Lotus didn't start the fire - that was probably the dragon, she doesn't know for sure but it's the most likely hypothesis given, you know, dragon - but she was ready for it. She had gone for the library, joining the foolhardy, heroic-minded individuals rushing in and out to save the books. She had grabbed the books she needed and then raced across the campus, heading for the teleportation circles. The building is unguarded, for once - not surprising given, you know, dragon - so she slips in. She picks the nearest circle, disrupts it so it will pick a destination at random - should make her harder to track down if that's anybody's priority given, you know, dragon - and steps in.
It should be the middle of the day everywhere. That's how days work.
Light could mean people or it could mean horrible monsters, but horrible monsters come in the dark too and Lotus has the dreadful night vision endemic to humankind so she will gamble on the light being a good thing. Walk walk.
A mansion could mean people, or it could mean horrifying monsters. She's leaning a bit more towards "people" now, though. She casts Tongues and finds the front door and knocks. She is still holding a stack of stolen books but they won't all fit in her bag and she has nowhere better to put them just now.
"Hello, I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have gotten a bit lost. Very lost, actually. I saw the lights..."
The language is unfamiliar, which would suggest she wound up teleporting way farther than planned. Not that that is new information given the part where it's inexplicably night time.
"Well, it is nighttime here, I'm obviously pretty lost. Uh, it isn't, where I'm from. I'm from" - uh, somewhere that wasn't just attacked by a dragon, in case someone comes looking for a book thief - "Armehil, in Ostrea. Maybe there are phones and internets in Ostrea and I've just never heard of them? I spend a lot of time studying, an internet sounds like some sort of fishing thing so it's maybe a bit outside of my experience?"
This person lives in a mansion, why has she heard of fishing things? If that's what they are.
Oh, networked scrying orbs. That's really neat! "Global" wouldn't be her first choice of adjective for that - nor "internet" her first choice of name - but these people can call it whatever they want, she's not here to judge.
"Oh, I see, that's a really clever idea! Time travel isn't really possible and I would be really shocked if I had just stumbled upon it by accident, so it's probably not that, but... what is a "time zone"? I guess if there are places time naturally runs differently and I teleported into one of those that could explain how it's night..."
She gives a half-bow. "Lotus. No last name, that's not the custom for most people where I'm from. If you have any insights into how that might have happened, I would appreciate it, but I expect I will figure it out on my own given enough time. All I ask of you is that you will share your roof with me tonight."
"Um. Immortality. Living immortality, not becoming an undead or anything like that." He probably cannot read Ostrean and hasn't been looking that closely at her books and so most likely cannot tell that one of the books in her arms is titled A History of Lichdom from Acererak to Vecna. She is not lying, per se, but it seems imprudent to mention that lichdom is her fallback plan.
Oh, sure, she'll believe that. But, vampire, OK, what does she know about vampires? Drink blood, duh, not helping, hate sunlight, wow she sure is coming up with useful facts, can't enter private dwellings without permission but it's his house come on something useful, hypnotic gaze -
She looks away. Not completely away because that also seems pretty dangerous, but off to his side instead of at his face.
"What, exactly, is your standard of consent?"
"Fully informed, free to leave whenever they wish, and maintained to a standard of care in the meanwhile that leaves them of the opinion they made an unambiguously good choice.
I also haven't drunk directly from the vein since the technology to safely and reliably extract and store blood became available. It's quite hygienic."
"I notice that 'not being mind-controlled' did not make the list. I am not sure why you are mentioning hygiene are you trying to make a sales pitch?" If she gets outside of the house she will not actually be any safer, vampire night vision is not deficient at all and he knows the area. She stops backing away. She does not look directly at him.
"I still don't believe you." She sighs. "I am not going to run because if you are not hostile I'm safe here and if you are hostile I'm safer where I can see you. I will help you research how I wound up here as promised, but I won't go within arm's reach of you or look you in the eye and I hope if you are sincere about your friendliness you will forgive me."
"Less than an hour ago, I think. A dragon attacked the city I was in, I fled. I used a spell on the teleportation circle out so it would send me somewhere at random that couldn't be traced. It seems to have been more random than expected, and also more powerful if this is another plane. Give me a moment, I can - " She pulls of her bag and feels through it for her spellbook (eyes fixed a foot to Kozlov's right) and flips to the right page. " - here, this is the spell if you want to look at it."
