Shell Bell puts up her sign and nibbles her most recent charity meal. Not potatoes! It is not potatoes. Or fish or clams. It is rice and curry and a fruity yogurt drink. That nice person told Bar she could use his tab for four meals, and this is meal number two.
He resumes his more ordinary voice. "I think the best way to explain how I treat my continent would be to tell the story of how I came to acquire it."
He pauses, smiling sadly.
"The advantages were immediately obvious. Anyone in my domain can address me by name and be heard, at any time; and I am inclined to listen. Mortal kings don't have the means or the attention span to hear and understand every issue facing their kingdoms, and ordinary gods don't have the breadth of authority to undertake public works projects like raising aqueducts even though they have the power to divert rivers into them, and neither sort seems much inclined to care about the actual welfare of their people as long as their own interests are secure. But in my domain and kingdom, I could hear that a city needed more water, commission the aqueduct, divert the river, and watch to make sure it all went smoothly. Much more convenient for everyone involved. I became very popular."
"Yes. Unfortunately, both my mortal and my divine neighbours found my success threatening. The problem fed on itself; someone would attack me, I would defeat them, I would gain yet more territory or followers in the exchange, everyone else would become slightly more nervous, and then the cycle would repeat with the next god or king. The last few kings surrendered, and the last few gods fled rather than wait a few more centuries for all their followers to abandon them, and now I have an empire."
"I wouldn't necessarily have to," he says. "I assume no part of your world has been previously claimed by a god from mine - if it has, that would be a major obstacle. But if not, I can send a holy object home with you and expand my divine territory to cover as much of your world as necessary. There will be some changes to the landscape, but my terrain type is fairly flexible, so most things should stay recognizable. No mountains being leveled or entire forests sprouting from the ground. After that - I can see and hear anywhere I choose to look within my domain, wich should help me decide what exactly to do next. Leveling mountains and sprouting forests and diverting rivers are all within my capacity."
"I don't live there so everything I know about what they have is heavily filtered or through here where I have a lot of other things to read about, but they've got animals that they've - messed with, so that they're stronger or meaner or carry drugs or eavesdrop and respond to Capitol handlers. People can't sail out to sea too far or their boat will get attacked by a kraken, that's a big messed-with squid. There's wasps that can follow a person forever and mess with your mind if they sting you, there's birds that listen in on conversations and then go repeat them back. Those are just the ones I know about and remember - they come up with small batches of animals like this every Hunger Games, that's the twenty-four teenagers thing. And there's bombs, bombs that could wipe a whole city off the map with one drop. So you'd need to seize the Capitol hard, fast, so they couldn't do anything, or you'd need air and sea control on top of your terrain thing plus anti-nuke powers, or we'll soak up a lot of casualties even if you eventually win."
"Air control is... doable. Most of what I can do to the sea is turn it into more land, but that could conceivably help. And although having a city-sized piece of my domain obliterated would be very uncomfortable, and I'd prefer to avoid it, especially if there was a cityful of mortals living there, it wouldn't actually affect my control of the surrounding area substantially or for long. Hmm. Suppose I spread out underground first, over the course of a year or two, and then take the surface of your continent all at once. Would the Capitol have the means to discover that there was a god at work at all...? Or would it just seem to them that their entire continent had suddenly been converted to taiga for no discernible reason? I'd hardly think they'd tend to blame their mortal subjects for that."
"Whether they have a good reason to blame us doesn't consistently enter into it, but my world doesn't have any magic of its own and I don't think they're doing anything that should let them see the effects underground. But obviously a cityful or ten of mortals burning up is undesirable on its own merits and I'm hesitant to call it an obvious trade."
"They might destroy District cities, just in case some of us had something to do with it, or the scary magic thing wasn't nuke-proof. They're not going to drop a nuke on the Capitol itself, admittedly, but us they can starve and bankrupt and shoot and kidnap for their entertainment and convenience. There used to be a District Thirteen and now there isn't."
"I often use my terrain powers to demolish buildings without disturbing their surroundings," he says. "'Spread out underground, come up fast, and have anyone who tries to organize retaliatory action swallowed by the earth immediately'... lacks some elegance, as a solution, and would probably kill more than the strict minimum of mortals necessary to get the job done, but if most of the organized retaliation is going to be coming from a single city I won't have any trouble finding it all."
"There's probably some innocent people in the Capitol. Not that there's more innocent people than die annually in the Districts, but if you could be precise enough to avoid the kids at least - although I don't know what to do with them since I imagine they'd be unhappy about what happened to their families."
