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My alternates tend to take over the world. Advice available. Rates negotiable.

Shell Bell puts up her sign and nibbles her most recent charity meal. Not potatoes! It is not potatoes. Or fish or clams. It is rice and curry and a fruity yogurt drink. That nice person told Bar she could use his tab for four meals, and this is meal number two.
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A man in nondescript clothing that hints at a low-tech world walks past.

He catches sight of her sign, pauses, considers it, and turns to ask her:

"Deliberately or accidentally?"
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"...Deliberately, I think, but I haven't met them myself."

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"Do they tend to be the sort of worlds that urgently need taking over? Or is that something else your sources haven't mentioned?"

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"I'm not sure me and my alts have the same definition of urgently needing taken over as other people, but people at least seem to agree that mine could use it."

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"...Oh?"

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"Well, for one thing, every year, two dozen teenagers are rounded up and put in an arena until only one of them is alive."

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"Unpleasant," he says. "I am effective enough at taking over worlds that I managed an entire continent before I learned how to stop. Perhaps I can help with yours."

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"Well, what do you do with your continent? My world is pretty bad but it could be worse and I've met, you know, all kinds of people in here, no offense."

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"None taken. To introduce myself formally—" he pauses, and his voice takes on an echoing panlingual quality as though it has split into a hundred voices each murmuring the words in a different language, somehow without impeding clarity at all. "I am Kirovalin, god-Emperor of Liafnifair." (Or, if you listen closely, of Irahali or Kirova or Lianu or Ashalir or Elianesket... his country doesn't lack for names, it seems.)

He resumes his more ordinary voice. "I think the best way to explain how I treat my continent would be to tell the story of how I came to acquire it."
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Blink blink.

She puts her sign down. "I'm all ears."
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"Gods in my world are powered and sustained by the attention of mortals. Some prefer to gather that attention through a mutually beneficial exchange; others, through spreading terror. When I was very young, I destroyed one of the latter kind by helping mortals become immune to his plagues, and gained a large number of followers that way. Some time after that, I noticed that my followers' mortal rulers kept making decisions that harmed them, and I disapproved. I asked my followers if they would prefer me to their current king, and most of them said they very much would, so I deposed him and began governing them myself."

He pauses, smiling sadly.

"The advantages were immediately obvious. Anyone in my domain can address me by name and be heard, at any time; and I am inclined to listen. Mortal kings don't have the means or the attention span to hear and understand every issue facing their kingdoms, and ordinary gods don't have the breadth of authority to undertake public works projects like raising aqueducts even though they have the power to divert rivers into them, and neither sort seems much inclined to care about the actual welfare of their people as long as their own interests are secure. But in my domain and kingdom, I could hear that a city needed more water, commission the aqueduct, divert the river, and watch to make sure it all went smoothly. Much more convenient for everyone involved. I became very popular."
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Nod nod. "Being a god-emperor sounds like a pretty good deal."

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"Yes. Unfortunately, both my mortal and my divine neighbours found my success threatening. The problem fed on itself; someone would attack me, I would defeat them, I would gain yet more territory or followers in the exchange, everyone else would become slightly more nervous, and then the cycle would repeat with the next god or king. The last few kings surrendered, and the last few gods fled rather than wait a few more centuries for all their followers to abandon them, and now I have an empire."

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"By accident. Huh."

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"I now strictly avoid claiming territory, divinely or otherwise, on any continent but my own. I have embassies and I receive immigrants, but I am strongly disinclined to risk conquering anyone who does not egregiously need it. Your world sounds like it might qualify."

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"It needs it. I'm just not sure what you'd actually... do. It would be hard to get an army through the bar."

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"I wouldn't necessarily have to," he says. "I assume no part of your world has been previously claimed by a god from mine - if it has, that would be a major obstacle. But if not, I can send a holy object home with you and expand my divine territory to cover as much of your world as necessary. There will be some changes to the landscape, but my terrain type is fairly flexible, so most things should stay recognizable. No mountains being leveled or entire forests sprouting from the ground. After that - I can see and hear anywhere I choose to look within my domain, wich should help me decide what exactly to do next. Leveling mountains and sprouting forests and diverting rivers are all within my capacity."

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"The Capitol can do that too. I'm mostly just guessing from the bit about aqueducts and the way you're dressed how many things have been invented already in your world, but they have a lot of advanced technology, including some really powerful weapons."

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"I've heard of some things here that don't exist yet in my world. Go on."

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"I don't live there so everything I know about what they have is heavily filtered or through here where I have a lot of other things to read about, but they've got animals that they've - messed with, so that they're stronger or meaner or carry drugs or eavesdrop and respond to Capitol handlers. People can't sail out to sea too far or their boat will get attacked by a kraken, that's a big messed-with squid. There's wasps that can follow a person forever and mess with your mind if they sting you, there's birds that listen in on conversations and then go repeat them back. Those are just the ones I know about and remember - they come up with small batches of animals like this every Hunger Games, that's the twenty-four teenagers thing. And there's bombs, bombs that could wipe a whole city off the map with one drop. So you'd need to seize the Capitol hard, fast, so they couldn't do anything, or you'd need air and sea control on top of your terrain thing plus anti-nuke powers, or we'll soak up a lot of casualties even if you eventually win."

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"Air control is... doable. Most of what I can do to the sea is turn it into more land, but that could conceivably help. And although having a city-sized piece of my domain obliterated would be very uncomfortable, and I'd prefer to avoid it, especially if there was a cityful of mortals living there, it wouldn't actually affect my control of the surrounding area substantially or for long. Hmm. Suppose I spread out underground first, over the course of a year or two, and then take the surface of your continent all at once. Would the Capitol have the means to discover that there was a god at work at all...? Or would it just seem to them that their entire continent had suddenly been converted to taiga for no discernible reason? I'd hardly think they'd tend to blame their mortal subjects for that."

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"Whether they have a good reason to blame us doesn't consistently enter into it, but my world doesn't have any magic of its own and I don't think they're doing anything that should let them see the effects underground. But obviously a cityful or ten of mortals burning up is undesirable on its own merits and I'm hesitant to call it an obvious trade."

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"Deep enough underground, claiming territory has no material effects on it whatsoever," he says. "...Are you saying that if mysterious forces started acting on their terrain, they might react by arbitrarily destroying one of their own cities?"

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"They might destroy District cities, just in case some of us had something to do with it, or the scary magic thing wasn't nuke-proof. They're not going to drop a nuke on the Capitol itself, admittedly, but us they can starve and bankrupt and shoot and kidnap for their entertainment and convenience. There used to be a District Thirteen and now there isn't."

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"You keep saying 'the Capitol' - are all these people more or less located in a single city?"
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"More or less. There are Peacekeeper forces in the Districts, some of the Hunger Games arenas are far away from the Capitol, that sort of thing, but by and large it's one huge city."

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"I often use my terrain powers to demolish buildings without disturbing their surroundings," he says. "'Spread out underground, come up fast, and have anyone who tries to organize retaliatory action swallowed by the earth immediately'... lacks some elegance, as a solution, and would probably kill more than the strict minimum of mortals necessary to get the job done, but if most of the organized retaliation is going to be coming from a single city I won't have any trouble finding it all."

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"There's probably some innocent people in the Capitol. Not that there's more innocent people than die annually in the Districts, but if you could be precise enough to avoid the kids at least - although I don't know what to do with them since I imagine they'd be unhappy about what happened to their families."

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"If they don't bring their children to the places where they are trying to destroy cities, their children will survive. It's hard for me to get much more precise than collapsing one building, but I have plenty of practice collapsing one building very thoroughly without damaging the ones near it."

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"Okay. I'm... guessing that the talking thing you do covers the language barrier. Does it cover it well enough that you'll know what they're talking about so you can distinguish between somebody who's performing some harmless official activity like closing school for the day and someone who's launching bombers?"

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"Yes. When I hear a mortal speak, I understand what meaning they intend to convey with their words. One of the conveniences of being a god."

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"And do you have reason to believe that you'll hold together correctly between worlds? You're persisting here and you probably would have noticed if this interrupted what you have going on at home, but Milliways is special and wouldn't have let you in if just walking through the door was going to hurt you. Going out my door doesn't have that guarantee."

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"If you take a holy object of mine into your world and it loses its connection to me, then I lose an insignificantly tiny part of my domain and can't take over your world, but that doesn't leave either of us any worse off than we were before you tried."

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"Okay... there still could be some weird interaction like, I don't know, I'm making things up, but it could turn into a little disconnected copy of you or the not-having-gods-ness of my world could propagate back to yours in some unfortunate way or something like that. But I don't have a way to predict that and the risk is mostly to you."

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"If it turns into a disconnected copy of me, he's likely to starve. I don't think I could safely sustain myself in your world without my empire's surplus to draw on. But... while that would be unpleasant, it's something I'm willing to risk. I think the other potential disaster is much less likely."

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"Okay. Are you going to be offended if I go ask Bar for some materials to verify your god-empering credentials?"

