Her search is unsuccessful; there's a couple of gay teen witch-girls, but she's not keen on sleeping with someone who could be her grandniece, and anyway they seem less than interested in her slightly dusty charms. She gets miserably drunk, sobers up miserably with a whispered invocation, and makes her miserable way home.
...She spots someone lurking, out the corner of her eye. She knows from lurking, it was a whole unit in Watcher training. That is a vampiric lurk. Recalling last night's incident, she decides to investigate. From her purse, she retrieves an unobtrusive spraycan of sanctified Mace, and she strolls very casually into the occupied alleyway.
"Hello," says Johanna sweetly. "Isn't a bit late for someone so young to be outside? Shouldn't you be home by now?" She strolls toward him in such a way as to keep the boy's escape routes limited; the alley seems almost to have been designed for just such an approach. Johanna makes a mental note to look into that.
Johanna pauses. "Oh, fuck it, this whole bait idea was ridiculous," she snarls, snapping her arm upwards to bring the canister to bear. "This is a can of mace. Moreover, it's consecrated. You're a vampire. It'd be exceptionally unpleasant for you to be exposed to this. My reaction time is fucking unbelievable, and I wouldn't advise testing it. Answer my questions and we go our separate ways, maybe I'll even give you a shiny toy. Try any funny business, I melt your goddamned face."
"Ugh. I'm gay, and you look about twelve. Don't be ridiculous. Anyway, I want information on why the vampires in this town are so weird, and why so few deaths are attributed to barbecue forks, and if you've got information on a gay midget vampire and his cheerful blonde behemoth boyfriend and/or mindslave, that'd be nice too."
"Well, really I'm just curious as to how well the mountain man's redemption game sticks. Despite my status as a nosy old bag, I don't actually give a flying fuck if you lift someone's dead mother's pearls. I'd care if you were snacking unethically, but I'm told that's not my department. Unless the usual sheriff's been mindslaved or something, which may well be. I'll light you on fire if you eat people and he's not in a position to do anything about it, in case you were wondering."
"Mostly because I've been led to distrust vampires' ability to love minus a soul, and vampiric psychic abilities are well-documented. And while it's theoretically possible that a vampire hunter has developed a taste for the toothy side of things, this looks more to me like a newcomer moving in and sweeping the local muscle under his wing."
"Yes, yes, you continue to be a vampire. But it's unfortunate for me, since the blonde has been doing my work for me and Tiny is by default on the opposing team. Anyway, unless you've got any particularly juicy bits of information you think I'd like, I suppose I'd better be on my way. Want an enchanted somethingorother for your time?"
Keeping the can trained on the vampire's face, Johanna slings her bag over a protrusion on the fire escape and rifles through it one-handed. "Hm, not this one, definitely not that one... Your pick of a ring that enhances beauty or a translator necklace. Necklace is a bit tacky, but you don't have to wear it visibly. Oh, here, there's also a pendant that makes shadows cooperate with you, I'd hesitate to give you this one but for the extra, see what being polite gets you. Which would you like?"
Johanna puts her bag back over her shoulder and backs away cheerfully, only putting the can at her side at ten feet away. She then strolls out of the alley resolving to figure out what in God's green hell is going on in this town. And to ask Chris about those magic lessons. She has a feeling she might need some quick-twitch firepower.
Elsewhere in town, Ari is out patrolling. Well, mostly he's walking around while yawning and drinking from a fuckoff-sized cup of coffee. He's been targeted by three separate packs of demons who thought he'd make an easy mark while he was off his game, who very quickly decided that being tired does not make Ari fight slow so much as it makes him fight mean. There are some very unhappy piles of primary-colored giblets in the back alleys of Sunnydale tonight.
Goddamn Mark, being excessively cute and great and throwing him off his sleep schedule. Or, glorious wonderful Mark, but also goddamn Mark.
