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Arikat Kal'amm has had a very stressful morning. His mother revealed that she was going to sacrifice him to Virgloth in exchange for passage to her home dimension, then she was murdered by a roving band of Krann'gol raiders, and they tried to take him as a slave, but he fell into a portal... All in all, it's just been a really rotten day.

Anyway, he just fell into a portal. He's fallen onto some kind of... plant life? Tiny green leaves sticking out of the ground. (The ground is really soft. Kind of disturbing. Leaves also soft. He didn't even break anything.)

"Fucking hells," he says, mostly for form's sake.
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The immediate vicinity contains nothing easily construed as dangerous or hostile. There are some trees, bushes, more grass, a few decoratively placed rocks, and a human child approaching from over thataway.

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If Ari tries very hard and believes in himself, he can construe anything as hostile!

But, honestly, it's probably just some kid. Not really the right aesthetic for a creepy-child demon. Ari tries to make himself more presentable by combing his fingers through his matted hair and adjusting his loincloth.
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She notices the strange child in a loincloth.

She blinks at him.

"Where did you come from?" she wonders.
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"Ihh... English. No," he apologizes. "Ihh... ma- ihh. Magik?"

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"Hm," she says, contemplating these utterances.

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His face screws up with the effort of remembering how to English.

"Ihm... Have- need-"

He gives up. Instead, he mimes throwing back a drink, then staggering about and falling to the ground.

"Magik," he clarifies.
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"Magic..." the human child echoes thoughtfully. "I think you should come home with me." She makes a beckoning gesture and takes a few steps along the path.

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He shrugs one shoulder affirmatively and follows along.

(If it's a trap, he can deal with that later. Those clothes have the look of a person who has food sources and permanent shelter, and he wants in on that action.)
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It's a shortish walk through more unsettlingly pleasant scenery to get to her house.

Her house is very large.

She traipses around to the back door and lets her mysterious companion into the kitchen, where she pours herself a cup of water from the sink and offers him one too.
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He shakes his head appreciatively at the house, which may not be the Emerald Spires of Kilron but certainly looks cozy. He drinks the proferred water with a thankful grin, reserving some to wipe the worst of the grime off his face.

He then returns to the task at hand. He repeats the mime request, adding in a bit of theatrical coughing and a spirited verse of an old Gerran drinking song. "To magik, to English. Get- ihh. Boots? Boosse?"
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...She ponders this request for a moment, and then she ponders whether she would like to fulfill this request since she's beginning to have a suspicion of what it is, and then she sighs and looks up at the cupboard above the fridge. It opens, and a bottle of brandy floats down to their level.

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Ari flashes her a brilliant smile. "Darak!"

He takes out a shiny white pebble which he picked up on the way over, then grabs the brandy out of the air and pours a splash over it. There's a flash of blue light, and he puts the pebble under his tongue.

"Thanks! I usually carry some Galler schnapps for that kind of thing, but, uh, this outfit's not big on the pockets."
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"How does that... work?" she asks, fascinated. "The magic. And how did you end up in the park, and where are you from?"

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"Magic? It's like any other skill, you just need to know what you're doing. And I arrived through a portal, more specifically a portal to Yakkor, which is where I'm from. It's a cozy little hell dimension. What's that weird plant outside?"

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"Which of the plants is the weird one?"

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"Like... these little green feathers, coming out of the ground. They're not even sharp, just- soft."

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"That's grass."

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"Well, alright. You've still got sensible plants, though, right? It's not all just mushy green stuff?"

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"What are sensible plants like?"

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"Sharp, colorful, poisonous, that sort of thing. Pretty and deadly."

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"Those sorts of plants are rarer than the green kinds," she says.

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"Ridiculous. What kind of demons have you got running around?"

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"...I don't think we have any."

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"...Come again?"

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"I don't think we have any demons."

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"So it's just... what, humans? Not even any halfbloods?"

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"Yes, exactly."

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"Don't you get bored?"
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"Not really, no."

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Ari shakes his head. "This is a weird dimension."

A thought occurs. "Hey, how come you didn't know about magic even though you can do telekinesis?"
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"I can do telekinesis. I can't do portals or translation spells, and I've never heard of anyone who can. I've never even heard of anyone else who can do telekinesis."

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"Weeeeeird. Magic's s'posed to be all over the place or not there at all. Wanna try learning the translation pearl spell?"

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"Sure."

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Ari dashes out to acquire a rock, then dashes back in. He conscientiously wipes off the majority of the dirt, then begins shaping it into a sphere and bleaching it to a pearly white.

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Matilda watches with intense curiosity. She would love to know how all this works.

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Once the stone is approximately pearlescent, Ari hands it over.

