordinary request could fuck up her position. And it really helps him trust her that she's the one who's going to be vassalled first. That's a good thing, he likes that. He's going to trust her.
"This sounds like an excellent plan. I'm somewhat in love with your plan, I'd like to marry it and then use it to get us the hell out of here. What should I do?"
"He forbade me to say it to anyone else. I'm pretty sure that can be circumvented by recording me saying it to myself, though. If not just talking to myself loudly while you're in the room. He's really not as good at loophole-mongering as I'd expect, my mother would be horrified."
Promise shakes her head. "He thinks of things in bits and pieces over longer periods of time. I'd have got out long ago but the master who gave me to him was much better at it and Master didn't directly rescind any of his orders. Okay. So you can say it to yourself, or maybe say it backwards or something. But I'm forbidden to give any enforced orders - holdover from long ago - so first I need to eat some of your mortal food, please tell me you have some, there are alternatives if you don't but they're less pleasant. And then you rescind my orders and then you tell me your name and I rescind yours and we get out of here. I know where you can find a gate to the mortal world."
"...I've got herbs? They're not exactly food, but I can certainly feed them to you. Ooh, actually, I think I've got a packet of beef jerky in my bag. Forgot about that." He rummages and comes up with a sad-looking plastic bag containing a single lonely unit of jerky. "Would this work?"
Ari pulls a sheet of paper off his sketchpad and scrawls "ARI KALTENBAUM" on it. His handwriting is remarkably bad when he's not using runes. He hands the paper to her. "Is that okay?"
She takes the paper; she looks at it; it goes up in flames. Then she fixes him with an intent look. "Never give me an order that I do not expressly request of my own uncommanded will, or that you do not sincerely without mental contortion believe to be in my best interest as you genuinely understand it, except for a copy of this order should you so desire."
Ari nods cheerfully. "Yes'm. And, uh, not sure this is necessary on your end, but never give me an order that I do not expressly request of my own uncommanded will, or that you do not sincerely without mental contortion believe to be in my best interest as you genuinely understand it. That is very nice construction, kudos. Now can I be freed of my previous commands excepting your own?"
"Sorcery doesn't work, so if you go there I won't be coming along. I don't know about your magic." She is in her room flinging books and some of the fruit into a bag. "I don't know a lot else about it. But I know where a gate is because this isn't the first time I've tried to help a mortal home - it's just, apparently, not your home. I won't be staying near the gate either, it's too close to where I used to live, I have to find somewhere far from anybody who knows my name."
"Yeah, I'd rather not risk losing my magic. Plus, fairyland is cool. Can I come with you instead? I can punch your enemies and build you a cool house made out of rocks. You could teach me whatever the hell sorcery is, we can be weird magic buddies and feed each other weird alien food!" Ari stuffs the things that he had out into his own bag. The basement ritual he puts into a folder to keep it neat, he really wants to keep working on that. It'd be handy.
He lays down some runes in chalk dust, then brings his stone knife across his arm while chanting about the bonds of the earth. Blood drips onto the chalk, which hisses. With a light hop, he shoots a few feet into the air and drifts down gently. He grins. "We're good to go on weight for a few hours. The windshield spell is gonna be a sustained effort, but it shouldn't be too hard to keep up. Shall we?"
"Mm-hm. So I have four ideas for where to go. If one of them's become occupied since last I heard, which is entirely possible, it's probably a better idea to move to a different one rather than try to oust unknown residents, but other than that we could try any of them first. What do you like best, waterfalls, valleys, snow, or grass?"
"I can probably help with gardening. I'll have to see what reagents I can find that can be used for thaumaturgy, but I'm sure I can come up with something to help plants." Were he not held in Promise's arms, he would likely be bouncing. Problems to be solved by magic! So many of them! Making a life together with a pretty fairy woman in a snowy expanse in the middle of nowhere!
"If you get desperately hungry we can stop and try to find something, but I'd rather go as long as we possibly can first. The fruit I packed are ones I'm going to grow when we get to our destination, it's not for eating. Once we have a defensible location I can go collect other stuff. You're fine to eat Fairyland food as long as I feed it to you."
"Ooh, there's an idea. Glorious trade empire of the frostberries. I'm pretty sure you won't have them growing naturally, the species is pretty firmly rooted in faerie culture. There's an extremely long and involved story that culminates in Queen Mab inventing them to reward her daughter for... slaying a dragon, I think? And it's probably true, so I don't think they'd show up without her."
"Noted. I've never heard of the berries before so that's another point in our likely favor. Speaking of... cross-pollination... you are the only person I have ever heard of turning up here from anywhere other than the usual, non-magical mortal world, so I'm not sure if we should expect it to happen again. What did happen?"
"I have absolutely no idea. I was in a frostberry thicket, I took a right turn, and suddenly there was no snow on the ground and there wasn't a briar to be seen. Tried to open a portal back to the mortal world - my mortal world, where magic still works - and got the magical equivalent of a comical slide trombone noise. Then berries, then Fairy Creep, etcetera and so on."
"I can call him Tacky Creep to separate him from other creepy fairies, if need be. And it would've been, you can only get in trouble by giving out your true name or accepting a gift from a faerie's hand. I checked them for poison and curses, but not ownership. Because that would be absurd. Because they were growing wild in the middle of a forest." Fairy property rights have become something of a pet peeve for Ari in the past 24 hours.
"Eating things growing in the middle of forests is often safe. If he hadn't noticed, or hadn't been able to catch you to give you any orders, or had forgotten the bush was his and didn't try commanding you just in case, you would have been fine - well, not necessarily fine, he could potentially still have captured you, but not so easily. And it works much less well on fairies. He probably couldn't have gotten me that way, although it might depend on how recently he planted the bush. Which is why I'm going to have to do the foraging and feed you."