"If they don't bring their children to the places where they are trying to destroy cities, their children will survive. It's hard for me to get much more precise than collapsing one building, but I have plenty of practice collapsing one building very thoroughly without damaging the ones near it."
"Okay. I'm... guessing that the talking thing you do covers the language barrier. Does it cover it well enough that you'll know what they're talking about so you can distinguish between somebody who's performing some harmless official activity like closing school for the day and someone who's launching bombers?"
"And do you have reason to believe that you'll hold together correctly between worlds? You're persisting here and you probably would have noticed if this interrupted what you have going on at home, but Milliways is special and wouldn't have let you in if just walking through the door was going to hurt you. Going out my door doesn't have that guarantee."
"Okay... there still could be some weird interaction like, I don't know, I'm making things up, but it could turn into a little disconnected copy of you or the not-having-gods-ness of my world could propagate back to yours in some unfortunate way or something like that. But I don't have a way to predict that and the risk is mostly to you."
"If it turns into a disconnected copy of me, he's likely to starve. I don't think I could safely sustain myself in your world without my empire's surplus to draw on. But... while that would be unpleasant, it's something I'm willing to risk. I think the other potential disaster is much less likely."
"I don't have much contact with other gods. If someone was very successful in a strange world, I'd expect to hear about it if they used the surplus to start absorbing continents at home, and obviously if someone accidentally destroyed godhood I would not be around to have this conversation, but the fact that neither thing has happened doesn't prove very much."
Eventually, if uninterrupted - she yawns halfway through her stack of things with which to verify Kiro's credentials. "Um. Time is sometimes - weird, in Milliways, parts of it don't always match up to other parts. If I go back to my room and sleep and it seems like it takes me a week or something will you still be here?"
"Thanks. She can take any kind of currency and sometimes, if she really likes you," Shell Bell whispers, "she'll play around with the exchange rates for you." And she goes up to Bar and comes back with eggs Benedict and a bowl of fruit slices in syrup and a mug of hot cocoa with whipped cream.
The biggest recurring issue facing his empire is a long-running dispute between residents of the neighbouring provinces Mejain and Rileno: about half the population of each thinks that since they're two of the smaller provinces in the empire and speak the same language they should merge, and the other halves would prefer to stay separate. Every so often the argument breaks out again and Kirovalin listens to both sides and then reiterates that he isn't going to merge the provinces until a clear majority emerges in favour.
The other consistent trouble is languages. There are about fifteen major languages spoken in the empire, and while Kirovalin himself has no difficulties with translation, he can't staff every single government office with himselves. So the various provinces argue with themselves and each other over which languages should be officially supported where. This is usually sorted out at the provincial governors' level without the emperor needing to step in.
Temples do indeed provide food and shelter to those who would otherwise go without. They also seem to be... general centers for finding help when you aren't sure where else to look. Priests work with citizens to help them find jobs they prefer, or methods of worship that suit them best, or permanent homes they can afford as an alternative to staying in temple quarters. And they are where people go to ask for Kirovalin's blessings.
Apparently there are six specific blessings to be had: improved endurance, improved reflexes, improved health, improved learning and retention, immunity to cold and freezing, and a sense that detects imminent danger to oneself or others. These can be had more or less for the asking; health and cold immunity literally so, and the rest available to anyone who can explain to a priest what good they expect to get out of it.
Besides that, the other major divine ability that has gone unmentioned in conversation is acolytes. Kirovalin's acolytes have the power to share disease immunities with a touch: all the touched person's existing immunities are added to the acolyte's collection, and the touched person receives all the previously collected immunities they didn't already have. Kirovalin's manifestations share this power. The system for ensuring that every citizen in the empire has their immunities regularly updated is well-organized and robust. Stories of disease outbreak in news and history tend to follow the form "and then the acolytes showed up and no one else got sick".
"There's probably not much likelihood of interworld transmission and I bet the diseases are all different," she remarks, "but I might as well update you in case I'm usefully immune to anything." She holds out her hand. "Also, I would probably have to be insane to turn down free blessings."
"Explaining what good they'll do. I mean, the use of them seems pretty straightforward to me, but I'm almost certainly not going to have to play in the Hunger Games even if for some reason you can't take over the world so I may not have much extraordinary reason to expect to need them. I don't even get harassed by police as much as most people because my dad used to be a Peacekeeper, although there've been a couple of times it would have been nice to know someone was coming when I was poaching clams. I'm not sure anyone would listen to me if I told them they were in danger. I have a little audio recorder I use to remember anything I really need, especially stuff I learn here... I do have to memorize how to direct it to the recordings I want, though."
