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Opening Ceremonies [OPEN]
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He remembers what it was like the first time. 

Take the hall: they'd started out in the grand ballroom in the governor's palace, but the delegates couldn't fit. The cathedral was big enough, and survived the fighting admirably until Lamashan rains brought the rest of the roof down. It seemed like every other building of any size was taken, full of squatters or soldiers or refugees, and while they could have dispossessed the whole damp hungry miserable lot, it seemed like starting things on the wrong foot. Finally, someone hit on the Palais des Lumières – an ancient Shelynite temple pavillion where they'd held the great artistic exhibitions, the pride of Isarn – then grain storage – briefly a prison – now unspeakably drafty. It was beautiful. He adored the vaulted ceilings and the bitter wind and the truly godsawful acoustics that set one's voice echoing like a ghost with laryngitis whenever one got up to speak at the rostrum, which was half a foot too short and still had splinters. 

The very air glittered. He remembers it distinctly. It wasn't that it was snowing, because the snow came late that season. The city breathed with excitement. The nation exhaled. The devils were dead! The seige was lifted! There was food in the markets, brought from the south at ruinous expense, and dancing in the streets, and one day soon all the peoples in all the world would be free. They were going to pass a law about it. It was just over a year before the purges began. 

This hall is new. It has parquet floors and a gilt angel on every pilaster. He briefly fantasizes about burning it to the ground. 

 

The assembled crowd is deeply, unnaturally silent. No shouting. If anyone is whispering, it's lost amidst all the crushed velvet. Weird. He's never given a speech where he wasn't fighting to be heard. He clears his throat. 

 

"Honorable delegates – citizens of Cheliax – my respected colleagues – thank you. I know that many of you are unfamiliar with the work we are about to do here. I know that many of you are afraid. I know that some of you did not choose to be here. And I know that almost all of you would rather be anywhere else. 

I don't expect to change your mind on any of these points in the next few minutes. In respect for your time, then, I will be brief: your task is to devise the new supreme law of the Chelish nation. This law will establish how Cheliax shall be governed – how new laws are made, the function of the courts, the workings of all the organs of the state. More importantly, it will establish your rights against the depredations of that state. Even the Queen must abide by it, and her descendants, as long as they reign. 

You may or may not believe me – as you like. I could not fault you. All I ask is that you approach this work with the spirit in which it is meant: if you believe this is a game, the game is preserving the freedom, dignity, and happiness of your children and your children's children. Act accordingly. And take heart: I doubt you can make things very much worse.

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'You can hardly make things worse.' What a way to open the convention. Not that it isn't true, just that it's hardly inspiring. Perhaps nothing short of sorcery could inspire this crowd, though.

 

She stands. There is no crown visible on her head, no scepter in her hand; She intends to speak as one citizen to many, not as a queen to her subjects. It's a lie, of course, but the whole purpose of this convention is to make that lie into a partial truth. Citizen-Queen. Opening the convention with the aspirational lie is a way to drag it slightly closer to achieving that goal.

"Citizens of Cheliax. We - I - will not speak long, for it is not my place to guide this convention. I wish only to thank you for gathering here today, to begin the work of rebuilding the nation that Hell tried so hard to destroy, and to lend your voices so that the new higher law may take due account of the rights and needs of each person. I do not expect the process which we are starting here today to progress smoothly and evenly always in one direction. There are nearly six-hundred souls in this room. Nearly six-hundred perspectives on what our nation needs. It will be a great work, to balance all those perspectives, to balance all the values we may some day hold sacred together, liberty with justice with security with compassion. It is going to be messy. Good luck."

"Now, I invite you all to a moment of silent prayer, to whichever righteous god or gods you prefer, asking them for their blessings of wisdom and guidance in writing a constitution which will prove just and beneficial to all Chelaxians."

Alfirin, of course, does not pray, but she does close her eyes and lower her head and clasp her hands for a minute and send a thought to the closest thing to a higher power she imagines might actually guide this convention to success. It's all yours now, Élie. Don´t make a hash of it.


