"It'd be really great if we could get the States on our side though! They worry a lot of people, so maybe people would be less likely to mess with us."
"And it would be useful to have unambiguous diplomatic support. I'm not really a diplomat."
"Especially from people who aren't magicians."
"Oh, I almost forgot to ask you! We want to know if you want to come visit the Other Place. Apparently, you can have a fake physical body and we can make a fake place for you to stand, so it won't be as weird."
"Uh, I don't know how much weird to expect to be left after the reduction in weird."
"Um, the human who came before was fine except his body got older, but that won't happen to you."
"I am more concerned about the experience than the aftermath."
"Uh, confusing maybe? He didn't really mix with us. Apparently we looked like a lot of colors, and he could sort of see our conversations and thoughts like pictures?"
"Why is it I'd want to visit?"
"So everyone can meet you without being summoned."
"I'm not sure I'd be in a representative state there."
"You don't have to. No one will be upset if you don't. They don't like coming here so they're not gonna demand you go there. Everyone's just curious."
"I'll pass at least for now."
"Okay! You can change your mind. So are we going to America then? I've never been there."