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Over the years, Naima's number of obligations has drifted up. Way, way up. She has her tapping and reincarnation route, obviously. She has the time that she spends training students to create remedies. She has to resurrect people. She has to take meetings, although most of her meetings happen simultaneous with the tapping, because her time is too valuable to justify the tradeoff any other way. And she has to help rebuild Cheliax, obviously, which means interviews and budgeting and digging up dead nobles and a dozen other things. She has to vet hires for the school system she's starting up in the Junira river valley - in the sense that she actually doesn't have to do that one at all, but it's really very upsetting to her that they've done so much for Sothis, and for Cheliax, and for Korvosa, and comparatively nothing at all for the Junira. 

At the point in their assault on Asmodeus where they lost the original timelapse demiplane - the one they stole from the four Pharaohs of the ascension - Naima's schedule had reached the point of absolutely depending on spending only one out of every two or three days on the material. All of her paperwork and analysis was done in the demiplane. All of her reading was done in the demiplane. All of her writing was done in the demiplane. All of her discussions with Catherine about the logistics of restoring Cheliax took place in the demiplane. She occasionally took the time to relax with her children on the material - much less time than she wanted, but some. Her husband, though? Demiplane. Always. But for all that it was a constraint, it was a vast improvement over the previous state of things, when Naima had had only the same twenty-four hours as everyone else. She had, actually, been quite relaxed, compared to how things were before.

Then the demiplane broke. (She broke it, specifically. The others are kind enough not to bring it up very often, but it was Naima's suggestion to start the attempted genocide of all pit fiends from inside the demiplane, which drew Hell's attention and got the whole thing disjoined.) The paperwork and analysis had to be passed on to her secretaries and to key hospital staff. She had to stop reading books without using her book-reading spell. She had to stop writing almost anything. She had to stop changing her clothes or taking baths, just had someone else prestidigitate the dirt away and illusion her clothes to look different, letting the real clothes - all her beautiful clothes! - languish in her oversized closet. 

She tried very hard not to miss her weekly beach combing appointment with her children, every Sunday afternoon. Her husband, though - they talked to each other over the telepathic bond, rather constantly. But for months, and months, and months, they only very rarely had the time to do anything else. When he finally finished his work on the new demiplane - quite recently, really, he claims that he's still working out the bugs - Naima outright wept. Then she didn't leave it for three subjective days, and forbade him from leaving it, either.

Things are better, now. But they are the kind of better where she's still trying to take very seriously the importance of spending actual, real, face-to-face physically present time with her husband on a regular basis. She has a debt to pay down. And, obviously, now that she's putting effort into her marriage again, she feels that these obligations become more important the more stressed out Elie is. 

She's pretty sure Elie is going to be very, very, very stressed today. So, of course, she ambushes him the moment he sets foot in the demiplane. 

"How was it?"

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"The best thing I can say about it is that I talked to Cansellarion and he's not actually deliberately trying to destroy the country." 

...Is he allowed to collapse now? 

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Absolutely.

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Oh good. 

"That's not fair. The best thing I can say is that they're really arguing, even the poor people I kidnapped, they're not just sitting there like rabbits headed for the stewpot and voting however the nearest archduke does – I mean, of course, most of them are doing that, but we've got enough for it to be real. 

...Not enough that the aristocratic party won't get their way in the end. i could do weight the scales, there, but I don't know that it would actually make things better –  and I'm no good at this. I just sit there and watch them make a mockery of the concept of popular governance because if I say something, anything at all, they'll treat it like the very law of creation. I had to forbid them from actually killing each other on the convention floor this morning. Other than that, I was a bit of a rabbit myself." 

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Pet pet. "Do you have notes on everything that happened? Or you can tell me, but if you want me to have the context faster."

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"There's notes. You'd better read them, I wouldn't know where to start." 

(Valia Wain's stunt this morning, probably, but he was pathetic and doesn't want to mention it.)

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She stretches a hand out over them, closes her eyes, and whispers her spell.

" - well. I can't say I know how popular governance is supposed to work, but they certainly are arguing."

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"I'm worried about the Molthunis. We can probably give them Molthune without any bloodshed, but they're not going to stop there, and half the resurrected nobility is with them. There was some kind of schism in the slavery committee and I'm not sure what's left of them can come up with something that's going to get past the floor." Deep sigh. "And the Iomedan priestess from Pezzack gave a very compelling speech about how Evil still rules Cheliax and the people should rise up against the aristocracy of Menador and presumably whoever else they feel like."  