"Yeah, yeah. It was still a cheap trick. I'm used to being tricked out of my will, not just being commanded by some hollow-boned little jerk because I stole his Lucky Charms." An astute observer might notice Ari pouting. They would be wrong, because Ari does not pout. He is a grown man; he broods. There's a difference.
"Oh, yeah. I'm not sure how long, the Nevernever doesn't always have a day/night cycle, but there was a period of between five and ten years after Belinda died where I was trapped in the Nevernever and I kept ending up oathbound to some faerie bastard or other. Then I escaped to the mortal realm."
"Back home there's only so long you can keep somebody enthralled if they've just accepted a gift from you. And you can't command them to give you their name, so it's a real limit. You can keep them accidentally accepting gifts, though, one clever ogre had me bound ten times over that way. Also, I had ways of indirectly getting rid of the ones who were sloppy with their conditions. There was this goblin who thought she was safe just by ordering me not to kill her!" Ari chuckles at an obviously fond memory. "I didn't kill her, but the tripwire that dropped five hundred pounds of granite on her head sure did."
"Oh, yes. It helps that back home the only thing keeping you from attacking the oath-holder was the strength of their own order, and legend has it the whole system was consciously designed to be as vulnerable to loopholes as physically possible. I don't know about the protection on someone who knows your name here, it might be tighter."
"Legend has it. The faeries have been around for a very long time, but they weren't always around, and they exist for a reason. Belinda told me this as... well, ironically, as fairy tales, and she never told me what that reason was, but she did tell me that the faeries were created by something, and that the oaths and the war between Summer and Winter were designed to trip them up." He shrugs. "On the other hand, maybe she was just the faerie equivalent of a nutty conspiracy theorist. Or maybe they really were just children's stories. Couldn't say."
"Most kinds of fairies, possibly all, have a kind of magic besides sorcery that they get. She is the only fairy of her kind and her magic is to know every fairy's name without having to be told. She doesn't know mortal names, I think, but of course if she wanted yours she could have it out of me or Yellow as soon as it occurred to her to wonder."
Mildly awkward silence! Ari is thankful and slightly confused that he hasn't got some kind of crick in his back yet, considering he's over six feet tall and rather broad and he's being carried in the arms of a woman who stands at 5'jack. He chalks it up to leftover positive karma from setting Tacky Creep's house on fire.
"You can't. You need inborn potential, and I'd have recognized it the second you touched me. Honestly, I'm not even sure if fairies have souls in the Back Home sense; if you were a species from- calling it "back home" is irritating, let's call it Never- you might be able to do magic anyway, but that's even more inborn. Sorry. Do you want that summary right now?"
He inhales deeply. "Well, evocation-wise, that's instant magic, I'm particularly good at hitting things and protecting myself. I can do a lot of things with earth and stone and gravity, that's all sort of the same family of things. I can do slightly fewer things with air and lightning, which is a different family of things. I can do slightly fewer things than that with water and ice. I have the extremely limited ability to do things with fire and light and sound and pure force, mostly limited to party tricks. And I can do thaumaturgy, which can do an absolutely ridiculous variety of things given time, including do things like evocation but much, much bigger. Also shield locations, heal people of minor ailments, find and see things from a distance, curse people with bad luck, create detailed illusions, create objects for some amount of time, make variously useful potions and enchanted trinkets, turn things invisible, see the future very, very badly, see the past slightly less badly. That's not counting necromancy and summoning and demon magic, which I'm pretty sure wouldn't work here due to the lack of ghosts, summonable spirits, and demons respectively. Though if I can summon from here it'd be very handy."
"Interesting. And versatile. Sorcery does a variety of things and is always much easier in familiar locations because the spells have to be adjusted in minute ways for a lot of ambient conditions. I'll be much worse at it than I'm used to for a while until I've gotten used to where we're setting up our - I suppose you could call us a court if you were so inclined - but both of my masters gave me time to study so I can do a lot when I know a place or have time to look for what a spell needs."
"Eh, it wasn't even that bad. It's just he ended up sleeping with this really rich guy, and I made the same joke about how "I guess we could call you... a hooker?" six times in two hours. The guy turned out to be really nice! Pity he got eaten. Peter was really broken up about it for a few weeks."
"Yeah, a couple of days later there was this noble vampire of the Red Court who came in with a retinue and tried to set up an enclave by turning some people into vampires. They ate a bunch of people, among them Rich Guy Whose Name I Don't Remember- was it actually "Rich"? I think it might have been Rich. They ate a bunch of people, including Rich, and we had to kill them. Sally made this sunlight bomb, completely shredded them, it was really cool. Wish they hadn't gotten Rich, though. He was nice."
"You have had meat before," comments Ari. "You envassalled yourself with the last of my beef jerky. On the other hand, it did seem like you wanted to throw it up immediately, so you might not be the best judge of its flavor. Anyway, weird fairy plant life is delicious, I just wish there was weird fairy meat as well. Though it'd probably taste like bubblegum and dewdrops or something."
"My collateral has certainly expired, but I can probably pay my way into one with some of the frostberries, after we have a crop. But the more I think about it the less I want to go back to the same library. I've frequented it pretty recently; one doesn't keep a sorcerer vassal and forbid her books."
Not that Ari wasn't already grinning, because he's practically always grinning, but Ari grins even wider. "There! I have achieved genuine, audible laughter. I have made you laugh, that is the best thing I've done today. Previous champion breaking Tacky Creep's sofa, new champion making you laugh. This is my life's achievement and you are really freaking cute."
"So, do you in particular have romantic inclinations? Because you're very smart, and really nice, and extremely pretty, and if we're going to live together for a few centuries I'd like to know whether my next few weeks would be better spent trying to sweep you off your feet or taking very long showers."
