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I know that it's in "omakes" but, does that have to mean this isn't canon?
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Hey Asmodeus
Hey Asmodeus
Hey Asmodeus

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What?

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Do you see the beings staring at us from an angle orthogonal to reality?

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No.

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Good, because neither do I.

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...Okay?

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What I'm saying is that, in-universe, I can't see them. In-universe nobody's watching.

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...Okay?

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If I could see the beings staring at us from an angle orthogonal to reality, I'd deduce that being watched is what gives worlds realityfluid, and I wouldn't just waste a world that I know has way more realityfluid than any of the others through total inaction.

I'd HAVE to do SOMETHING.

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Nethys, it is four o'clock in the damnedgods morning.

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From an out-of-universe it looks like I'm mistaken about whether we're being watched, but within the context of the story I'm not.

In-universe, we just aren't being watched.

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Listen, Nethys.

I am not your friend.

Don't you have someone else that you can bother with this? 

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But all this means that there's no particular reason for me to hope,

and there's nothing uniquely important about this universe,

so I might as well just BLOW it UP!

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You've tried.

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Heheheh. Good times, good times.

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You seem oddly chipper today.

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Mais bien sur!

Of course I am!

Whenever one of me sees a bunch of orthies, some kind of hero shakes everything up.

And it always goes my way.

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I thought there weren't any orthogonal things watching.

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That's in-universe.

Out of universe, though, they totally are.

(Hello!)

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It's been said that one of the great truths of existence, or at least our tiny part of it, is that the deepest, highest, most hidden secrets of divinity, are completely fucking useless to everyone including the gods.

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This is news you can use, my friend. If you give me your lunch money, I could tell you how not to get catgirled.

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Are you willing to front the cost of creating a LN servitor outsider who can check your claims in a way that I can verify?

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That doesn't seem like something that I'd do.

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Well, that's pretty much as far as this conversation is going to go, then.

Goodnight.