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"Not at all. While you're at it, you can ask her if she knows anything about the risks of bringing a holy object to your world."

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"She probably doesn't unless someone's done it before. You don't think you'd have noticed?" asks Shell Bell, getting carefully to her feet and going over to murmur to Bar.

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"I don't have much contact with other gods. If someone was very successful in a strange world, I'd expect to hear about it if they used the surplus to start absorbing continents at home, and obviously if someone accidentally destroyed godhood I would not be around to have this conversation, but the fact that neither thing has happened doesn't prove very much."

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"Yeah. Bar doesn't know either," says Shell Bell, as a stack of books and papers appear. She hauls them back carefully to her booth. "Are you in a hurry at all?"

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"No."

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"Okay. I have enough vouchers and shells to last through this stack of reading material, I think."

She pulls the top book off her stack.
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"...If you can't afford your food and lodging here, I can cover the cost."

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"I'd appreciate that. Although I'll have to move rooms if I start paying for it instead of cleaning."

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"Whichever you prefer. Anyone in my empire who finds themselves without food or shelter can find both at a temple."

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"That might be a big deal, especially if you interact with the terrain and climate enough to make it hard to get food the ways we're used to. Not that we ever get enough that way, but there'll be a transition period."

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"Arranging to feed and shelter everyone in my new domain is likely to be one of the first things I do after I am no longer facing organized resistance from people with city-destroying weapons."

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"And how do you do that part?"

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"Terrain powers aren't tremendously well suited for putting up buildings, but putting up hills and then hollowing rooms out of them is a decent substitute in a pinch. I can bring over food surplus from my original continent and make edible plants grow where I want them."

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"You can just... move the food? You're sure that will work if the rest of - you - does?"

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He produces a fairly hefty paper bag of dried papaya slices and hands it to her.

"I don't have any reason to suspect that particular thing out of all the possible things would fail to work. It works just the same for me here as it does at home."
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"Okay."

(She eats a papaya slice. She likes the papaya slice.)
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(The god smiles.)

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She goes on steadily eating the papaya slices (her lunch is already gone) while she reads through her stack of books.

Eventually, if uninterrupted - she yawns halfway through her stack of things with which to verify Kiro's credentials. "Um. Time is sometimes - weird, in Milliways, parts of it don't always match up to other parts. If I go back to my room and sleep and it seems like it takes me a week or something will you still be here?"
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"Yes. But if you want to make sure, I could give you a holy object now. I can see and hear and speak through them as well as using them to expand my domain or distribute blessings."

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"That would be - reassuring."

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He produces a small blank wooden disk, just about coin-sized, and hands it to her.

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She takes it and pockets it. "Thank you. Um, are you perpetually seeing and hearing out of it?"

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"Yes, but with varying levels of attention, from 'as much as I give my manifestations' to 'only enough to notice if someone says my name'. And it can't see or hear much from inside a pocket."

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"Okay. So if I put it - away, and don't use your name out loud, it will not spy on me."

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"Correct. I also do not pay attention to mortals in non-public areas of my domain unless they ask for me by name."

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"That must be nice, being able to deliberately move your attention around like that so consistently."

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"Part of being a god."

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Shell Bell yawns again. "Okay, I need to sleep. Could be five minutes or five days on your end unless the disk syncs time." She collects her books and goes down a side hallway.

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Kirovalin finds somewhere for his manifestation to sit, and pays a little bit of attention to the bar through it, and attends to matters back home.

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Shell Bell comes back nine hours later, books and all. "I have a couple of vouchers left for meals from Bar. But you said you'd cover my food and I don't know if you mean in a Bar way or in a papaya slices way."

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"As proud as I generally am of my empire's food, I think Bar has the advantage there. I'll pay for your meals with her."

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"Thanks. She can take any kind of currency and sometimes, if she really likes you," Shell Bell whispers, "she'll play around with the exchange rates for you." And she goes up to Bar and comes back with eggs Benedict and a bowl of fruit slices in syrup and a mug of hot cocoa with whipped cream.

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Kirovalin follows and arranges with Bar to put Bell's meals on his tab for the forseeable future; in the process he hands over some coins that have his face on one side and an attractive bird on the other.

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Which Bar whisks away. It's good of you to be taking over. The poor child, I can only sneak her so many vitamins.

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He reads this napkin and nods approvingly.

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Shell Bell devours her snuck vitamins, and reads her stack of books.

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Kirovalin's empire is very well-run, at least according to these materials. Problems sometimes occur: then he solves them.

The biggest recurring issue facing his empire is a long-running dispute between residents of the neighbouring provinces Mejain and Rileno: about half the population of each thinks that since they're two of the smaller provinces in the empire and speak the same language they should merge, and the other halves would prefer to stay separate. Every so often the argument breaks out again and Kirovalin listens to both sides and then reiterates that he isn't going to merge the provinces until a clear majority emerges in favour.

The other consistent trouble is languages. There are about fifteen major languages spoken in the empire, and while Kirovalin himself has no difficulties with translation, he can't staff every single government office with himselves. So the various provinces argue with themselves and each other over which languages should be officially supported where. This is usually sorted out at the provincial governors' level without the emperor needing to step in.

Temples do indeed provide food and shelter to those who would otherwise go without. They also seem to be... general centers for finding help when you aren't sure where else to look. Priests work with citizens to help them find jobs they prefer, or methods of worship that suit them best, or permanent homes they can afford as an alternative to staying in temple quarters. And they are where people go to ask for Kirovalin's blessings.

Apparently there are six specific blessings to be had: improved endurance, improved reflexes, improved health, improved learning and retention, immunity to cold and freezing, and a sense that detects imminent danger to oneself or others. These can be had more or less for the asking; health and cold immunity literally so, and the rest available to anyone who can explain to a priest what good they expect to get out of it.

Besides that, the other major divine ability that has gone unmentioned in conversation is acolytes. Kirovalin's acolytes have the power to share disease immunities with a touch: all the touched person's existing immunities are added to the acolyte's collection, and the touched person receives all the previously collected immunities they didn't already have. Kirovalin's manifestations share this power. The system for ensuring that every citizen in the empire has their immunities regularly updated is well-organized and robust. Stories of disease outbreak in news and history tend to follow the form "and then the acolytes showed up and no one else got sick".
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Shell Bell approves. She has gotten a selection from Bar which includes materials printed outside Kiro's sphere of influence, but those sources don't have anything particularly damning to say about him either besides that they're vaguely concerned all their population will defect to him (not exactly something she needs to be concerned about).

"There's probably not much likelihood of interworld transmission and I bet the diseases are all different," she remarks, "but I might as well update you in case I'm usefully immune to anything." She holds out her hand. "Also, I would probably have to be insane to turn down free blessings."
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Kirovalin touches her hand. "Some of those are almost recognizable," he remarks. "And here are your blessings for health and cold immunity; did your reading material cover what's expected for getting the rest?"

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"Explaining what good they'll do. I mean, the use of them seems pretty straightforward to me, but I'm almost certainly not going to have to play in the Hunger Games even if for some reason you can't take over the world so I may not have much extraordinary reason to expect to need them. I don't even get harassed by police as much as most people because my dad used to be a Peacekeeper, although there've been a couple of times it would have been nice to know someone was coming when I was poaching clams. I'm not sure anyone would listen to me if I told them they were in danger. I have a little audio recorder I use to remember anything I really need, especially stuff I learn here... I do have to memorize how to direct it to the recordings I want, though."

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"The reason doesn't necessarily have to be extraordinary. But I find that in general, asking people to explain what good they expect to get from a blessing makes them more likely to pay attention to the ways it can benefit them and take that into account once they have it, so the amount of good they get from it increases. And the requirement is not so onerous that I have ever felt moved to waive it." He shrugs slightly. "There are the rest of your blessings."

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"Thanks!"

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He smiles.

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"Anyway, as far as I can tell no one with any kind of ability to publish their opinions on your continent or off it has anything worrisome to say about you. Which describes either staggering control over the global press, or you being exactly what you say you are. I am more than happy to open the door for you."

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"Thank you," he says. He produces a small stack of four wooden disks roughly identical to the one she already has and hands them over. "Keep at least one in case you want to talk to me, and bury at least one so that I can get started overtaking your continent, and the rest can be spares in case of unforeseen circumstances."

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"Okay. ...Usually I stay in Milliways until I'm out of ways to get food. I guess I'll have to decide when to leave some other way."

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"Yes."

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"This is a good problem to have," she giggles. "I've only been here a week and it usually takes months and months to get a new door and I've got things I want to read, I think I'll stay a while longer, but time's not passing at home in the meantime."

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"The non-passage of time sounds like a convenience of being mortal," Kirovalin remarks. "If it's possible at all for time to pass differently between different parts of myself, the bar at least doesn't cause it."

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"Huh, maybe being distributed helps, sort of like I never see something moving too fast or too slow. You have some of you here and some of you back on your continent and that's like having the door open, I guess."

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"That's what I think is happening, yes."