"The reason doesn't necessarily have to be extraordinary. But I find that in general, asking people to explain what good they expect to get from a blessing makes them more likely to pay attention to the ways it can benefit them and take that into account once they have it, so the amount of good they get from it increases. And the requirement is not so onerous that I have ever felt moved to waive it." He shrugs slightly. "There are the rest of your blessings."
"Anyway, as far as I can tell no one with any kind of ability to publish their opinions on your continent or off it has anything worrisome to say about you. Which describes either staggering control over the global press, or you being exactly what you say you are. I am more than happy to open the door for you."
"Thank you," he says. He produces a small stack of four wooden disks roughly identical to the one she already has and hands them over. "Keep at least one in case you want to talk to me, and bury at least one so that I can get started overtaking your continent, and the rest can be spares in case of unforeseen circumstances."
"Makes sense." She pockets the extra disks. "Do you want some books on how Panem is organized now? Are you going to - promote from within, or do you want to hold the door for each other next time I'm in here so you can march some people you already know from your continent in to run the place?"
Shell Bell nips over to Bar for some books and comes back. "These are all blatantly censored and/or propaganda, unfortunately, but they're different kinds of it. This is the standard textbook for District students, this is a Capitol-written history, this is historical fiction, this is an autobiography by one of the first Hunger Games winners."
"Huh. Still, that means there could be trade. I'm now positive that we have more technology - even if it's really badly distributed - so this will probably be useful to your people back home once we're stable enough to produce exports. Wrecking the Capitol will interfere some with our tech production capacity but as long as District Three's okay we'll probably be able to recover most of it."
"Yeah. It'll just take a while to train people on the far end to use the medical equipment even if we can spit out enough of it to meet demand. I think it helps if the dead person has been kept cold, especially underwater? One time when I was four the Hunger Games wound up with the last two kids fighting on a frozen lake and they both fell in. They had to fish them both out, wake them up, and put them back."
It takes Shell Bell a few weeks to be willing to leave Milliways while not literally starving. But eventually, with a little more meat on her bones than usual and discs of wood in her pocket -
- she steps out.
She immediately has to put in a full day of work on her clam boat and doesn't have a chance to talk to Kiro until the boat pulls in to shore and she's slipped away up the beach.
"Kiro?" she asks a disc.
She eventually does go deeper inland, where the tide won't rearrange the depth as it pleases and where there aren't any tasty things someone besides her might think to dig up in the sand. She digs out a sloping pit a few feet deep, deposits a disc in it, and puts sand over it.
"Some of them are also my acolytes, because making someone an acolyte requires a certain degree of trust, and if I don't trust my advisors they usually don't stay my advisors for very long. Governors and priests are usually too busy to do very much advising, but I do consult governors on matters relating to their provinces, and priests are often very helpful to talk to. Right now I have twelve full-time advisors and three acolytes who kept their advisory badges."
"Currently? Sixty-two. It takes a lot to keep my domain covered and still have plenty to do embassy rotations. I've been thinking of doubling my number of bird manifestations to cover the gaps if my population keeps increasing; I'll probably have to use mostly bird manifestations to distribute immunities in your world at first, until I find good acolyte candidates."
"I can use human manifestations too, but the birds travel more easily. I suppose that's less of a problem in your world... I also find it's convenient to separate the purposes of each form in the eyes of the public. People are encouraged to come up to my bird manifestations and touch them unless I specifically say not to; not so for the human ones."
"If you leave the trains intact or get ahold of a plane, your human forms will be able to get around pretty well. You could maybe wear different things depending on whether you're willing to be interrupted? Since you can move objects around. You could potentially get people to trust the birds but it'd be uphill."
"I'll think about it. If nothing else, after the takeover when everything's settled and I have more surplus power to spend, I can take the very wasteful route and claim several miles of ocean floor around the continent, then raise an island under any kraken I see. But I would prefer a more elegant solution."
"There's leadup before the games actually start. If you're not going to be ready in time for the games themselves... I could also do something crazy like volunteer, I'm still young enough to do it. And bring a disc, but then I'd have to leave my fire wand behind, they only let you take one thing."
"Yeah. And I don't think I could win them without the fire wand. With the fire wand I could win, but then I'd have killed twenty-three innocent people and it would look really, really suspicious to boot. Maybe I can talk to one of this year's Careers and get him or her to bring a disc, that's probably more sensible anyway since I know who's going."