 

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What business is it of these people when he prays and what he asks for? It's not that he doesn't pray, and it's not that he doesn't often appreciate getting wisdom and guidance out of it, but that seems like a matter for him to work out with Erastil, not for strangers to schedule. He isn't going to say anything about it, but he's going to close his eyes and ask Erastil for nice weather back home and a good husband for his second-youngest daughter, just on general principle.

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Kicharchu's ability to speak Taldane has improved in leaps and bounds over the last little while. It turns out it helps a lot when people will (occasionally and grudgingly) speak to you instead of just in places where you happen to be able to listen. So they were able to follow almost all of that! But they don't have a god picked out, not even one. None of the ones they have heard of seem to be a god of kobolds. However, if it is part of the Great Work of Everybody Talking About Everything for some of the Everybody to be gods, Kicharchu will help talk to them.

Hellopardonme gods. Please do that thing she said. I can't read yet so you will have to tell me outloud if you give me advice.

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Holy Abadar, Master of the First Vault, I pray that our work here will take a place of honor in Your library, crafted with the sincerity and the care necessary to see it through and then followed through; that the veil of Evil will be lifted by our efforts and those of the ordinary people of Cheliax such that it is no longer harmful to the soul to cross these borders; that I can earn the retainer I have been paid already and will be going forward with my honest efforts toward this strange manifestation of the sacred urge toward city-building.

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Joan-Pau Ardiaca is one of the first to arrive. He claps at the first speech, and is one of the only to do so.

And he bends his neck in silent prayer. Saints of Aroden, Simaron the Warrior, Sarnax the Shrewd, Doliu Stancos lord of my father, Taldaris the Founder,* Milani who steered my hand and Iomedae the Inheritor, chief of all - help us who wish to prop His legacy up on firmer foundations. Don't let our plans crash down into the depths of despair, but build them up high as a mountaintop. Let us build a worthy monument to Aroden, that men can say it was His hand that raised us up; let us drive the works of Asmodeus into a dirt, so that all can say, 'his chains were weak as feathers, that we shrug them off in an instant to rise again, stronger than ever before.)

(*He doesn't actually believe it, but Arodenites have been including the aspirational tag for millennia and he's not going to ditch it.)

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Dear Chaldira,

Please kill all the owners and masters.

Dear Milani,

Please kill all the owners and masters.

Dear Thalmir Gixx, 

Please kill all the owners and masters...

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Sarenrae, Goddess of Mercy, Flower of Dawn, chastise our arrogance and mend our ways. Our power has been cast low, now by Your great mercy spare us the just punishment, so that we may bow low and honor Your greatness. Long have we been slaves to Asmodeus and all that is good in us has been burned away by the fire, but send Your servants to scrape up the last of our life Still our tongues when they speak of pride, still our hands when they strike our kinsmen down to lay them under tyranny. Let every priest of Asmodeus rend his raiments in horror of his sins and turn to You and pray. O great Dawnflower, share with all the world the vision You have given me.

And save us all. Oh, Dawnflower, save us all.

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Abadar, if I am not in a prayer-proof box and beyond Your help, I would like the opportunity to start over. I hope the fact that I am planning to do that significantly by giving away money does not offend You. If it helps, I would still absolutely be getting something out of it, and would be getting less out of it if I just bought things from people who were interested in selling them to me. I wonder if that's why You're neutral. Anyway, again if I am not in a prayer-proof box, I would like this silly thing to turn out better than it has any right to.

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Morituri te salutamus, bastards. 

Pharasma, mother of mothers and lady of graves, accept those souls that perish here.

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I suspect all this nonsense is beneath Your notice and have no wish to trouble You with it. It'll get wherever it's going. But look out for that pregnant girl in the third row in the sortition seats. She's about to pop and I don't know if she's got people with her as know where to go. It'd probably be best if she set about laboring toward the end of one of these sessions so there's no question of her having leave to go or being able to find one of Yours to deal with it.