"Were you not paying any attention to your surroundings? She kept glaring at us for unclear reasons, which I initially assumed were related to me climbing all over you in public, but then just now I overheard someone threatening a vampire and it was her. Neither of them seemed to have a clue who I was, which isn't surprising, but he told her you're a half-demon and that you've been threatening the local vampires to get them to quit eating people, and she gave him a pendant that makes shadows cooperative - or at least that's what she claimed it did - and left. Oh, and her pet theory seems to be that I've hypnotized you somehow with my psychic vampire powers. Do I have psychic vampire powers? I haven't noticed any."
"I pay attention to my surroundings when I'm on patrol. I've got a good reaction time, if a Par'tak had leapt at us from behind a bedframe I'd've had it halfway through the floor before it could do anything. And that's some pretty basic information, really; saying 'half-demon' is like saying 'mammal'. Vampires have been known to have psychic powers, but there's only a handful of recorded cases less than a millennium old. So, possible, but unlikely."
She considers calling Chris about... magic. She'd probably be asleep by now, being a normal person. Disappointing. Entirely for professional reasons, of course. Extremely professional.
She tips her head backwards with an inarticulate noise of frustration. Good God, she needs to get laid.
Mark is unaware of the broader context, but he thinks perhaps the mystery woman is having personal troubles of some kind. Well, she can keep 'em. Now, can he locate her name in a building directory of some kind? Why yes! Yes he can. For whatever good that will do him. This whole century is annoying. On any civilized planet he'd already be reading her bank statements.
On the same day that he was summoned into this world.
The fogginess of her background only goes up if he goes after her through the Internet. There are two hundred search results for her name; the majority seem to regard the anthologist of a collection of German children's stories, who looks absolutely nothing like her, while a few are for a poet of little note with no picture available. There are two relevant-looking results. The first: the website of the British Museum lists her in an administrative position, featuring a reasonably up-to-date photograph of her bearing a polite rictus. There's also an article from 1986 in the newspaper for a small town in the English countryside, showing a young woman with a mohawk being escorted into a police car, covered in ash. She appears to have set an all-night grocer's on fire, claiming it was staffed by demons. The girl's face is slightly indistinct, but bears a strong resemblance to the current Johanna.
Current Johanna is... moderately worrisome. Is it usual for there to be this little of a record on someone? Maybe he could find more if he'd been in this universe for more than a week. On the other hand, maybe the available data really is this bad for everyone. But he suspects that someone has been wiping her tracks.
There are ways to check, of course. What can he find out about Ari, for example?
Despite having been on Earth for a little less than one quarter as long as Johanna, Ari has around seventy search results for his name - registries, a graduation date, and a rather anemic page on something called "Facebook". Forty of these results are arrest records. (He has also burned down an all-night grocery, though he looks much more cheerful and much less bemohawked in his soot-stained mugshot.)
All right. Johanna has clearly had her data trail imperfectly erased. Something is clearly going on here in more depth than 'mystery woman enjoys harassing vampires'. Now all he has to do is find out what. Easy, right? Fuck, he wishes this was the Earth he grew up on. The Jackson's bloody Whole he grew up on, even.
In the morning, Johanna calls Chris. She may be wrangling this awful adolescent crush, but she's a grown-ass woman. Plus, she's got legitimate reasons to call. So the conversation will likely never have anything to do with that. Which is good.
Fuck she has to figure out how to dress for this. She bolts for her closet and looks through it frantically. Nothing is even close to suitable. Fuck. She grabs her purse and sets out for the mall at top speed. Fuck, fuck, fuck, she has to shop, this is bullshit and she hates her life.
By 1:00, she has an outfit. And another outfit, purchased when she decided she hated the previous outfit. And she has gone through three different arrangements of makeup, each wiped off and reapplied more frantically than the last. The final arrangement is applied by magic, and is just barely acceptable. She shows up half an hour early, then realizes that this is terrible and goes to hide in a nearby park until 1:20.