"Okay, so what you need to do here, you- okay. Take the stone and focus your energy into it, then say- wait. I need to lift my translation for a bit, it has to be said in Krullan."

He concentrates for a moment, making throat noises, then spits his own pearl into the palm of his hand and says some things that are probably words. Very guttural words.

He pops the stone back into his mouth. "Did you catch that?"
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"I think so, but what do you mean by focusing my energy into the stone?"

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"Um. You know the feeling of telekinesis? Like that, but... instead of doing anything with it, just focusing. Like pretending to push up against an invisible wall."

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"I'm not at all sure that the telekinesis I do is anything like any telekinesis you've ever heard of," says Matilda.

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"...Fair, I guess. Well, try to just... focus on the stone? However you can? And recite the incantation. I can tell if it worked, if I focus."

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"Hmm," she says. "All right."

She focuses on the stone, attempting, as instructed, to put energy into it.



It begins to glow brightly. Matilda squints at it. "Yours didn't do that," she says.
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"No," Ari agrees. "No, it did not."

He squints at it. "It... It's definitely magic. It's not the translation spell, it's not even primed like it would be if you'd said the incantation... it..."

He shakes his head. "Try the incantation?"
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"Hm."

She contemplates the desired end result, gazing thoughtfully at the stone. To turn it into a thing-that-does-translation—

The glow cuts out.

"...What did I do now?" she wonders.
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"The fuck."
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"I'm not sure that's an answer."

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"Well, no."

He peers at the stone again. "It... It's like mine. The effect, at least. But it's- weird. Not like a proper pearl of tongues at all. Try putting it in your mouth?"
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"Well, if it's weird then maybe I don't have to put it in my mouth. Can you undo your translation again and try saying something?"

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He shrugs and hocks up his pearl again. "My mother recently attempted to murder me," he says in apparent English. "Like, this morning recently. It sucked. But I met a cute girl, so whatever."

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"Your mother tried to murder you?" she says, alarmed.

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"Wow, it does work! That is freaky."

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"Is it? What do you mean?"

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"You didn't even do anything! I mean, if you were an experienced witch, you could probably cast the standard spell without components, but it's not even in your mouth, and it's still working, and you didn't even know magic existed- and with the glowing- are you sure you're a human and not, like, a divine incarnation, or something? Wow!"

He fidgets delightedly. He is the tiniest magic nerd; it is him.
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She giggles.

"I'm sure I'm a human," she says. "But it might turn out that I'm also very good at magic. We should experiment. What are some other things magic can do besides portals and translation?"
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"Fire!"

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"I'd rather not experiment with fire inside my house," says Matilda. "Or near it. In case of explosions. What are some things magic can do that won't burn my house down if I do too much of them?"

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"Aw. Uh..."

He considers. "I'm kind of best at the blowing-up kinds, honestly. Mom always had a bit of a concentration in killing things."
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"Have you heard of any of the not-blowing-up kinds, though?"

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"Oh, sure! You can scry, you can summon spirits, you can heal... All sorts of stuff."

He winces slightly as his fidgeting knocks his wrist against the table. "Speaking of healing, I'm pretty sure I have like three broken bones. So, if you're looking for stuff to do."
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She gives him another alarmed look. "Where did you—? Never mind. I will try healing."

And she stares at him and concentrates very insistently on how he should not have broken bones and instead should be perfectly healthy in all particulars.

There is a ripple of light.

He is now perfectly healthy in all particulars.
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He pokes his wrist experimentally.

"Okay, thank you, that is not how magic is supposed to work though."
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"It's how magic works for me," she says.

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"But it's- healing is hard, you can't get it without some tradeoff- do you have, like, a headache, at least? Do you feel out of breath? Did you sacrifice a newborn lamb while I wasn't looking?"

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"No," she says. "I don't have a headache, I'm not out of breath, and I certainly haven't sacrificed any lambs, newborn or otherwise."

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Ari shakes his head. "Whatever. Your magic is weird. But cool."

He looks around. "Anyway: this is a nice house. D'you have a mom? Failing that, d'you have food?"
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"I have both those things. Jenny's at school right now, but the food is right here," and she gestures at several cupboards, which open.

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"Yay!"

He peers at the foods.

"I... may need advice, here. Are there any locusts?"
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"There are no locusts. Would you like to try some things?" Various foods emerge from their various storage and float within easy grabbing range of Ari - a small stack of crackers, an Oreo, an apple, a handful of walnuts.

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"Thank you!"

He waves a hand over them and utters a brief incantation; they glow white, and he begins nibbling on an Oreo. "Ooh!"
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"What was that?" wonders Matilda.

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"Poison detection," he says offhandedly. "This is good! Where do you grow these?"