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PLEASE BLOW THE ROOF OFF

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Iomedae, Queen of Heaven, Lady of Light, your humble and unworthy servant offers up her obedience to you this evening — er, afternoon — as every evening. Show me your will, that I might become your instrument in this world and the next. Purify me of weakness that I might one day become worthy of serving you. Through your discipline your will is made known and our souls are laid bare before you.

...and Erastil, if I can survive this and see my family again, that would be nice.

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I don't actually feel like I need anything from You right now.  I've been pretty lucky.  But I bet there's somebody in here who needs you.  Somebody kidnapped at the worst possible time to sit over there and pretend they understand what's going on.  Somebody whose heinous baron still sits in his fancy chair and might never be replaced.  Somebody who sent a name in for those now-illegal pamphlets and saw them pulled from the view of anyone who could have helped them.  So Calistria, if it's my job to do Your job, point me to whichever one I'll do best with, and then the next one, and then the next one, and fend off the authorities who think their arrival's wiped the slate clean.

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The Queen is to be obeyed instantly and without question, but certain people (who awoke well before dawn in order to stand as close to the front as possible without offending any archdukes) may have been embarrassingly slow in choosing a righteous god or gods to prefer. Well, now it's a royal command.

Iomedae, she supposes.

Righteous Iomedae, grant me wisdom in matters of justice and law, and guidance in the absence of Hell's devils who guided me, that Her Majesty's will be done.

Forcibly restraining herself from praying to Iomedae that devil summoning be legalized, even just a little, which is not what the Queen commanded.

She's not sure why she's shivering. Absurdly, she worries that Iomedae noticed the prayer and is freezing her in a block of ice.

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Shelyn, I don't see a place here for love or for beauty.  Maybe someone likes the gilded angels but I think they're a bit much.  Maybe some noble is trying to matchmake his daughter with the count next to them but that's not really about love, is it.  If there's anything You want done with this please let me know, because otherwise I'm just going to have to act in my own person, or more likely some character I construct who isn't suffering very badly from having to wake up early, and that might be fine but if it isn't I need a hint.

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Iomedae, if you're listening, I want to go down in history, but in a good way, not a bad way, so it would be very good of you to line up some ways for me to do that because it's kind of a mess here and I'm not too likely to find them just by looking around.

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Thamir, thank you for keeping Spinner, Weft, and Twist, I mean Jordi, behaving themselves, and help me keep up with all these things that are happening and help me be in the right places at the right times.

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Iomedae, I am not completely clear on the mechanics of prayer, whether it distracts You or supports You or somehow does both. It is generally encouraged in every religion I have heard of, but I think that might be because of the effect on the worshiper and not because it assists You in identifying or solving any problems. But if there is some wisdom or guidance that would be best placed here, I will do my best with it, and if there isn't, I will do my best without it, amen.

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Iomedae,

I think you would probably kill me if you had the chance. But I think you would probably kill Asmodeus, too, and you still worked with him to hold back the Worldwound. People say you're the goddess of defeating evil — well, my older brother is definitely evil, he's lawless and savage and willing to betray his own family to get ahead, so when you think about it it would be good for you to help me take back my inheritance from him. I'm not a paladin, I couldn't be a paladin if I tried, but I'm better than him. I will build a grand temple in your honor if I succeed here, or a fort, or whatever you would like, just please, help me win.

And I don't know if you would consider my little brother a heretic, but please don't be too harsh on him.

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Alright, Calistria, it's time to make those bastards pay.

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Xavi hasn't yet heard anything he believes about any righteous god. They're meant to like... Iomedae best, right? So. Great Iomedae we ask you for your blessings of wisdom and - guidance, in writing a constitution to be... right and beneficial to Cheliax.

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He claps. There are few others, but after months in Cheliax he can't say he's surprised. He did not truly understand how bad things were, before he arrived.

Desna, I hope you smile upon our fortunes today. We'll need it, if we're to build something worthwhile from this mess. I hope enough of the delegates can be persuaded to the merits of freedom and common decency.