"Hm. I study my spellbook each morning, decide which of the spells in it to memorize and once I've studied them enough they kind of click and stay there until I sleep. Then during the day I can direct magic along them, and the instructions imprint themselves on the magic and then I release it and it carries out those instructions. I'm mainly limited by the number and complexity of spells I can memorize and how much energy I have to spend on them. Do you know if other people here do magic like I do? How does yours work?"
"We have rituals too, for things too big or complicated to fit into a spell. They usually involve multiple spells, and the magic circles and incense and chanting that people associate with ritual magic is just tying the spells together, showing them how to work with each other. We do have that sort of refinement system - most newly developed spells are rituals - but the shortcuts aren't personalized. We have other kinds of magic-users but none that sound exactly like what you've described. Hm. Usually different kinds of magic do different things better, mine is best at - I guess it's kind of the generalist approach, it's very flexible. Magic music does subtle things, mind-affecting usually, sometimes illusions. Divine magic is best at things related to life and death - healing, raising the dead, and so on. That would have been the best way to go about immortality if I could muster sufficient piety, but, alas. Also I think immortality-seeking might be a bit impious on its own."
"So, sometimes, if one is particularly devoted to one of the gods - you do know about the gods, right? They're not native to my plane, divine magic works when travelling across planes, so they probably have a presence everywhere - they will occasionally grant minor miracles for you on demand. As long as you're not too demanding. The actual mechanism is unclear because the so-blessed won't let anyone study them, something-something profaning the divine, something something mortal minds not meant to know, yada yada yada."
"Our most minor spells are free, or may as well be free, I'm not sure if anyone has spent all day casting cantrips to see if that uses up noticeable amounts of energy. It's probably free, energy costs aren't really continuous. What kinds of physical effects? What magnitudes? Uhm - earthquakes, weather, creating something from nothing, transmutation, teleportation, flight, deflecting projectiles, shapechanging - these are all things my style of magic can do, approximately in descending order of difficulty."
"Shapeshifting is generally hard, but I was ordering those by "easiest thing that could count" and the easiest shapeshifting is mostly cosmetic, humanoid forms only, limited duration. Hm. I wonder if I unpack one of my spells and describe what it's doing you'll be able to contextualize it like one of your rituals. Or vice versa I suppose."
"OK! So, this is a spell for making an object glow, it's a fairly simple example and doesn't involve interfacing with an existing enchantment like the circle scrambler..." and she proceeds to do her best to explain a light cantrip. "Simple example" is obviously a relative term, but a lot of her explanation is explaining terminology that probably generalizes to other spells.
"...and that's about it. I don't think you'd be able to cast it without more explanation - probably just spell diagrams 101 and then a more standard diagram to prepare from but I think I covered everything you need to understand what it's doing and how it's doing it, any questions?"
"You could probably learn it, though it's generally accepted wisdom that devoting yourself to a single style of magic is more efficient than picking up two or more. It's not so much that they interfere with each other, just that one only has finite time and memory and attention and will be able to accomplish more through focused study of a single technique than through dabbling in many. For now. Would you care to explain one of your rituals?"
"The fact that I have defenses can probably be inferred from the fact that I'm not dead by now," he says. "I suppose you wouldn't know that I'm nearly nine hundred years old, but it's not uncommon knowledge in magician circles." He totally has theoretical insights! How much sense they make when she's never performed a ritual is debatable.
"This is one of the reasons I am looking into non-undeath forms of immortality, having lots of people wanting me dead and terrified I will eat their children sounds inconvenient. This is also why I don't usually mention that lichdom is my backup plan. The spell I prepare every day does understanding and producing speech, I have one that does understanding speech and writing but that would have to wait until after I've slept."
Well as long as that seems safe to do around someone who may or may not be thinking of you as a midnight snack - wait -
"It occurs to me that if you do in fact have a supply of stored blood around here being able to see that would be pretty convincing evidence that you did not just make that up and have another source and are less likely to try to eat me the first chance you get."
There are hallways, which he takes miscellaneous turns down before coming to a kitcheny thing, if a kitchen lacked most of the things that make it a kitchen like a stove and spices and ingredients and so on. But it contains a sink, and a dishwasher, and some cupboards, and a large refrigerator, the latter of which he opens and retrieves a plastic bag filled with blood. He opens a cupboard, takes out a tall glass, rips open a corner of the bag and pours in the blood, and then drains the glass.
"...That seems like a rather elaborate contraption for washing dishes but I guess your magic is different than mine. I'm assuming the thing above the basin is for water but it doesn't seem to have a pump, is it magical? Also whatever cloth that bag is made out of, we don't have that."
