Mar 24, 2019 2:57 AM
Kaede is a host
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Music Room 3, he said. Trust me, he said. Well, here's Kaede, trusting him.

He opens the door to Music Room 3.

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When Kaede opens the door, six voices simultaneously call out, "Welcome!"

Six young men smile winningly at him. They are all beautiful, immaculately dressed, and very magical. 

The blond standing at the front of a group holds out a hand towards the door. 

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...who cares about the hot dudes, this room looks like they killed a damn unicorn in it. He's never seen so much magic in his life. He blinks and looks around in a daze, ignoring them perhaps a bit rudely. He takes a few steps -

- misses one and goes tumbling forward with an "Eep!" and tries to hold onto something and ends up holding onto the most expensive-looking vase he has ever seen -

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-which falls onto the floor and shatters

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Two figures step up behind him.

"We were going to feature that renaissance vase at an upcoming school auction."

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"The bidding was supposed to start at 8 million yen!"

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He blinks up at the twins.

He looks around at the pieces.

He looks at the twins again.

"...oops."

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"You're going to have to pay for that."

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"He will not be able to afford it. This is the new scholarship student, Mr. Kaede Jiang."

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"What? You're the commoner?"

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He dusts himself and stands up slowly. "Er. Yes. That'd be me."

...wow they're really pretty. Like. All of them. What the heck, he knew wealth correlated with that but darn.

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"Welcome to Ouran High School. It must be difficult for you to be surrounded by so many beautiful people, but we're here to help you work through it. Your clumsiness is understandable in the face of so much elegance. Compared to what you're used to..."

He shakes his head sadly.

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"I've ever seen a mirror, I was not that deprived."

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He gasps and steps forward, peering at Kaede's face.

"Perhaps... Your features could never compare to my own of course, but I have no doubt the ladies would appreciate them. And you're the commoner everyone's been whispering about. They would enjoy the opportunity to see you up close, learn about your strange ways."

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"You want him to join the host club?" the twins ask, incredulously.

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"Why not? He has to repay his debt somehow and exposure to our grace and elegance will only do him good."

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"Oh exposure to your grace and elegance will do me something, for sure," he agrees. "I have no idea what a host club is, though, and I object to the idea that the ladies are the only ones who get to appreciate my visage."

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"We cater to all with a discerning eye and an appreciation of elegance. The Ouran Highschool Host Club exists to entertain young ladies, and gentlemen, with far too much time on their hands."

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"...'entertain'?"

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"We offer hours of delightful conversation and the romantic experiences our guests dream of having. From picnics in moonlit gardens to journeys down the rivers of ancient Rome, every experience is tailored to make the heart flutter."

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...oh bummer. "Sounds very - tame? But doable."

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"You haven't seen what happens after the lights go out."

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"Hikaru! Kaoru! How can you imply such things?"

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"Just because you're stuck in the 18th century boss-"

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"-doesn't mean we are."

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