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Sigh. "We don't even have proper replacements for all the people we already executed, a handful of them are still scared children. But I suppose they can't hear her in Menador." She pages through the notes. "Did they take the prohibition on dueling all right? I don't want to have to resurrect half of these people."

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"I thought I made myself clear, but I'm sure someone will find some way to willfully misinterpret me. ...We might want to station someone at the temple of Iomedae, in case one of them tries to assassinate Select Wain. I'm more optimistic now than I was this morning, since we didn't actually have a riot on the floor, but it's better to prepare for the worst."

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"Mm. We can probably put someone on it, I'm sure there are pure bodyguards somewhere who can be spared. Not that I immediately know who. Maybe Catherine does."

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"Catherine would. I need to talk to her anyway, since we don't actually have a policy for what happens if one delegate actually starts calling for another to be lynched by name and I'd like to before it comes up. 

I think it helped in Galt that we'd gotten through a few orgies of violence before anyone sat down and tried to write a new law code. Helps balance the humors, so to speak."

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"Valia Wain has had her share! But apparently not the kind that leaves one ready to stop. Have you been through the committee notes?"

 

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Now that they're on the subject, he's not actually done ranting. "I was expecting this eventually – or I should have been – but not on the second day. It's the same with the Molthunis – you'd think they might give us a year or two of peace in gratitude for defeating their ancient and hereditary rivals, but that's not enough! Cheliax must and shall gobble up the rest of Avistan to make them happy. If I were less charitable I'd suspect they're just bitter the war ended too quickly for them to do anything heroic in it.

...I haven't read the notes yet – I haven't your advantages. Anything I should be paying attention to?"

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"Oh, everything's in early stages. Slavery is a mess, but I don't know that it's an explosive one. Diabolism committee going about discussing the removal of every evil authority of any size or kind in Cheliax, but it sounds like they've decided to go through existing legal channels for the moment. Rights committee banned malediction and rape easily enough - well, afterwards spent half a day defining rape to determine what they had banned - and then couldn't agree on whether they ought to ban making people undead. Education - "

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- she giggles, and hands him the page that discusses them. " - I'm sorry, this isn't important at all, but you have to read this."

I am told that the archmage Naima was also born a farmer's daughter, and didn't learn to read until the age of twenty-one. What a waste, for the world, if she had never met a man educated by our own public school system, and capable of recognizing and unlocking her potential.

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"Oh no. Who said that?"

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She double checks the name. "Imperia Caballè, of Corentyn Academy. I'm trying to think - there's almost a fair point in it, but I think Catherine and Shawil are technically more necessary for my reading achievements, and I don't think we can particularly credit Chelish public school for either of them."

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"And I like to think my good qualities as a husband owe nothing to that institution." 

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"The nicest thing we can say about it on that front is that causality is very complicated. Speaking of - not about school, about your good qualities as a husband - the committee on family is - well. I expect they're just making the numbers up, here, but do you have any guess how many children had fathers present, when you were growing up in Isarn?"

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– Oh. Family would be a grim one. 

"When I was little, I didn't live in the city proper – my parents lived in Merue, a large town about half a day up the Sellen. Most of the children there had fathers, I think? Probably about seven or eight in ten. I went to Isarn for school when I was about nine, and all the other children I knew then were on track to be wizards, and of course none of us had parents around. Most of my classmates knew who their fathers were, saw them at least a few times a year, though that's not surprising – you'd want a wizard child. It was worse outside, I think, but not so bad as some other places. Certainly more than half." 

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"Claim is less than half in Egorian, though I suppose it would be worst there. And one in ten without parents at all, though I don't know how seriously to take that. The committee briefly discussed banning having bastards, and then fell into discussion of whether marriage currently has and legal validity at all, and what marriage is in the first place."

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"I'd easily believe things were worse in Egorian. My parents were married. They still are, last I checked – that is, they still live together, I doubt they had any kind of ceremony about it like you would in Osirion. If my father had chosen to leave my mother no law would have stopped him – it's just that she ran half the business." 