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"We don't personally grow our food, and Oreos aren't grown anyway, they're made out of other things."

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"I'll have to learn to make them, then!"

He tries the other foods. "Nice! Your dimension has good foods. Congratulations."
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"Thanks. I'm glad you like our food, it would probably be hard to find you locusts."

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"Aw. You don't have locusts?"

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"Locusts exist but people don't usually eat them that I know of."

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"Oh, good. More for me, then."

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"If lots of people here ate locusts then we could get them at a grocery store, but since people don't, they'll be harder to find," Matilda explains.

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"Thrill of the hunt!" Ari counters. "Or just dowsing. Dowsing works too."

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"I don't actually know for sure if there are any locusts close enough to my house to find by walking around and looking for them. I've never tried."

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"Eh. You can get anywhere from anywhere, if you've got a few days and the right magic. Or, uh... Mom could."

He frowns, then shakes his head irritably. "Fuck that. You've got cheaty bullshit magic, and I've got gumption. We could get to Quor'Toth if that's where the crickets were."
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"If you're that intent on your crickets, I'll see what I can do."

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"Eh, at this point it's a matter of pride. But seriously, locusts are great, you've got to try some. I'll honey-fry a bushel or so once we've quested for them, your mom can share." He considers. "Unless she's evil? If your mom's evil we don't have to give her any locusts."

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"Jenny isn't evil."

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"Excellent!"

(Ari elects to keep an eye on her anyway. He's heard that before. From himself, like, yesterday.)
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"Jenny's aunt was evil, but then she ran away and now she doesn't bother us anymore."

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"I'm not sure I follow. By 'was evil' d'you mean you got rid of her evil bits, she's dead, she's oathbound not to hurt you..."
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"She thinks Jenny's dad's ghost will murder her if she ever hurts Jenny again."

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"Oh! I thought you'd just let her run away. Yes, yes, ghost threats are perfectly sensible if properly enforced."

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"Jenny's dad's ghost isn't real," Matilda clarifies, "but the Trunchbull doesn't know that, and something will certainly happen to her if I ever hear of her hurting anyone."

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"Oh, sure. I'm confident you could handle a pissed-off human, no matter how nasty. Unless she's got your cheaty magic too?"

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"No one has my magic except for me."

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"...Well, that seems like the kind of thing that changes fast. Have you checked? With your cheaty magic?"

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"Until today my magic also didn't do anything except move things around," she says.

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"Okay, so how about you try to teach it to look at itself, and then we trot off to a population center and make sure that nobody who isn't a happy friendly smart girl has the game-breaking magic? Just, you know, as a precaution. Or you could try remote-scrying for it, even, I don't know that it'd work with your magics but we've no reason to put limits on it."

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"That's an interesting idea but I'm not sure exactly how it would work," she says thoughtfully.

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"Would it help if I showed you how I'd do it with my own magic? Divination's easy, I could pull it off without that much prep."

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"Sure."

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Ari dashes outside again, then comes back with a chunk of clear rock crystal. (Where he found it is anyone's guess.) He shapes it into a sharp-edged convex lens, then clenches his fist around it until blood drips down his arm, chanting something about sight beyond sight. When he opens his hand, the lens is clean and looks no different to normal vision.

"Here you go! It shows you the flows of magic. Although apparently there aren't really any flows of my kind of magic around here except the ones I'm using."
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"...Would you like me to heal that?" she inquires, on observing that his hand is still cut. The lens floats over so she can inspect it.

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"Huh?" He glances at his hand. "Sure, if you want the practice."

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It heals.

Matilda looks contemplatively at/through the lens.
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It makes things glow a little bit! Ari in particular is quite glowy, in ways that may mean certain things if she looks hard enough. In a while. Not yet. Pretty colors!

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Pretty colours, yes. Now that she's seen what it does, she floats the lens out of her way and looks at Ari by herself, floating her translation stone beside him.

See magic. And don't just see magic, understand magic. Understand it very clearly and very thoroughly.



Some time passes.
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Ari decides to amuse himself with telekinesis. He lifts a mug and has it loop-the-loop around him.

...Tries to do that, at least. It doesn't seem to want to go? Furrowing his brow, he-

Crash!

"Shit!"
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"Oh dear," sighs Matilda.

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"Sorry, that's, uh, never happened before."

He investigates the shards of crockery. "The fuck, magic? Not appreciated."
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"Does that sort of thing happen often?"

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"No! I just said that's never happened before. Happens when you're really new to magic, I guess, but I never did TK when I was that little."

He scoops up the mug bits and starts melting the seams back together. "Least it's made of earth. I'm pretty sure I'd forget how to breathe before earth magic started being a problem."