Ari is disappointed, obviously, but there's no use carrying on after you've been shot down. He can ask her about the dangers of sleeping with other fairies once the awkwardness has simmered down. If all else fails, he knows how to conjure a blank body out of ectoplasm, which is mildly creepy, but any port in a storm.
"A bit. It's possible Mom did something to make me impervious to cold. There's a couple of runes she tattooed on my back that could have done it, but runes are kind of vague, so I don't know for sure. They could also have been to make me grow strong and beautiful. In which case she did an admirable job, in my opinion."
The object in his hands could be charitably described as birdish. It could be uncharitably described as a lump of clay with a skin condition.
"You can conjure just about anything out of ectoplasm! It's pretty easy, but it can't do anything much. I mean, you could conjure a sword and stab someone with it, but you couldn't conjure some sage and use it for an exorcism. One time the Summer Lady went nuts and made thousands of frogs rain over Chicago! I could conjure you a frog, but they're not as pretty as doves."
"Not sure, really. The people who made it illegal haven't been around forever, maybe it was more popular before they showed up. And it's only a bit more difficult than killing someone with thaumaturgy, so if you were already going to do that then I guess it's only a small step up for a lot of extra spite."
"I wouldn't mind immortality as long as I could quit when the sun burned out, but I'm already going to live for a while. Five hundred years is pretty nice, you know. I mean, maybe I could do some necromantic woo-woo to make myself immortal, but I'm not interested in rending the fabric of reality or going nuts, which are both known side effects of necromantic woo."
"Uh, in our world the sun is a thing that's made of fire that's going to last for billions of years, but eventually it's going to die. Yours might be immortal and made of magic, I don't know. I could... maybe scry billions of years in the future to see if it's still around, at some point? It'd be a really complex scry, but I've got centuries to work with. And you should probably be notified in advance if your sun's going to burn out and you'll still be around."
"I doubt very much that our sun is more mortal than fairies are, and anyway I think there's more than one, or it would be very dark everywhere that wasn't more or less directly under it, but I didn't know the mortal world's sun was going to die. What will the mortals do?"
"We're pretty sure we'll have spaceships by then. We can just find another sun. But eventually all of the suns available will burn out. I mean, probably, there's magic, but- probably. If the species hasn't died out by then. And if they haven't, they sure will then. Unless one, such as me, was totally immortal no matter what. Which would suck, because I'd be floating through an empty dead universe. That would be bad."
"It may be harder than you're thinking to do that much damage to a fairy - somebody could mutilate me pretty thoroughly, but there would still be a part that was obviously the part the other parts were chopped off of, in most cases. And even if someone managed to make that non-obvious, yes, at some point I'd grow back from whichever bit was non-obviously the central one."
"So I was a very new leaflet living in my original tree and I found a mortal, who was very lost, and I let her stay in my tree and I learned how to make a gate, but it took long enough that she had to eat, so I fed her. And then before the gate finished settling, she - wandered off, stir-crazy or something I guess, and another fairy found her and hurt her until she told him her name. And then he - staged an elaborate trap where I thought I could rescue her and actually I was just lured into his other sorcerer's turf and she was already irretrievable. And then he hurt me until I told him my name. And he kept us both but we didn't see very much of each other after that. And eventually he traded me to Yellow for something, I never found out what."
"I won't. Is it possible for me to hurt him now that you're my master now? Because the "how to get rid of fairies" problem seems like the kind of thing I'd like to work on. If I still can't, do you think encasing him in stone would count as hurting him? Maybe we could keep him in our living room. Or bury him fifteen miles underground."
He did say he was going to ask when it wasn't awkward anymore, but now it's awkward because he accidentally suggested violating the sanctity of her mind, not because she turned him down. Totally different.
"Potentially, if you want. It doesn't carry an inherent risk, but some fairies have a seduction-based modus operandi for name collecting - or for collecting information that lets them get names other ways - and it would be pretty easy to get you to take some of their food if you were going to be kissing them or anything. You will also attract a lot of attention for being mortal more or less anywhere you go, even if you intend only to visit some specific hypothetical fairy who you're inclined to trust."
"Blank-body conjuration. You conjure up a shell that acts kind of like a person for a few hours, with better detail in the relevant bits. Relevant activities ensue. It's easier to just summon a spirit, but if you can't do that for some reason or you just don't want to hassle of bargaining, blank-body is the way to go. Mom taught it to me when I started going all moody and pubescent, it's pretty complicated but once you've got it you've got it."
"It's... it's a thing I've kept around from the time after Belinda died. I wished to myself that it had never happened, and it just made me feel worse. So instead I wished that I could break my enchantments, or that I could kill my master, or that I could do something about it. And that made me angry. And anger, I can... work with. Misery makes you useless, but anger and hate, they're like a fuel. Hate can burn through steel."
Promise flies. She flies until she's exhausted. She flies until they're over some snowy mountains and nothing but snow is visible. She flies and flies and flies and then finds a nook in the nowhere, sheltered from much of the wind by a glacier, and then she lands and sets Ari down in the snow.
The snow is taller than she is; she shoves enough of it out of her way to be able to breathe, and shivers, and folds her leaf wings tight against her body, while she scopes out the area for sorcering.
Ari keeps his weightlessness on so he can walk atop the snow. "If I work out a diagram I can get you warmed up until sunrise tomorrow. This isn't me saying "do you want me to do this," by the way, this is me telling you that I'm doing this so you know who to thank when you're not miserably cold anymore. Not that you need to thank me. Basic human decency and all that."
"The Snows is usually early morning," says Promise. "Sometimes it goes through a cycle, but then it tends to stop at early morning again for a long time. You may wish to give your estimates in hours. Anyway, soon I'll have the place's harmonics learned well enough to do a patch of warmth by sorcery."