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"Makes sense." She pockets the extra disks. "Do you want some books on how Panem is organized now? Are you going to - promote from within, or do you want to hold the door for each other next time I'm in here so you can march some people you already know from your continent in to run the place?"

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"I'd appreciate the books. I hope to be able to find capable governors who already live there, but if I have to send people over from home and translate for them while they learn your language, I'll do that."

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Shell Bell nips over to Bar for some books and comes back. "These are all blatantly censored and/or propaganda, unfortunately, but they're different kinds of it. This is the standard textbook for District students, this is a Capitol-written history, this is historical fiction, this is an autobiography by one of the first Hunger Games winners."

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"Thank you." He collects the books and makes them disappear.

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"...If you're going to keep them you should pay Bar for them, I usually only borrow books."

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"I want to read them as soon as possible, so I'm distributing them among my manifestations. I can bring them back just as easily when I'm done. If I want to keep them, I will pay Bar when I decide to."

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"Oh, that makes sense. You can only move stuff that way, not people?"

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"Only plants and inanimate objects, not animals or people, and only things that belong to me in some sense. Even if I am only borrowing them, as in this case."

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"Huh. Still, that means there could be trade. I'm now positive that we have more technology - even if it's really badly distributed - so this will probably be useful to your people back home once we're stable enough to produce exports. Wrecking the Capitol will interfere some with our tech production capacity but as long as District Three's okay we'll probably be able to recover most of it."

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"I am definitely looking forward to those opportunities."

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"It'll be great. ...Creepy question: I assume you can do food, like, meat, in principle can you do corpses? Because we have medical technology too, and sometimes if somebody is only recently, not too messily dead, they can be brought back."

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"...That's... possible. But transporting the recently dead doesn't work. So it may depend on whether or not there is a gap between the respective definitions of 'recently'."

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"Yeah. It'll just take a while to train people on the far end to use the medical equipment even if we can spit out enough of it to meet demand. I think it helps if the dead person has been kept cold, especially underwater? One time when I was four the Hunger Games wound up with the last two kids fighting on a frozen lake and they both fell in. They had to fish them both out, wake them up, and put them back."

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"I see..."

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"Yeah."

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"I am looking forward to being able to put a stop to that."

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"Me too. Do you want a map of the place - anything else I can get you so you'll be prepared to make as clean a sweep as possible?"

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"Maps, definitely. And whatever other information you think of. Especially if you can find more precise descriptions of their weapons and how they work, although I'm sure that will be difficult to come by."

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"Not with Bar's help. They're controlled in Panem, but Bar doesn't care about censorship laws." Shell Bell goes and comes back with more textbooks and an atlas.

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"Very good." He disappears the textbooks, but keeps the atlas with him.

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It takes Shell Bell a few weeks to be willing to leave Milliways while not literally starving. But eventually, with a little more meat on her bones than usual and discs of wood in her pocket -

- she steps out.

She immediately has to put in a full day of work on her clam boat and doesn't have a chance to talk to Kiro until the boat pulls in to shore and she's slipped away up the beach.

"Kiro?" she asks a disc.
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"Yes?" he answers immediately.

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"Oh, good. I'm on a beach right now, is that a good enough place to bury one of these or should I go inland?"

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"A beach will work fine."

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"Okay." She starts digging. "How deep?"

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"Deep enough that it's not likely to be accidentally dug up in the next few days."

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"Hmm..."

She eventually does go deeper inland, where the tide won't rearrange the depth as it pleases and where there aren't any tasty things someone besides her might think to dig up in the sand. She digs out a sloping pit a few feet deep, deposits a disc in it, and puts sand over it.
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"Thank you. That should do."

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"You're welcome. Um, I'd appreciate if you'd tell me what's going on, even though I've done all the parts you actually need help with now."

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"If you find somewhere safe to have a conversation with me every so often and say my name, I'll keep you updated on how much territory I've covered."

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"Great. Do the people on the other end know what you're doing?"

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"I've talked it over with my advisors, but I'm going to save the public announcements until I actually have the territory and know more about what the expanded empire will look like."

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"Makes sense." She sits on the sand. "Do you have lots of advisors? What do they know that you don't?"

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"It's not necessarily a matter of knowing things I don't. But there are people whose perspectives I value. Sometimes I explain a problem to them and they suggest solutions I hadn't thought of; sometimes they notice a problem before I do."

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"Makes sense. How many are there? Do they usually also have governmental/priesthood positions or not?"

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"Some of them are also my acolytes, because making someone an acolyte requires a certain degree of trust, and if I don't trust my advisors they usually don't stay my advisors for very long. Governors and priests are usually too busy to do very much advising, but I do consult governors on matters relating to their provinces, and priests are often very helpful to talk to. Right now I have twelve full-time advisors and three acolytes who kept their advisory badges."

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Nod nod. "How many acolytes do you have altogether?"

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"Currently? Sixty-two. It takes a lot to keep my domain covered and still have plenty to do embassy rotations. I've been thinking of doubling my number of bird manifestations to cover the gaps if my population keeps increasing; I'll probably have to use mostly bird manifestations to distribute immunities in your world at first, until I find good acolyte candidates."

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"People might not want to trust unusual birds. They seem a little too similar to mutts."

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"I can use human manifestations too, but the birds travel more easily. I suppose that's less of a problem in your world... I also find it's convenient to separate the purposes of each form in the eyes of the public. People are encouraged to come up to my bird manifestations and touch them unless I specifically say not to; not so for the human ones."

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"If you leave the trains intact or get ahold of a plane, your human forms will be able to get around pretty well. You could maybe wear different things depending on whether you're willing to be interrupted? Since you can move objects around. You could potentially get people to trust the birds but it'd be uphill."

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"I intend to get people to trust the birds, but in the meantime human manifestations will do."

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"If you get rid of all the preexisting mutts that would probably help. Especially tracker-jackers, those give me the shivers just thinking about them."

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"I expect to do that."

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"Good. How fast are you spreading out?"

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"Right now I'm still heading down to a reasonable depth. About a mile below sea level seems like it should do. I should start spreading out from there within the next few days. I'll get faster as I cover more ground."

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"You spread out from the edges?"

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"Yes."

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"This is a peninsula, so if you can spread faster from some places instead of just a constant rate from everywhere you'll probably get more out of going along the coast until you're in a less watery area."

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"I can't gain extra speed in one place by slowing down in others, so I might as well go as fast as I can everywhere."

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"Okay. I wonder how krakens ought to be handled, since you're a land-based god. I assume the Capitol has some way to control and recall or kill them but it might not survive the takeover."

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"I'll think about it. If nothing else, after the takeover when everything's settled and I have more surplus power to spend, I can take the very wasteful route and claim several miles of ocean floor around the continent, then raise an island under any kraken I see. But I would prefer a more elegant solution."

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"Yeah. Maybe with high-tech Capitol-type boats we could just harpoon them all."

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"We'll see."

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She flops on her back into the sand. "Do you think you'll be ready in time for the reaping in a month and a half?"

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"I don't think so, unfortunately."

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"There's leadup before the games actually start. If you're not going to be ready in time for the games themselves... I could also do something crazy like volunteer, I'm still young enough to do it. And bring a disc, but then I'd have to leave my fire wand behind, they only let you take one thing."

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"If you volunteered and brought a disc, that would get me another starting point, but probably not in time to do you any good in the games."

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"Yeah. And I don't think I could win them without the fire wand. With the fire wand I could win, but then I'd have killed twenty-three innocent people and it would look really, really suspicious to boot. Maybe I can talk to one of this year's Careers and get him or her to bring a disc, that's probably more sensible anyway since I know who's going."

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"That could be useful. I imagine those arenas are carefully watched, though."

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"Yeah. And it could be one where it would be impractical to bury the disc - water arena, platforms over a volcano caldera, ground covered in poisonous plants and everybody has to stay in the trees. ...I should try to give a disc to one of the mentors. If I can get them to talk to me."

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"The mentors?"

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"Past winners who go to the Capitol with the tributes and help them and negotiate with sponsors on their behalf. They're probably watched too, but they're not on TV and they're probably more able to get away. I'm not sure how practical it is to bury things in the Capitol but the mentors would know because they've been there. This still doesn't necessarily avert this year's Games though."

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"Unless I turn out to be able to spread much faster than I currently think, I don't think we have a good chance against this year's Games. But giving a disc to one of the mentors still seems like it might be worthwhile."

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"And even getting to talk to a mentor would be difficult. They live in other towns and they're rich and traumatized. Ugh."

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"It's difficult."

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"Twenty-four people isn't that many compared to the number who die in the Districts of miscellaneous things on a weekly basis, but it's very public, and I'm worried about your public relations - if people know that you were technically here this far in advance of the reaping but weren't in time to save them, well, none of them have any independent information on the mechanics of gods in general."

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"It isn't necessary to advertise how early I was here."

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"Not necessarily, but if I give a mentor a disk I'm probably going to have explain it. They won't bring a bit of wood all the way to the Capitol and bury it without a reason besides me suggesting it."