"Yeah. And it could be one where it would be impractical to bury the disc - water arena, platforms over a volcano caldera, ground covered in poisonous plants and everybody has to stay in the trees. ...I should try to give a disc to one of the mentors. If I can get them to talk to me."
"Past winners who go to the Capitol with the tributes and help them and negotiate with sponsors on their behalf. They're probably watched too, but they're not on TV and they're probably more able to get away. I'm not sure how practical it is to bury things in the Capitol but the mentors would know because they've been there. This still doesn't necessarily avert this year's Games though."
"Twenty-four people isn't that many compared to the number who die in the Districts of miscellaneous things on a weekly basis, but it's very public, and I'm worried about your public relations - if people know that you were technically here this far in advance of the reaping but weren't in time to save them, well, none of them have any independent information on the mechanics of gods in general."
"True. And if I do get a bit of wood buried in the Capitol, that could easily cut my takeover time in half... as well as giving me the option of taking the Capitol before I have the entire continent ready to go. I'm reluctant to use that option but it might be good to have it. I'll see what my advisors think, and I'll appreciate anything else you have to say on the matter."
She makes sure the remaining discs are safe in her pocket and goes home to her family.
Dinner is a small portion of scrod.
Shell Bell, in what time she has not working, finds out where all the living District Four victors live. They are not easily accessible, but they are all close together; she begs off work claiming illness for long enough to slip away and hike there along the beach. (She leaves one disk hidden at home in her room, in case something goes wrong but not catastrophically so.) It's a long hike, but she makes very determined time, and gets to her destination without being stopped. She brings a piece of string and manages to attach it securely to one of her disks in a necklace-like fashion.
She holds her fire wand, inside her pocket (the other one, not the one with the spare discs) just in case something should happen - but with her other hand knocks on the door of the most reportedly approachable victor, Cerulean Miralk, who won nineteen years ago.
"Who's there?"
"My name is Bell," she calls. "You don't know me but I need to talk to you."
The door opens slightly and Cerulean squints through the crack. "What about?"
Bell says, "It's really complicated. Could I come in to talk about it?"
"Give me the thirty-second version."
Bell sighs. "You won't believe me and I know exactly how crazy this sounds but I have been to a world with magic and brought home a god in my pocket and he's going to overthrow the Capitol but he could spread faster if you brought a piece of wood there and buried it and I can prove it."
"So prove it."
"Kiro?"
"I. I'm still stuck on the god in your pocket, thing."
"Where did you get this?" he asks.
"Kiro has a whole continent he's the god of in another world," says Shell Bell. "There's a lot of stuff there, and he can move it around between his disks."
Cerulean shakes his head in disbelief.
"He can do a lot of things once he's in a place," says Shell Bell. "But if he were being really obvious when all he's got is this peninsula, then it's possible the Capitol could just nuke it and have done. He needs to be everywhere at once, but needs time to spread and somewhere to spread from. I want you to go to the Capitol with one of these disks and find someplace to bury it, underground," Shell Bell says. "And then he can spread from there, and if necessary bring the whole city down around their ears. Getting this done quickly could be the difference between saving this year's tributes or not, depending on how sudden-death the arena is."
"You don't even know what you're asking. And anyway, no I can't get you there, especially not without going myself."
"I - yeah."
"If you go now," she says, "it could be the last time. There can stop being any Capitol to go to. Soon. In time to save the tributes, before fever season hits, before another winter goes by and freezes and starves a few thousand people. If you don't go, and if I can't get anyone else to go either, there will be time for another visit or two before Kiro can do anything."
Cerulean is not making eye contact.
"If leaving it lying in a tunnel is the best you can do, I can work with that, as long as it's touching natural dirt or stone and no one comes by and picks it up for a few hours at minimum. If you bury it somewhere and I have to thread my way around tunnels to get far enough underground without disturbing anything, that will slow me down but not intolerably. For that matter, I'll get better than nowhere if you throw it out the side of a train on the way into the city before the built-over areas start - again, as long as no one picks it up for a few hours afterward. The important parts are that it must be connected to the landscape and it should be left alone afterward for as long as possible."
Maybe... enough to be going on with, even if less than he'd like.
He asks Shell Bell, in one of their conversations: "Would the day of the Reaping be a good time, in terms of public relations? I think it could potentially be a good strategic choice, for the distraction. I don't have the whole continent, but I think I might have enough."