"...There's a difference between "the amount of time until sunrise" and "at sunrise," though. In my magic. I'm going to want to test that at some point, but it'd definitely last for at least 24 hours. When are you going to have the warmth set up, you look like a sad kitten and it's distressing. Do you want some of my human clothes to put on over your leafdress?"
Ari promptly takes his shirt off. He considers for a moment, then takes his pants off as well. He hops into Promise's snowy burrow and drapes the shirt over her shoulders, then hands her the pants. "Are you familiar with the function of this wondrous invention? It is called pants."
"I've seen them before." She shimmies into them. They are hilariously big on her. She considers the shirt, then decides that it's also big enough that she can get it on over her folded wings. "Here's hoping I don't need to take off suddenly," she says. "Thank you."
Since he doesn't seem to care where she puts it, she puts it right where she is. There is a faint whoosh as air pressure changes. Snow in her vicinity starts melting; she pulls his shirt off so she can free her wings, hover, and get his pants off without getting them wet, and hands them over.
He safeties large numbers of safeties. It takes him a few minutes; thaumaturgically speaking, one "don't explode please" clause is much like another, and this isn't the first high-power spell he's done with an unstable component.
Finally he taps his pencil against the paper and says, "Yeah, that's good. We're good here. I can do this."
"Most of my ideas involve enchanted objects that move on their own. They'll take some time to make. You can do it, here." He finds a good-sized rock nearby and turns it into a knife, then finds another to turn into the bowl. He hands her the knife and holds the bowl under her elbow.
He sets up the circle. He draws runes at a few choice spots in the blood, then leaves the remainder in a designated circle. He sits cross-legged at its center (several feet away from the edge of the Promise's hotspot) and begins chanting. There's less symbolism and more repetition in this chant. He tells the heavy, solid stone far beneath the earth to rise and flow like air to the surface. He tells it to do so for a good five minutes in a slow, even monotone, until he decides he has a sufficient amount. Then he tells it to raise itself high above its mother soil, to become walls and a roof and on and on. This step takes him almost half an hour of chanting, which includes periodic pauses to drink some snow.
By the end, there is a cottage. It's not particularly large, only four mid-sized rooms, and its construction is geometrically simple, but it will keep out the snow. One of the rooms is only partly in contact with Promise's circle; it can be assumed that this one is designated as Ari's room.
"Nice. I'll set about that, then." He digs the powdered witch hazel out of his backpack, goes into the house, and pours it in the shape of a rune in the front doorway. He pricks his finger, drips his blood onto the rune, and carefully drips a tiny drop of Promise's on in the same spot. He chants for a while.
The rune ignites; a shimmering bubble of force spreads out and clings to the walls, then fades from view. The flaming witch hazel is consumed entirely, leaving a scorched rune in the doorway. "All done!" calls Ari, and scampers off to his room to perform vaguely sinister experiments.
"Mostly checking for a more precise reading on the power density, but I'd also like to see if there's a particular school it'd be better for. I'm thiiiiiinking it might have an affinity for psychomancy, actually. So I'm going to try to come up with a low-risk test for that. Maybe a few seconds of happy?"
Ari draws out his circle. He makes a pin out of the wall and uses it to collect a tiny drop of the blood from the cup, which he sets down at the edge of the circle. He wipes the drop of blood on a particular rune in the circle, and starts his brief incantation.
When Ari created this cup, he neglected to give it a flattened base.
As he finishes the chant, the bowl upends itself directly onto the active rune, igniting about ten times as much blood as the spell called for.
Ari convinces his limbs to work, pushes himself off the ground, and teeters over to hug Promise. Once he has reached an appropriate location to do so, he appears to realize that he would probably crush her like a bug if he tried to hug her properly, and instead flumps down near her and embraces her calf.
"You're nice. I like you better than faeries."
His eyes, which may have been observed to be dilated for the past few hours, suddenly contract to their usual size. His smile, which is marginally larger than his usual smile, slowly shrinks into neutrality, then dismay.
"Fuck! I'm sorry, that was- damn it. I'm really sorry."
"That is a good thing to ask! They've got magical requirements and things. They can't grow if it's less than twenty degrees below freezing, and you have to plant them in deep snow or ice. But they grow in just about an hour or so, if you give them a bowl of blood. Oh, speaking of, they need blood pretty regularly, I'll take care of it, they usually trap pixies and drain them but I'll just give it some every morning. Back home you can find the husks all over the thicket, it's a great way to get pixie dust if you need it for something. Just be sure to wear gloves."
"Not quite, I don't think. I'd probably want to work out some kind of ward to make the area where the briar'd spring up really, really cold anyway, the berries are better the colder it is where they're growing. Or maybe you could do something like your hotspot, if it'd be easier. They don't go bad for ages, though, so there's no real rush."
"We could plant it on the glacier face, if you like," he comments. "It'd act more like an ivy than a briar, but it'd bear fruit all the same. And it'd be quite pretty when it flowers. Otherwise I'll just find a deep enough spot in the snow."
"It's not, quick scan when we arrived told me it's mostly shale, but- not working with what we have, I'm working with what's best! So if I can just... wait, what if I melt it first- no, symbology, dammit. Where the hell am I supposed to get feldspar? What is feldspar? Igneous..."
"It's most of granite. Comes out of lava. And there's not half enough volcanic- wait, could there- no, I'm not fucking with the tectonic structure for a sturdier workspace. I'm coming at this the wrong way, what about breccia as an intermediate... yeah, yeah, I think that could- yes!" He's lost to the sketchpad again.
"Yeah! I'll take the shale and there's a patch of calcite half a mile off that could go and I've got a bit of mongrelstone with a band of opal in my bag I can chip a bit off of, once that's all mashed together it'll be the same kind of weird mix as granite and I can turn that into granite easy and use that to tell the walls what to be!" Ari gasps in a breath, which he may not have done in a while.