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"True. And if I do get a bit of wood buried in the Capitol, that could easily cut my takeover time in half... as well as giving me the option of taking the Capitol before I have the entire continent ready to go. I'm reluctant to use that option but it might be good to have it. I'll see what my advisors think, and I'll appreciate anything else you have to say on the matter."

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"I'll find out where this year's mentors actually live and who they are so I have an idea of how hard it'll be to get ahold of them."

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"Good."

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"And other victors, maybe, I think they sometimes go to the Capitol even for non-Games-related reasons. I'll find out. Anything else we should talk about before I go among people in front of whom I shouldn't talk to you?"

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Pause.

"No, I can't think of anything."
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"Okay."

She makes sure the remaining discs are safe in her pocket and goes home to her family.

Dinner is a small portion of scrod.

Shell Bell, in what time she has not working, finds out where all the living District Four victors live. They are not easily accessible, but they are all close together; she begs off work claiming illness for long enough to slip away and hike there along the beach. (She leaves one disk hidden at home in her room, in case something goes wrong but not catastrophically so.) It's a long hike, but she makes very determined time, and gets to her destination without being stopped. She brings a piece of string and manages to attach it securely to one of her disks in a necklace-like fashion.

She holds her fire wand, inside her pocket (the other one, not the one with the spare discs) just in case something should happen - but with her other hand knocks on the door of the most reportedly approachable victor, Cerulean Miralk, who won nineteen years ago.

"Who's there?"

"My name is Bell," she calls. "You don't know me but I need to talk to you."

The door opens slightly and Cerulean squints through the crack. "What about?"

Bell says, "It's really complicated. Could I come in to talk about it?"

"Give me the thirty-second version."

Bell sighs. "You won't believe me and I know exactly how crazy this sounds but I have been to a world with magic and brought home a god in my pocket and he's going to overthrow the Capitol but he could spread faster if you brought a piece of wood there and buried it and I can prove it."

"So prove it."

"Kiro?"
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"Hello," says the bit of wood. (And the same word more quietly in a hundred other languages, all at the same time, each one somehow distinct and declining to interfere with the sound of the rest.)

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Cerulean blinks. "What was that."

"The god," says Shell Bell.

"...You can come in."

Shell Bell steps inside.
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"Thank you," says Kirovalin, still in his many-layered god-voice.

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"I've already buried one of the discs," says Shell Bell. "But he needs to spread out everywhere, as fast as possible, and that's easiest if he has more places to do it from, more edges. You have a reason to be in the Capitol sometimes. If I give you one, could you bury it somewhere in or near there?"

"I. I'm still stuck on the god in your pocket, thing."
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"Should I offer more proof?" asks the pocket god.

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"Like what?" asks Cerulean warily.

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"I can move any object here from my original domain as long as it is smaller than this piece of wood. Suggest such an object," he says.

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"Suggest an object, he says," says Cerulean blankly.

"Kiro, does your world have chocolate? You could fit a little bit of chocolate and it would have been really hard for me to get," says Shell Bell, putting a disk flat on Cerulean's coffee table.
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"We do."

A small flat square piece of chocolate appears on top of the disk.
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Cerulean looks at it; picks it up and sniffs it; licks its corner.

"Where did you get this?" he asks.

"Kiro has a whole continent he's the god of in another world," says Shell Bell. "There's a lot of stuff there, and he can move it around between his disks."

Cerulean shakes his head in disbelief.
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"There's more where that came from, but I don't expect you to want to stand around all day very slowly accumulating chocolate," says Kirovalin.

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"No. Not as such," says Cerulean. "You want to - do - what - exactly?"

"He can do a lot of things once he's in a place," says Shell Bell. "But if he were being really obvious when all he's got is this peninsula, then it's possible the Capitol could just nuke it and have done. He needs to be everywhere at once, but needs time to spread and somewhere to spread from. I want you to go to the Capitol with one of these disks and find someplace to bury it, underground," Shell Bell says. "And then he can spread from there, and if necessary bring the whole city down around their ears. Getting this done quickly could be the difference between saving this year's tributes or not, depending on how sudden-death the arena is."
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"And I would strongly prefer to save this year's tributes," says Kirovalin quietly.

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"Krakens in the well, little prophet girl, I don't go to the Capitol when I can help it," says Cerulean. "Being a victor's not like actually being one of them. You don't know what it's like."

"I know it needs to stop being like that," says Shell Bell.
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"It really, really does," says Shell Bell's pocket god.

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"Why me?" Cerulean asks.

"I looked up all the victors and you seem more approachable than the more recent Four victors and you go to the Capitol more often than the -"

"- not because I want to go there!"
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...That most emphatically did not sound like someone who wants to go to the Capitol.

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Shell Bell clenches her jaw. "Can you get me there? If I have to wait to smuggle a disc with one of this year's Careers they may well not have a chance to bury it and it'll be delayed until at least the Reaping, which won't help."

"You don't even know what you're asking. And anyway, no I can't get you there, especially not without going myself."
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"We don't know what we're asking," Kirovalin agrees; this much is clear to him. "But we must ask anyway. Whether you help us is up to you."

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"You go to the Capitol two to four times a year, not on any set schedule," Shell Bell says to Cerulean.

"I - yeah."

"If you go now," she says, "it could be the last time. There can stop being any Capitol to go to. Soon. In time to save the tributes, before fever season hits, before another winter goes by and freezes and starves a few thousand people. If you don't go, and if I can't get anyone else to go either, there will be time for another visit or two before Kiro can do anything."

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Kirovalin waits.

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"Has to be underground," says Cerulean, "not in - a potted plant?"

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"Underground, preferably at least a few feet deep. I need to go about a mile down from there before I can start spreading out to surrounding areas, and it's much faster and quieter through natural terrain than anything constructed by mortals."

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"There's - plumbing and such, under the Capitol. A subway," says Cerulean.

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"If leaving it lying in a tunnel is the best you can do, I can work with that, as long as it's touching natural dirt or stone and no one comes by and picks it up for a few hours at minimum. If you bury it somewhere and I have to thread my way around tunnels to get far enough underground without disturbing anything, that will slow me down but not intolerably. For that matter, I'll get better than nowhere if you throw it out the side of a train on the way into the city before the built-over areas start - again, as long as no one picks it up for a few hours afterward. The important parts are that it must be connected to the landscape and it should be left alone afterward for as long as possible."

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"Throwing out of the train's - doable," says Cerulean grudgingly.

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"Then will you help us?"

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"I can... make some calls," he mutters.

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"Thank you," says Kirovalin.

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Cerulean picks up the chocolate and eats it like he's hoping it's poisoned.

"Thank you," Shell Bell echoes.
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Kirovalin doesn't say anything more.

(He could offer Cerulean some blessings, but that would be... potentially un-strategic, if he's watched closely enough for a change to be noticed. There will be time enough after everything is settled.)
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"Now, just - get out of my house," mutters Cerulean. "I'll chuck your disc out a train."

"Thank you," Shell Bell says again, getting up and making for the door.

"Ugh," says Cerulean.

"And sorry."

"Ugh."

She lets herself out and sighs and starts hiking home.
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Her pocket god, naturally, is quiet.

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"He should get something nice after the dust settles."

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"He will."

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"Yeah? What?"

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"I'll see what he wants."

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"Mmhm."





(Four days later, when Shell Bell has returned home, been lectured by her father, and yelled at by her boss -

- a disc of wood hits the ground a few miles outside the boundaries of the Capitol.)
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And Kirovalin begins claiming territory under it, in a narrow column headed a mile downward.

He keeps Shell Bell updated on his progress.

With the Capitol as a second epicenter, it goes much faster.
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Good.

The Reaping approaches.
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He has the entire Capitol already. The question is how much of the rest of the continent he can take in time.

Maybe... enough to be going on with, even if less than he'd like.



He asks Shell Bell, in one of their conversations: "Would the day of the Reaping be a good time, in terms of public relations? I think it could potentially be a good strategic choice, for the distraction. I don't have the whole continent, but I think I might have enough."
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"It'd be very public. They broadcast it all live - although maybe not perfectly live, I bet they have a delay, but there's always large crowds there in person. What bits are you missing?"

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He knows what parts of the continent correspond to which districts, because she gave him a map.

"The outlying parts of Districts Six, Seven, Ten, and Eleven; all of District Twelve; and the former site of District Thirteen and its surrounding wilderness. I have everything else, and I'll have those too if I wait another month and a half."
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"The actual start of the Games might be nearly as good publicity-wise but the tributes might be convinced it was some sort of weird arena thing if you did it after they went out and still kill each other, and if you do it before they go out they get caught in the Capitol destruction because that's where they are during the leadup. And that doesn't buy you a month and a half. Ten and Eleven can feed themselves on current industry if they're allowed, the others can't necessarily but if you've got enough of Six you can get the trains working for you even if they're damaged... I think the Reaping would be a good time compared to other prospects."

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"I think I agree."