"The outlying parts of Districts Six, Seven, Ten, and Eleven; all of District Twelve; and the former site of District Thirteen and its surrounding wilderness. I have everything else, and I'll have those too if I wait another month and a half."
"The actual start of the Games might be nearly as good publicity-wise but the tributes might be convinced it was some sort of weird arena thing if you did it after they went out and still kill each other, and if you do it before they go out they get caught in the Capitol destruction because that's where they are during the leadup. And that doesn't buy you a month and a half. Ten and Eleven can feed themselves on current industry if they're allowed, the others can't necessarily but if you've got enough of Six you can get the trains working for you even if they're damaged... I think the Reaping would be a good time compared to other prospects."
"I've done some experimenting at home to see how precisely I can time claiming the last mile of surface; I'll be able to take the entire Capitol within the same few minutes, but elevation matters a lot for how fast I can get there and I don't have a precise enough map to compensate. I could be early or late by as much as half an hour, which I don't think is close enough to be sure I will arrive while they're calling names in District One in particular."
"Temperatures across the continent will become more uniform - warm places will get a little colder; very cold places will get warmer. Most of the large-scale terrain features will stay the same, but there will be smaller changes. Pine trees sprouting. Soil quality changing, mostly for the better. Some land might shift, but I can hold it stable in populated areas. Salt lakes might turn fresh. In areas with permafrost, it will spread. There might be fog or light rain in some places when I reach the air. In most cases, I'll be able to reverse any unwanted changes after I have all the urgent business taken care of, but I won't be able to restore true deserts, for example."
"I don't think anyone's using the desert for anything. Except the occasional arena. ...They sometimes turn the arenas into little tourist traps, which is terrible, but they could be converted later into actual memorials, so if you can not mess them up too much to be recognizable while you're doing everything else that would be nice."
On the day of the Reaping, an elaborately coiffed and dressed Capitol lady steps off the train into District One, flanked by menacing Peacekeepers to prevent anyone from attacking her. Because that'll work. She makes her way to the stage.
"Welcome, welcome," she says, smiling into the microphone and speaking through perfect lipstick. "Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor."
A pair of fir trees erupt through the stage under the glass balls that hold the names, obliterating them and scattering slips of paper everywhere.
In District One, in the Capitol, all across the continent, Kirovalin speaks in his sourceless omnilingual voice.
"I am the god Kirovalin, and this abuse will not be tolerated."
The change races outward from prioritized strategic locations as he finished surfacing. Soil shifts. Mist rises. Trees grow. Not a single person is harmed in this initial sweep; his control is that good.
The television feed cuts out and is replaced with a twee little animation announcing technical difficulties. But where Shell Bell's standing, there's already trees and voice and fog to mark the change whether they broadcast it or not.
Meanwhile, Kirovalin is on the lookout for people who need to have buildings collapsed on them. The rush of power from most of a continent suddenly discovering his existence is nice, but he already had plenty.
In the Capitol, a lot of people are scrambling to find out what's going on and stop it. They're debating the wisdom of nuclear attack on District One when it's like right there. They're scanning the new biome for explanatory microorganisms or "what if it's nanotech" or other explanations. They're getting planes in the air so the planes can't be treed but haven't decided what to do with them yet.
"I claim this land as mine," he says, everywhere at once. "And with this claim, I promise to protect and provide for its people. In my empire, no one starves. In my empire, no one forces children to kill each other for sport. In my empire, any citizen may speak my name and be heard. I welcome you all to my empire as new citizens. Call to me for help, and I will answer. Complain to me of hardship, and I will listen fairly."
He calls up more berry bushes - all with ripe edible fruit - to entangle weapons and wielders or just to grow near hungry people. (No new plants sprout in the Capitol, however.)
"You who hold weapons, surrender them to me. I will not permit you to harm your fellow citizens."
Most of the Peacekeepers let go of their guns.
A genetics lab in the Capitol releases some kind of ultra-termite which attacks nearby threatening wood.
The termites chew through a few trees near the Capitol and then start dying rapidly, poisoned by alterations to the composition of the wood they're trying to eat. Kirovalin decides that the genetics lab has not quite done anything to deserve being swallowed by the earth, yet. He's listening closely for anyone who is forming immediate plans to try to harm their fellow citizens.
People such as the President, currently receiving reports on the number of affected Districts and telling the person on the other end of the video call to "burn them all to the ground if necessary!"