"Mortal magic's a lot about- tricking the world into doing what you want. Making things look more and more plausible until it's hardly even a step to make them that way. Thaumaturgy at least, evocation's just imposing your will on the universe, but if I tried to do this with evocation I'd be hilariously dead."
"There's schools of thaumaturgy and elements of evocation, which go by the same general principles but have different execution, which is why I'm fantastic with earth and great with air and good with water and technically competent with fire and energy. And then there's metal and wood but Mom wouldn't teach me those, she's a classicist. There's dozens and dozens of schools of thaumaturgy, I've learned most of the useful ones, they differ less from each other than the elements but it can still be a bit tricky to work one you've never tried before, viz. that damned happy spell with regards to psychomancy, which I'm pretty sure I fucked up even before the cup got involved."
"Well, there's people with just one element or just one school, which is a hard limit. But if you've got the full package on one side, you can get the other if you work at it. My friend Sally could only do thaumaturgy, no evocation at all, but she turned out to be doing it as some kind of weird not-quite-human thing. Other'n that I can't think of any exceptions."
"Neither did we, that's why we killed it. Predictably enough it devoured some of our memories, and it turns out you don't get them back when it dies, contrary to the teachings of Saturday morning cartoons. Nobody forgot anything really important, though, we're pretty sure. Sally didn't forget anything, she's got this cheaty little mind shield ring that keeps things from getting in her head unless she's fifteen different kinds of outclassed. Which is nice."
"There's not a lot of that in general here, to my great relief. Of course vassals can be commanded to say things, but it doesn't get you very far trying to do mind sorcery. There is some very, very obscure spellwork, but you have to know someone exquisitely well to get spells on their heads to work right - too much harmonic detail you can't get by brute force. Or I suspect being a vassal might have outright broken me."
"Yeah, it's... kind of like calculus? I guess? I'm sort of figuring out how to keep the cavern's expansion from doing nasty things to the surrounding landscape. Which I guess I could do by just carving it out instead of making it bubble outwards like I want it to, but this way is a lot better long-term, it results in a more stable structure. But: math."
"Somewhere between the ages of 29 and 50, depending on how long I was in the Nevernever; I didn't really have a calendar, and the Nevernever has a pretty weird sense of how the length of days should work. Years 4 through 8 were mostly devoted to education in faerie culture; then, two days after my eighth birthday I accidentally turned myself weightless and jumped into the sky, at which point the focus turned to magic. And it turned hard. For the next nine years I learned about magic practically from dusk 'til dawn, which I was very pleased about. Then the death of Belinda, then enslavement for anywhere from ten to thirty years, at which point I had less free time, but my various masters generally wanted me to do magic for them, which meant a hell of a lot of magic practice and often the learning of new and exciting kinds of magic. Then I escaped and landed a job as a monster hunter, which was less varied but still a decent amount of practice. And now I'm here!"
"No great loss. People think they're cute, but they're mostly just tiny and big-headed and- hang on, I never made you a bird! That's vital, I need to make you a bird, it'll take half a minute." He plunges into another page of his sketchpad, writing out formulae with practiced ease. "I know how to do birds, I did stage magic with bird conjuration once. Made about fifty bucks, too."
He draws out the conjuring circle in the snow, draws a line from it to himself, draws his own circle. He chants something about "stuff of life, take this form" et cetera. In the circle, there appears: a bird!
It is a white dove, or something like. It's somewhat lacking in detail (notably, there's hardly any texture to its feathers, and its talons look much too smooth), but it is recognizably birdish.
"Oh, a lot like that really, but less, uh, strangled. You can touch it if you like, I'm pretty sure you're not blocked by circles but if you are I can break it for you. It'll feel pretty much like it should, which is soft. Won't move very much, which is a pity, but that would have been a more complicated spell."
The dove sits unbirdishly in Promise's hands. It doesn't preen or nuzzle her or try to escape the big animal like it would. But it is capable of cooing, and it does so at a constant rate of one per five seconds.
"Oh man. I'm really bad at this one. Uh, so, humans and some things like humans have a thing called a soul. It's not very common for things in my universe. It's kind of like a little packet of energy that gives us the ability to make conscious decisions without being guided by our "essential nature" - like how faeries can't lie, and trolls want to eat children, and they never decided to be that way or grew into feeling it, it's just how they are and that can never, ever change. Like, you could ask a sidhe "why don't you lie?" and he'd say "because I am a faerie and that is how I am" like you're an idiot for asking, because faeries are generally assholes. Or I could say to a troll, "if you ate cows instead of human children, then I wouldn't have to kill you," and she'd say "good point, but I eat children and I don't eat cows, so I don't see how it's relevant," and then she'd probably try to eat me, because the "children" thing is more of a guideline than anything else. And then I'd kill her."
"Well, you didn't run up against the circle, so I'm pretty sure now. Before that, it was just sort of a feeling I got. You get a sense for that kind of thing running around the Nevernever, it's kind of- blindingly obvious, after dealing with faeries for however long, that people with souls are different. Like, a souled woman who eats the same breakfast every morning and watches the same TV show every afternoon and swears to change the same thing about herself every New Years has more... fluidity, personality, to her, than the most unpredictable sylph. In a way. I wouldn't be as sure if the only fairies I had met were like Tacky Creep, but you personally kind of have a neon sign over your head saying "HELLO HOW ARE YOU I HAVE A SOUL"."
"Sally said it in particular about her taking my blood for magic purposes, giving me enchanted tattoos while I was asleep and not telling me what they did, and turning my baby teeth into a necklace; I call that reasonable compensation for raising me, harmless if not clearly a good thing, and just good sense, respectively."