"...How do you have a cold-generating box without magic? How do you have a - a - pumpless pump without magic? ... Wait, are the lights nonmagical? Is this entire house nonmagical? I think I would like some more explanations. Your servant never did get around to telling me what a phone was."
"OK so the first and simplest test is if my magic can detect yours without needing a spell specialized for it, next would be to see if mine can directly affect yours, I can do both of those tonight but my test for the second is trying to dispel one of your effects which depending on how your wards are set up we should maybe do outside. I'll do the first one now, though - " And she casts detect magic.
"It worked! Oh, wow that's a lot. We should definitely go outside for the next test, dispel will probably work if detect does, relative power of the casters matters but in the sense of how much energy gets put into the spell or the dispel attempt. It's possible that since your magic doesn't cost anything to cast it might not be very durable. And if that's the case I could probably really mess up your wards if I target wrong and that seems un-guestlike."
"Oh well. In general, your world just seems really nice, there's all this technology, it sounds like things like phones and internets are really common, your god is benign and there's only one, and in all my time here I've only run into one horrifying monster and he politely declined to eat me."
"People try not to go wandering after dark. Or, for that matter during the day. Cities are mostly safe, farms are mostly safe. Actual wilderness is lethal to most, merely dangerous if you know what you're doing. I probably could have handled most things that I would have run into wandering the wilderness. You're scarier than them."
"You say that in a way that implies it's another mysterious technology thing rather than a book. But you had books in your library. If it was something that was in most respects like a book you probably would have said something like 'e-book' in the same way you said 'e-mail' to refer to internet mail. So it's either a non-internet technology thing or substantially different from a book such that it has a different name. Is 'e' the first letter in 'internet'? It doesn't sound like it but maybe English had a vowel shift that didn't change the names of the letters? How am I doing?"
"That... sounds dangerous. The electricity, not relevant sources. I am sure it is safe, and I will look forward to learning how tomorrow. Speaking of which, it probably makes sense for me to catch some sleep tonight so I can reprepare, unless you expect a response from the angel tonight?"
Google is great! She is probably going to have to learn English to use it to its full potential - She doesn't have English writing but she can try saying words with tongues active and then trying to spell them out phonetically. It's slow but it mostly works.
She finds Wikipedia. She'll be at that until something interrupts her.
"...Is it nighttime already or did something weird happen with time and/or space again? Don't answer that, the answer is that nothing is magical here except for the magic and I just spent twelvish hours learning how refrigerators work. Among other things." She starts opening and closing cabinets - "I need water, where are the cups? Nevermind, found them." She pours herself a glass of water, downs it - "I don't suppose modern medicine has a convenient headache cure?" She is talking really fast.
Yawn. "Eugh, who knew sitting still could be so exhausting. I should probably talk to Kanimir before I turn in tonight though, technically I don't think it's been said if my offer of hospitality extends past last night. And ask if he has books on magic I could borrow now that I can read English. And for less endorsed reasons."
"It can help with first steps, I imagine. Getting the first country or two and leveraging those into the world. And my world is less connected than yours, it is plausible that I could semi-legitimately wind up in charge of many countries before anyone caught on and I had to switch to conquest and mind control."
"I would have to do each person more-or-less individually and refresh it personally every couple of weeks. And I actually just can't, I wouldn't have the energy for all of them. Maybe it's doable over a wide area with some big elaborate ritual, but that wouldn't be total mind control, probably just inspiring loyalty and community-mindedness and cooperation."
"It might. And patching those with more mind control would probably not be a great plan. And eventually I'd want to transition to a mind-control-free society, so it would need to be gracefully removable. If I ever did it I'd do it much more carefully than 'Oh I think these traits would be good in a population.' "
"Hi. I realize I asked for one night's hospitality and then after that night I spent all day reading Wikipedia and now it's night again. And I should probably check whether or not you are actually willing to host an interplanar vagrant medium-long term and if not figure out other accommodations. I'd also like to know if you've heard back from the angel?"
"Delightful. I would be happy to continue trading magical knowledge with you, if you have the means to acquire lots of inks - I think of them as mostly pretty expensive but it's possible they are less so now - I can try diagramming some spells for you and we can see if you pick them up. And you mentioned there were books I could learn your magic from?"