Kirovalin checks both the President's house and the military headquarters building that just received the order. The President's house contains a number of servants who should ideally not be killed because of their employer's choices. The military headquarters has no such hostages; Kirovalin demolishes it neatly and thoroughly and grows wild strawberries in the rubble.
"Your authority is revoked," he tells the President.
The President's servants begin to flee.
The President tries calling a number of people who were all in the collapsed building and can no longer respond. He finally reaches someone in a different building, who shows him what happened to the first one. He is struck momentarily speechless.
"She was a victor a couple years ago. And her twin brother the year after her. ...The way Cerulean talked about going to the Capitol I wouldn't be at all surprised if victors had a less pleasant time of it than is usually discussed and it could easily be Snow's fault in particular."
To Sherlock, he says, "Having consulted my advisors, I retroactively declare that you were working in an official capacity at the time. Here is a holy symbol identifying you as affiliated with the military but outside their command structure." A rectangular wooden badge materializes. "Do you accept this position?"
Meanwhile:
Scattered throughout the country, some people attack Peacekeepers for various reasons.
There is a panicked near-riot of miscellaneous civilians within the Capitol outside some official government buildings.
The Reaping lady is being carried off by some District 1 teenagers without much regard for her well-being.
A few people without tongues are trying to escape the Capitol and some people with tongues are trying to stop them.
Someone in District 5 turns out to be violently allergic to strawberries.
A member of the Hunger Games orchestration organization is getting into some kind of scuffle with his co-workers.
Kirovalin makes decisions about the appropriate response to each incident. A blessing for health will help the person with the allergy; people attacking Peacekeepers may be left alone or asked to stop or interfered with directly by obstructive flora; more obstructive flora can assist the people trying to escape the Capitol; the scuffle amid the Hunger Games orchestrators bears further watching; the panicked citizens can be listened to, and perhaps asked to calm down if he judges it more helpful than otherwise...
"Yes, I am the Career for this year," says Jewel. "And I didn't hear our new god-emperor saying 'I welcome you all as new citizens, except anybody from the Capitol, fuck those guys'. Way I heard it, seems like you're about to break the law." He picks a cloudberry off a newly sprouted bush and eats it. "Also about to kind of annoy me. Up to you which one scares you more."
"You really think she's personally murdered anybody? Look at her," says Jewel, gesturing illustratively. "She's not an organizer, she's not the President, she's just the girl who reads out the names. It's not her fault. She's just kind of clueless and pathetic. I'm not gonna hurt somebody for being clueless and pathetic, and I'm not gonna stand around and watch you do it either."
Kirovalin has to collapse several more buildings on various people who are attempting to harm their fellow citizens with advanced weaponry. He has to clarify the law to many other vengeful District residents. He assures many people that the berries are both real and edible. He distributes blessings of health and resistance to cold.
Some of the people in the Capitol who need to be dealt with are not neatly tucked away in entire buildings full of other people who also need to be dealt with. Kirovalin sends Sherlock to handle those. He blesses her with health, endurance, reflexes, and danger sense, and she kills troublemakers with stunning efficiency and precision. In her downtime between assassinations she introduces him to her twin brother, who is happy to be consulted about local technology.
More people than just Tony and Sherlock and Jewel distinguish themselves as helpful. Many of these people receive on-the-spot appointments to the priesthood. They go on to help organize things - distributing food, calming agitated people.
Kirovalin's new citizens learn that saying his name really does get you an immediate response. They learn that harming one another really is firmly discouraged. They learn to recognize the round wooden pendants that indicate a priest.
The edges of his domain spread out visibly across the last few corners of the continent. District Twelve is still mostly unclaimed, but according to his maps it's the only inhabited land he has yet to take. And he's working on it.
Someone assumes she's a priestess, after an enthusiastic convert in the local Peacekeepers volunteers her comm for inter-district information-sharing.
"Um. I'm unclear. Kiro, am I a priestess?"
"Not in the formal sense. But if you want to be appointed to the priesthood for now to help with organization and coordination, I'll get you a full priest's pendant. The one you have now formally means 'working with the priesthood in an unspecified capacity on a temporary basis', which is accurate as far as it goes but underrepresents your value somewhat."
She sighs, and approaches the bewildered citizens.
"Hi. How are you guys doing?" she asks the bewildered citizens.
"We - hey, you've got one of those things."
"I do have one of those things," agrees Shell Bell.
"Where did you get it?" asks a bewildered citizen.
"Kiro brought it to me from the other section of his empire so it's obvious by looking that I'm helping. Do you need some help?"
"The other what?"
"He already has an empire. He's just added Panem to it."