Chris lives in a cute little house with her cute little car parked out front and protective runes hidden in the pattern of the interestingly geometric lace curtains in the windows. The overall magical impression, for those with the discernment to see it, is... fortresslike. But in a very subtle way, mostly not apparent until you're already standing on the doorstep.
Johanna packed her glasses today, which not only help her see, but also pierce illusions and allow her natural magical senses to sense more than "this object is glowy and likely magic!" (She doesn't usually wear them. Walking around Sunnydale seeing magic in detail is a good way to end up with a serious headache.) Chris' witchy credentials having been distinctly established by her fortressy wards, Johanna rings the doorbell.
"Bishop is a possibility. Common metaphors are the book, the arrow, and the throne. If Liesel were here I'd ask her for a second opinion; she's good at sorting people. But your introductory chess spell can be a pawn promotion, if you want; that'll give you a good sense of what your strongest piece is and which of its metaphors suit you. The basic components of chess magic are chess pieces representing metaphors, and spell participants are associated with whichever pieces resonate with them. My natural aspect is rook-as-tower. Protection magic."
Chris leads her up the stairs to a room with an intricately inlaid wooden floor. Nothing is quite perfectly symmetrical, but there are partial symmetries everywhere. There is also a large window opposite the door, and a long table under the window with a variety of boxes on it.
She digs out a matching knight, rook, bishop, and queen, then arranges them in a square on the floor, one toward each wall of the room. "Sit in the middle, facing the window," she says; this will put the bishop in front of Johanna, the rook behind her, the queen on her right, and the knight on her left.
"Anglo-Saxon specifically isn't required, but it's good to have a language you like that you didn't grow up speaking."
Then she sits down facing Johanna. "So, I'll talk to the pawn for a while and it'll decide what it wants to grow up to be. There'll be complicated visions about the metaphors for a while, and then they'll stop. Sound good?"
So Chris talks to the pawn. Her alliterative verse is uninspired but functional. She discusses metaphor and potential and resonance and understanding.
The room fades away around them, superseded by a different level of reality. Johanna is a formless, colourless void. Chris is the faintest hint of a stone tower. The four chess pieces are vague shapes with vaguer shapes hidden inside them, shadows within shadows in the starless dark.
Chris suggests that the pawn make a choice.
The bishop brightens from a shadow to a silvery silhouette, then flows into Johanna's void. A silver book takes shape in front of her; a silver arrow floats above it.
Chris thanks the pawn/bishop for its help, and the metaphor fades out and the room comes back. Nothing has actually moved. But that bishop is now a little attuned to Johanna.
"The flexibility's my favourite part, I think. As long as you can put the available pieces together into an appropriate story, you can probably get what you're after. And it's not too materials-heavy; the floor helps, having a variety of chess sets also helps, crystals and other mystically significant objects help, but all you actually need is a chess set or, in a pinch, a few pieces of paper with chess pieces drawn on them."
"I haven't had a ton of luck getting divination out of chess magic, but it's not exactly my personal strong point. And theoretically it fits both of your primary metaphors. So you might be able to work with that. Which would, in fact, be exactly the kind of thing I'd be interested to see."
Johanna takes them off (with some relief at no longer having to look around the sparkles) and hands them over for inspection. "They may not work so well for you, but I've got the teensiest little drop of divine blood in me that gives me a couple of powers. One of which is that I can glow very prettily-" she demonstrates the very pretty glow - "and another of which is a bit of witch-sight. I have a sixth sense dealie for magic, and the glasses focus that into properly seeing the nature and form of spells. Plus they let me see through illusions. And I can see like a hawk with them on. I've got another pair I call the 'reading glasses,' for tougher cases; those on, I can understand every magical detail of whatever I'm looking at, no matter how well hidden. But they give me migraines for fucking weeks looking at anything worth looking at. So I usually leave them in my bag."