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"Probably while they're calling names in District One. ...Heh, you could say you volunteer. That's probably a bad idea, it'd confused the issue, but it'd be very dramatic."

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"I may not be able to get the timing that precise, but if I have the opportunity to make a dramatic comment, I will consider one."

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"It's required viewing, I'll be at a television. I don't think the delay is much more than a few seconds, maybe a minute or two, but I don't know exactly."

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"I've done some experimenting at home to see how precisely I can time claiming the last mile of surface; I'll be able to take the entire Capitol within the same few minutes, but elevation matters a lot for how fast I can get there and I don't have a precise enough map to compensate. I could be early or late by as much as half an hour, which I don't think is close enough to be sure I will arrive while they're calling names in District One in particular."

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"Bar might be able to get you an elevation map if you still have a manifestation there."

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"I'll ask."

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"What's it going to look like?"

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"Temperatures across the continent will become more uniform - warm places will get a little colder; very cold places will get warmer. Most of the large-scale terrain features will stay the same, but there will be smaller changes. Pine trees sprouting. Soil quality changing, mostly for the better. Some land might shift, but I can hold it stable in populated areas. Salt lakes might turn fresh. In areas with permafrost, it will spread. There might be fog or light rain in some places when I reach the air. In most cases, I'll be able to reverse any unwanted changes after I have all the urgent business taken care of, but I won't be able to restore true deserts, for example."

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"I don't think anyone's using the desert for anything. Except the occasional arena. ...They sometimes turn the arenas into little tourist traps, which is terrible, but they could be converted later into actual memorials, so if you can not mess them up too much to be recognizable while you're doing everything else that would be nice."

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"I'll keep it in mind, but I'm going to have other priorities."

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"I understand. They're already dead, definitely focus on the people who are alive. But if you wind up with the spare attention."

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"Yes."

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"And you can talk anywhere you've come up, right? To explain and take requests if somebody really needed their salt lake or whatever. Once you've finished focusing on the Capitol I mean."

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"Yes."

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"Good."

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"I'll confirm the plan with my advisors and see how much the elevation map helps."

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"Yeah."

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On the day of the Reaping, an elaborately coiffed and dressed Capitol lady steps off the train into District One, flanked by menacing Peacekeepers to prevent anyone from attacking her. Because that'll work. She makes her way to the stage.

"Welcome, welcome," she says, smiling into the microphone and speaking through perfect lipstick. "Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor."
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Across the continent, Kirovalin's influence surges upward through the ground. He should start reaching the surface in just a minute or two - he wasn't able to get the timing any more precise than that.

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"Now," she says, "before we begin, we have a special message brought to you all the way from the Capitol!"

She turns to the screen behind her, gesturing as though utterly charmed by the clip that plays.
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The Capitol's history/propaganda video reminds everyone how terrible it was when the Districts rebelled and how nice it is that the new laws and the Hunger Games have put a stop to that nonsense.

As the clip is ending, the ground trembles, very very slightly.
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The lady is a professional. She won't let a little earthquake interrupt her.

"Isn't that nice?" she says of the clip. "Now, ladies first -"
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The ground shakes harder, with a low, angry rumble.

A pair of fir trees erupt through the stage under the glass balls that hold the names, obliterating them and scattering slips of paper everywhere.

In District One, in the Capitol, all across the continent, Kirovalin speaks in his sourceless omnilingual voice.

"I am the god Kirovalin, and this abuse will not be tolerated."

The change races outward from prioritized strategic locations as he finished surfacing. Soil shifts. Mist rises. Trees grow. Not a single person is harmed in this initial sweep; his control is that good.
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The lady is not that professional. She eeps and steps back from the trees that have wrecked her balls of names; the Peacekeepers ready their guns and look around for someone to shoot.

The television feed cuts out and is replaced with a twee little animation announcing technical difficulties. But where Shell Bell's standing, there's already trees and voice and fog to mark the change whether they broadcast it or not.
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Someone in the District One crowd - this year's Career tribute, in fact - starts cheering.

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The Peacekeepers find their guns hopelessly entangled by rapidly sprouting strawberry bushes.

Meanwhile, Kirovalin is on the lookout for people who need to have buildings collapsed on them. The rush of power from most of a continent suddenly discovering his existence is nice, but he already had plenty.
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Some of the Peacekeepers try to pull their triggers anyway.

In the Capitol, a lot of people are scrambling to find out what's going on and stop it. They're debating the wisdom of nuclear attack on District One when it's like right there. They're scanning the new biome for explanatory microorganisms or "what if it's nanotech" or other explanations. They're getting planes in the air so the planes can't be treed but haven't decided what to do with them yet.
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Firing a gun whose barrel is full of strawberries is an ill-advised action and may cause damage to the weapon. Continuing to try it after it fails once may cause damage to the weapon's user.

The planes find themselves encumbered by extremely well-targeted freezing rain.
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The planes can handle adverse weather, but they can't handle weather that is specifically pissed off at them. Planes make emergency landings.

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Coverage increases. He can see nearly everywhere now, except the very edges of the continent that he hasn't had time to reach. District Twelve will have to get along without him just a little longer.

"I claim this land as mine," he says, everywhere at once. "And with this claim, I promise to protect and provide for its people. In my empire, no one starves. In my empire, no one forces children to kill each other for sport. In my empire, any citizen may speak my name and be heard. I welcome you all to my empire as new citizens. Call to me for help, and I will answer. Complain to me of hardship, and I will listen fairly."

He calls up more berry bushes - all with ripe edible fruit - to entangle weapons and wielders or just to grow near hungry people. (No new plants sprout in the Capitol, however.)

"You who hold weapons, surrender them to me. I will not permit you to harm your fellow citizens."
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(Shell Bell applauds. Some other people around her get the idea, too, although their applause is less delighted and more confused and apprehensive.)

Most of the Peacekeepers let go of their guns.

A genetics lab in the Capitol releases some kind of ultra-termite which attacks nearby threatening wood.
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The guns are swallowed up entirely by berry bushes.

The termites chew through a few trees near the Capitol and then start dying rapidly, poisoned by alterations to the composition of the wood they're trying to eat. Kirovalin decides that the genetics lab has not quite done anything to deserve being swallowed by the earth, yet. He's listening closely for anyone who is forming immediate plans to try to harm their fellow citizens.

People such as the President, currently receiving reports on the number of affected Districts and telling the person on the other end of the video call to "burn them all to the ground if necessary!"

Kirovalin checks both the President's house and the military headquarters building that just received the order. The President's house contains a number of servants who should ideally not be killed because of their employer's choices. The military headquarters has no such hostages; Kirovalin demolishes it neatly and thoroughly and grows wild strawberries in the rubble.

"Your authority is revoked," he tells the President.

The President's servants begin to flee.
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Someone else is approaching the President's house.

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Kirovalin isn't sure who that is or what she wants. He watches her (and grows berry bushes, and impedes vehicles, and answers the tentative prayers of confused citizens).

The President tries calling a number of people who were all in the collapsed building and can no longer respond. He finally reaches someone in a different building, who shows him what happened to the first one. He is struck momentarily speechless.
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In she goes.

The President has bodyguards.

The President ceases to have bodyguards.

The President has a few seconds to look at her in sudden terror.

He does not get any more than that.

She looks at the video screen, then contemptuously ends the call.

"Kirovalin?" she says.
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"Yes?"
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"I apologize for harming my fellow citizen. In my defense, he deserved it."

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He says to Shell Bell: "A young woman just snuck into the President's house and assassinated him, then apologized to me for it. She claims he deserved it. By my observations this seems to be true. Do you have any insights to offer?"
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"...He probably deserved it. Who is she, do you know?"

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"What is your name?" he inquires of the assassin.

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"Sherlock Stark."

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"She says her name is Sherlock Stark," he reports to Shell Bell.

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"She was a victor a couple years ago. And her twin brother the year after her. ...The way Cerulean talked about going to the Capitol I wouldn't be at all surprised if victors had a less pleasant time of it than is usually discussed and it could easily be Snow's fault in particular."

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"I see."

To Sherlock, he says, "Having consulted my advisors, I retroactively declare that you were working in an official capacity at the time. Here is a holy symbol identifying you as affiliated with the military but outside their command structure." A rectangular wooden badge materializes. "Do you accept this position?"
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She catches it out of the air.

"Yes. Got anyone else for me to assassinate?"
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"If I do, I'll let you know."

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"I assume you must have some sort of actual justice system not usually administered by assassins, even if you have a low enough crime rate that it seldom comes up," Shell Bell says.

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"Yes," says Kirovalin. "But there is also room for assassins, in times of war. On another advisor's suggestion, I've recruited her."

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"...Another?"

Meanwhile:

Scattered throughout the country, some people attack Peacekeepers for various reasons.

There is a panicked near-riot of miscellaneous civilians within the Capitol outside some official government buildings.

The Reaping lady is being carried off by some District 1 teenagers without much regard for her well-being.

A few people without tongues are trying to escape the Capitol and some people with tongues are trying to stop them.