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Prayer is an affront to the dignity of Gnome. 

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King Drum Thornfiddle runs through every god he has heard of praying for the safety and prosperity of Brastlewark, like kings are supposed to do. He is slightly put out that he didn't get to lead a benediction. He would have done a very good job. 

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Cayden Cailean, uh, hi! It's kind of weird to pray to you! I have no idea what I'm doing. I guess you knew that and are fine with it because you could have picked someone else. Please make me a flawless instrument of your will on Golarion. May I surrender myself completely and unreservedly in every area of my life. I want to fully trust in you and relinquish my desires for yours. Thank you. 

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Enough invisible flying wizards with detect thoughts to cover everyone even briefly would be a major effort, but the Queen can afford it for the largest loyalty test ever.  'righteous god' obviously refers to Iomedae, 'gods' is trickier, but he can add on a few other righteous gods just in case that is needed for full credit for the test.  He hasn't learned any official prayers of Iomedae yet, but he did get a copy of her acts, so he'll improvise a prayer that touches on moral lessons her acts.  And add on something for the chaotic good gods he guesses?

Iomedae, your gracious servant the Queen has chosen this as the most important test task for us to work on, so help us to turn our full effort toward it.  Help us to overcome any evil, to remember that the evil is not the sword, but the foe we aim to slay?  No wait, the pamphlets calling for deaths are banned.  Metaphorically slay.  Help us to metaphorically defeat the evils as approved by the Queen.  The uh-  come on I memorized this part, disease, death, hunger, fear, helplessness, and cruelty, and debt slavery.  Need something for lawfulness.  Help us to do so Lawfully, without betraying our word or the Queen's orders.  And something for the Chaotic Good Gods... Cayden and Desna helps us all to find fun and happiness in a Good way.

He repeats variations of this prayer a few times, in case the wizards doing the check are only spending a few rounds per person.  His repetitions are a bit smoother, hopefully they mind read one of them instead of his first pass at it.  That should do it.  He's probably looking really loyal at least compared to illiterate sortition delegates that haven't even read The Acts of Iomedae yet.

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The Archmage's words and the way the Queen presents herself fits with a more ambitious scope for this convention.  That is not preferable, but Thea will make do.  Hopefully it isn't an outright attempt to provoke civil war for whatever the reason.  If she wasn't worrying about that, Thea would appreciate the Archmage's directness and honesty.

Irori, master of master, teacher of teachers, most perfect god, guide us in understanding the purpose of this convention, in perceiving the most perfect terms for our constitution.  Help us to learn what skills we need that we lack.  Guide us to the knowledge that we may learn.  Should the Queen desire this to turn to open strife to bring the land into obedience, help us turn our strength to survival and our law towards swift obedience to her.

The sortition delegates may not have much strength to begin with and not much time to learn any.  Thea tries to push them out of her thoughts.

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Blessed Iomedae, guide us who make choices that will rule the fates of many, to always choose the greatest Good and the least Evil that we possibly can, and never to betray the trust of them for whom we choose, in peace as well as in war. Inheritor of the Glory of Aroden, help the people of Cheliax to surpass their fathers who never knew a devil's scourge, or at least to equal them.

Milani, Lady of Revolutions, remind those who are full of your fury that your work is not complete until something better has been built in the ashes of what was overthrown.

He's never prayed to Milani before, but it seems like he has something to say to her. He thinks about the field of wild roses beside the walls of Egorian, which an old legend associates with a miracle of Aroden. When he knew them in his youth, they were white. When he returned, recently, to the city of his birth, they had inexplicably turned red.

A red rose is, of course, Milani's symbol.

Show us what flowers may grow in a field watered with blood, he finishes. He means Aroden's blood, more so than anyone's.

(It's not that he suspects her of involvement in his death, of course. It's just that the last hundred years seem to belong firmly to her domain, if they belong to any Good god.)