"One of them is probably cold resistance, given the whole "I've been stark naked in five-foot snow for several hours" thing. Which was mostly a test of the principle after you asked about how I could stand the cold so well; I'd never really thought about it, but this is definitely not a human level of cold resistance. So, that. One has something to do with beauty, I think. The rest she claimed were a cultural thing, but it'd be just like her to include extra spells in them anyway."
"Doesn't much bother me. I mean, if there were somebody else around with the Sight they could look at them with it and get some idea, but it doesn't work in a mirror and it wouldn't be much clearer than me just analyzing the runework myself anyway. I like having ambiguous superpowers, makes me feel like I could suddenly get laser vision at the very moment I need it or something."
"You seem to be alluding to a lot of cultural -" Handwave. "Stuff, surrounding the parental relationship. I've never associated very much with breeders to begin with, and in the case of fairies 'parent' just means 'master', so I'm not sure you're communicating as clearly as you might like."
"Ah. Back in Never, parents generally love their children and want the best for them, or they're supposed to. There are exceptions, it's very sad, but in my case my mom raised me as best she could to be someone who could survive the supernatural meat grinder that is our world."
"I probably did, but she was a sidhe. Sidhe are like... the nobles, they don't look as much like their own kind as they look like each other. She never told me what she was. The sidhe often don't. They were born to be sidhe, not pixies or sylphs or whatever they would have been."
"They're very, very good at faerie magic - mostly illusions, conjurations, evocation with their season's element or with raw power. A sidhe could make a bird five times better than the one I made you with a shake of her sleeve, or make a house invisible for a week before she lost the charge, or fight off three mortal wizards at once. Or me, if she was trying." A quick grin. "They're much harder to kill than normal fae; you can do it with iron, all faeries are incredibly vulnerable to iron, but anything else would have a hard time. They're all beautiful, and not just symmetrically like the lesser fae, but drawn from how people think about beauty. Their features will actually shift as humanity's tastes change. And most are utter bastards. But some are alright."
"...Okay. I still shouldn't do this right now, because Yellow flies faster than I do and has had plenty of time to come home, notice it's a pile of smoking slag, and stake out my tree. Anyone taking cuttings from my tree would be suspect; he'd try issuing orders just in case, he's got that much wit. But after he would have given up - yes."
He opens his eyes a second time. Suddenly everything is what it is. The house, his, still screaming of magic and blood from when he made it. The ring on his left hand like a beacon, creating a sparkling silver shadow of a clenched fist around itself. The entire area of Promise's hotspot is faintly reddish and shimmering like blacktop on a summer day, the garden bursting with life about to bloom. His backpack glimmers from where he can just see it through the window, components and frostberries and that mongrelstone all throwing off bits of shine.
He looks at where he saw Promise last, and she's incandescent, a blinding green sun hammering at his eyes with her light. And there's more, the light speaks of eternity and protection and hope and- he closes his eyes as tight as he can, screws shut every mode of vision he has, and falls to the ground. "Mother of all fucking headaches, that hurts. It works! Joy to the world! Pain!"
"Looks good to me!" he says, turning the cup to face Promise. Her tree is as it ever was.
Promise figures out the glacier and makes a coldspot along the wall of it, then looks in on her plants (she sits the bird on a tree branch, as decoration), and then she goes into the nice warm house and curls up on the floor, wings spread over herself like a leafy blanket, and sleeps.
Ari stays up a while longer, diagramming spells and planting the frostberry vine (he chips a depression in the now-arctic glacier and places a berry inside, then fills a bowl with his blood and pours it onto the berry gradually; it soaks in the blood and sends out thorny creepers along the ice, not seeming to care that frozen water contains no nutrients whatsoever). After a while, though, he falls asleep in a snowdrift. It is very soft.
"Nordic's a kind of, eh, color, that humans come in, means pink skin and slightly yellow hair. I look like I am that color, but really I'm only half that color, my dad was another color that's slightly browner skin and dark brown hair. What I just said is probably horribly offensive, please don't repeat it to any other humans, they'd want to hit me. And this is how humans talk to their tiny squishy children, but I'm talking like this to the plant because I'm weird, which is the most relevant answer. Did you expect a different one?"
"Ah! No. Just being weird." He dribbles the last bit of blood into the plant, which is swiftly advancing across the face of the glacier, and performs an action that, if the nodule were a face, would probably translate to chucking it under the chin. It sinks a wickedly sharp thorn into his finger, and he giggles as he extracts it.
From the depths of his new best friend, Ari figures out how to expand the house proper and make it look proper fancy. He consults Promise on her house aesthetics, finds that they lean towards the "living in a tree" corner, and decides to leave a large atrium in the center. He consults her on, okay, but if you were living in a tree inside a house, what would you want the house to look like, and finds that her tastes in that respect lean towards "delicate-looking and naturalistic and blending into the landscape as much as possible," and decides that two out of three ain't bad. The expanded house is made of marble converted from a nearby limestone deposit, looks very delicate and very naturalistic, slopes around a sizable atrium at its center so the eventual tree can receive sunlight, and stands out like a beautiful, beautiful sore thumb.
The frostberries flourish, fed with a surfeit of blood from Ari's oddly expansive circulatory system. The harvest every two days is ripe and bountiful, and Ari finds himself enjoying pies and tarts and liqueurs and candies on a regular basis. He's absolutely delighted. They're on schedule to bloom for a week from about a month after they were first planted, and the blossoming glacier promises to be a magnificent sight.
When she has her little farm going how she wants it, there is a reasonable variety of food available for them both every meal - repetitive on a scale of weeks, but not days - and while it does require sorcerous upkeep to go on producing as desired, both in food and textile-equivalents and papermaking materials, it stops taking up so much of her time. She makes a trip to the library with some of the frostberries, comes home with as many books as she can carry. She reads and peers over Ari's shoulder while he does magic and she does her own magic to refine and expand the hotspot, ward the house, and transcribe her library books onto the paper she peels off one of her trees.