Someone in District 5 turns out to be violently allergic to strawberries.

A member of the Hunger Games orchestration organization is getting into some kind of scuffle with his co-workers.
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"With or without the official title, you're certainly advising me."

Kirovalin makes decisions about the appropriate response to each incident. A blessing for health will help the person with the allergy; people attacking Peacekeepers may be left alone or asked to stop or interfered with directly by obstructive flora; more obstructive flora can assist the people trying to escape the Capitol; the scuffle amid the Hunger Games orchestrators bears further watching; the panicked citizens can be listened to, and perhaps asked to calm down if he judges it more helpful than otherwise...
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Somebody's already on the case with the Reaping lady.

"You guys aren't thinking of harming your fellow citizens, are you?" he inquires, following. "I hear you can get in trouble for that."
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"She's from the Capitol," someone says derisively.

"Aren't you the Career for this year? She wanted to cart you and your girl friend off to get killed," someone else adds.

The Reaping lady whimpers.
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"Yes, I am the Career for this year," says Jewel. "And I didn't hear our new god-emperor saying 'I welcome you all as new citizens, except anybody from the Capitol, fuck those guys'. Way I heard it, seems like you're about to break the law." He picks a cloudberry off a newly sprouted bush and eats it. "Also about to kind of annoy me. Up to you which one scares you more."

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"He wasn't talking to her," says the first guy.

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"Hey, Kirovalin," he says. "Are they allowed to beat up this lady?"

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"No."

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Well, that's sort of hard to creatively interpret.

"She's a fucking Capitol murderer," snarls one of the people carrying her.
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"You really think she's personally murdered anybody? Look at her," says Jewel, gesturing illustratively. "She's not an organizer, she's not the President, she's just the girl who reads out the names. It's not her fault. She's just kind of clueless and pathetic. I'm not gonna hurt somebody for being clueless and pathetic, and I'm not gonna stand around and watch you do it either."

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The guys look at each other, and then at more or less the same time they drop her and stomp away.

She sniffles.
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"You okay?" says Jewel.

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"Of course not!" she exclaims.

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Jewel shrugs slightly. "Anything I can do?"

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Sniffle. "They might come back. ...Assuming you were telling the truth about not wanting to hurt me."

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"Yeah, I was. There's people I'm pissed off at, but you're not one of 'em."

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She sits on the floor of the new forest and picks at a new imperfection in her outfit.

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Jewel sits, too. He eats berries. They are tasty.

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She does not talk.

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The day wears on.

Kirovalin has to collapse several more buildings on various people who are attempting to harm their fellow citizens with advanced weaponry. He has to clarify the law to many other vengeful District residents. He assures many people that the berries are both real and edible. He distributes blessings of health and resistance to cold.

Some of the people in the Capitol who need to be dealt with are not neatly tucked away in entire buildings full of other people who also need to be dealt with. Kirovalin sends Sherlock to handle those. He blesses her with health, endurance, reflexes, and danger sense, and she kills troublemakers with stunning efficiency and precision. In her downtime between assassinations she introduces him to her twin brother, who is happy to be consulted about local technology.

More people than just Tony and Sherlock and Jewel distinguish themselves as helpful. Many of these people receive on-the-spot appointments to the priesthood. They go on to help organize things - distributing food, calming agitated people.

Kirovalin's new citizens learn that saying his name really does get you an immediate response. They learn that harming one another really is firmly discouraged. They learn to recognize the round wooden pendants that indicate a priest.

The edges of his domain spread out visibly across the last few corners of the continent. District Twelve is still mostly unclaimed, but according to his maps it's the only inhabited land he has yet to take. And he's working on it.
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Shell Bell has one of those pendants. It's kind of aggressively handmade, but she does have a round wooden thing on a necklace.

Someone assumes she's a priestess, after an enthusiastic convert in the local Peacekeepers volunteers her comm for inter-district information-sharing.

"Um. I'm unclear. Kiro, am I a priestess?"
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"Not in the formal sense. But if you want to be appointed to the priesthood for now to help with organization and coordination, I'll get you a full priest's pendant. The one you have now formally means 'working with the priesthood in an unspecified capacity on a temporary basis', which is accurate as far as it goes but underrepresents your value somewhat."

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"I do want to help."

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A larger and more intricately carved pendant appears, on a proper metal chain, identical to those of all the other newly appointed priests.

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She swaps it in. "Cool. Anyplace in particular I should be right now?"

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"I believe the most helpful thing you can distribute right now is explanations," he says, and points her at the nearest group of bewildered citizens.

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She heads thataway. En route:

"Do you have somebody with a holy object on a train to District Twelve, or are you going to be faster than a train at this point? Also: is it in any way controlled information that you have another empire-section in another world?"
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"That is not controlled information. I'm putting together a train to District Twelve, but my strategy advisor and Sherlock agree that when I send one it should be prepared to meet violent resistance without my help, and those preparations will take time."

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"They might have hostages and that gets likelier as time goes on. You could send a train that doesn't stop to have an object chucked out of a window as a preliminary move."

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"There's also a concern that they might sabotage the track. The plan as it stands involves bringing a large number of holy objects and throwing them out the windows regularly as the train reaches new ground."

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"Mmhm. Can you fix the track if they do that?"

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"That depends on what exactly is sabotaged. I can clear obstructions, but not make precise small-scale repairs."

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"I suppose the Peacekeepers there are incommunicado with the other units, or this would be a lot simpler."

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"Someone told them what was happening and then they stopped answering calls. Perhaps they've guessed that the only people still able to try to call them are working for me."

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"Seems likely."

She sighs, and approaches the bewildered citizens.

"Hi. How are you guys doing?" she asks the bewildered citizens.

"We - hey, you've got one of those things."

"I do have one of those things," agrees Shell Bell.

"Where did you get it?" asks a bewildered citizen.

"Kiro brought it to me from the other section of his empire so it's obvious by looking that I'm helping. Do you need some help?"

"The other what?"

"He already has an empire. He's just added Panem to it."

"He's some kind of Atlantean god?"

"Yes, more or less. Do you need anything?"

"There's not going to be a Hunger Games?"

"Never again," Shell Bell asserts.

"What will there... be instead?"

"...Nothing," she says. "The Hunger Games wasn't doing anything that needs doing. So they will just go away and not be replaced."

"Oh."
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Yes, she is doing a good job.

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"So what do we do now?" one of the bewildered citizens says.

"Well," says Shell Bell, "now the Capitol isn't in charge any more, and they can't kidnap teenagers or shoot poachers or bankrupt us with conveniently adjusted and timed taxes. So you can do some of the things you've always thought you might like to do if only those weren't problems. Also, Kirovalin can bring food here just like anything else and he'll give it out to whoever needs it - for real, you don't need to stockpile it or anything - so if you get tired of berries, though they are very yummy, you can ask about getting something else."

"...These things are edible?"

"Those things in particular are highly edible strawberries." Shell Bell eats one illustratively. "Eventually there will need to be temples so there's a centralized location to get non-strawberry things. If any of you know how to build things, you could help with that."

One of the bewildered citizens nods slowly.
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Kirovalin considers pointing out to Shell Bell that she is now in a position to recruit temporary help to the priesthood - she even has the disks already - but he'd rather not take the chance of spooking the people she's talking to.

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"There's trees everywhere," says a bewildered citizen. "I don't know how to get home."

"The coastline should still be the same," says Shell Bell. "Where do you live?"

They tell her where they live, and she gets them as far as the beach and points them where they need to go.
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"If you want to recruit anyone as temporary help, you have the disks and can request more," says Kirovalin. "The train to District Twelve should be leaving soon."

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"Okay. Do the disks need to be worn to count? I've only got one of them actually on a string."

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"No; they're a reminder to the person themselves as much as to anyone else, and for that purpose they work just as well carried in a pocket."

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"Okay. What should I tell them to do with the disks when they're done helping?"

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"Return them to you, or tell me and let me take the disk. They may be more comfortable with the first option."

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"Okay. I should have thought of the part where a lot of people are not at home on Reaping day and may find the new flora hard to navigate, I'm sorry."

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"I'm clearing away some of the stray trees now that I have the time."

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"What are the minimum requirements of a temporary distribution-of-stuff center, and also, are there like - really, really introductory books about who the heck you are and how gods work, like for kids, I want to give my mom one, she teaches school sometimes."

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"A temple. It needs to be a building large enough to store supplies in, with people to distribute the supplies. Permanent temples are decorated with statues of me to identify them unambiguously, but there are signs that can be put up for temporary versions. And there are books like that, but none of them are in a language you speak."

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"Kids' books are short and you do translation - if you just, read through the best example of one aloud to Ranae would that not work? She could write down the translation and paste it over the words. It'd be easier than writing something from scratch, at this point. I think I'll commandeer the tesserae building for a temple, I doubt anywhere else meets the criteria even if the associations aren't great."

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"I could do that."

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"Okay. Will it take a while to pick a book, how many are there to choose from, I can go to her after I set up the tesserae building?"