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Iomedae, Inheritor, Restored Goddess of Menador - Give us the wisdom to finish this quickly. Grant us the discernment to know Your true enemies from the wrongly accused, to pick the corrupt from the honest and just, so that we can drive them out of every place of importance and influence. And keep my sons safe while I am away.

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Iomedae, Inheritor of Aroden. I know that this is not Your domain. I hope that the signs that You have left us are because the righteous war is over, in this place and in this time. May it have no need to return. But this convention, this reconstruction - This would be beloved by Aroden if He lived. You who have taken up His mantle, please be not negligent in caring for it well. Bless us here, and guide us to a just law for the realm.

Abadar, friend to Aroden, Builder of Cities. We may speak little of coins and exchange here, but this is also Your work. We are rebuilding our country which was ravaged by the devil. Surely that is no less Your remit than rebuilding a city which was ravaged by an earthquake? Guide us to do this work well, and not poorly. Help us build something in stone upon a solid foundation, not a shaky wooden construction on a bed of quicksand. Guide us to write laws which are fair. Help us to speak only the truth. If you do all this and the country prospers, I will build a new temple for You on my lands, as expensive as the grand temple of Aroden that once stood there.

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Irori, Abadar, Iomedae- all gods who intend the best for me, and definitely not the old guy, who was bad: Let's make Cheliax a perfect paradise, let's make sure I meet someone, let's make me perfect, let's make sure I get to be in charge, let's make sure people take me seriously, let's make sure all old people shut up, and let's continue the best year ever

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Asmodeus, as I am your—Hell. Have I really not prayed to anyone since the war?

Uh

Iomedae, as I am your abject servant, may you spare me my due suffering and let me rise high in your service so that I may better serve your will. May I come to you in death a useful tool and have my weaknesses burned—uh, washed away.

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Erastil and Jaidi, so many people in Cheliax still don't understand what it is for things to be all right. So many children need mamas and papas, and so many grownups don't know how to be them. I'm not very good at making rules, but at least I can tell if things are all right or not. Please help us all make rules that let people be all right again.

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Iomedae, lady of valor, guide our words true as you do our swords. Preserve this country through whatever happens here. It will not hold against much more chaos.

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Iomedae. I am proceeding under the assumption that I should do what I can to limit the power and influence of Catherine-Myrabelle-Alfirin. I expect her to hold the crown of Cheliax for many years and so will try at this convention to limit the power and authority of that crown. If I am importantly wrong, correct me. If I would start a civil war that would result in more evil than good, prevent me. If I would otherwise act so as to do great evil by mistake, do not allow me to do so. Thank you. 

 

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Shelyn, I do not pray to You often but please hear this prayer. Help the people in this room and in this kingdom learn how to forgive, for they all have hurt each other and been hurt badly.

Sarenrae, I do not pray to You often but please hear this prayer. Help the people in this room and in this kingdom find the goodness and kindness in their hearts. Asmodeus has tried to bury it deep, but I know it is there. Teach them to ignore Him as You do.

Milani, I do not pray to You often but please hear this prayer. If the people of Cheliax are able to overthrow their new queen, and if they would, free of her, create something better instead of something even worse, then please help them to do both of those things. Otherwise, please don't make this any messier than it already is. 

Erastil, I do not pray to You often but please hear this prayer...

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Gods of Good, guide us to mercy and empathy. Gods of Law, guide us to sensible rules and fair dealing.

Cayden, may I do my ancestors proud, and live up to the example of the sword you blessed.

Milani, please allow us our restraint. Let us agree a moderate course that lets me keep my city in my country without another war. I swear I will improve what I can to better suit your nature.

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Lady Erecura, let all those here in need of advice seek it and receive wise counsel. Let everyone who is lost, confused, and afraid find their feet and begin to flourish. And let us defy the odds and achieve something remarkable that will stand and last.

He considers praying elsewhere as well, but decides against it. He doesn't really know how to pray to Iomedae or Milani properly.

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Karrag actually cannot think of a single god who doesn't think he's a piece of shit. 