They have been living in the Forever Snows for about thirty sleeps (the sun has moved once, in that time, and then gone back to where it was before) when Promise shuffles up to Ari with awkward little wing-flutters and an uncharacteristically shy expression.
Ari's ability to detect passive emotional cues has not greatly increased in the past thirty sleeps.
Ari has a slate rocking chair with a small planty cushion, the product of a full day's work a couple of weeks ago, in which he is sitting. He has a smaller, wing-permitting model next to him, the product of a few hours' work because he knew the theory he just had to make the damn thing, in which Promise might sit. He gestures to it.
"Man, I'm glad you could make it. Couldn't find you for a bit, I got worried, the final signs don't start up until about an hour before." (The central nub looks larger and bluer than usual, and the outer vines seem to have curled in on themselves a bit. Ari has been taking careful notes on the process for the past few days.)
The heart of the briar starts glowing slightly, and Ari leans forward in excitement.
Slowly, painfully slowly, the heart unfolds into a deep indigo rosette flecked with spots of lilac. It exhales a faintly glowing cloud of blue powder, which floats along the vine as if carried by an intangible breeze. In its wake, where berries would usually sprout, there are flowers- dozens of different breeds, colored in a dizzying blend of shades of blue and purple. It's a chaotic, riotous mess of Winter colors, well suited to a plant supposedly gifted to the mess of a princess that is Lady Maeve. Though Promise doesn't know that.
Once the tips of the vines have sprouted their flowers (each a different-shaded rose), the briar shivers violently and lets loose a shower of thorns. The vines are, for the first time since their birth, completely smooth and safe to touch.
"I didn't... know they did that," breathes Ari. "The thorn thing. But. Mothers and Queens, was that something?"
"Not the heart flower, that's still the heart - but - yeah, I'm pretty sure we can take them. I don't know about the roses, they might be vulnerable too, best to be safe. But I know the flowers along the vine are fine, Belinda took me to a thicket during bloom once and I got a purple lily."
"Well, we've been here for a while and neither Yellow nor Thorn nor anyone associated with them has come after us and I've had time to think and if you're still interested in revisiting the question I don't think I'm currently totally soured on the general idea of sex and I do like you."
"Okay. This is where my information on how to accomplish related things without anybody giving anybody else orders or secretly planning to extract the name of the other party or something totally gives out, but rumor has it you know things about the art of seduction."
A good time is likely had by all.
Time wears on. Promise obtains some paint, and paints murals on the interior walls of the house - plants in bright colors, crowded in with each other, compositions planned on paper and transferred to wall. They receive occasional visitors looking for frostberries - this makes Promise nervous; she doesn't want to become famous enough to attract notice from her masters, and she scales back attempts at trading and instead goes on longer foraging trips in the forest.
Promise sings, sometimes, wordless music, perched on a spire of the house.
The irony does not occur to him that he has created an inimitably beautiful house that no one else is allowed to see. Pretty things are their own reward.
He sets up a clearly labeled post by which people can contact them (for frostberry-related business or similar) about a mile away; when spoken to, it causes vibrations inside a simple device in their home which transcribes that speech into writing. He's been assured by Promise that it would be several kinds of impossible for this system to deliver orders, but he likes being a bit paranoid. And he's always willing to provide Promise with invisibility or an illusion when she goes foraging. He thinks that he might have managed to get them to "safe."
He listens to the singing while he works. It makes him feel like he's doing something right.
She appreciates his safety concerns immensely. And thanks him for them. Profusely.
His attention turns to more permanent methods of dealing with their masters. One day, when Promise comes down from her spire, he asks "Do you think any of our neighbors would be willing to try kidnapping Yellow for us? Given I can pay in alien magic."
"That's not the only stage at which something could go wrong, though. If the breeders send someone and Yellow manages to not only escape capture but to pin down the attacker... I'm not totally sure I wouldn't rather just lie low until he and Thorn have probably forgotten my name."
Promise attempts to cultivate slightly closer relationships with the breeder colony members, slowly and carefully, so that it will be relatively easier to talk them into running potentially hazardous errands. And she writes and she studies and she paints and she sings and she enjoys the affection of her mortal.
He's got other stuff to do, after all. He augments the coldspot on the glacier with a series of increasingly intricate temperature wards until even he starts to feel the chill, accumulates a tidy little arsenal of enchanted items, keeps up with his combat evocation practice, and - in his copious free time - tries to figure out his tattoos. He's worked out the mechanism by which the cold resistance tattoo does its job (apparently it's written in a solution of pixie dust, which irritates him) and has moved on to the mysterious cultural tattoo on his chest. He checked with the Sight and he's sure it glowed Belinda's blue, but the glow of his own magic obscures its purpose.
One day, he has a breakthrough. In the dense thorny designs, he finds the runes for "blood" and "health" and-
"sacrifice".
He goes out to sit in the snow.
Promise goes looking for him when it's been a few hours since last he ate. She has some dried fruit of the type she calls "sugarblue" and a few candied dewdrops. She has been experimenting with making bread out of powdered nuts since he explained the concept of bread to her but apparently her latest attempt didn't result in something she's willing to try to feed Ari. "Winter?"
He inhales deeply. "The rest of it was- preparation for a sacrifice. When I turned seventeen."
"Yeah. She was going to- she had my baby teeth, and that gave her power, and to keep it she was going to- kill me. Probably hung upside down and, and bled into a cauldron, that's the best way."
He drops his head into his hands. "It makes sense. It makes... it makes so much sense."
He jerks away with a stifled sob, falls facedown into a snowbank. He pulls himself up and runs back towards the house.
"And you were going to kill me!"
I was. And what does that say about her?