"He's some kind of Atlantean god?"
"Yes, more or less. Do you need anything?"
"There's not going to be a Hunger Games?"
"Never again," Shell Bell asserts.
"What will there... be instead?"
"...Nothing," she says. "The Hunger Games wasn't doing anything that needs doing. So they will just go away and not be replaced."
"Oh."
"Well," says Shell Bell, "now the Capitol isn't in charge any more, and they can't kidnap teenagers or shoot poachers or bankrupt us with conveniently adjusted and timed taxes. So you can do some of the things you've always thought you might like to do if only those weren't problems. Also, Kirovalin can bring food here just like anything else and he'll give it out to whoever needs it - for real, you don't need to stockpile it or anything - so if you get tired of berries, though they are very yummy, you can ask about getting something else."
"...These things are edible?"
"Those things in particular are highly edible strawberries." Shell Bell eats one illustratively. "Eventually there will need to be temples so there's a centralized location to get non-strawberry things. If any of you know how to build things, you could help with that."
One of the bewildered citizens nods slowly.
"The coastline should still be the same," says Shell Bell. "Where do you live?"
They tell her where they live, and she gets them as far as the beach and points them where they need to go.
"A temple. It needs to be a building large enough to store supplies in, with people to distribute the supplies. Permanent temples are decorated with statues of me to identify them unambiguously, but there are signs that can be put up for temporary versions. And there are books like that, but none of them are in a language you speak."
"Kids' books are short and you do translation - if you just, read through the best example of one aloud to Ranae would that not work? She could write down the translation and paste it over the words. It'd be easier than writing something from scratch, at this point. I think I'll commandeer the tesserae building for a temple, I doubt anywhere else meets the criteria even if the associations aren't great."
Shell Bell gets ahold of a large wooden board, brings it to the tesserae building, makes sure that there is not currently anyone trying to hold the place as a Peacekeeper stronghold or anything, deputizes the fellow who usually gives out the grain and oil to continue doing that but with less discrimination and soon-to-be more food variety, and then with her fire wand neatly singes into her board:
Temporary Temple of Kirovalin, Information and Resource Distribution Center.
She gives the distributor guy one of the disks to put in his pocket.
And then she goes to find her mother.
She eventually finds her mother in the schoolhouse with some confused kids. Ranae receives the book, an explanation, and a disc, and gets out what she will need to paste English over the other language, and hugs her daughter and is confused by the fact that her daughter has a pendant.
When Ranae seems set up to take her transcription, Shell Bell goes back to the temporary temple to help the distributor guy and explain things to further bewildered citizens.
It also explains that a priest's job is to help people, and that if you ever have a problem and you aren't sure who to ask for help, you can talk to a priest. There is an illustration of a priest wearing their pendant - round like an acolyte's, but smaller and carved in a different design.
Shell Bell, meanwhile, is reassuring bewildered citizens, and the supply of grain in the tesserae building is shrinking.
"We might need basic recipes for some of this stuff," Shell Bell says. "I've eaten potatoes but I don't know how to cook them, and I've only eaten them in Milliways."
Shell Bell tells people confused about potatoes that they may be chopped up and boiled until they squish, yes a seawater boil should be fine, they'd be good with this nice soft cheese why don't you try it. (She tells people really confused about the potatoes that they can have flour and hams and whatnot.)
The Capitol is definitely the most disarrayed part of Panem, but they're beginning to calm down. A hearteningly large number of reasonable people have emerged and earned priesthood appointments calming their fellow citizens. Some of them are engaged in setting up the distribution of stockpiled food from the Capitol back out to the Districts - Kirovalin's supplies are not yet running short, but he approves of this effort on principle, so he is only too happy to transport donated goods. All of his new temples continue to be well supplied and reasonably orderly.
The train to District Twelve arrives at the district's Reaping venue. It is greeted by confused and uncertain Peacekeepers who surrender in short order once Sherlock smiles at them. The holy objects scattered in the train's wake allow Kirovalin to capture the land much faster; he expects to have most of its populated areas within a few hours, and the entire district within a few days. There are probably at least a few people living in the wilderness beyond, but they'll just have to wait until he can get there the slow way; he doesn't have anywhere near the level of structure and cooperation that would be necessary to organize a holy object airdrop.
He reports this success to Shell Bell, since she is interested in his progress.
"Maybe you can't get a plane in the air, but what about those little drones that delivered gifts to tributes? Those could drop holy objects places - I'm not sure if they have great range, but even if those exact drones can't be repurposed the general class of 'drones' is probably something Bar could sell you a few of if you want to throw money at the problem."