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"I'll tell some of my priests at home to choose one or a few that they think are best suited."

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"Okay."

Shell Bell gets ahold of a large wooden board, brings it to the tesserae building, makes sure that there is not currently anyone trying to hold the place as a Peacekeeper stronghold or anything, deputizes the fellow who usually gives out the grain and oil to continue doing that but with less discrimination and soon-to-be more food variety, and then with her fire wand neatly singes into her board:

Temporary Temple of Kirovalin, Information and Resource Distribution Center.

She gives the distributor guy one of the disks to put in his pocket.

And then she goes to find her mother.
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Kirovalin adds to the new temple's supplies.

On Shell Bell's way to find her mother, he gives her a short book printed in large type in an unfamiliar alphabet.
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Shell Bell flips through it to have a look at the illustrations.

She eventually finds her mother in the schoolhouse with some confused kids. Ranae receives the book, an explanation, and a disc, and gets out what she will need to paste English over the other language, and hugs her daughter and is confused by the fact that her daughter has a pendant.

When Ranae seems set up to take her transcription, Shell Bell goes back to the temporary temple to help the distributor guy and explain things to further bewildered citizens.
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The book explains in simple child-friendly terms that Kirovalin is the Emperor, that he is a god, that a god's power comes from people thinking about him, and that Kirovalin uses his power to help them: by distributing blessings (all six are described), by sending his acolytes and manifestations to protect people from disease (there is an illustration of a child petting a large bird, and a different child holding the hand of a figure wearing an acolyte pendant), and by changing the land around them and growing plants to provide for their needs (illustrations of rivers and berry bushes and maple trees).

It also explains that a priest's job is to help people, and that if you ever have a problem and you aren't sure who to ask for help, you can talk to a priest. There is an illustration of a priest wearing their pendant - round like an acolyte's, but smaller and carved in a different design.
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Ranae, having translated this book, finds that the children who were holed up in the schoolhouse with her have already listened to Kiro reading it aloud, so she goes and rounds up some different kids instead to explain to them what's going on.

Shell Bell, meanwhile, is reassuring bewildered citizens, and the supply of grain in the tesserae building is shrinking.
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As the supply of grain shrinks, other things replace it: different grains, dried fruits and fruit slices, beans, flour, blocks of maple sugar, nuts, potatoes, smoked meat...

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All of this is very exciting to everyone. Some of the foods are completely new to the District dwellers.

"We might need basic recipes for some of this stuff," Shell Bell says. "I've eaten potatoes but I don't know how to cook them, and I've only eaten them in Milliways."
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"Yes. Some of the new priests in the other Districts are working on cataloguing the inventory and finding simple recipes; there might be recipe books ready for wide distribution as early as tomorrow."

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"But for today what should I tell people to do with the potatoes? ...Chop them up and boil them until they squish?"

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"That's a method, yes."

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"Okay."

Shell Bell tells people confused about potatoes that they may be chopped up and boiled until they squish, yes a seawater boil should be fine, they'd be good with this nice soft cheese why don't you try it. (She tells people really confused about the potatoes that they can have flour and hams and whatnot.)
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Time passes.

The Capitol is definitely the most disarrayed part of Panem, but they're beginning to calm down. A hearteningly large number of reasonable people have emerged and earned priesthood appointments calming their fellow citizens. Some of them are engaged in setting up the distribution of stockpiled food from the Capitol back out to the Districts - Kirovalin's supplies are not yet running short, but he approves of this effort on principle, so he is only too happy to transport donated goods. All of his new temples continue to be well supplied and reasonably orderly.

The train to District Twelve arrives at the district's Reaping venue. It is greeted by confused and uncertain Peacekeepers who surrender in short order once Sherlock smiles at them. The holy objects scattered in the train's wake allow Kirovalin to capture the land much faster; he expects to have most of its populated areas within a few hours, and the entire district within a few days. There are probably at least a few people living in the wilderness beyond, but they'll just have to wait until he can get there the slow way; he doesn't have anywhere near the level of structure and cooperation that would be necessary to organize a holy object airdrop.

He reports this success to Shell Bell, since she is interested in his progress.
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"Maybe you can't get a plane in the air, but what about those little drones that delivered gifts to tributes? Those could drop holy objects places - I'm not sure if they have great range, but even if those exact drones can't be repurposed the general class of 'drones' is probably something Bar could sell you a few of if you want to throw money at the problem."

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"I'll keep that idea in mind, but I'd rather focus on the people inside my domain whose existence I'm already certain of. If I have things settled here faster than I'm expecting, I will turn some of my attention to overtaking the wilderness as quickly as possible."

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"Yeah. I don't think there's anyone overseas - not only do we never hear from them, Bar never found me publications from other continents - so that's definitely not urgent, although it might be nice to spread out once we have enough infrastructure here."

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"That's also something I'm considering. With luck, we'll be able to consult Capitol records on that subject soon."

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"Would I be more useful there than here?" she wonders. "Or somewhere else? Or are you pretty well set for personnel most everywhere?"

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"The personnel situation is... developing. I think your best advantage right now is still in helping and explaining here in the District you are most familiar with. I don't want to start moving people around while new priests are still regularly volunteering in most places."

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"Okay. Another thing I might be especially personally useful for is getting stuff translated, it just occurred to me that if you don't want to read everything aloud the next time I go to Milliways I could borrow copies and write down what I see them as saying there. Whereas most people probably have never been to Milliways."

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"That reminds me: I theorize that I might be able to open doors from Milliways to anywhere in either part of my domain. But I don't know whether it might cost divine power, or how much, so I don't want to experiment until things are more settled in case the cost is unexpectedly high."

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"...It shouldn't cost you anything to open it back to where you first came in, but getting somewhere else might, I don't know."

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"And neither do I. I will try it when things are quieter and I have more power to spare."

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"Yeah."

Time goes by. Ranae produces a list of items she would find useful in getting the school open at full capacity. The Career academy shuts down. Shell Bell makes sure everyone knows that the krakens are not yet a solved problem and they still shouldn't sail out too far, but boats undertake their normal fishing expeditions. Since they're not sending all the surplus to the Capitol whether they like it or not, they have to work out new ways to get it where it ought to go - there are only so many refrigerated train cars; they have to smoke and dry a lot of the fish - and as such there are somewhat fewer fishing expeditions than normal. But things are slowly returning to the better fractions of normal.
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The Capitol quiets down. More and more people receive priesthood appointments. Kirovalin starts making note of who he's going to want to transfer to administration when administration becomes a concern.

The edge of his domain advances into the wilderness at a steady pace.
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And when it gets far enough:

A person approaches the advancing treeline.

"Excuse me," she says nervously. "Please stop."
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The advancing treeline slows.

"Who are you?" asks a sourceless omnilingual voice.
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"...My name is Tulip."

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"Why do you ask me to stop?"

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"Be...cause... there is already a functional government beyond about over there and we would like to continue doing what we're doing by ourselves."

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The treeline stops advancing. A few assorted berry bushes begin to grow at its edge.

"A reasonable request, if what you say is true. What territory do you claim?"
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"Uh, District Thirteen. We're mostly underground."

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"Then you may keep District Thirteen. Make known to your people that both visitors and immigrants will be welcomed in my empire."

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"I'll make sure to mention it," says Tulip. "Another thing - we would also appreciate not being surrounded."

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"Reasonable," says Kirovalin. "You may claim the rest of this wilderness if you wish. There is no shortage of land to be raised from the oceans when my empire expands."

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"...Are you planning to do a lot of that," asks Tulip.

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"Perhaps not in your lifetime, but yes."

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Tulip nods. "Is there anything else I should mention when I go back?"

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"Anyone who wishes to speak with me may come to the edge of my domain and say my name. If I wish to speak with you, and send a representative for that purpose, will they be welcomed?"

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"Your name is 'Kirovalin', right? And if someone comes unarmed and wants to talk someone will eventually come up to speak with them."

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"Yes, it is. Very well."

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Tulip fidgets to see if he's going to say anything else, then turns around and goes back whence she came.

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Kirovalin mentions this incident to a few of his priests and advisors.

Including Shell Bell.

"In the wilderness, I encountered someone who claimed to represent a functional District Thirteen government and wished for me to stop expanding my domain in that direction. I have allowed this person and whatever interests she represents to keep their district and its surroundings for now; I am opposed to needless conquest. But given District Thirteen's original purpose, this news is... concerning."
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"...That. Is concerning, yes, as well as surprising. I must have managed to miss anything they publish there while borrowing books. You could check the claim that way now you know where to source materials. And you could probably steer away a plane with a nuke with enough weather so at least they wouldn't bomb somewhere populated, but obviously the best result is not to be nuked at all. I wonder why they don't want you there. General principle or something specific?"

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"It could easily be general principle. I plan to send a delegation later, either one of my manifestations or some local mortals or both, and see what else I can find out that way. And I will see about borrowing copies of their books."

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"I wonder how they get their information. They could have filtered or partial details from - spies or piggybacked transmissions or something."