"She's never lied to me."
Oh, and that worked out so well the first time.
"I loved you!"
And you're a fool. And you love her, and you're a fool. And you thought I loved you, and that's the joke, isn't it? Every good fool needs his jokes, and every good joke needs a punchline. I wonder what this one is going to be?
Ari doesn't leave his nook. Sleeps pass, and the frostberry harvests grow anemic. Ari doesn't care. He can't care. He was a fool to try in the first place.
When she begins to be concerned for his nutrition - mortals do have to eat pretty regularly? Right? - she gathers up his favorite things to eat from her little garden/farm and looks for him.
Ari lies curled up in the pile of snow. The nook replenishes itself, now, instead of needing him to make the trek up to the surface and bring more down. He did that a few months ago. He's glad he did that. He wouldn't have been able to do that every time the pile needed refreshing.
He either doesn't notice or doesn't acknowledge Promise's approach.
She has been new, untroubled by experience but beginning with fey common knowledge, and finding herself in radical opposition to almost all of it, no, how dare this be, how dare she have so much work to do just to get to adequacy, why this, why any of it, why is she so peculiar as for this to be what she wakes to learn, but at least she has forever -
She has been new in the dark making her tree give her room to sit up and deciding that she will give it forever, she promises -
and then she was torn from him and he fell into darkness but he had a light inside him that told him that he could always be happy he didn't have to let them win he could live and love no matter what because she loved him
but she didn't she never did and he's loved for so long and trusted so much and nothing can ever be real because she didn't
and there's still a light inside him but it flickers and flickers and eventually it might go out.
Ari snaps back into himself and the tears flow from his eyes, but he knows now that Promise could never betray him like that. She's more than that, a thousand times more than Belinda. She's real. She hasn't lied to him, not because she couldn't but because she never needed to.
gets dizzy, and trips on a pile of rubble, and falls flat on his face. Ow. He's probably not going to be running any time soon. Whose idea was it not to eat for a week? Oh, that's right, his. Everything is very, very spinny. Whoops.
But- light in his heart! Courage! "I'm so sorry, it's- wizard thing, if you look in our eyes for more than a second it- we see each other's souls. I'm sorry, it- it can only happen once-"
He tries to get up again and bashes his head on a rock falling back over. Explanations give way to miserable groaning.
He rests his head on a bit of broken granite Belinda-face. What a day.
"Of course I love you, I, have I not-" Ari thinks, how could he not have told her? How can she not know? Isn't it obvious, doesn't he glow every moment with how much he loves her? "I love you. I can say it more. I love you. It's- that's important, that I love you. And that I'm sorry, and I love you, and I'm so sorry." The words come out in a rush, tripping over each other trying to get free.
He pauses. "The irony of protecting myself by starving to death has not escaped me."
"There may also have been a bit of death wish mixed in there. My terrible decisions are many-rooted." He cooperatively eats the fruit, making vaguely indecent noises as he does so. Favorite food, plus starving to death, makes for a very pleasant eating experience. He'd do it more often if it wouldn't upset Promise. And if it weren't for the fact that it's horrible in every other possible way.
"It was stupid. I loved Belinda, and she wanted to kill me. So I thought that loving someone was... too dangerous. That it was better to die on my own terms than to let myself love you. But then the soulgaze, and the- objective truth, that you'd never want to hurt me like that, kind of blew down that whole house of cards. Speaking of which, Iron is a terrible name for any number of reasons, I appreciate you going along with it but Winter really is much better when I'm not being a miserable little twat. I apologize for the confusion."
"I knew Belinda for my entire life. She was literally incapable of lying to me. My entire worldview was centered around the "fact" that she loved me. To have that taken away- I'm not saying that there couldn't have been some other way, but... it'd be hard. I don't know if you could have done it. I don't know if anyone could've done it. And it hurt you, doing that, but- it happened."
Well, that went predictably.
Ari goes out to check on the frostberries, finding that they've actually flourished in his absence. Fairy blood seems to have had the obvious effect on them. (He tries not to think about the fact that Promise fed his baby for him. He's not going to think about that until he can confirm or deny that she hates him forever.)
He takes about half of a harvest, since he can't lose too much blood at the moment. It might be his imagination, but they seem to perk up a bit at the taste of him. He murmurs to them, "Yeah, I'm back. Sorry for leaving you alone, there was... stuff came up. Did you like Promise?" The vines rustle amongst themselves. "She's nice, isn't she?" Further rustling. "...I know. I'm sorry."
He returns to his basement to pick up the pieces.
She burns the paper when she's done with it; she doesn't have to draw without Yellow breathing down her neck, but keeping actual records in plain text anywhere outside of her tree is not a mistake she's prepared to make.
She goes out and pulls some paper materials from her farm and goes back to her room and makes more paper. It's meditative.
Then he turns to crafting. Making useful things will get his mind off this whole mess. Useful, useful things.
"Shield ring. It'll take months of wearing it to get it to work, but the design is quicker, it just has to catch bits of spirit energy and funnel them into its battery. And then it sort of shields you from getting hurt, bounces stuff off you. I used to have one, but I lost it about a week before I got dumped into Fairyland. I'm pretty sure I just left it in my other coat."
"Hm. It tells you something very, very important about who someone really is. If you look with a question in mind, you're likely to get something related to that, though it's unreliable and frustratingly symbolic at the best of times. And beyond what you actually see, you get a very strong impression about what that person is like. And it can only happen once."
He sighs. "Yep. Like I said, everything was about her. When you remove the support column, things fall apart. But then you came in and... I didn't exactly replace her with you, it's occurred to me that that's not the best system, but you're holding me together a lot. If it happened right now I'd look quite cheery, I think. Apart from worrying about how you're feeling about all this. Also, I'd probably have a better reaction time and be able to look away quick enough."