"The personnel situation is... developing. I think your best advantage right now is still in helping and explaining here in the District you are most familiar with. I don't want to start moving people around while new priests are still regularly volunteering in most places."
"Okay. Another thing I might be especially personally useful for is getting stuff translated, it just occurred to me that if you don't want to read everything aloud the next time I go to Milliways I could borrow copies and write down what I see them as saying there. Whereas most people probably have never been to Milliways."
"That reminds me: I theorize that I might be able to open doors from Milliways to anywhere in either part of my domain. But I don't know whether it might cost divine power, or how much, so I don't want to experiment until things are more settled in case the cost is unexpectedly high."
Time goes by. Ranae produces a list of items she would find useful in getting the school open at full capacity. The Career academy shuts down. Shell Bell makes sure everyone knows that the krakens are not yet a solved problem and they still shouldn't sail out too far, but boats undertake their normal fishing expeditions. Since they're not sending all the surplus to the Capitol whether they like it or not, they have to work out new ways to get it where it ought to go - there are only so many refrigerated train cars; they have to smoke and dry a lot of the fish - and as such there are somewhat fewer fishing expeditions than normal. But things are slowly returning to the better fractions of normal.
Including Shell Bell.
"In the wilderness, I encountered someone who claimed to represent a functional District Thirteen government and wished for me to stop expanding my domain in that direction. I have allowed this person and whatever interests she represents to keep their district and its surroundings for now; I am opposed to needless conquest. But given District Thirteen's original purpose, this news is... concerning."
"...That. Is concerning, yes, as well as surprising. I must have managed to miss anything they publish there while borrowing books. You could check the claim that way now you know where to source materials. And you could probably steer away a plane with a nuke with enough weather so at least they wouldn't bomb somewhere populated, but obviously the best result is not to be nuked at all. I wonder why they don't want you there. General principle or something specific?"
"A god who can't maintain enough power to live will starve to death. I usually run at a vast surplus compared to that amount. I've been spending much more freely than usual, but nowhere near enough to make me concerned about starving. I'd still rather wait until my surplus is at the usual level before I do things that might have unknown consequences."
The Panem priesthood becomes steadily more organized and stable. Temporary temples are replaced by permanent ones, appropriately decorated. Kirovalin begins to make administrative appointments: mayors for the towns, governors for the districts. He does not select a governor for Panem as a whole.
Industries recover, some more quickly than others. Food is abundant. Soon the only thing Kirovalin is regularly bringing in from Lianem is maple sugar. People begin to ask priests for blessings, and Kirovalin grants them.
They get used to calling him 'the Emperor' when they don't want his direct attention; they get used to calling him 'Kirovalin' when they do. He translates and adapts the laws of his empire and makes them known. A few daring individuals test his willingness to be criticized; he answers them thoughtfully and without violence.
Three months after his arrival, he finishes creating a preliminary batch of local manifestations. Some of them begin to travel the continent - wearing acolyte pendants, to start getting people used to those - and distribute disease immunities to citizens.
One of them heads for District Thirteen. Alone. He decided not to risk any mortal lives on this expedition, just in case.
The people ignore them except for some brief curious glances at the unfamiliar face and his weird outfit. They have schedules printed on their arms and are all bustling hither and thither to obey them.
Tulip leads him to an office with a secretary, and introduces him to the secretary, and then they are ushered past into another office with a severe-looking woman whose door says PRESIDENT COIN.
"There are more and less threatening ways to go about your business. So far you've been projecting a public face such that our plan A to keep you from encroaching on District Thirteen was to send a polite intern to the surface to ask nicely, but if you maintain or expand the Capitol's capacity to make war, disrespect our security precautions in any way, or otherwise indicate that the continued sovereignty of your neighbors is not a priority for you, you will begin to seem threatening."
"I find the Capitol's methods for making war both distasteful and unnecessary," he says. "On my home planet I maintain a military whose main practical purpose is disaster relief and escorting diplomats, because no one has tried to invade my empire in many centuries; I anticipate something similar here, but I will not even need them to escort diplomats since I am acting as my own ambassador and require no escort."
"By all accounts the people of Panem are mostly pleased with this development. District Thirteen, however, has been operating separately since the initial rebellion, and our people are provided for without child sacrifice or vast social stratification of the sort I assume you objected to in Panem. We are not in the market for a regime change and appreciate your understanding of that fact."