"The ones I know the precise composition of use powdered gold and silver for the pigments. And one uses pearls I think, but I don't have many spells that use that and they're all advanced. Other than that it's a dark red and a light blue and an orange and a violet. I am pretty sure any inks of those colors will do, but the color has to be pretty close, it can't be off by too much. I can probably look at a computer and get you hex codes or something. Paints might work too."
"Not particularly well-understood. A lot of material components are symbolic, but why the symbolism of swallowing pearl dust and a live carp cares whether the dust came from one or many pearls is a mystery. Actually, it's possible in that particular case it doesn't, everyone experimenting on a more pleasant and convenient identify spell seems to fixate on the live carp."
"Conspiracy theorists - by which I mean one conspiracy theorist with whom I was personally acquainted - claim that dragons are actually incredibly intelligent beings secretly guiding the path of mortal civilization, rather than being giant fire-breathing magpies as common wisdom suggests. His evidence for this is that dragons often destroy libraries to hinder technological progress and our understanding of magic. This does happen, but I think it's because major libraries tend to be in prosperous cities. All of which I say to explain why there's a lot of magical theory we don't understand and a lot of good things within our reach that we haven't accomplished."
"...Purely hypothetically, if I threatened to destroy you right now if you didn't make some costly concession, would you? I'm not going to, I like you and I'd have to be much more confident that I could actually win a fight with you and I'd have to actually have something I need from you that would necessitate that, but..."
"Fair enough. Uh, change of topic - I swear I am not hitting on you, you're forty times my age and I'd like to think I'm more sensible than that - how are you so pretty? Is it genes or vampirism or magic, because if it's the latter I'm going to want that spell, apparently it's easier to take over countries if you're attractive."
"Damn. Those sound harder to acquire. I am sure if it ever seems sufficiently useful I can figure out magically-induced prettiness. In the meantime, shall we go over more magical theory? I can't actually teach you any spells until I have ink, but I can do diagramming 101 so that will go faster, or more pure theory stuff. And I'd like to learn more of your magic though if you'd rather direct me to your books and go off and be introverted and misanthropic that works too, I just don't have any introductory books on me and I suspect language is not one of the things your magic does well."
She gives a deeper half-bow than she did on meeting Kanimir.
"...Hello. I am not entirely sure how to address an angel. Kanimir said that you and the god you represent are less likely to find me heretical than the angels and gods where I am from?" That was probably not the smartest opening line, nice going Lotus.
"...That is a very confusing position for an angel to take. OK then. Um. The afterlife situation kind of sucks? Having multiple planes devoted to torturing so-called evildoers seems a little excessive. And terrible. And the torturers leak and that's a pretty awful design feature. Although it just now occurs to me that this plane might have an entirely different afterlife setup in which case I guess I am directing my complaints at an uninvolved party. Though those complaints where what prompted Kanimir to say I should talk to an angel..."
"Oh, you have managed splendidly by comparison, congratulations. One more point in favor of your world. I don't suppose you have an angle on your hell in mind already? Supposedly the evil afterlives for my plane exist because there are evil gods who desire their continued existence, I am guessing your world with it's - " don't say 'supposedly' - "single good god has different reasons."
"I don't think so. You see, there's this--room-like--thing in interdimensional space, and certain entities have the ability to access it, and it contains information about different worlds and certain--themes--that crop up across them, and gives the option to add these themes to one's own world. Ability to access the space is not transmissible; we've tried. So these themes are often personalities, and some were rated highly for world improvement, but most were unavailable for some reason, so she picked the likeliest-looking of the lot, which oddly enough was a superposition of personalities already extent here, and instantiated her as a sort of being who subsumes a fraction of God's own power into themself."
"Well as far as I know it's not like you had reason to expect an extraplanar visitor for whom the phrase 'the Second Coming of Christ' explains nothing. And is in fact actively confusing, this happened before?" If it didn't fix anything then why do they expect it to work this time.
"So God used to be next thing to omnipotent, but then she noticed that this one little planet, Earth, was evolving life, and she was alarmed by the idea of a person existing in an impermanent form, so she set up the soul system, but that took a lot out of her, and she's been trying to regain it ever since so she can fix things like poverty and disease and so on."
That sounds pretty capable of compromise. "I imagine so. Read about some of them, but... My best estimate is that my world is technologically similar to your late classical or early medieval periods. Even if done poorly it would leave almost everyone better off, I think. The main problem would be if it makes it harder to break open hell etc. or if that takes a long time and the population boom just funnels more people there."