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"That's what they say. Or, no, they agree that nothing stops a man from leaving unless his marriage is really a small alliance, and disagree about whether people have ceremonies, and in any case say that the ceremonies don't do anything to prevent men from leaving. And then argue about whether to enshrine a right to divorce or whether to legally ban it, given rampant abandonment on the one hand and rampant abuse on the other."

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"Oh. I don't see what divorce has to do with that – a man can still beat a woman if they're not married, and if they are it doesn't mean he'll raise her children." 

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"Well, if you forbid abandonment, then running away from him may be a crime. ...although I'm not sure they ever technically got around to discussing forbidding abandonment. There's a lot of - grasping around for possible handles."

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"I don't think the law can fix this one. No one can regulate the disposition of the heart – except maybe Nex, and even if he can, he shouldn't. It's not going to make people care for each other, or understand themselves to have obligations towards their children, let alone their childrens' mother. Or father, for that matter."

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"Marriage isn't all disposition of the heart. Osirion at least forbids a man to remarry if his first wife and children aren't being cared for. ...but it isn't mostly enforced by the courts, of course, it's mostly enforced by families, and by everyone else judging you. I can see how offloading all of that to the courts would work poorly."

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"I wonder if we shouldn't be looking into what the Thrunes did to the cause this situation, though I expect it would work less well in reverse." 

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"....huge numbers of people must have been dead, when they took over. Thirty years of war. I imagine that leaves quite a few holes in families in the first place. And long enough the new parents don't remember a time before it."

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"It might help them to have any example at all of what a good family looks like – but it's not as if we have many on offer. Things are less – changed – in the countryside, but I don't think that actually means they're better. Just bad in the more traditional sense."

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"There are also various disparaging comments about everywhere else, although I can't say I think there's much comparison, with one culture having half given up on fathers at all. But I suppose I can also remember how upset you were about Osirian marriage, when we met. ...where in the world did you come from, anyway?"

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"Isarn! Didn't I just say so? 

...But in all seriousness – I was lucky to be born in Galt, where we've wanted to be free of Cheliax since about thirty minutes after Aspex conquered us, and before that we were wanted to be free of Taldor. We're very proud of our poetry and our theater and our opera, so we didn't let it die. We had the dream of a different way of life there, buried, but not so deep that you couldn't find it if you dug. 

I don't think I'm particularly inclined to family virtues. I don't have any filial regard for my parents – I didn't even when I was a little boy – and I certainly never thought I'd marry or have children of my own. I just knew that a life I'd find tolerable would be one of my own imagining – and then, you helped me imagine it." 

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"You are more inclined to family virtues than anyone else I have ever met. You just built them out of - philosophical axioms and a fundamentally generous spirit, or something, without anything resembling a model. You are grateful, protective, forgiving, hardworking - now, if not when I met you - honest, respectful, considerate, capable of a tremendous amount of trust in spite of everything that's ever happened to you, committed to your vows, love spending time with your children, could not care less that one of them originally wasn't yours -"

"I can't imagine how it's escaped your notice that you are better at this than nearly anyone else, apart from the terrible handicap of having six occupations that constantly interfere with exercising your abilities."

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"Oh, I don't compare myself to anyone else, it's too depressing. My own father is a decent man, but if the best thing you could say about my parenting is that I'm better than he was, I'd never have gotten married."

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Snuggle.

"You know, you're right, this isn't a job for the government. This is a job for a pamphlet."

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"Do you want to write one? Do you have time?"

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"Well, it seems very amenable to being done in here with you. You're supposed to be good at these things, aren't you? And it would be unbearably popular, there's absolutely no one better positioned to talk about it."

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"I'm worried the family committee might take it as my trying to dictate to them."

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"No, no, no. Not policy. Tell them about our marriage. Tell them that awful story about my first proposal, and why you said no, and why you said yes. Tell them what you were afraid of. Tell them the mistakes you made, and how you recovered. Tell them you were small and human and without any particular advantage but a decent wife and an unshakable determination to be decent back, and that it's made you happier than anything else. Let the people see a marriage, and they will all be able to imagine it, perhaps even for themselves. You know it'll sell out immediately, it's competing with those ridiculous things about Shawil being born from a bank in Sothis."

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"I suppose we could use the money."

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"See! We are being utterly responsible. You will have to tell me which pieces the Chelish people are most likely to be confused about, so we know to include them. I can figure out the general human interest parts myself, I imagine they're all the bits about us being ridiculous."