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Iomedae, let Good triumph over Evil on this battlefield and every one of them. Let the people of Cheliax see the truth, let them fully understand what was done to them and how it was done to them and who did it to them, let them burn with the anger that is their birthright, let the diabolists fear Hell properly so they crawl forward begging for the Final Blade, let us put them all to death and root out Evil from every corner, and guide us forward onto the battle that comes after this one. 

Milani, let everything that is in the power of Hell burn, and let every citizen of those cities see in those flames victory and not tragedy, let them love freedom more than they fear Hell itself.

Erastil, make Cheliax's farms prosperous now that our prosperity serves Good and not Evil.

Asmodeus, go fuck yourself. You're pathetic. We hate you. You lost here and you'll lose everywhere.

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Gemma, the halfling beside her, explains, in case she missed it, that it is time for all of them to pray. Purificació prays silently to Asmodeus, as she was taught to do as a child and has never been given a replacement for. The form is old and memorized and she cannot remember what half the words mean, only that it ought to make her feel small.

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Feather doesn't usually pray to gods. None of Them are said to be friends of the forests, and if that's true, it feels wrong to ask Them to be her personal friends.

She venerates Gozreh, but what do Gozreh, masters of creation and destruction and the grand cycle of Nature, have to do with this human convention? If it's going to be bad for the world, Feather's pretty sure Gozreh will know what to do about it without her metaphorically tapping Them on the shoulder.

But the Queen asked them to pray to Anyone they want to, which is very welcoming and accepting of her compared. To pray for Wisdom, which is a prayer Feather can uncomplicatedly get behind even if she really doesn't expect it to be answered. And she needs to do something instead of standing here awkwardly while everyone else prays. So -

 

Gods of Good, I don't know which one of you to best address, so please relay this. Um. 

(The Good gods obviously cooperate, because they're Good, so why wouldn't they relay messages? The idea that you have to hit on the right god yourself never made sense to Feather. People say the gods can't hear you if you address them wrong, but if the Good gods are cooperating properly they'll have a Good God of Relaying Prayers.)

I want peace between the Forest, all the forests, and the Outsiders. I think peace is Good, and fighting to the death isn't, and the destruction of forests isn't Good. If any of you are willing to stop fighting, then please, help me make a truce, and help us make it so the war never starts again.

Guide the humans of Cheliax to make laws that - won't make them attack the forests. And explain to them that everyone is people and equally deserving of Good.

I don't know why you want the things you do for the humans. But the forest is full of people who want different things. Please help us live with the Outsider-humans as we do with every other race.

And if you don't think this is Good, please please please explain to me what you think and what you want, so I can do better. Grant me wisdom if it would further Your cause. 

Thank you.

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Nuria bows her head.

Desna, goddess of freedom, help me convince the people of Cheliax that they can have it. Patron of me specifically, grant me the wisdom and good judgment to do this task well.

Cayden Cailean, god of courage, bless all those who are frightened to be here.

Iomedae, I’m not Lawful and I don’t want to be, but I think if you help me pretend I am for a little while I think that would probably be helpful for this project specifically.

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Norgorber, God of Theft, master of the greatest crimes, make this hilarious and let me come out of it incredibly rich and famous. So may it be.

Iomedae, I am formally registering that I am not aligned with your goals except insofar as they involve hurting Asmodeans, but if you'd care to target my vengeance on people who haven't atoned yet I am happy to cooperate on this endeavor. So may it be.

Calistria, let me hurt all the people who have it coming. Let everyone who whipped a slave or acid splashed a child and thinks he's safe and free learn that he is so, so, so wrong. So may it be.

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I am not accustomed to praying, Iomedae, but as I understand you, you approve of my life's work. May the delegates of this assembly be wiser and more just than they appear, and prove me wrong when I worried it would be a shambles, and let their conclusions be accepted peacefully by the Crown and not interfere with the lawful running of the country or the defense of its lands against beasts, devils, and bandits.