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"Yes. I'm consulting a few people about that."

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"The Capitol have to have known in their own right, I wonder why no one told you. Thought you knew, thought it'd be awkward with anyone who found out they'd said, thought it needed careful handling and didn't have a careful proposal ready to go in time..."

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"The Capitol is enough of a continuing mess that I fully believe the information simply hadn't yet found its way into the hands of anyone who both wanted to tell me and knew I should be told."

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"Fair enough. Are you having any luck extracting useful tech insights in spite of the mess to send back to Lianem?" (She has settled on this name for his other continent because it's got a nice parallel with "Panem" and is easier to pronounce than some others.)

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"Nothing immediately useful; plenty of things that will be very useful eventually."

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"Cool. I would've wanted the help even if I didn't think we'd be a net improvement but I'm glad we are."

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"Even if you'd been behind my world in terms of technological development, adding this many people to my population is going to be immensely helpful. And you have an entire planet to expand into."

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"I think there are other landmasses," she mentions. "Or there wouldn't be a reason to have the krakens in the way."

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"Yes. But even if there weren't any, I could create some. I'm likely to raise more land at the edges of this continent regardless."

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"Maybe not extending from the edge of Four, because we're accustomed to boating and used to the currents and coastline, but from the other edges sure."

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"I'll start wherever the local residents most want me to, of course. But in a few hundred years the residents of Four may feel differently. The coastal provinces of Lianem do sometimes request land extensions even though they all use boats."

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"Oh, yeah, I meant in the shorter term. Once the district industries aren't enforced I bet they'll flatten out a lot and it won't be such a strong concern for Four in particular to recognize the coast."

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"Oh, of course. I think of land extensions in the very long term, generally, but I realize now that wasn't clear."

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"Oh. Yeah, I don't usually think all that much about things that will happen after I am dead." Pause. "...There are things other than 'a way to overthrow the Capitol' that I could look for in Milliways."

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"Things such as?"

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"Like... one of the people who mistook me for one of my alts who took over a world said that the relevant alt was a vampire. An immortal vampire."

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"...I'm not sure what I think of 'vampire', but distributable immortality would be... extremely helpful."

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"I know, right? There's probably other ways to do it, it'll depend on who comes through. But I found you."

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"You did. And I would be happy to pay for you to stay in Milliways indefinitely searching for solutions to mortality."

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"Then the next time I find a door I'll park there and do that. Especially if you'll help me keep in touch with my parents."

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"Of course. When I experiment with opening doors to desired locations, would you like to be the target?"

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"Yes."

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"I'll do that, then. When I feel comfortable sparing an unknown amount of power to it."

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"...How dangerous exactly is that? What happens when you're low?"

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"A god who can't maintain enough power to live will starve to death. I usually run at a vast surplus compared to that amount. I've been spending much more freely than usual, but nowhere near enough to make me concerned about starving. I'd still rather wait until my surplus is at the usual level before I do things that might have unknown consequences."

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"And do it right before a holiday. Maybe the anniversary of when you came up, next year."

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"A good idea."

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"Thanks."

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Time continues to pass.

The Panem priesthood becomes steadily more organized and stable. Temporary temples are replaced by permanent ones, appropriately decorated. Kirovalin begins to make administrative appointments: mayors for the towns, governors for the districts. He does not select a governor for Panem as a whole.

Industries recover, some more quickly than others. Food is abundant. Soon the only thing Kirovalin is regularly bringing in from Lianem is maple sugar. People begin to ask priests for blessings, and Kirovalin grants them.

They get used to calling him 'the Emperor' when they don't want his direct attention; they get used to calling him 'Kirovalin' when they do. He translates and adapts the laws of his empire and makes them known. A few daring individuals test his willingness to be criticized; he answers them thoughtfully and without violence.

Three months after his arrival, he finishes creating a preliminary batch of local manifestations. Some of them begin to travel the continent - wearing acolyte pendants, to start getting people used to those - and distribute disease immunities to citizens.

One of them heads for District Thirteen. Alone. He decided not to risk any mortal lives on this expedition, just in case.
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Eventually, if he waits long enough, Tulip - again - comes up and over to say: "...Hi."

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"Hello," he says. "I'd like to make a diplomatic visit to District Thirteen."

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"And you are?"

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He switches to the omnilingual voice.

"Kirovalin, god-Emperor of Liafnifair." (Irahali, Kirova, Lianu, Elianesket, Amvara, Ashalir, Kirovara, Acsaira, Irathak, Arliasne, Ipraselei, Niaverel... an empire with many names, apparently.)
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"...If you'll wait here I can go ask President Coin to make room in her schedule."

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"I will wait," he says in plain English.

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Tulip scurries away.

She comes back twenty minutes later. "I have to ask you not to wander off by yourself away from me, use any unauthorized magical or divine influence or power, or linger if asked to leave. Is that all right?"
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"Yes."

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"...Okay." She gulps, and then motions for him to follow and turns around to lead him to a door in the ground that leads to a ladder.

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He follows. He does not overtly use any magical or divine influence or power.

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Down the ladder they go, and then there are a couple flights of stairs, and then there's an elevator, and then there's a long hallway, and then there start being people.

The people ignore them except for some brief curious glances at the unfamiliar face and his weird outfit. They have schedules printed on their arms and are all bustling hither and thither to obey them.

Tulip leads him to an office with a secretary, and introduces him to the secretary, and then they are ushered past into another office with a severe-looking woman whose door says PRESIDENT COIN.
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"Hello," he says to (presumably) President Coin.

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"Hello," says President Coin. "What brings you here today?"

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"Investigating opportunities to help your citizens," he says. "On my home planet I don't customarily bless foreigners, but I do establish embassies where, among other things, my acolytes and manifestations can distribute disease immunities to anyone who asks."

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"And how does that work?"

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"I have the divine power to share immunities with a touch. When I touch someone, I collect copies of all the immunities they possess, and they gain all the immunities I have already collected. It's a very useful ability to have."

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"That sounds harmless, but we have no way to guarantee your sincerity or check your track record with other nations on your original planet."

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"That's true," he says. "Ultimately the only sources of information you have about me are my word, and observation of my empire from the outside, since you have so far declined to send a delegation of your own."

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"We're considering it, but we've been practicing isolationism for the better part of a century and are not prepared to adjust instantly."

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"A long time from the mortal perspective," he acknowledges. "Do you object to hosting an embassy, then?"

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"Perhaps you could put something up at the edge of your domain," suggests Coin. "Being underground we are somewhat constrained in space suitable for unexpected purposes."

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"Would anyone visit it?"

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"Assuming you continue to respect our borders and assume a minimally threatening posture it's certainly possible."

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"I fully intend to continue respecting your borders," he says. "How threatening you find me while I go about my business inside my own empire is not under my control; I have learned that through extensive experience."

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"There are more and less threatening ways to go about your business. So far you've been projecting a public face such that our plan A to keep you from encroaching on District Thirteen was to send a polite intern to the surface to ask nicely, but if you maintain or expand the Capitol's capacity to make war, disrespect our security precautions in any way, or otherwise indicate that the continued sovereignty of your neighbors is not a priority for you, you will begin to seem threatening."

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"I find the Capitol's methods for making war both distasteful and unnecessary," he says. "On my home planet I maintain a military whose main practical purpose is disaster relief and escorting diplomats, because no one has tried to invade my empire in many centuries; I anticipate something similar here, but I will not even need them to escort diplomats since I am acting as my own ambassador and require no escort."

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"Noted."

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"The continued sovereignty of my neighbours is a high priority," he adds. "It is my sincere hope that I never again encounter a country so disastrously run that I feel compelled to conquer it for its people's sake; until I heard of Panem, I thought that I never would."

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"By all accounts the people of Panem are mostly pleased with this development. District Thirteen, however, has been operating separately since the initial rebellion, and our people are provided for without child sacrifice or vast social stratification of the sort I assume you objected to in Panem. We are not in the market for a regime change and appreciate your understanding of that fact."

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"I did object to the child sacrifice. And the mass starvation. Needless suffering offends me. It is good to hear that you don't have that sort of problem."

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"Do note, however, that I don't consider you entitled to conduct inspections to check up on our adherence to external standards, and if you tried it would make it clear that you'd be treating us as a colony-in-waiting rather than a real peer."

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"I have no intention of conducting inspections," he says.

He refrains from pointing out that the easiest way for him to conduct such an inspection would be to extend his domain over her district and have a look.
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"Then it seems we may understand each other."

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"Yes."

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"Is there anything else you wanted to discuss?"

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"Not at the moment."

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"Then Tulip will show you out."

Tulip swallows and gets up from the chair she's been perched in this whole time.
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Kirovalin follows Tulip.

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Tulip leads him back all the way up to the surface and over to where his biome begins.

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And off he goes into his biome. The edge is, by this time, very clearly marked by a tangled hedge of berry bushes with occasional gaps.

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When he has made some progress into his domain Tulip turns around and goes home.