"This is possibly not the best topic of conversation. I am going to fix it but it will take time and dwelling on how horrible it is will not make me more efficient. Solutions are better, you think this Christ person wouldn't be recreatable in my world? Because we have too many gods or just no-one who could access the 'room' or something else?"
"Angels don't typically come to Earth because the transit is--risky. For reasons I forbear to mention because obviously the risk of a thing happening goes up when more people know it's possible. I don't have any particular reason to mistrust you, this is just a general policy. We're here on Earth now because of the new Christ."
"There is a spell in my magic system that creates a very small plane that lasts for a number of hours. It seems to be a different-but-identical space every time. I suppose if you happen to know a past-scrying spell we could probably check if it's the same plane every time, somehow. Once the spell ends it can't be accessed anymore, even by more powerful planar travel spells, so it probably stops existing."
And after about fifteen minutes of reading her spellbook and muttering to herself, she stands up, chants some words, gestures some gestures, and tosses the end of the rope into the air. It sticks. She climbs up the rope, disappearing from view as she passes the top of the rope.
Her head pokes down into view a moment later. "Coming?"
"OK, let's go then."
She climbs back down and dismisses the spell once Anaphiel is out. The rope falls down. She recasts and tosses it back up.
"The thought is that you could go up and see if you can past-scry our conversation in the last one, see if it's they are the same space."
"Our vampires are different - or, I suppose, Kanimir is particularly inhibited in the mind-control department. I am pretty sure our angels are not secretly winged light trees. Humans seem the same so far, but I haven't seen any other humanoids here. I would assume your fairies are also different."
"So I'm asking because I don't want to be evil and it's entirely possible that there are things that seem obviously evil to you that aren't known to be so on my plane. You haven't mentioned anything like that so far but an exhaustive list just in case would be useful." She's maybe twisting the truth a little but she's not lying.
"Ah--I don't have an exhaustive list on hand. And the really powerful demons don't typically come to Earth or disclose their natures casually so I'm not totally sure what-all they are. It wouldn't surprise me if genocide were on the list, but I've never specifically heard of a genocide demon, for example."
'Does genocide of demons count?' she does not ask. "It seems like a lot of the tools for nonlethally ending a fight in my world are possibly sins? And seem like the most obvious areas of confusion. Mind-affecting magic? Non-mind-controlley enchantments, like sleep or paralysis? Hostile transmutation?"
"For the purposes of stopping a fight, generally no. Suggestion spells are common 'you, put down your sword and go home until you've cooled down'. Sometimes it's a spell that just directly lowers tempers. Sleep and paralysis are technically mind-affecting but possibly not in the morally relevant sense. Hostile transmutation would be - similar goal of trying to get everyone to stop for a while, but accomplished by turning the combatants into rabbits instead of messing with their heads."
And she does not seem likely to go for any "once of prevention is worth a pound of cure" arguments.
"Of course not. I do try to avoid being involved in fights in the first place, this just seemed like an example that would probably illuminate any differences in the norms around such things."
"Of course. Just--it can be very easy to go, 'aha, I have a solution to this problem,' and stop looking for better ones. If you have to alter someone's temper to end a fight, that's one thing, but if you ignore a dozen opportunities to learn other ways because you have that one..." she shrugs. "Perhaps I'm being overly cautious."
"So, back to the original topic at hand - you have demons, which make a straightforward breakout difficult. Is that the main obstacle to that approach, or are there other reasons why you're relying on" - she waves her hand in a kind of confused gesture - "christ stuff. Also, is there a plan for rehabilitating the people that your extraordinarily picky hell took in, or do they just get contained less torturously going forward?"
"Well, I'm not certain regular high-risk missions to save whoever won the "worst person to die this year" award are a good plan, but as a one-time thing it seems probably worth it. It'll be pretty tricky logistically to get a thousand people vetted and introduced to a new magic system and practiced up to the level of plane shifting, but that seems like the sort of thing that could be managed on this plane. We'd also need to figure out how to do it deliberately, it can be done but I don't know the spell and I wound up here by accident."
"I won't turn down an explanation, if it's short. It's kind of late and I spent today's daylight hours staring at a screen reading wikipedia and I think I will need to sleep soon. Unless you have a magical angel headache cure, then I can probably keep going for a while longer. Asprin seems to be not quite cutting it."
"Oh, I'm not planning to sleep right away, you fixed my headache so I can probably get in at least four more hours of wikipedia, Kanimir's books, and talking to you. I'm having enough fun that it's probably not psychologically necessary, and physiologically I seem to be doing fine now."