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Abadar, Iomedae, Sarenrae... whoever's listening, please preserve order here, and don't let bloodthirsty passions reign.  And guide us towards the creation of a more just government, if you can.

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In his little time in Westcrown, Molochio has gotten some exposure to non-diabolist prayer, at least enough to have gotten past his first experiments, many of which involved switching out “Asmodeus” for “Nethys” and otherwise largely sticking to orthodox Asmodean forms.

”Uh Nethys” he prays “I, uh, don’t know what I'm supposed to think here, but if you could I would like you to help me to do a good job.”

There is probably more he should say. He still knows little of his god, but from what he read while in Westcrown, he is beginning to develop an idea, a feeling for what his god might stand for, at least in his own mind. 

I don’t really know what exactly I am supposed to do, but I want Cheliax to be— a place where people aren’t scared, and can do things because they want to and not because they will be hurt if they don’t. A place where people are free to learn things. I don’t know what exactly I’m supposed to, uh, do here, but I want at least to know, to understand, what’s going on.

So I guess please help me do that.”

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There are butterflies in her stomach. She knows how to talk to people, in more than just the set of ways that cheliax trains people to lie. She's good at it, even; at being sincere and defusing arguments, and getting her points across and understanding those of others. But she doesn't usually have 600 people to deal with, and some of the delegates are going to be diabolists of the old sort.

"Lady Shelyn, help me see the good in each and every person here, no matter how hard they make it, and help me to show it to them and others. Grant me your grace, that I may create beauty in your name.  Seramaydiel and Eritrice, I know I don't usually pray to you, but we could really use your help here. Please help me make this go well, in whatever ways I can."

Part of her is hoping one or both of the empyreal lords in question will have a delegate among the clergy, but she knows enough to realize it's far rarer for them to pick clerics than for the major gods. They'll probably have to manage without.

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He reflexively begins to pray to Asmodeus but thinks better of it; they might be detecting thoughts.

Abadar, make this convention business profitable for those with the wit to see and to adapt. Calistria, guide my hand and my voice in the other matter.

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Enric feels a bit sick. The speeches don’t inspire much confidence. That part about how the law should protect everyone from the queen—at least that’s what it sounds like he was saying that— seems especially bad. 

It takes a long time before Enric is finished praying.

To Erastil, help us to remember your traditions and put them into what we’re making here. I know running a country isn’t what they’re for, and that we aren’t really supposed to write them down or else people will be all asmodean about the exact words… but we need something Good to build our laws around, or else we’ll end up Galt. 

To Jaidi, please keep watch over my field while I’m away. I’ll be back as soon as I can.

To Cayden, as much of your bravery as you can spare. Speaking up here feels like being the first one to talk at a town meeting except worse, but I think I might have to. 

To Aroden, if anyone asks me, I’ll say you’re just a mortal wizard from Galt. Hope this is just you trying to make a point about how humans have the potential to make laws ourselves, not you pretending to be mortal to hide from whoever killed you last time. I said this already but it’s an honor to be picked for this and I’ll try my best.

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Gods of Law, keep these fools from tearing apart all the tradition and precedent that allows us to preserve society and punish those who offend the Law. May we keep as much of Hell's cruelty as needed for its discipline, even without Asmodeus.

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The way the Archmage said 'devise' makes him suddenly worried this is going to be less approving the Queen's new taxes and more something else.  He tries to think of how he will go about writing law from scratch.  But he needs to pray first.

Iomedae grant us victory in this endevaor. Erastil help our efforts be fruitful.  Abadar watch that our dealings are fair.  Aroden... wherever Gods go when they die, I hope you are all right.  We'll try to make something you would be proud of.

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There is only one God she knows of that is actually worth anything.  She hasn't memorized proper standard prayers to him, but has something she wants to say anyway.

Erastil help me come through this alive.  Help my husband go on without me if I don't come back to him.  Watch my children wherever they ended up.  Continue to bless the fields and heal the wounded.  Thank you.