"Well, I can probably put all this away for now. Is there anything you'd especially like to accomplish? I'm better at constructing spells when I have a real goal in mind," says Chris, getting up to return the various chess pieces to their box. "It probably makes me less effective as a teacher."
"Sure," Chris says cheerfully. She picks out Johanna's bishop (glass), its twin, their frosted-glass counterparts, and all four rooks from the matching set. "I'm afraid I can't tell you much straightforwardly about my system for placing pieces; it's all by intuition at this point. But for this purpose I'm thinking either square within a square, or alternating octagon. Probably square within a square. For really concrete physical things like this, it's more important to be tightly focused than smoothly integrated."
Johanna tries to follow. So... the shapes... she can see it, kind of. She certainly understands the focus of the square-in-square, doubling and shrinking in. The octagon works too, it's- elegant. It is what it is. "What if you did a four-way symmetrical long cross form? That seems like it'd be sort of... very narrowly focused in. Maybe not robust enough for a ward, though, probably more- a divination, a curse- no, curse would be outward. Maybe the call for a summoning. Or an analytical divination. Yeah?" She sketches out what she's thinking of on a notepad.
She draws eight points on a fresh page: white triangles at 'north' and 'south', white circles at 'east' and 'west', and within that a second square with black triangles at 'east' and 'west' and black circles at 'north' and 'south'. One north-south line connects the white triangles and black circles; one east-west line connects the white circles and black triangles. Then she draws the lines of the outer square, the lines of the inner square, a diamond linking all four circles, and a diamond linking all four triangles.
It comes out looking about like this. Although Chris's lines aren't quite that neat.
"Self-reinforcing, with all those internal alignments. No matter where you hit it, you're up against the strength of the whole figure."
It's very... bishopy.
Johanna looks at her paper contemplatively. "You know, I just may be good at this."
She thinks. She draws. She unearths several more colours of pen and a ruler.
She comes up with this, drawn very neatly.
"That's me, that's you," she says, pointing to the black circle and black diamond respectively. "That's my focus stone," the sunburst. "Red is frosted, blue is glass, octagons are pawns, our respective pieces come in our respective shapes. I'd put down protective stones at any unoccupied intersection to get my floor to cooperate. I think we could actually pull this one off. What do you think?"
"In that case, you can help me lay it out," says Chris. She digs up all the matching pawns and starts placing the rooks in a square surrounding the center of the room. With enough squinting and imagination, it's possible to see exactly where in the geometry of the floor every piece should go.
They get all the pieces set down, Chris's focus stone included. It's a perfectly ordinary-looking pebble, such as one might pick up from any old riverbed.
She opens another box and takes out enough agate, tiger's eye, and black tourmaline to mark all the remaining intersections of the diagram, which she does - black tourmaline on the innermost eight points, tiger's eye for the middle set, agate at the last. Then she sits in her indicated place, facing inward.
"So I'm going to talk to the focus stone for a bit, remind it what an exciting life it has had being a rock, suggest that it work with me here," she explains. "If the spell goes off nicely, I might want to go over it with you and come up with a version where you're a more active caster, maybe bringing in Liesel so we can use the full range of pieces. We'd have to find something - or a set of things - to work for you like my focus stone does for me, I think, but I'm sure that's manageable."
She just starts talking to the focus stone behind Johanna, in Anglo-Saxon. Her alliterative verse is a little more polished this time around.
The metaphor-vision shows the red glow of magma, the burst of light as a volcano erupts, then the rippling dark at the bottom of a deep river. Chris coaxes the stone to lend her its strength, and then she and Johanna are sitting inside a stone tower crisscrossed with a web of silver light. The lines follow the real diagram at first, but then multiply and extend through the stone walls, up and down and around. There is a feeling of movement in them, like the flight of an arrow, glowing contrails bent and pinned in place.
Chris thanks the stone for its help. The metaphor fades.
"Whew," she says. "That was interesting. I think it went pretty well, don't you?"