Jun 18, 2018 5:17 AM
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a jeanne meets tarinda
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"You're gonna turn out to have some boring origin story, like, 'Amish on rumspringa'."

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"I would do no such thing to you. And if I were Amish I would have a German accent, not a French one."

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"I'm not great at accents and don't go around with a spirit guide, but sure, not Amish."

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"You can tell a French accent because they're the prettiest ones!"

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"Oh no, I have to confess I've got an awful weakness for, like, RP. I watch too much old British stuff."

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She coughs and puts on her best Queen's English. "I can be flexible! I will judge you, but it will be flexible judgement."

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"Ooooh lovely," says Tarinda, applauding.

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"Thank you, thank you." She gives a theatrically sweeping bow.

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"You're really good at that!"

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Beam. "Why, thank you! I ought to be, it's my bread and butter."

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"I don't remember seeing you in anything but I guess there's a lot of shows out there."

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"Think of it as adding to my air of mystery."

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"Maybe you do all your parts cosmeticked to Jupiter and back and I'd recognize you if you were green."

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She lifts her hand up to the light and considers it contemplatively. "I don't know if green would really be my color."

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"Maybe, maybe not."

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"Perhaps I'll have to suggest it to my makeup artist. And you, what do you do when you're not rescuing maidens?"

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"I'm taking time off now but when I'm working I help with acclimating waking sleepers - I mean, I'm still doing that but not professionally right now - and do performance combat dancing!"

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"Ooh."

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"Do you like combat dancing?"

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"Yes," she says, decisively.

(She has not in fact seen any such thing but she's not even lying.)

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"Huh. I'm not a huge name, I guess you might not've seen me even if you watch lots."

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"Maybe I'm Amish and could only snatch illicit secret viewings a handful of times after years of plotting, but savored the memory every time."

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"You said you had the wrong accent!"

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"But as demonstrated," this accent is Pennsylvania Dutch, "that's not an obstacle in my case!"

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"That's really cool, you know."

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